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Thursday Morning Open Thread: CRYPTO!

by Anne Laurie|  May 20, 20217:39 am| 218 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Popular Culture, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

crypto: scratch-off lotto tickets but as currency https://t.co/brQJl6c1ho

— kilgore trout, junky horse (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2021

… Which I can regard as an early-morning soft target, because I Do Not Understand Finance, and also the only acquaintances I suspect might have any coin in this game are, to be honest, would-be sharpies who mostly get shorn…

The value of more than 7,000 crypto tokens tracked by CoinGecko sinks more than $600 billion in the past week to $1.9 trillion https://t.co/rNrZqXtZVe

— Bloomberg (@business) May 19, 2021

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Open ICE Thread: Seems Like A Win/Win Situation

by Anne Laurie|  May 16, 20218:35 pm| 61 Comments

This post is in: Immigration, Open Threads, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

Some U.S. border patrol agents are so frustrated with Biden’s border policies that they are considering early retirement, while other disgruntled agents are buying unofficial coins that say “U.S. Welcome Patrol.” W/ @kristinacooke and @micarosenberg:https://t.co/CkG0m0cqJc

— Ted Hesson (@tedhesson) May 14, 2021

Maybe it’s just me, but having the most authoritarian-crazed, anti-migrant individuals remove themselves from the Border Patrol sounds like a *good* thing?

… Interviews with a dozen current and former agents highlight growing dissatisfaction among some rank and file members of the agency over Biden’s swift reversal of some of former President Donald Trump’s hardline immigration policies. Since Biden took office, border apprehensions have risen sharply.

Some of that frustration is coalescing into opposition to Biden’s pick to lead the border patrol’s parent agency, U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP). The nominee is Tucson Police Chief Chris Magnus, who still needs to be confirmed by the U.S. Senate.

The discontent was partly reflected in an unusual memo from the acting Border Patrol chief last month, who objected to a new directive to stop using the term ‘alien’ when referring to migrants, saying it would hurt agents’ morale.

The interviews provide an anecdotal snapshot of the mood within border patrol and, as such, do not represent the views of all agents. One agent who spoke to Reuters on the condition of anonymity said “there are always going to be changes” between presidential administrations and that agents are “used to it.”

But any internal strife could complicate plans Magnus may have to implement and reshape border and asylum policy. Criticism from even a small number of agents could also bolster Republican efforts to use concerns over illegal immigration to rally supporters ahead of the 2022 congressional elections…

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We blew it

by David Anderson|  July 20, 20208:38 am| 121 Comments

This post is in: Anderson On Health Insurance, COVID-19 Coronavirus, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

Axios is reiterating what I said last week.  We wasted a season:

 

America spent the spring building a bridge to August, spending trillions and shutting down major parts of society. The expanse was to be a bent coronavirus curve, and the other side some semblance of normal, where kids would go to school and their parents to work.

The bottom line: We blew it, building a pier instead.

There will be books written about America’s lost five months of 2020, but here’s what we know:

We blew testing…

We blew schools… 

We blew economics…

We blew public health…

We blew goodwill….

The objective of sheltering in place for the spring was two fold. First, give the hospitals a chance to not get slammed in the first wave. That mostly worked everywhere except Metro-New York City. We also bought time for learning and development to happen. We know a whole lot more about how to clinically approach severe COVID with better tools now than in March.

The second objective was to buy time to moblize other resources that could successfully suppress and minimize viral spread with tools that are more precise and less costly than what we had to do in the spring. We failed at that.

 

Harris County + #Houston together can contact trace 600 COVID patients a day.
But the daily average is 1,500+.
This means tracers often miss a critical window to warn potentially pre-symptomatic COVID carriers to isolate away from family and coworkers. ➡️https://t.co/CDjTSrHSwc

— Zach Despart?️ (@zachdespart) July 19, 2020


If there are 900+ people a day who are not being contact traced, that invites either massive community spread or necessitates wide spread shut-downs again until the number of new cases per day are back within the capacity to aggressively, quickly and comprehensively contact trace and isolate anyone who was likely to have been exposed to an individual.  Contact tracing is a combination of public resources which, if they are state or locally funded, extremely scarce and social behavior.  It is far easier to  contact trace someone who walked to a mail box, drove to the store for a once a week 30 minute in and out and then stayed home then someone who ha a full and active social life.  Precise tools get overwhelmed with high prevalence and increasing social mobility so the only tools left are either riding things out with massive death and suffering OR blunt tools.

My wife and I spent most of the weekend talking about the schools.  Our school system had planned initially on a hybrid model and then switched to a full remote model for at least the first quarter.  Duke University is still planning on having students on campus in under a month.  The NFL is meandering towards an attempt to start training camps.  All of this is happening in the context of significant community spread and a haphazard policy response.

The question being asked right now is “When can we do X?”

The question that we should be asking and solving for is:  “What are the conditions needed to do X, and what do we need to do now to make those conditions happen?”

If we want kids in school, if we want students on campus, if we want live sports, then we need to clamp down on community spread.  That means massive increases in testing.  That means massive expansion of PPE distribution.  That means aggressive and prompt contact tracing. That means making isolation a non-ruinous proposition for working families. That means a ton of hard work.  But the choice is either doing the hard work to get what we want, or not doing the hard work, seeing massive suffering and not getting what we want.

 

 

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Misplaced March optimism

by David Anderson|  July 6, 20207:00 am| 90 Comments

This post is in: Anderson On Health Insurance, COVID-19 Coronavirus, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

I was the pessimist in my office cluster when we left the office for the last time in mid-March.  The ACC basketball tournament in Greensboro, NC had just been cancelled midway through a play-in game.  The news coming out of New York City was looking grim and and we knew that we had totally blown the early ability to test and trace as we had nowhere near enough testing capacity.  Some of my colleagues thought we would see each other in person again after Easter.  The median guess was around Memorial Day that we would be back in the office.  I thought I would be back on a regular basis and working with my colleagues, getting cups of coffee with collaborators and brain storming with co-authors starting again today.

I had thought that we would mostly  get the logistics of massive testing figured out.  We have done that.  However we are now running into significant logistical bottlenecks again and slowing down the test-assess-inform cycle makes each test far less valuable now than it could and should be.

BREAKING: Testing is about to reach capacity again nationally.

LabCorp the biggest lab has capacity for 130k tests/day (out of the 500k+/day) but with the run up in cases are now running 5 day wait times.

At 7 days, testing stops being of value. We may get there soon.

— Andy Slavitt @ ? (@ASlavitt) July 2, 2020

I had thought that late March and April would suck as we had built up a big base of unobserved and unknown cases that were actively infectious and those individuals were infecting new people until we had a massive bolus of future hospitalizations and deaths built up. At the same time, I had hoped that we would be able to rapidly respond to a disease with a well-established play-book: Break infection chains, first with overwhelming brute force of a sharp and near total lockdown where in person social interactions become rare and distant events and then once the infectious base shrinks, aggressively test-trace-isolate any individuals suspected of being plausibly infected. It would not be a pleasant lock-down period to get to the point where testing and tracing could be the effective and dominant control strategy while we waited for therapeutic, prophylatic and vaccine development, but the playbook has worked well in numerous settings and diseases.

Back in March we proposed our outbreak be managed by driving down transmission through stay at home policies while scaling up test trace isolate infrastructure until a handoff could be made. https://t.co/ESW3mZue22

— Caitlin Rivers, PhD (@cmyeaton) July 5, 2020

And that worked for April. We as a society did a damn good job of being careful and staying home. And it worked. We started breaking infection chains. We as a nation brought the Reproductive rate of the virus to well under one. We gave non-NYC metro area hospitals the breathing room to learn, to evolve, and to prepare without being overwhelmed.

And then we threw it away.

"I think right now we're where we were when New York City was having its peak epidemic," @ScottGottliebMD delivered one of his more dire forecasts of the #COVID19 pandemic on today's @FaceTheNation. We now have 4 major epicenters of spread: FL, TX, AZ, CA. Georgia a worry. pic.twitter.com/Le5xs0fNnQ

— margaret brennan (@margbrennan) July 5, 2020

Over the holiday, I was in a funk, a malaise. I was the pessimist in March and I was way too optimistic. We talked a lot about what the schools will do in the fall and how will the universities and colleges function? I don’t know. My wife and I are privileged enough that whatever the elementary and middle schools do, we can go with those decisions. Some decisions will be easier than others; my seven year old son really would benefit from being in a classroom at least some of the time. My eleven year old daughter can probably do well enough no matter what. I hope that my kids are in a classroom at least a week or two a month. But we can handle another semester of stay at home instruction or full return to school or the most likely hybrid mixture. I was the pessimist and I was way too optimistic.

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Order ALL The Popcorn: A Real President Speaks

by TaMara|  June 3, 202012:08 pm| 61 Comments

This post is in: Missing Obama Already, Open Threads, Politics, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

The town hall will be livestreamed on https://t.co/4x2XN7l80t at 5 pm ET. President Obama will be joined by police reform activists and public figures, including former Attorney General Eric Holder. https://t.co/u4u48svHsX

— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) June 3, 2020

I, for one, welcome the calm voice of reason to help soothe a hurting nation.

The fact that it’s gonna make someone’s head explode, well that’s just extra butter on my popcorn. (Okay, LOTS of someones)

Tune in. 5 pm eastern, Obama.org

And yes, I know I just stomped on everyone, but it seems to be a theme this week. My apologies to everyone I squished with my bigfoot, but this seemed like a day brightener and we need every one we can get these days.

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ETA: Okay everyone, I have the livestream set up for 4:50 pm EDT. It is a youtube link.

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I Am Over These Fucking People

by TaMara|  April 29, 20205:30 pm| 244 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19 Coronavirus, Open Threads, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Assholes, General Stupidity, Go Fuck Yourself

Joining Betty in afternoon rage..

I posted this information on Facebook:

A team of experts advised Gov.​ https://t.co/ybXJPtgKZL

— WHO-HD Ch. 13 News (@WHOhd) April 29, 2020

Iowa tells workers to return to their jobs or lose unemployment benefits, despite warnings that reopening could lead to a second wave of infections https://t.co/ZOcnXq6CKt via @businessinsider

— Carlton Livingston (@100lbAColliweed) April 29, 2020

I have friends and family in Iowa. No provisions for someone who might be vulnerable, no provisions for someone who might live with someone who is vulnerable. Just get your lazy ass back to work.

First, someone that I do business with (as a customer no less) decided to spew Republican talking points at me about it and that people will take advantage. I was waiting for her to come at me with “strong bucks and t-bone steaks.”  I let her know I wasn’t buying it about these hypothetical deadbeats and wanted to know when we were going to talk about the businesses taking advantage of workers by putting profit over their safety. Her reply was, “Oh, wow” like I’d said something drastic like “So pro-life only means in the womb, right?” She then deleted all her comments.

Then, my cousin, who is a retired minister came at me with the same BS. My response: “Who would Jesus kill for profit, amirite?”

I think I’m banned from future family reunions (not really, my godmother is a retired minister who is totally liberal…or as she likes to call it, “a follower of the teachings of Christ”).  ETA: He just came back at me with “we can agree to disagree and still be family, right” I’ll think about it.

Anyway, I’ve had it with these fuckers and they all need to be called on the carpet and then crushed under my heel. You want to preach the economy over lives, then the next woman who says, “this unexpected pregnancy is going to wreak havoc on my personal economy,” better be first in line for an abortion without any protest from these frauds.  Because as we know, profits are all that matter.

If we and our Democratic leaders do not make them own each and every one of these comments from now until no one remembers what a Republican was, except to compare them to Nazis, we are fools. And worse, dishonoring all those who died because of this outrage.

And yes, having had this stupid virus, I am taking all of this personally. And I’m worried beyond words for those around me who may succumb to it.

BTW, I’m fine, thanks for asking ? ’cause I know you’re gonna. I’m on day 3 of feeling pretty darn good. But I will tell you the fatigue is impressive. And there were a few days/nights that were very hairy, but those passed and the rest was pretty mild.

Okay, back to my rant. I am mad as hell and really am not going to take it anymore. Come at me with bullshit and I’m going to fight back – friends, family, business, I. Do. Not. Care.

I feel better now.

/rant

I will try and have something respite-like later. No promises though, I may need a nap after this.

 

 

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WTF / WASF Open Thread: A Glitch in the Simulation

by Anne Laurie|  April 2, 202010:17 am| 168 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19 Coronavirus, Open Threads, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Green Balloons

What’s the first specialty quarter of 2020?

Not a joke. pic.twitter.com/IYGSmykh3R

— Timothy P. O'Malley (@timothypomalley) March 30, 2020

The Trickster God will have His little joke…

Of course, everyone this is not the bat that causes the virus. It's not even clear where the virus came from right now. This tweet was but a mild interruption to what has become the world's longest March. It's also not evidence of government conspiracy. Just a bat on a coin.

— Timothy P. O'Malley (@timothypomalley) March 31, 2020

It's the Samoan Flying Fox, which is found in our National Park in American Samoa. The tails side of most recent quarters is of scenes from our National Parks and Historic Sites.

— cinyc (@cinyc9) March 31, 2020


*SRSLY. Click on the embedded link, below:

Looking at the rest of the quarters for 2020, we can expect:
Lyme Disease (Weir Farm, CT)
A hurricane (VI)
Bernie Sanders (VT)
Bubonic Plague (KS, carried by prairie dogs)https://t.co/CIQzXOz0u2

— Bridget (@BostonBridget) March 31, 2020

So, you're saying it's the year of the fruit bat? #Discworld #century

— Sprezza (@TureMasing) March 31, 2020

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