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I have a headache but this made me feel much better.

Great Headline or Greatest Headline Ever?Post + Comments (211)

I made the mistake a little bit ago of looking in the mirror and I think four years of Trump and a year of pandemic may have impacted me:

I need a new President, a vaccination, and a barber.

Pandemic After a YearPost + Comments (148)

Looking at one of today’s amusing events, one of the things about contrarians and people who always play the Devil’s Adovcate is that they spend so long going against the grain that they naturally start to think that any time someone tells them they are wrong or full of it, then that just means THEY ARE ON TO SOMETHING and THE MAN IS TRYING TO KEEP THEM DOWN. So the more you try to tell them “umm, this is bullshit, show some receipts,” the more they think they are right and correct and the ONLY ONE WHO GETS IT. This then pushes them to find those who are more like them and to seek out those voices who reinforce what they are thinking. And pretty soon, before you know it, you go from reasonable posts about the NSA having way too much authority and doing all sorts of objectively wrong shit to “ZOMG I TOTALLY A THINK THESE OBVIOUS FAKES OF HUNTER BIDEN BANGING TEENS ARE REAL AND EVERYONE IS TRYING TO SILENCE ME DAMNED SHEEPLE.”

And such is life.

On another note, it is amusing to me that many people seem familiar with the concept of cokeheads but clearly have never spent any time with them. It would not at all surprise me that three eightballs and 4 gallons of scotch into a three day bender, Hunter Biden was caught on tape with any number of crazy business propositions. I bet he and his friends have had literally hundreds of conversations about ways to make money- in one night. Probably at 5 am with the curtains drawn as the sun comes up as they call someone looking for something to take the edge off when doing more lines doesn’t get them more high but does keep them from crashing and man their jaws are sore from grinding.

If you know, you know. What does this have to do with Joe Biden? Approximately fuck all. Unless you are an idiot.

And people who try to use the drug addiction and trouble of someone’s kid against the parents is the lowest form of fucking low.

I’m Too Lazy to Write A Substantive Post About Anything But Here is an AttemptPost + Comments (191)

I supposed it was inevitable:

Pretty clearly they did a search for hope+die. Team of rocket scientists at twitter.

He’s in the Jailhouse NowPost + Comments (58)