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#BittenCoin Open Thread: Scammed by the Magic Bean Salesmen!

by Anne Laurie|  May 23, 202112:17 pm| 80 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Cybersecurity

Wow, so crypto currency has wildly fluctuating values AND transactions take 45 minutes AND every dollar doubles my lifetime carbon footprint AND there’s no recourse if I get robbed? Boy do I feel dumb for relying on money. https://t.co/r8oPTP0w2O

— Reinstated Doorknob Licker (@agraybee) May 23, 2021

Ah, the excitement of life on the edge!

However, comes a point in every frontier saga where the plucky scavengers at the outskirts of empire become an annoyance to the oligarchs. There’s a romantic American tendency to assume that the rebels (a) have Right on their sides, and therefore (b) inevitably triumph. Partially because the successful would-be crime lords don’t advertise, and partially because their victims often don’t, either.

In that light, I found this thread by Maciej Ceglowski, aka Pinboard on Twitter, interesting:

Thank you to @cnbctechcheck for having me on! I realize that "cryptocurrency is a gambling token and pyramid scheme" is a simplistic argument, but… pyramid schemes are not that complicated, and I think it's useful to say it on TV for all those intimidated by blockchain woo

— Pinboard (@Pinboard) May 20, 2021

Let me tweet a little longer for people who want more than a sound bite. By its own criteria, crypto was supposed to be a decentralized currency that no one person or government could control, a safe store of value compared to fiat money. By all those criteria it has failed.

Instead of having no points of control, cryptocurrency is run like middle school—everything is determined by what the popular kids like or don’t like that day. If Elon Musk has a double espresso this morning, the price will go up, if he tweets after bong rips, it will go down.

The decentralized part has failed entirely. Cryptocurrencies are mined by massive operations that concentrate power to such an extent that the raison d’être of the blockchain —no one participant is supposed to be able to monkey with it—gets really shaky.

The promise of crypto as a stable store of value against inconstant fiat currencies has failed, too. The volatility on all time scales is extraordinary, and it’s coupled with illiquidity, particularly in a crisis. If there’s a bank run on crypto, good luck selling!…

The one area where crypto has been genuinely disruptive and innovative is in the field of ransomware. There’s an entire industry around it now that could not exist without an underregulated way of moving large sums of money. That’s the niche crypto fills…

There’s a final, institutional point around the cryptocurrency bubble. My point of view is not original in any way, huge numbers of tech people who understand the blockchain share it. But the investor class is wedded to cryptocurrency and will not brook criticism of it.

I made gentle fun of Bitcoin last week and got myself publicly called an idiot and blocked by one of the most prominent investors in the valley. A lot of people in this industry can’t afford to antagonize deep pockets, and you won’t hear their honest opinion publicly expressed.

But don’t mistake this tacit silence for affirmation that this technology is useful. Nobody tells Pharaoh that pyramid building is a poor use of everyone’s time unless they live safely outside the kingdom.

Link to my CNBC segment for those who asked to see: https://t.co/xTg5gjIKVd

— Pinboard (@Pinboard) May 20, 2021

TBF it's also a fantastic way to launder money.

— Nied (@B_Nied) May 20, 2021

Bitcoin has basically been a speedrun of teaching libertarians how we got all our banking regulations

— yr himbo boyfriend (@swolecialism) May 19, 2021

in engineering you talk about how every safety regulation being written in blood first and then inked over, same is true for things that act like banks

— yr himbo boyfriend (@swolecialism) May 19, 2021

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Iran’s Response: Unconventional and Most Likely Embarrassing

by Adam L Silverman|  January 3, 20209:45 pm| 184 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Foreign Affairs, Iran, Military, Open Threads, Silverman on Security, War, Cybersecurity

Cole muses:

and if they were smart, they would ignore the big cities, who have the law enforcement to handle the chaos. Attack middle america where all the people are scared shitless already

— John Cole (@Johngcole) January 4, 2020

christ, they'd have all the gun humpoing gomers out in force, probably end up killing a bunch of innocent people who look like terrorists. Iran could start total fucking chaos here for basically nothing.

— John Cole (@Johngcole) January 4, 2020

Given the asymmetry in the types of military power between the US and Iran, as well as the ability to wield it, Iran’s response to yesterday’s strike that killed Suleimani and Muhandis, and tonight’s strike near Taiji (Taiji is where Abu Ghraib is for those wondering about where Taiji is – it is the northernmost of the agricultural districts, or qadas, that ring Baghdad and separate Baghdad Province from the surrounding provinces), will undoubtedly be unconventional. But it is important to keep in mind that an unconventional response doesn’t mean an unconventional use of military power. The Iranians, like all states, have other elements of national power that they can leverage and use to respond. We refer to these elements of national power as the DIME-FIL (Diplomatic, Informational, Military, Economic, Financial, Intelligence, and Legal). The Iranians also have a well developed and effective cyber operations capacity. And the cyber domain, the tools used to operate effectively in it, and the cyber operations themselves are all very effective ways of utilizing the non-military forms of power.

As we consider what the Iranians might do, we need to move beyond the low hanging fruit of attacks by their proxies on US and our Coalition partners in the region. Or attacks on the petroleum sector in our regional partners that would spike oil and gas prices. I’m not suggesting these won’t happen, I’m sure there will be some of them, but these are obvious and we can plan for them, to manage them, and to mitigate them. There are also less obvious targets and less obvious weapons and tools that the Iranians can use to strike back.

This past fall DHS, the FBI, the Secret Service, and the Arlington, VA Police Department participated in a table top simulation, dubbed Operation Blackout, focusing on the 2020 election. They were the Blue Team (the good guys). The opposing force, or Red Team (the bad guys), were a group of white hat hackers. The Red Team were not permitted to hack the actual election in the simulation, they couldn’t hack machines, voting systems, anything like that. So what did they do? They hacked everything else. And, as a result, within the simulated world of the exercise they created so much chaos that martial law was declared by the person on the Blue Team playing the president in the exercise and the 2020 election, within that notional world, was cancelled. You can read the Red Team’s write up of the exercise here.

In early 2018 I prepared a strategic analysis on Russia’s active measures campaign. I wrote:

Putin’s cyberwarfare has also targeted actual American infrastructure. Russian for cover officials have been tracked mapping US critical physical infrastructure, such as the communication and power transmission grid. This was in support of a cyberwarfare campaign to infiltrate and compromise another important American center of gravity: the US power generation and transmission grid. Putin’s ability to weaponize information and the platforms where American’s get their information combined with his ability to bring down all or portions of the US power grid should have every national security professional very, very, very worried. Putin’s cyberwarriors have already tried to create a response through planting false social media stories of actual fake news reports about a foreign terrorist attack on the US energy sector, an ebola outbreak, and a riot in response to a police shooting. All of which never happened. Imagine what happens when Putin starts turning parts of the US power grid off during extreme weather events while at the same time he’s spreading disinformation made to look like actual news reports or official municipal, state, and/or Federal responses to the disaster he’s created. This is the threat we face.

Now imagine what happens when the Iranians start doing the things that I described above or creating the type of chaos that the Red Team created in the 2020 election simulation. And not in or just in New York or DC or LA or Seattle or Miami or Atlanta or Chicago, but in more suburban and rural areas. In red states that have no where near the state and local capabilities to respond. Imagine what happens when they hack into banks and the financial service sector and start stealing financial information and manipulating the markest. Imagine what happens when they release the Signals Intercepts they have of US elected and appointed officials, as well as those of people running major corporations or the news networks and newspapers.

And this is where the embarrassment comes in. If you want to strike back at the President, you do so in a way that gets under his skin. Skin that he demonstrates daily on his Twitter feed is exceedingly thin. The President is noted for spending hours speaking to world leaders, his outside advisors and friends on an unsecured phone from the White House residence each night, or from one of his properties when he goes to Mar a Lago or plays golf at his clubs, presents a target rich environment all on his own. The Iranians have a target rich environment given the President’s well documented poor Op-Sec and Info-Sec practices. The Iranians have a target rich environment given Rudy Giuliani’s poor Op-Sec and Info-Sec practices. The Iranians have a target rich environment because Jared Kushner communicates with Muhammed bin Salman on WhatsApp, which is  not secure. The Iranians have a target rich environment in the largely wide open US information and cyber domains. And they have the ability to exploit weaknesses in those domains to leverage power, other than military power, across the DIME-FIL. And they will leverage those capabilities to wage an unconventional war against the US and one of the strategic objectives will be to embarrass the President. And that embarrassment will be both an end in itself and done to goad him into badly overreacting out of anger, which will then provide the Iranians with further opportunities to wage their unconventional campaign.

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Late Night Open Thread: Who Is Giuliani’s New Spokeswoman, Christianné Allen?

by Anne Laurie|  November 12, 20193:19 am| 51 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Trump Crime Cartel, Cybersecurity, Decline and Fall, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

CNN, on Monday:

Rudy Giuliani is considering re-entering the impeachment fray by launching a podcast to provide impeachment analysis of the public hearings in the House of Representatives scheduled for later this week.

Giuliani was overheard discussing the plans with an unidentified woman while at a crowded New York City restaurant, Sant Ambroeus, over lunch on Saturday. The conversation, which lasted more than an hour, touched on details including dates for recording and releasing the podcast, settling on a logo, and the process of uploading the podcast to iTunes and other podcast distributors…

“Many Americans want to hear directly from Rudy Giuliani,” said Christianné Allen, a spokeswoman for Giuliani, who confirmed to CNN that he discussed the podcast idea at lunch on Saturday. “He is considering several options, in consultation with Jay Sekulow and the legal team, regarding the best way to move forward. As of now, they have not decided on the strategy but are getting very close.”…

Closed-door testimony from multiple witnesses describes Giuliani as a key facilitator of conversations and actions that have led to the impeachment probe. This week, public testimony from several of those witnesses, including former Ukraine ambassador Marie Yovanovitch, senior State Department official George Kent and Bill Taylor, the top diplomat in Ukraine following Yovanovitch’s removal, is expected to further highlight Giuliani’s central role. Giuliani has said his actions were all done as part of his legal defense of Trump…

Roger Sollenberger, on Sunday, at Salon:

… [I]n late September Giuliani hired a communications director. The new hire — 20-year-old Liberty University Online communications major (’22) Christianné Allen—is currently the most solid connection between the work the President’s private attorney was doing in Ukraine, an ongoing federal investigation into two of his clients, and a Long Island personal injury lawyer who for reasons still unclear reportedly paid Giuliani $500,000 in two lump-sum “loans” on behalf of a scam business in the fall of 2018.

And so, as I thumbed through an Instagram account, I found myself wondering why in the world Rudy Giuliani hired this woman, who can’t help but document everything she does, everywhere she goes, sowing circumstantial evidence across the internet that could impact impeachment proceedings against the President of the United States.

The connections between Allen and Giuliani at first struck me as superficial: Why did Giuliani — a former U.S. attorney and mayor of New York City, the president’s personal lawyer and an untamed media presence, to put it charitably — hire a wildly underqualified pseudo-evangelical Turning Point USA social media personality to clean up his comms operations?

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Open Thread: Zuckerberg Just Wants A President He Can Work With

by Anne Laurie|  October 22, 20196:39 pm| 86 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Open Threads, All Too Normal, Cybersecurity

Mark Zuckerberg has been quietly advising Pete Buttigieg on who to hire — and some of those recommendations are now part of the Democrat’s campaign staff.https://t.co/VgrhzYz1Ye

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) October 21, 2019

This is not fair to Buttigieg; Zuckerberg is most comfortable treating politics as another form of boutique consumerism, and his social circles overlapped with Buttigieg’s back in college. From CBS:

… “This shouldn’t be taken as an endorsement. We have several mutual friends in college who introduced me” several years ago to the future presidential candidate, Zuckerberg said…

Zuckerberg also had been asked by CBS News whether he made similar overtures to other presidential campaigns, but he did not answer that question.

News of Zuckerberg’s outreach to Buttigieg was first reported Monday by Bloomberg News, which reported that Zuckerberg, 35, and Buttigieg, 37, attended Harvard University at the same time and had mutual friends. While at Harvard, Zuckerberg developed the now omnipresent social media platform, originally just for Harvard students. Buttigieg was one of Facebook’s first 300 users…

A campaign spokesperson said the recommendations were unsolicited and that the campaign received 7,000 resumes over the course of a month from Buttigieg’s CNN town hall in March to the campaign’s April launch…

It has been widely reported that Zuckerberg regards Elizabeth Warren as a serious threat to his control of Facebook’s monopoly. It is also obvious that Biden’s frontrunner status has made him a primary target of Russian bot activity on social media, including Facebook — no point duplicating efforts, right? The Sanders campaign doesn’t seem to have drawn much attention from Zuckerberg, for whatever reason (my best guess would be unsympathetic). Under the circumstances, it’s hardly surprising that Zuckerberg is casting around for a more sympathetic Democratic frontrunner-in-waiting… and it’s hardly Buttigieg’s fault that Jeff likes his potential.

This is correct.

"Facebook isn’t free speech, it’s algorithmic amplification optimized for outrage"https://t.co/LW42hxZPR4

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) October 21, 2019

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Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: Marred-A-Lago, Again

by Anne Laurie|  September 28, 20191:31 am| 24 Comments

This post is in: Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, All Too Normal, Clown car, Cybersecurity, Floriduh Man

Huh. This isn’t the biggest story of the evening. But it’s probably the biggest story that’s not gotten much attention yet. https://t.co/T1keoE4TNC

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) September 28, 2019

I know there’s a corollary to Rule 34 which states that pr0n, some of it illegal, has been downloaded on every website more than three days old, but still…

… Richard Ciccarella — a non-commissioned officer who told federal agents he was in charge of communications at President Donald Trump’s Palm Beach resort — became a target of an investigation after he uploaded photos of a young girl to a seedy Russian website between 2017 and 2018, according to court documents.

Ciccarella used the username RICH25N to upload suspicious photographs and folders to the website iMGSRC.RU between November 2017 and February 2018, according to court documents…

Ciccarella accessed the website with an email address linked to his work phone, court records state.

The 34-year-old staff sergeant was stationed at Mar-a-Lago between Aug. 2017 and March 2018, according to the Palm Beach Post, which first reported the story. He was “responsible for setup and maintained all of the communications for the President at Mar-a-Lago,” according to a sentencing memo filed by his defense attorney. Previously, he was assigned to the White House switchboard in Washington, D.C., and was “responsible for making and placing calls for the President, Vice President and senior White House Staff,” the memo states. He also traveled with the president and vice president to maintain their communications…

Ciccarella’s use of a Russian website to upload sensitive images while overseeing official communications at Trump’s resort raised concerns among security experts. It marked the latest security breach at or involving Mar-a-Lago.

Peter Harrell, an adjunct senior fellow at the Center for a New American Security and former Obama administration State Department official, said Ciccarella’s case presented a “significant security risk” had U.S. authorities not discovered what Ciccarella was doing…

“With this administration putting so much of the president’s time in and around Mar-a-Lago,” Harrell said, “it’s got to be a very attractive environment for espionage.’’

Once the current occupant has been evicted, it’s gonna take months to fumigate the place. The final solution may well involve teams of exorcists.

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Welcome to the Weekend Open Thread (Twitter Hacked Edition)

by Anne Laurie|  August 30, 20195:54 pm| 64 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, All Too Normal, Cybersecurity, I Can't Believe We're Still Talking About Fucking Nazis

I’m sure Jack will spring into swift action by, uhh, spending 9 weeks in a remote Nepali hill village meditating about what to do. https://t.co/GDadGiH1aJ

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) August 30, 2019

Jack’s been compromised by Nazis for years. https://t.co/jenTjfKh0B

— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) August 30, 2019

Jack filed a report and got an email back saying there were no violations of the Twitter Rules.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 30, 2019

Just imagine the head of Twitter's security team right now, on seven different kinds of mushrooms, nude, in a giant bamboo steampunk rocketship called the Love Temple, ignoring his push notifications

— Tom Gara (@tomgara) August 30, 2019

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Late Night Open Thread: Russian Assets in Harness

by Anne Laurie|  April 29, 20191:15 am| 29 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Russiagate, Trump Crime Cartel, Assholes, Cybersecurity

Peculiar news from Norway: Fishermen have found a whale wearing a harness. The harness says "equipment of St Petersburg" and has a camera attachment. Russian marine biologists say they don't put harnesses on whales. The Norwegians think it may be a "military whale". @ErikSolheim https://t.co/uM4GzoVQGz

— Elisabeth Braw (@elisabethbraw) April 28, 2019


 
This is, of course, potential serious spycraft. And yet, the jokes are irresistable (probably NSFW)…

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