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C.R.E.A.M. Open Thread: ‘The Eternal Mystery of A Rich Man’s Politics’

by Anne Laurie|  December 17, 202212:35 pm| 179 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Assholes, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

Don’t leave Twitter bc you think you’re creating value for Musk. Stay at Twitter bc you’re here for free while he loses billions. Maybe his actions will end it for all of us. But it would be great if us people who do what makes Twitter great outlast him & have the final word

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) December 14, 2022

Aaron Rupar, and at least some of his fellow banned journalists, are back on Twitter. The news organizations they work for tweeted right through yesterday’s controversy… because, at this particular moment, Twitter is not replaceable for them. And, apparently, Twitter can’t do without them!

Freedom of speech according to Elon… pic.twitter.com/WhzlU2PxTe

— $8 buck Chuck♻️💙❤️‍🩹☮️🥏 (@TheRealCarlozV) December 17, 2022

Dave Roth, at Defector, always excellent:

… Online reactionary politics is a fan community before it is anything else; as with Donald Trump, the way to tell that Musk is an active participant is how obviously starstruck he is by the corny dingbats that make up its firmament. Where Trump lived for the approval of Fox News’s glitching poreless on-air goblins, Musk has been queasily quick with an “exactly” in the mentions of various reactionary influencers: the anti-trans activist that solicits bomb threats to children’s hospitals, or the one fellow from the Koch-backed Turning Point USA organization whose face seems to be shrinking, or Cat Turd 2. If it is embarrassing to know who these people are—and it is extremely embarrassing to know who those people are—it is more embarrassing still to have mistaken these relentlessly self-serving grifters for friends.

What all of that decidedly is not, however, is mysterious. Musk’s politics, however heterodox he himself might secretly be, appear very much to be those of an extremely wealthy 51-year-old man with an entirely commonplace conservative media diet. There are only so many interesting ways and even fewer interesting reasons to adopt these politics; the most common one, which again is the one that Musk seems to have chosen, is to simply let the combined inertia of your circumstances and incuriosity back you into them. That he is now someplace so strange—winking at QAnon shit, already—seems mostly to reflect how conservative politics have moved in that direction; Musk, typically, seems not to have given any of it much thought. The extremities of his wealth and strange upbringing, and his personal peculiarities and the limits of his capacities for empathy or insight all probably played some role, but this is true of every other butthead that ever aged into reactionary politics. In time, these people realize what they actually believed all along and embrace what has always mattered most to them. In this sense, too, Musk’s little blurts of umbrage and upset are just like those of all the other reactionary pilgrims on their own lonely journeys. Separately but in unison, they slough off everything and everyone that is not them, either out of principle or pique or just because they find themselves losing interest; instead of talking to the people they used to talk to, they just shout at everyone. Twitter has always been a good place for that.

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Insufficiently Socialized Media Open Thread: Breaking…

by Anne Laurie|  December 16, 202210:23 am| 217 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Assholes, Schadenfreude

Apartheid Princeling Bitchboy’s tiny mind:

L pic.twitter.com/b0O0S9Ftqc

— Hemry, Local Bartender (@BartenderHemry) December 16, 2022

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA. pic.twitter.com/OxsR5FBCDO

— What Biden Has Done (post.news/what46hasdone) (@What46HasDone) December 16, 2022

"Too many choices in the poll" meant "I want to suspend them for 7 days."

— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha) December 16, 2022

“Sorry. Losing badly even with dishonest framing. Will keep changing it until I win.” https://t.co/J0yi5lWdl0

— David Avallone (@DAvallone) December 16, 2022

Omfg CRY MORE pic.twitter.com/N9CdW8chdc

— Hemry, Local Bartender (@BartenderHemry) December 16, 2022

Technique taken from protests under Communist China: Read the first letter of each line…

Gosh
Really
It
Makes
Elon
Sad
to post his private plane’s public flight plans.

— Josh Rosenau (parity) (@JoshRosenau) December 16, 2022

we might have to rename the streisand effect https://t.co/3C1QQkpzWt

— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) December 16, 2022

Honestly I suspect the latter. They’ve gutted moderation around here. Mass reporting people off the platform is trivial at this point.

— Jean-Michel Connard (@torriangray) December 16, 2022


Yeah, I don’t think Musk reads journalists’ feeds either; but he’s always ready to follow where his loyalists lead, and mass-complaints are a known right-wing tactic.

The Fauci Ouchie strikes again pic.twitter.com/54YS6gUjtl

— steven ''italian elon musk'' monacelli (@stevanzetti) December 16, 2022

Insufficiently Socialized Media Open Thread: <em>Breaking… </em>Post + Comments (217)

“For Entertainment Purposes Only” Open Thread: TFG & the Seven(teen) Orcs

by Anne Laurie|  December 15, 20227:20 pm| 74 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Elections, Excellent Links, Republicans in Disarray!, Assholes, Schadenfreude

Warren on Joe Biden … pic.twitter.com/zao0Y3KUYX

— Christopher Cadelago (@ccadelago) December 15, 2022

My senior Senator is a smart lady. Barring unforeseen events, incumbent Joe Biden will be the Democratic presidential candidate in 2024. This fact is an ongoing irritant to Our Very Serious Media (Village Idiots), who prefer speculation and rumor to process.

At least they have a wide — gaping, even! — field of potential Repub candidates to keep them busy, and the rest of us entertained. ‘Longtime political observer’ Ed Kilgore, at NYMag, has an excellent summary of the current wannabes — “Here Come the Trump 2024 Alternatives”:

It’s the early — or perhaps silly — season of the 2024 presidential-election cycle, and the only actual candidate in the field is former president Donald Trump. Among Republicans, Trump remains the front-runner despite pervasive signs of GOP fatigue with him, and the fears his destructive involvement in a disappointing 2022 midterm election have fanned even in MAGA-land. If Trump thought his early 2024 announcement would clear the field of potential rivals as the party base swooned over him all over again, he was wrong. But flirting with a run against the King and stimulating speculation among the chattering classes isn’t the same thing as mounting an actual campaign against the man who has been underestimated so many times before.

Right now, the so-called invisible primary of scribbling and gabbing, winking and whispering, probably reflects the fantasy world of Republicans as much as any real prospects for winning the nomination. So the right question today may be what prospective candidates bring to this GOP dreamscape of a future more promising than a Biden-Trump rematch…

– Ron DeSantis: Trump reverse-engineered…
– Mike Pence: Trump sanctified…
– Ted Cruz: The pre-Trump throwback…
– Mike Pompeo: He’s very available…
– Glenn Youngkin: An anti-Washington candidate from the D.C. burbs…
– Nikki Haley: Something for everybody…
– Tim Scott: The we’re-not-racist validator…

From another blog favorite:

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Cold Grey Pre-Dawn Open Thread: Oversaturating the Petty Grievance Market

by Anne Laurie|  December 13, 20223:14 am| 126 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Assholes

I never would have guessed Dave Chappell's biggest joke was going to be the world's richest man being booed off stage.

I couldn't think of a bigger joke!

Thank god you're rich, because you're not funny nor entertaining.

Just keep stealing memes Elon.#ElonMusk #DaveChappelle pic.twitter.com/mQOCNDO4md

— Ashes to Ashes, Musk to Musk (@_Musk2Musk_) December 13, 2022

On the one hand, it’s San Francisco, where Musk has not made himself popular recently; on the other, it’s not as though anyone paying money to listen to Dave Chappell would’ve been expected to suffer from the ‘woke mind virus’…

Musk’s hand-picked moderation team has been nuking every recording of the incident they can find, so here’s the Guardian story:

… “Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for the richest man in the world,” the comedian Dave Chappelle roared on stage at the Chase Center in San Francisco as he invited the Twitter owner out to join him on Sunday night.

For the first couple of seconds Musk appeared ready to accept a euphoric welcome from the crowd of 18,000. He raised his arms high in the air and spun around as though he’d just scored a World Cup decider.

Then the booing started. And it continued. And it got louder. And louder. For the best part of 10 minutes Musk was given a real-time readout of his current popularity ratings…

A normally irrepressible Musk seemed to be dumbstruck by the booing. He remained speechless, only opening his mouth to cry for help: “Dave, what shall I say?”

“Don’t say nothing,” Chappelle counseled. “You hear that sound, Elon? That’s the sound of pending civil unrest.”

At least there was alternative facts to fall back on. By Monday morning Musk had perked up and was busily rewriting history. The deafening noise, he reassured his Twitter followers, had in fact been “90% cheers & 10% boos”.

Tell that to James Yu, a writer who was in the crowd on Sunday. “A good 80% of the stadium boos,” he estimated, noting that once the jeering started Musk withered on stage and turned “into a corncob”.

That’s the problem with punching-down, grievance-stroking Shock Comedy, of course: Its practitioners have to keep ramping up the intensity or their audience loses interest. And, right now, there’s a lot of competition out there. From Bloomberg, “Elon Musk Is Ruining Trump’s Presidential Campaign“:

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Saturday Morning Open Thread: Shut Up Already, Manic Pixie Dream Sinema

by Anne Laurie|  December 10, 20228:10 am| 303 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Assholes

you have to watch it with sound on for the full enraging effect

— flglmn (@flglmn) December 9, 2022

Alexandra Petri, in the Washington Post, remains a national treasure: “Bad news! Nothing about Kyrsten Sinema will change”:

… Anyone concerned that this new swerve toward independence would make her any less the human version of an eviction notice written in glitter gel pen can relax. Sinema will continue to serve up exactly the same quirks that we have come to know and … know, from her time as a Democratic senator.

From voting against raising the minimum wage with a cutesy thumbs-down, to impeding legislation to close corporate tax loopholes for unclear reasons, to generally waltzing through the Senate with her signature brand of cheese-grater-to-the-eardrum whimsy, we can expect more of the same! No longer being a Democrat will, in fact, alter nothing about her (this should come as a surprise, but less of a surprise than you wish it would)…

Sinema will continue to be the self-crowned protagonist of the Senate, an AIM away status with really deep song lyrics in it that you probably wouldn’t really get. She is still a party of one, just as rAnDom as ever, and now everyone gets to celebrate that fact! Get excited to pay attention to her and her constantly surprising wants — or rather, to continue paying attention to them in exactly the same way! You have a broadly popular policy idea that will benefit her constituents? She’ll support it … maybe!…

“Why, if nothing about your values or behavior is going to be different, would someone choose to do this unnecessary, attention-grabbing thing that will make lots of Senate business more annoying for the Democrats?” you might ask. But then you would see you had answered your own question: Kyrsten Sinema is behaving exactly as she always has.

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Late Night Open Thread: He Can’t Buy Friends, But He Can Rent Serfs

by Anne Laurie|  December 10, 20222:16 am| 75 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Tech News & Issues, Assholes

Gee, I wonder which of these two rooms the boss uses. Do you think it’s the one where they’ve tucked blankets onto both of the couches, or the one with the large bed, giant televisions, and slippers? https://t.co/DxkStEZie7

— Col. Boozy Badger (@BoozyBadger) December 8, 2022

Apart from general abuse on social media, this particular desperate quest for ‘friends’ has gotten Musk dubbed Bad Boss of the Year by a prominent personal-finance columnist, and drawn adverse attention from the San Francisco Department of Building Inspection. But at least he can snuggle down in the knowledge that he’s making his employees as miserable as he is…

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Late Night Open Thread: New (Vaporware) Phone Will Be Called the Tesla Pique

by Anne Laurie|  November 29, 202212:02 am| 71 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Show Us On the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Tech News & Issues, Assholes

Hello World,

first photo of the new "Tesla Phone",

hotter than the best model from Apple . . .

?? ?? ?? pic.twitter.com/vMqfbA2nrv

— Marko Silberhand (@MarkoSilberhand) November 28, 2022

Let nobody deny Elon Musk is an innovator. Here he has taken the popular alt-right "free speech means you have to let me on your platform" meme and updated it to "free speech means give me money."https://t.co/IT00EzwV2w

— Popehat (@Popehat) November 28, 2022

Of course the Tesla fanbois are very excited — I’ve seen more than one tweet collecting votes in favor, as though that had any effect in the real world. But even the most optimistic tech news source suggests that, if there’s more than an edgelord tantrum involved, there might be some iteration of a Muskphone by… maybe 2030?

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