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Late Night Ugliness / Snark-Venting Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  October 30, 20222:36 am| 85 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Assholes

You can tell how sick the formerly-banned account holders are by how happy they are to be back on Twitter. Imagine being kicked out of somewhere because you're a creep that people hate and then celebrating that six months later you get to go through all that again

— Hemry, Local Bartender (@BartenderHemry) October 29, 2022

Nobody sane wants to pollute the Lily threads, Adam would not appreciate his Ukrainian post being derailed, and I would just as lief keep the upcoming Garden Chat for respite. So here’s a place for all your bad news, doomerist speculation, and general impure Jackal thoughts…

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Late Night Open Thread:Walking Scuttling Back Previous Statements

by Anne Laurie|  October 28, 20222:22 am| 54 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Popular Culture, Tech News & Issues, Assholes

Elon Musk reportedly fires top Twitter executives as he takes over company https://t.co/n8rnMYKOzs

— The Guardian (@guardian) October 28, 2022

One thing that cuts against the idea that Musk's ownership of Twitter will make it vastly worse is that a big part of his gripes are based on delusion. The left-wing censoriousness he decries doesn't exist, and the hate speech that is suppressed is more odious than he imagines

— Hemry, Local Bartender (@BartenderHemry) October 27, 2022

MTG, Paul Gosar, Trump Jr, Ron DeSantis and his various PR flunkies, and all the MAGA influencers who retweet and amplify them are here now, cheerfully spreading lies and demanding violence. Hard to see leftist authoritarianism in that

Even the elephant not in the room, Trump himself, gets his lies spread dutifully by both rightwing sources and ostensibly liberal journalists et al (“I don’t usually share Trump’s messages, but you have to see how bad this is”). It’s pretty much like he’s still on here

At the ground floor, for the average user it’s still incredibly common to face threats and harassment and all manner of hate speech. Even when I was new to Twitter I would get the occasional threat in DMs. The censorship regime Musk imagines simply doesn’t exist to be dismantled

On the other hand, Musk’s imagined free speech ideal exists in a fantasy world of his own concoction. He mistakenly thinks there’s a reservoir of annoyingly confident dumbasses like him waiting to speak instead of a horde of pedophile nazis

Musk is an idiot but he’s not an ideological fascist like Thiel. He’ll post a Kanye meme and then get sad people don’t like it and delete. He’s a desperate loser who craves adulation more than authority. If people hate him for running a nazi pedo website he’ll stop doing it

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Because of Course He Fucking Did

by John Cole|  October 11, 20221:47 pm| 194 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Assholes

This fucking guy:

Elon Musk spoke directly with Russian President Vladimir Putin before tweeting a proposal to end the war in Ukraine that would have seen territory permanently ceded to Russia, it has been claimed.

In a mailout sent to Eurasia Group subscribers, Ian Bremmer wrote that Tesla CEO Musk told him that Putin was “prepared to negotiate,” but only if Crimea remained Russian, if Ukraine accepted a form of permanent neutrality, and Ukraine recognised Russia’s annexation of Luhansk, Donetsk, Kherson and Zaporizhzhia.

Hey, Putin’s willing to negotiate “peace” if he gets to keep everything he stole and pays no consequences for his genocide.

Speaking of Quislings:

Former congresswoman and 2020 presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard announced on Tuesday that she is leaving the Democratic Party.

For Gabbard, the announcement is the culmination of years in which she has been increasingly at odds with the Democratic Party and its policies.

“I can no longer remain in today’s Democratic Party. It’s now under the complete control of an elitist cabal of warmongers driven by cowardly wokeness, who divide us by racializing every issue & stoking anti-white racism, who actively work to undermine our God-given freedoms enshrined in our Constitution,” Gabbard said in a video posted to social media. The announcement was made on the first episode of her new podcast, “The Tulsi Gabbard Show.”

Good riddance. And man did Harris have this nutter nailed.

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Because They Are Patriots

by John Cole|  September 20, 202210:14 pm| 89 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Assholes

Another day, another group of right wing assholes supporting the troops in a way only they can:

Tonight members of the 1776 Restoration Movement doubled down on their efforts to spam the veteran's suicide hotline.

— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) September 20, 2022

As someone who knows several vets who have killed themselves, this makes my fucking blood boil.

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Today In Very Stupid Shit

by John Cole|  September 1, 20223:20 pm| 61 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19 Coronavirus, Distance Teaching (Surprise!) and COVID-19, Assholes

Data has been released that to the surprise of absolutely no one, test scores dipped over the past couple of years during the pandemic. These statistics are being used, of course, in a vacuum, to bash teachers and unions with no mention of the 3 year drop in life expectancy over the past two years and the fact that OUR FUCKING ENTIRE SYSTEM OF MEDICINE WAS ON THE VERGE OF NATIONWIDE COLLAPSE AND IN SOME PLACES HAD or that none of the teachers signed up to work in a BSL-4 without PPE and that gathering in enclosed areas is the worst way to spread covid and that kids would then spread it to their parents, grandparents, and caretakers and that 50% of school districts have HVAC systems from the 60’s and 70’s and that none of the people bitching about this were willing to do the bare fucking minimum to wear masks or get a vaccine so it would be safe to reopen schools. So, yeah.

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The Water Wars of the Future are Here Now

by John Cole|  August 31, 202211:07 pm| 44 Comments

This post is in: Climate Change, Assholes

War over resources is as old as time itself, and sci-fi writers have been making bank for decades predicting wars over protecting and providing water (virtually every space book/movie for obvious reasons, hell, even the Bond franchise had a movie about it- Quantum of Solace iirc). It’s always been there, although very remote to the American mindset who all know of the Six Day War in the Middle East but have no memory of the water war that led to it.

At any rate, it’s been at work here for a long time, with differing levels of regional relevance (the west has been dealing, or more accurately, not dealing with this for decades), and there have long been communities scattered across the country who, for varying reasons, have not had access to “modern plumbing.” They run on well water, cisterns, whatever. There are lots of folks not too far out of town from me who don’t have “city water.”

We’re now entering a phase where a lot of people are running into the situation where they do not have safe drinking water, period. We’ve heard of the most infamous cases like Flint, but there are a lot of other places you are going to soon here about. And in many of those places, it’s not because there isn’t access to water, it’s that the water is undrinkable. Like Jackson, Mississippi, fer instance:

Recent torrential rain coupled with years of water system issues have resulted in a crisis in Jackson, Mississippi, where the city doesn’t have enough water to fight fires, flush toilets or even hand out to residents in need.

Jackson’s main water treatment facility began failing Monday, according to Gov. Tate Reeves. The National Guard was called up to help distribute bottled water as crews work to get the water treatment plant back online, state officials said.

But the distribution itself proved unsustainable. Residents of all ages were seen waiting in lines more than a mile long at Hawkins Field Airport for at least two hours Tuesday for just one case of bottled water. The event was supposed to span three hours, but barely ran two as people were eventually turned away when the 700 cases of water ran out.

There are any number of reasons why communities may not have access to water, including pollution of watersheds, drought, and other environmental factors, but the most maddening of the reasons is political malfeasance. Redirecting water to agriculture, not enforcing fair water use, profiteering (see Nestle in California, a Saudi Arabian firm growing fucking alfalfa in Arizona, or ranchers just saying fuck it yolo and destroying salmon runs) are other frequent causes. Hell, half of Chile has no water because it has all been redirected to big avocado.

But it’s the malicious politics that bothers me the most. There are a growing number of sacrifice zones in the United States where the simple basics of clean air, clean water, and unpoisoned land have been stripped from the residents. Entire regions of the gulf coast are theoretically unlivable because of petrochemical pollution, mining towns and steel mills have spoiled other areas, and mind you, people are still living there, just no one gives a fuck about them. And then there are areas like Jackson and Flint and others where it is the result of DECADES of intentional neglect. The people there have, for all intents and purposes, been completely and totally disfranchised through systemic racism and endemic poverty, and they have literally no voice, the government gives nary a shit about them, and their needs are completely and totally ignored.

Jackson city officials have spent decades screaming for upgrades to their water system, and there is no fucking reason on earth they should not have drinking water. There are ample surface water sources surrounding the region. It’s just because it is mostly poor, mostly minority, and not Republican that the state government hasn’t done fuck all for decades there. But don’t worry. Governor Tate Reeves is gonna be ok:

Hey Mississippi @tatereeves has an enormous water truck outside his governors mansion that is your tax payer money. Go tell him to share that water pic.twitter.com/08ohkJrek4

— TheSportsWhisperer… Monte🏈🏀⚾️🏒⚽️😷 (@Montejp231) August 31, 2022

All of this is going to get much, much worse with climate change and with half the country being fascist and openly racist.

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Remember McCullen v. Coakley

by John Cole|  May 12, 202212:05 pm| 186 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!, Assholes

Just a reminder:

McCullen v. Coakley, 573 U.S. 464 (2014), is a United States Supreme Court case involving a First Amendment challenge to the validity of a Massachusetts law establishing 35-foot (11 m) fixed buffer zones around facilities where abortions were performed.

The law – part of the Reproductive Health Care Facilities Act – barred non-exempt individuals from entering or remaining “on a public way or sidewalk adjacent to a reproductive health care facility within a radius of 35 feet”. The Court unanimously held that the law violated the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, as applied to Massachusetts through the Fourteenth Amendment.

Something to keep in mind:

Attorney General Merrick Garland has ordered the U.S. Marshals Service to ensure the safety of Supreme Court justices amid protests sparked by a leaked draft opinion that would overturn Roe vs. Wade.

“The Attorney General directed the U.S. Marshals Service to help ensure the Justices’ safety by providing additional support to the Marshal of the Supreme Court and Supreme Court Police,” the Justice Department said in a press release Wednesday.

The statement did not add further details about the security measures, noting that Garland “continues to be briefed on security matters related to the Supreme Court and Supreme Court Justices.”

Fuck these people.

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