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Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell

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Snark Open Thread: The “President” Is Perfectly Fine!

by Anne Laurie|  November 19, 20196:30 pm| 91 Comments

This post is in: An Unexamined Scandal, Open Threads, Trumpery, World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It), #notintendedtobeafactualstatement, All Too Normal, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell

Wow, Obama's former doctor is telling @ErinBurnett that Trump is having major neurological problems, especially with "word-finding," and suggests he could be having small strokes.

— Joan Walsh (@joanwalsh) November 19, 2019

From @OutfrontCNN: Dr. David Scheiner, Obama's former doctor, says Trump's "inability to say words sometimes worries me tremendously. He is having trouble word-finding… Comedians joke about it, but it's not a joking matter." pic.twitter.com/OlsjEWxV1e

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) November 19, 2019

Trumps doctor says that "despite some of the speculation, the President has not had any chest pain, nor was he evaluated or treated for any urgent or acute issues."

"Specifically, he did not undergo any specialized cardiac or neurologic evaluations.” https://t.co/vdX4FwtLBG

— Shimon Prokupecz (@ShimonPro) November 19, 2019

When Dick Cheney's cardiologist thinks you may be too secretive https://t.co/fblPC4SZy4

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) November 18, 2019

I called my physician’s office and asked if she could see me sooner for a physical if I only did half of it now and the rest later, but amazingly the response was not to sweep all obstacles from my path and see me immediately https://t.co/K10Scdaquk

— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) November 18, 2019

… … and furthermore I think my relationship with her receptionist may be permanently strained.
“Could you see me sooner if I just did half of it and then the other half later?” I asked, and the scheduler patiently began to explain that unfortunately this was not and had never been how physicals worked.

But just because my primary care physician was unaware that this was how things worked, that does not mean that Donald Trump is not aware. He just wanted to see half of what was wrong (nothing), and he will go back later when he has a free moment. He did the important half of the physical — the doctor banged his knee with the tiny hammer but did not check to see whether it made his leg kick, took his systolic but not his diastolic blood pressure, measured half his height, and discovered that he weighs just slightly over 120 pounds! That all seems great. The results are back, and half of him is 100 percent fine!…

Although when Hillary Clinton coughed, ever, it meant that she was at the brink of death (this is medical science; her humors were out of balance, and her womb was roving through her body), Donald Trump’s sudden decision to just go to visit a doctor and do half his annual physical is not cause for concern. His word is good. He has as many white blood cells as he had people at his inauguration, and his blood pressure is as low as his poll numbers aren’t. He would never lie to us about something important…

I am only half concerned.

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“Refreshed My Recollection” Is The New “Oh Shit”

by Tom Levenson|  November 5, 20193:17 pm| 46 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Good News For Conservatives, The Republican Crime Syndicate, Treason: It's What's For Breakfast

The Times today has a report on…how shall we say it?…

…

Gordon Sondland’s sudden rush of shit to the heart when he realized that credible testimony to the impeachment inquiry placed him squarely in the crosshairs for a perjury charge:

In the addendum, Mr. Sondland said he had “refreshed my recollection” after reading the testimony given by Mr. Taylor and Timothy Morrison, the senior director for Europe and Russia at the National Security Council.

What does this suddenly repaired memory reveal about Trump’s Ukraine conspiracy?

The disclosure from Gordon D. Sondland, the United States ambassador to the European Union, in four new pages of sworn testimony released on Tuesday, confirmed his involvement in essentially laying out a quid pro quo* to Ukraine that he had previously not acknowledged.

“I said that resumption of the U.S. aid would likely not occur until Ukraine provided the public anticorruption statement that we had been discussing for many weeks,” Mr. Sondland said in the document, which was released by the House committees leading the inquiry, along with the transcript of his original testimony from last month.

Oh. And if you’re a Trumpanzee…Shit.

Nothing about this is good for Trump, nor, really Sondland himself, who is now seen by more or less everyone as an untrustworthy hack now on the record with a story that kills any chance for help from Trumpworld.  But at least he’s dodged the most immediate personal legal threat.  For now.

I think I’m in agreement with the Shitgibbon on this one matter at least: let’s focus on the substance, shall we?

ETA: Also, as a twitterer reminded me, enough with the “quid pro quo” cutesy crap. Trump and his team were extorting a foreign leader to produce false material about a political opponent in service of Trump’s reelection. That’s not the rough and tumble of bargaining between nations.  It’s straight up Mafia thuggery: “Nice country you got here.  Shame if something happened to it.”  This isn’t (just) an impeachable offense. It’s a crime, and Trump and his aides are as-yet-unindicted mobsters

Open thread.

Image: Vincent van Gogh, Two Rats, 1884

 

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Impeachment Inquiry Open Thread: Bill Barr Drops His Figleaf

by Anne Laurie|  October 24, 201910:03 pm| 161 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Russiagate, Trump Crime Cartel, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Decline and Fall, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom, Security Theatre

Looking forward to the new cascade of whistleblowers from this thing. https://t.co/Q2oEiOapYc

— Michael Weiss (@michaeldweiss) October 25, 2019

NYT: William Barr’s Justice Dept has opened a criminal inquiry into the origins of ‘Crossfire Hurricane’ — the code name for the FBI’s Russia investigation https://t.co/GxcFMPT7eT

— Josh Campbell (@joshscampbell) October 25, 2019

… Justice Department officials have shifted an administrative review of the Russia investigation closely overseen by Attorney General William P. Barr to a criminal inquiry, according to two people familiar with the matter. The move gives the prosecutor running it, John H. Durham, the power to subpoena for witness testimony and documents, to impanel a grand jury and to file criminal charges…

Mr. Trump has made clear that he sees the typically independent Justice Department as a tool to be wielded against his political enemies. That view factors into the impeachment investigation against him, as does his long obsession with the origins of the Russia inquiry. House Democrats are examining in part whether his pressure on Ukraine to open investigations into theories about the 2016 election constituted an abuse of power.

The move also creates an unusual situation in which the Justice Department is conducting a criminal investigation into itself…

It was not clear what potential crime Mr. Durham is investigating, nor when the criminal investigation was prompted. A Justice Department spokeswoman declined to comment…

Revelations so far about Mr. Durham’s investigation have shown that he has focused in his first months on the accusations that Mr. Trump’s conservative allies have made about the origins of the Russia inquiry in their efforts to undermine it. Mr. Durham’s efforts have prompted criticism that he and Mr. Barr are trying to deliver the president a political victory, though investigators would typically run down all aspects of a case to complete a review of it…

What Barr is doing in Europe is just a more careful version of what Giuliani is doing.

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) October 25, 2019

dollars to donuts, this will end up being another article of impeachment https://t.co/dHs0wzrDHP

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) October 25, 2019

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G7 Open Thread: Good News (If We Can Keep Him to It)

by Anne Laurie|  October 19, 201911:17 pm| 155 Comments

This post is in: Enhanced Protest Techniques, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Trump Crime Cartel, All Too Normal, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Decline and Fall

Trump withdraws his Doral resort as the location for next year’s G7. The move had prompted bipartisan criticism >> https://t.co/8DKwuGu2s3

— Natasha Bertrand (@NatashaBertrand) October 20, 2019

WATCH: Washington Post political reporter David Farenthold says Doral is not an ideal place to host the G7 summit. #mtpdaily@Fahrenthold: "If your list was a campground at the top of Mount McKinley, and a Chuck E. Cheese's, and Doral, then Doral was the best place." pic.twitter.com/ld7IuqsclM

— Meet the Press (@MeetThePress) October 18, 2019

A group of world leaders show up in a Florida resort with no preparation for a meeting hosted by a complete idiot: This is a pitch for "Mar-A-Lago Is Down" that Hollywood rejected because it was too improbably stupid even for an action flick. https://t.co/TqjEXmJSeP

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) October 19, 2019

In October 2016, a former State Dept employee was sentenced to 50 months in prison for his role in steering the sole-sourcing of $2M in USG contracts to a company in which his son had a 50% interest. Trump just steered the G7 meeting directly to himself. https://t.co/soCTpAqBWq https://t.co/mLJUF4schd

— Elizabeth de la Vega (@Delavegalaw) October 18, 2019

More immediately:

JUST IN: The House is teeing up a vote on a resolution to condemn holding the G7 at Trump's Doral resort and "rejecting his practice of accepting foreign government Emoluments without obtaining Congress’ affirmative consent"

Rules Committee plans to mark it up on Tuesday.

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) October 18, 2019

If you’re in a paranoid mood (remember, even paranoids have real enemies!): It has been widely assumed that Trump’s ‘special guest nation’ at this G7 would be… Russia. What price a scenario where Putin rejects his puppet’s down-at-heels hotel, and tells him he’d prefer to introduce his own ‘security arrangements’ at Camp David?

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Impeachment Inquiry Clown Car Open Thread: What Is Preznit ‘Reality Star’ Seeing on His TeeVee?…

by Anne Laurie|  September 30, 20196:36 pm| 162 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery, Assholes, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Clown car, Good News For Conservatives

Trump didn't answer a question about whether it is inevitable he’ll be impeached.

He left the Oval. Which is unusual. Usually *we* leave the Oval. pic.twitter.com/GgbUc3OO0K

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) September 30, 2019

If he can remember as far back as his ‘glory’ days, I’m guessing he’s seeing a bunch of flailing idiots performing so badly that no amount of post-production editing will be able to frame them as mighty gladiators…

What a disaster. McCarthy would knock himself unconscious struggling his way out of a wet paper bag. https://t.co/fvoSk9ohYq

— Will Wilkinson ?? (@willwilkinson) September 30, 2019


Kevin McCarthy is not very bright, and it shows.
 

Jake Tapper calls out Rep. Jim Jordan over his baseless Hunter Biden accusations: "It's facts and I would think that somebody who's been accused of things in that last year or two would be more sensitive about throwing out wild allegations against people." pic.twitter.com/HkqSVGwZey

— Blake Jones (@BlakeThought) September 29, 2019


Used to be, the sheer what-next novelty of the Trump Oval Office Variety Show was good for drawing viewers. Now, there’s more market share in pigbladdering the minions. And what minions they are, folks!

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread: *Snerk*

by Anne Laurie|  September 25, 20197:18 am| 109 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment, NANCY SMASH!, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Go Fuck Yourself

“The President actually said to Nancy Pelosi, ‘Hey, can we do something about this whistleblower complaint, can we work something out.’ And she said ‘Yes, you can tell your people to obey the law.’ So she quickly swatted that down." – @HeidiNBC https://t.co/vtWnAww1ch

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) September 24, 2019

Democrats in array. Goodnight.

— Brian Schatz (@brianschatz) September 25, 2019

Despite his public defiance, Trump is not welcoming the impeachment fight, people say. He phoned Pelosi yesterday to discuss the whistleblower's complaint and was hoping he could de-escalate things. He later said he couldn't believe it when she made her announcement.

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) September 25, 2019

There’s no world in which sending your personal attorney to demand a foreign investigation into a political rival is a legitimate exercise in presidential power. https://t.co/BvJ67MMWCY

— Jonathan Chait (@jonathanchait) September 25, 2019


Dunked on by Jon Chait — oh, the humiliation! From NYMag, “Trump: I’d Like to Withdraw My Guilty Plea and Change It to ‘Not Guilty’”

… Trump today told reporters that his real motive in holding up aid to Ukraine was to force other countries to give money to Ukraine also. Trump, you see, really loves Ukraine and wants it to have all the money. Sure, he withheld the aid, he admitted this morning, after newspapers had revealed that he’d personally orchestrated the plan, “but, very importantly, Germany, France, other countries should put up money, and that’s been my complaint from the beginning,” he said.

That was not his complaint from the beginning. It was not even his complaint as of yesterday, when he said he held up the aid because “it’s very important to talk about corruption [i.e., investigating Biden]. If you don’t talk about corruption, why would you give money to a country that you think is corrupt?”…

Even ‘A Blond & Two Boobs On A Couch’ realizes this will not work!

This is an alert to their favorite viewer that he needs to change his story. https://t.co/E3g47aL7bq

— Michael Grunwald (@MikeGrunwald) September 24, 2019

So as I understand it, the emerging GOP position is that we shouldn't investigate Trump's efforts to rig next year's election because hey, there's an election next year.

— Paul Krugman (@paulkrugman) September 24, 2019

I guess someone had to be the first person to live-tweet his own impeachment. https://t.co/obxr9ismBZ

— Seth Masket (@smotus) September 24, 2019

At least the Ambulatory Cream Cheese Sculture (h/t Betty Cracker) remains loyal… for the moment:

When Trump does at last shoot that man on Fifth Avenue, Hugh will lead the investigation of all the reasons the deceased had it coming https://t.co/G4MaeikWLX

— David Frum (@davidfrum) September 24, 2019

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Another One Bites The Dust: Joi Ito, MIT, and Jeffrey Epstein

by Tom Levenson|  September 7, 20196:09 pm| 66 Comments

This post is in: An Unexamined Scandal, C.R.E.A.M., Assholes, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Jump! You Fuckers!, Sociopaths

I haven’t said anything here about events at my home institution, MIT around the news that Joi Ito, the director of the ‘tute’s Media Lab had taken donations for the lab and cash for investments under his control from Jeffrey Epstein — after his conviction for various forms of the sexual predation of girls and very young women.

That’s for two reasons: for one, a sprint through the first week of the semester and a simultaneous dash through the second submission draft of a book manuscript (completed just this afternoon), and for the other a desire to pursue my concerns with MIT faculty officers and the administration before saying anything in public.

I haven’t done that yet, but Ronan Farrow’s devastating report for The New Yorker, published last night, has made the conversations I thought I might have moot, while opening up new questions to be pursued going forward.

Here’s a sample of Farrow’s reporting:

The financial entanglement revealed in the documents goes well beyond what has been described in public statements by M.I.T. and by Ito…

The documents and sources suggest that there was more to the story. They show that the lab was aware of Epstein’s history—in 2008, Epstein pleaded guilty to state charges of solicitation of prostitution and procurement of minors for prostitution—and of his disqualified status as a donor. They also show that Ito and other lab employees took numerous steps to keep Epstein’s name from being associated with the donations he made or solicited. On Ito’s calendar, which typically listed the full names of participants in meetings, Epstein was identified only by his initials. Epstein’s direct contributions to the lab were recorded as anonymous. In September, 2014, Ito wrote to Epstein soliciting a cash infusion to fund a certain researcher, asking, “Could you re-up/top-off with another $100K so we can extend his contract another year?” Epstein replied, “yes.” Forwarding the response to a member of his staff, Ito wrote, “Make sure this gets accounted for as anonymous.” Peter Cohen, the M.I.T. Media Lab’s Director of Development and Strategy at the time, reiterated, “Jeffrey money, needs to be anonymous. Thanks.”

In the wake of that story Ito has now resigned as director and professor of the practice at MIT. He has also quit the boards of the MacArthur Foundation and The New York Times, with, I’m sure, more to drop.

Much of Farrow’s reporting reveals a director and members of his staff gone rogue.  MIT’s central fund raising apparatus had already listed Epstein as a disqualified donor, meaning the Institute and its members weren’t supposed to seek or accept funds from him, and Ito and his team consciously worked to circumvent that restriction.

That’s good for MIT and its central leadership: it shows that the major donors people had already reached the right conclusion about reputation-washing for Epstein and had, they thought, shut it down. Still, though it looks like internal safeguards were in place, I’ve still got some questions.

For example:  how could a major center at MIT evade reporting on donors? What is the process for such reporting?  Was the policy subverted by Ito and the Media Lab? Was it ineffective, failing to ask the right questions? Was there any active failure on the part of the central administration office overseeing fund raising by the Media Lab (and other autonomous self-governing regions w/in MIT)?

Additionally, the fact that Ito raised funds both for the center he ran and his private business bugs me.  MIT has a pretty relaxed policy on outside professional activities by its faculty and other members, but there is both required disclosure (I and every faculty member has to file an OPA report every year) and an explicit conflict of interest policy that is supposed to be more rigorous for senior people like directors of centers and labs.  Did he report his business activities, including soliciting investments? Did any of his actions violate MIT’s COI policy? Were such violations included in whatever disclosures he did make? If so, how did they slip by? If not, what needs to happen, if anything, to prevent such COI?

We may get some answers.  After earlier announcing that the investigation into Ito’s relationship with Epstein would be internal, and intended to discover lessons for the future, the Institute’s president, Rafael Reif sent out an all-comers email that reads in part:

Because the accusations in the story are extremely serious, they demand an immediate, thorough and independent investigation. This morning, I asked MIT’s General Counsel to engage a prominent law firm to design and conduct this process. I expect the firm to conduct this review as swiftly as possible…

That’s good; I hope the investigators get as broad a brief as they need. It’s important to establish who knew and did what when, both inside the Media Lab and in the reporting chain within central administration. And when I say “important,” I don’t mean just in a retributive justice sense.

MIT has come a long way in the last fifty years, and the last twenty, to transform itself from an almost all-male institution to one in which women can flourish.  For the last several years, roughly half of MIT’s incoming undergraduate classes have been women.  Since 2000, MIT has put into place several affirmative policies to improve recruitment, retention and the opportunities open to women faculty.  And every year we welcome another five or six hundred female teenagers to campus.

The willing, eager association with a convicted sexual predator and the willingness of senior and very  high profile MIT figures to trade reputation-gilding for cash says something loud and clear to those newest young women at MIT, and to everyone else here as well.  That’s the message that has to be unwritten — more, it needs to be condemned by word and action.

Last…this has been something of an inside baseball kind of post, but as Anand Giridharadas (@anandwrites) has been aruing, it’s a crash course in the reality of a supra-national rich boys club that owes allegiance to no nation or institution.  Epstein was protected and rewarded by his ability to associate with high profile people and organizations — a protection purchased with cold cash, not any contribution of ideas or intellect.  He was a sexual criminal, so it’s easy to see how this charmed circle dynamic is malign.

But the same dynamic protects bad ideas, distortion of work, the exercise of unmerited power in all kinds of domains, as very rich individuals choose what they want to pay for (and what the polities they control or overwhelmingly influence should pursue). And, as Giridharadas has emphasized over and over again (and not just him, of course) those .01 percenters are loyal to the Republic of Wealth, and not the United States, or MIT or whatever.

It’s easy (as well as obviously right) to condemn Epstein and those he suborned.  But he’s far from the only problem.

Open thread.

Image: Anonymous, Kitchen Interior with the Parable of the Rich Man and the Poor Lazarus, c. 1610

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