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Monday Evening Open Thread: True Facts

by Anne Laurie|  August 9, 20218:06 pm| 79 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, All Too Normal

The Founders never intended for Indiana to be a state and yet here we are. https://t.co/zf2jbhy9x0

— Peter A. Shulman ?? (@pashulman) August 9, 2021

The Founders intended senators not to be directly elected — are you going to resign?

The Founders intended the Senate to be run on simple majorities — are you going to push to end the filibuster?

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) August 9, 2021

Wanna feel old? From the Washington Post:

… Ever since White House operatives broke into the Democratic National Committee’s Watergate office in 1972, employing the suffix “-gate” has been an irresistible way to name a scandal. The Wikipedia page on “-gate” controversies lists more than 240, from the well-known — such as 1976’s Koreagate — to the lesser-known. I had somehow missed Ponytailgate, the scandal that erupted in 2015 when New Zealand Prime Minister John Key pulled a waitress’s hair…

Around the time of Ponytailgate, Amy Marquez was teaching a business presentations class at a university in the South, where her night school students ranged from recent high school graduates to at least one retiree. The semester’s last major assignment was a team presentation on a crisis that a business had made significantly better or worse because of the communication choices the company made.

One pair of students, both recently out of high school, gave their presentation on Antennagate, the controversy that erupted in 2010 when users of Apple’s iPhone 4 found that calls were being dropped. The cause? If the phone was gripped in a certain way, its antenna could be blocked, weakening the signal. (Another name for the problem was Gripgate.)…

… “They said that the word ‘antenna’ was obvious because the problem with the phone was related to the antennas. Then they said the ‘gate’ part of the word was referring to the shape a person’s hand made when they held a phone.”

Amy let them continue. When the presentation was over and it was time for questions, she asked whether they had found that particular definition for “gate” somewhere in their research. They told her they had.

After class, Amy pressed them on where they had they found that definition.

“At that point, they admitted they hadn’t seen the term defined anywhere and had just decided that was what it meant,” she wrote. “I asked if either of them had ever heard of ‘Watergate.’ Neither had. Which kind of made me want to cry.”…

“Both students were really irritated about this,” she wrote. “One asked me how they were supposed to know about things that happened before they were even born…

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Open Thread: Concerning Nikole Hannah Jones’ New Role

by Anne Laurie|  July 6, 20216:53 pm| 58 Comments

This post is in: Black Lives Matter, C.R.E.A.M., Excellent Links, All Too Normal

MacArthur Fellows @nhannahjones and Ta-Nehisi Coates join the @HowardU faculty to establish the Center for Journalism and Democracy: #MacFellow https://t.co/FlD5uZcFC9 pic.twitter.com/4IAmJkt3ei

— MacArthur Foundation (@macfound) July 6, 2021

Excellent news! But Ms. Hannah Jones has a side note:

Whew. This thread. Much, much respect to @JoekillianPW, a dogged, smart, well-sourced reporter, the one who broke the UNC tenure story in the first place. https://t.co/zPs5gVj60d

— Ida Bae Wells (@nhannahjones) July 6, 2021

Extracts from a thread that’s worth reading in full:

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Tuesday Evening Open Thread: Elect A Bunch of Clowns, Expect A (Fascist) Circus…

by Anne Laurie|  June 29, 20216:43 pm| 51 Comments

This post is in: GOP Death Cult, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, All Too Normal

Kevin McCarthy on the House floor saying he supports removing confederate statues from the Capitol but “All of the statues being removed by this bill are statues of Democrats”

— Elise Foley (@elisefoley) June 29, 2021

it is absolutely astonishing how these fash keep showing up embedded in the republican party. the world’s unluckiest political organization. https://t.co/kCKyVJ8ZAr

— World Famous Art Thief (@CalmSporting) June 29, 2021

Too many older white people think that if they can't define America like they want, then they don't want America

— Thomas E. Ricks (@tomricks1) June 27, 2021

And not just the ‘older’ white people…

NOBODY tells Paul Gosar not to cavort with white nationalists. https://t.co/KFAXhQYpHa

— SuspendedHat (@Popehat) June 29, 2021

"David Duke without the Baggage" https://t.co/5MGolsNQkK

— zeddy (@Zeddary) June 29, 2021


(‘David Duke without the Baggage’ was Scalise’s own self-description.)

Nick Fuentes is an open admirer of fascism and Republicans will do nothing to punish Paul Gosar over this collaboration.

I feel like despite the chatter about how bad the GOP has gotten we haven’t processed what a radical transformation this is for America. https://t.co/nCjt1B7ZV7

— Michael Edison Hayden (@MichaelEHayden) June 29, 2021

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Coronavirus ‘Bioweapons’ From China: Bats in A Mine

by Anne Laurie|  June 9, 202110:01 pm| 64 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19 Coronavirus, Information As Power, All Too Normal

Explainer: China’s Mojiang mine and its role in the origins of COVID-19 https://t.co/mWDMYdp4WG by @DavidStanway pic.twitter.com/xbkVInYlmQ

— Reuters (@Reuters) June 9, 2021

If COVID-19 did come from a ‘lab leak’ — no more than a 15% probability, IMO — 99% odds it was an accidental-exposure failure, not an OMG the ChiComs are plotting to kill us all horror-movie scenario:

Top U.S. infectious disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci has urged China to release information about six labourers who fell ill after working in a mine in Yunnan province in 2012, and are now seen as a key part of efforts to find the origins of COVID-19.

The workers, ages 30 to 63, were scrubbing a copper seam clean of bat faeces in April 2012. Weeks later, they were admitted to a hospital in the provincial capital of Kunming with persistent coughs, fevers, head and chest pains and breathing difficulties. Three eventually died…

According to the Wuhan Institute of Virology’s Shi Zhengli, China’s top bat coronavirus researcher, the workers’ pneumonia-like symptoms were caused by a fungal infection. Shi and her team also said in research published last November that they had retested 13 serum samples from four of the patients and found no sign they had been infected with SARS-CoV-2…

From 2012 to 2015, WIV researchers identified as many as 293 coronaviruses in and around the mine.

The institute in November 2020 disclosed the existence of eight other “SARS-type” coronavirus samples taken from the site.

In a preprint last month, Shi and other researchers said none of the eight was a closer match to SARS-CoV-2 than RaTG13. Crucially, none of them possessed the key receptor binding domain that allows SARS-CoV-2 to infect humans so efficiently.

The paper concluded that “the experimental evidence cannot support” claims that SARS-CoV-2 was leaked from the lab, and called for “more systematic and longitudinal sampling of bats, pangolins or other possible intermediate animals” to better understand where the pandemic originated.

As the specialists have been saying for the last fifteen months, a pandemic wasn’t a matter of if, but a matter of when.

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Just Asking Questions – Open Thread

by Cheryl Rofer|  May 16, 20219:18 am| 263 Comments

This post is in: Trumpery, All Too Normal, Decline and Fall

To help WaterGirl keep the troubleshooting thread to just that, here’s something I’ve been thinking about.

We see statements not unlike TFG’s tweets occasionally emanate from a certain Florida resort. We see quotes in the news about grand political thinking from TFG – endorse this, fundraise that, remove Liz Cheney.

But we hardly ever see TFG. There was one video a couple of weeks ago that looked like one of those folks you see ranting on street corners about the unfairness of life, chemtrails, and the aliens that are hiding in the bank building. A small audience applauded. I wondered if that was a deepfake. It was perfectly believable.

And now the questions.

Is TFG having a hard time adjusting to his Twitterless existence? Is he ranting incoherently, so that his handlers don’t want the world to see him directly? Or is he just nursing his butthurt and thinks that he is damaging the media by denying them his essence? (Oh wait) Is he being manipulated by any number of manipulators?

You may have questions too. You may deposit them here or any other profound thinking you have to offer this Sunday morning.

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Guest Post: Tony Jay Explains London Politics / Media for Us

by Anne Laurie|  April 28, 20212:00 pm| 93 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Guest Posts, All Too Normal

Since this is extremely enlightening — and hilarious — I wanted to share it with those of you who aren’t around for the early-morning thread. Thanks, Tony!

Over here on the shores of Fiddle-Earth it certainly looks like a critical mass of the financial interests that own the Tory Party have come to the conclusion that, with The Great British Brexit an established boot on the throat of the UK’s workers and the NHS doing sterling work pulling the Government’s exposed knackerjacks out of the Covid fire, they’ve probably squeezed all of the electoral mileage they can out of Flobalob Johnson’s ‘Roly-Poly Rascal with Rumpy-Pumpy Ways’ act and have therefore authorised the drawing and inserting of multiple knives into his wine-soaked carapace.

Leakers have started trashing him to their chums in the corporate media, which is par for the course where Tories and their internal feuds are concerned, but those chums have actually stared filing articles on the trashing rather than keeping it all on the down-low as ‘background’ for their inevitable tell-all books, which is wildly out of character for our doormat Press where their good friend ‘Boris’ is concerned and proof positive that his days of sloth and gluttony are definitely numbered. Word must have gone out from the paramount thrones of media power that the dense protective cordon erected around the Bullingdon Bully long before he won the Tory Party leadership is no longer in effect, leaving political editors across the Infotainment industry aquiver with anticipation over yet another Tory Party coronation.

As to the actual allegations themselves (always secondary in importance to the narrative they’re used to support) it’s being reported as multi-sourced and credibly witnessed that Johnson was overheard around the time of the 2nd National Lockdown angrily refusing to consider the possibility of ordering a 3rd Lockdown, regardless of the scientific advice, saying that he would rather “see bodies pile high in their thousands”. He’s denying it, of course, but he’s also denying –

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread: Another Day, Another Nontroversy

by Anne Laurie|  December 9, 20206:54 am| 291 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, All Too Normal

President-elect Joe Biden has met with leaders of some of the nation’s top civil rights organizations and vowed that his administration will prioritize racial justice and assemble a diverse Cabinet that can tackle pressing equity issues. https://t.co/nwTRL7nN6q

— The Associated Press (@AP) December 9, 2020

… Vice President-elect Kamala Harris and Louisiana Rep. Cedric Richmond, who will join the Biden administration as a senior adviser, also participated in the nearly two-hour virtual meeting with seven civil rights leaders. The talk touched on how racial justice will be a common thread as the Biden administration works to address policing and criminal justice reform, COVID-19, the nation’s racial wealth gap, voting rights and more.

The meeting, which was closed to the news media, follows increasing pressure Biden has received to ensure that his Cabinet is diverse and representative of the nation. Black voters were a driving national force pushing the former vice president to victory over President Donald Trump. Other voters of color have also been credited with helping secure Biden’s win in battleground states like Arizona and Nevada.

“You cannot move the needle when it comes to racial justice in this country unless you have people at the table at the highest levels who have had lived experiences … and there are Black people qualified for every single position in the government,” National Urban League CEO Marc Morial told reporters after the meeting. ”We saw today a passionate Joe Biden and a passionate Kamala Harris. We will judge this administration by the actions it takes and by its results.”

The civil rights leaders said they made clear that Biden’s supporters expect him to deliver on his promises. They said Biden agreed to meet with them regularly to discuss progress on key issues…

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