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DC Press Corpse Open Thread: President As CEO vs. President As Cultural Phenom

by Anne Laurie|  September 2, 201910:07 pm| 130 Comments

This post is in: Free Markets Solve Everything, Open Threads, All Too Normal, DC Press Corpse

Journalists on here: We are the guardians of democracy. We alone hold the torch of truth to shine a light on the powerful.

Same journalists: I wish I could write about how Trump is bad but Democrats aren't emailing me any talking points I like.

— Bret "Gregor Samsa" Stephens (@agraybee) September 3, 2019

This piece is a good example of why I and most of the people I know in journalism believe — by a very wide margin — that the Washington Post has surpassed the New York Times in reporting on the president of the United States. https://t.co/jBo2uLNPgo

— Jay Rosen (@jayrosen_nyu) September 2, 2019

Many years ago, when I subscribed to a dead-tree Washington Post weekly, a friend who’d grown up in the area explained that Washington DC is a company town where the monopoly industry is national politics. Which means that the Post treats every President as a CEO analogue — someone responsible for keeping the local industry running on an even keel, so that government workers and the hundreds of thousands of people whose livelihoods depend on those workers prosper.

The NYTimes considers itself as the national financial capitol; what interests them about any President is how he’s perceived by global business interests. The current Oval Office Occupant, however disastrous for individual Americans and the larger world, has *so far* been satisfactory as a novelty performer whose directors have not, to date, interfered in the ever-burgeoning prosperity of the oligarchs who support the NYTimes…

How it happened is not easy to explain. A key factor is that Dean Baquet, compared to Marty Baron, is far more concerned with how the Times coverage is — key word coming up — perceived by the White House and Republicans who support Trump. I wrote about it: https://t.co/VrTcZDUM4W

— Jay Rosen (@jayrosen_nyu) September 2, 2019

Thing is… when the profit-taking fails, the performer’s zany antics no longer disguise the smash’n’grab, there’s nothing left to loot… what becomes of the NYTimes? Or at least its most public face?

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Open Thread: Speaking of Media Village Idiocies…

by Anne Laurie|  August 25, 20196:27 pm| 203 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Sanders Campaign, Open Threads, Assholes, Bring on the Brawndo!, DC Press Corpse

NEW from San Francisco: I was surprised how much concern I heard about the prospect of a contested convention at the DNC Summer Meeting so I wrote about it. https://t.co/YCBlymqPGe

— Alex Seitz-Wald (@aseitzwald) August 25, 2019

Bernie-sympathetic media figure speaks to Sanders supporters, hears what he wants to hear…

Longtime DNC member Jim Zogby: “Unless something cataclysmic happens, I think we're looking at a contested convention…I think we're not going to get to the convention with an outright winner." https://t.co/YCBlymqPGe

— Alex Seitz-Wald (@aseitzwald) August 25, 2019

… All the top campaigns are taking the possibility of a contested convention seriously and have begun wooing the party’s 700-plus super delegates, who thanks to a new rule will only get to weigh in on a nominee if next year’s primaries and caucuses fail to produce a clear winner.

On the sidelines of the DNC meeting, senior campaign aides charged with hunting for delegates could be seen stalking the halls and schmoozing with super delegates into the wee hours of the mornings, keeping close track of lists of people they wanted to connect with in person. Behind the scenes, candidates have been making calls to super delegates for months and took time at the meeting to make the rounds to gatherings of delegates…

The last time Democrats went into their convention without a presumptive nominee already having a majority of delegates was 1984. And you have to go all the way back to 1952 to find the last time it took multiple rounds of ballots to pick the standardbearer.

But this time, it might happen again, according to many of the nearly two dozen state party chairs, DNC members, campaign delegate counters and other officials surveyed here by NBC News, most of whom did not want to speak for the record about the sensitive subject…

While Republican primaries are winner-take-all, Democrats’ are not. Any candidate who gets at least 15 percent of the vote can earn delegates from a primary or caucus, so its not uncommon for candidates to split each state’s delegate haul.

Some worry that the first four states (Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada and South Carolina) will deliver a split decision, and California and other Super Tuesday states will fracture, giving multiple candidates a reason to stay in the contest and the money to do so, thanks to energized grassroots donors…

BREAKING NEWS: Professionals prepare for possible outcomes, no matter how slim the chances.

The actual “news” here, IMO, is that Bernie Sanders will once again hang on until & after the convention, even after it’s mathematically impossible for him to win, even if that means guaranteeing a Repub win. Or, if you prefer to be as kind as possible, Sanders’ staff and supporters intend to keep Bernie in the race until & after the convention, because that’s where their checks & egoboo are. This is my (not hardly) shocked face, people.

I think that superdelegates ending up deciding our nominee despite the rule change would be sweet schedenfreude.

I never called for that stupid rule change.

— Jay Robertson (@IJefTomI) August 25, 2019

They're a handy punching bag when you're railing against 'the establishment' but Bernie has always relied on undemocratic measures to win, from caucuses to trying to trick opposing delegates into not showing up. Bernie ASKED the superdelegates in 2016 to overturn the popular vote

— Seamus the Shank Engine (@warmh20penguin) August 25, 2019

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Who’s Who of Reasonable Centrist Enablers

by $8 blue check mistermix|  August 19, 20199:44 am| 172 Comments

This post is in: DC Press Corpse

Mark Halperin sat out his #MeToo issues for almost two years (14 dog’s years, people!) and now he has another book with interviews of 75 Democratic operatives, including this list of co-conspirators:

Jill Alper, David Axelrod, Bob Bauer, Donna Brazile, James Carville, Tad Devine, Anita Dunn, Karen Dunn, Adrienne Elrod, Jennifer Granholm, Ben LaBolt, Jeff Link, Jim Margolis, Mike McCurry, Mark Mellman, Amanda Renteria, John Sasso, Kathleen Sebelius, Bob Shrum, Ginny Terzano, and David Wilhelm.

Fuck all those people, collectively and individually.

It has been nearly two years, so it’s worth recalling what conduct Halperin was accused of in 2017. Back then, I spoke to multiple women who said that Halperin sexually harassed or assaulted them. The stories of harassment ranged in nature, from him propositioning employees for sex to kissing and grabbing one’s breasts against her will.

Three women who spoke to me described Halperin as, without consent, pressing an erection against their bodies while he was clothed. One woman told me Halperin masturbated in front of her in his office, while another told me that he violently threw her against a restaurant window before attempting to kiss her, and that when she rebuffed him he called her and told her she would never work in politics or media.

Halperin apologized in 2017 for some of his behavior, but he denied grabbing a woman’s breasts, pressing his genitals against women, masturbating in front of anyone, and threatening the career of a woman.

I’m trying to imagine the inner dialog that caused these folks to talk to Halperin:  On the one hand, we have women risking their careers to report a sexual predator.  On the other hand, some of my friends/competitors are getting quoted in a DC insider’s book.  Nobody reads those things anyway, so I’ll talk to this guy, even though he’s personally despicable and political poison for Democrats.

Halperin’s strategy is painfully obvious:  apologize for the less awful things, deny the more awful things, hide and resurface like a turd you can never flush. If it succeeds for Halperin, then it’s going to succeed for a bunch of other predators.

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Racism: The Very Gross Elephant in the GOP’s Room (Part I)

by Anne Laurie|  August 1, 201911:36 am| 300 Comments

This post is in: Post-racial America, Racist-In-Chief, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, All Too Normal, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, DC Press Corpse

(Tom Toles via GoComics.com)
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Is this going to be the pattern from now till November 2020? "Amid Outcry, President Spends Weekend Tripling Down on Racist Tweets"?

— Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) July 28, 2019

1. In 1971, Richard Nixon got a call from Ronald Reagan, complaining about African delegates at the UN. "To see those, those monkeys from those African countries—damn them, they’re still uncomfortable wearing shoes!” https://t.co/SZmPj8omUy

— Yoni Appelbaum (@YAppelbaum) July 30, 2019

I'd be interested to know what definition of "privacy" embraces "hiding the racist views of public figures" | "the racist portion was apparently withheld to protect Reagan’s privacy" https://t.co/ZPoAbe3pPD

— Eric Rauchway (@rauchway) July 31, 2019


Answer: A vestigial sense among the keepers of St. Ronnie’s legacy that the time for public celebration of blatant racism was not yet ripe.

Historical documentation is always nice, but anybody with the most nominal political awareness knew Ronald Reagan was a racist. He famously started his campaign in a Mississippi town best known for the KKK murder of civil-rights activists. It was widely reported during the campaign that his father-in-law’s John Bircher cronies deliberated groomed Reagan as a prettier, more trainable version of Pat Buchanan or Bill O’Reilly — the ‘old-fashioned blue-collar working-class guy’, aka, someone who’d promote racism as a public virtue.

By the time he was in the Oval Office, the openly racist ‘conservative’ media like National Review were publicly exulting that ‘Morning in America’ was code for ‘send the colored and their commie-liberal supporters back where they belong’, and the squishy-moderate publications like Fred Barnes’ New Republic were half-heartedly suggesting that Ronnie wasn’t *really* a racist, he just pretended to be one to please the ‘hardcore’ Republican voter.

Nixon’s infamous ‘Southern Strategy’ was the HIV infection of the Republican party; Reagan’s success, followed by the Bush terms, was the emergence of full-blown political AIDS; Trump is just the Kaposi’s sarcoma that announces the disease in the most public way possible.

Noteworthy: @WSJ has joined @washingtonpost in calling Trump’s “go back” tweets simply “racist.” Not “allegedly.” Not “opponents say.” Just, these are racist. pic.twitter.com/N4NI5ow1xX

— Jack Newsham (@TheNewsHam) July 28, 2019

It is also jarring to see @WSJ news stories call Trump’s tweets racist, without qualification, and for @WSJopinion to run things like this in the meantime: pic.twitter.com/akgrS5fLvP

— Jack Newsham (@TheNewsHam) July 28, 2019

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Interesting. And why would overt racism be appealing to his base? https://t.co/r4zkAq3Icz

— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) July 27, 2019

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Ringfenced for Sanitation Debate Recap: The Dark Psychic Forces Promoter

by Anne Laurie|  July 31, 20194:45 am| 21 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, Grifters Gonna Grift, All Too Normal, Assholes, DC Press Corpse, WTF?

Look, he's at best Jabba. pic.twitter.com/gnTNGQ8cSO

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) July 31, 2019

Ooo, shiny! Our Modern Media celebrities have the attention span of an ADD three-year-old on a Red Bull binge. If (when) the American Experiment crashes into Armageddon, its epitaph will be But Think of the Ratings!

All of you deserve a Biden presidency. https://t.co/zGEBIIM1CB

— DSA DNC Caucus (@agraybee) July 31, 2019

My Twitter friend named Marianne Williamson Chakra Con.

If he shows up to take credit, you can thank him.

It's the best thing to happen all evening.

— Brave Black Woman (@Wonderbitch81) July 31, 2019

(They actually call themselves the #orbgang. No, srsly.)

Anybody remember Lily Tomlin’s Tasteful Lady character from SNL? Mrs. Earbore was from Grosse Pointe, as Ms. Williamson claimed to be, and the Earbore decendents are Marianne’s natural… voters. The packaging has changed, but the absolute removal from normal human experience remains the same.

Saying stuff other candidates are afraid to say, but that people are dying to hear.

That ability coming from a general ability to be shameless.

Using that shamelessness to also promote toxic ideas that endanger others.

Man, that kind of sounds familiar.

— Elad Nehorai (@PopChassid) July 31, 2019

Marianne Williamson is the Chauncey Gardner of Jill Steins #DemDebate

— Fred. (@freeloosedirt) July 31, 2019

FYI
Wasn’t particularly easy to get in, but was free, & candidates got tix

Williamson is only one w recent Detroit ties; she headed a new age mega church in ‘burbs in the ‘00’s

She had a contingent clustered in the balcony

She rented the theater next door for a free afterparty

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) July 31, 2019

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MuellerWars Open Thread: Good for Evan Hurst & Wonkette

by Anne Laurie|  July 25, 20196:25 pm| 208 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Indict the MOFO, Open Threads, Trumpery, All Too Normal, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, DC Press Corpse

This is a gem, and also completely true:

Let’s get one thing out of the way right now. A lot of the Robert Mueller testimony was boring, especially in the House Judiciary Committee. Mueller seemed old (he turns 75 in two weeks) and, true to what he said he was going to do, he declined to answer a lot of questions, staying within “the four corners of his report” and letting it “speak for itself.” And with that, we have acknowledged and given the proper respect to every VALID right-wing criticism (and too-cool-for-school leftist criticism) that exists. It did not send the thrill up the leg, and in our American culture, which demands shiny things in order to keep its attention, it fell kinda flat…

Beltway journalists (some of them, at least) were also so booooooooored, like are we there yet? …

Are you hearing all this stuff and giving in to an inclination to agree that yesterday was just terrible and the Democrats are terrible and Robert Mueller was the worst and now you’ll never get your pony?

Stop it.

As former DOJ official Chuck Rosenberg said on MSNBC not long after the Judiciary Committee hearing, “There’s a difference between exciting and important. There are things that are exciting that are not important, and there are things that are important that are not particularly exciting.” Yesterday’s hearings were important. And if you slogged through all of it — even the boring parts — some really crucial things came out, some of them for the first time.

We can start with Judiciary Chairman Jerry Nadler’s opening five minutes, which really covered most of the ground that the hearing on obstruction of justice needed to cover. In rapid fire questioning, Nadler had Mueller confirm that Donald Trump and his minions are lying every single time they say the investigation found NO COLLUSION and NO OBSTRUCTION and TOTAL EXONERATION. Mueller also added a new phrase to the lexicon: “Does Not Exculpate.”

Nadler also had Mueller confirm that Donald Trump can absolutely be prosecuted for his crimes after he is dropkicked out of office, though it didn’t really resonate at that point, because we guess half of America hadn’t had its coffee yet. It was under questioning from GOP Rep. Ken Buck of Colorado, where Buck seemed just FLABBERGASTED at that notion, and asked Mueller to repeat himself. Did you really just say our shithole garbage king could be LOCK HER UP-PED after he has been de-throned?…

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Waste Your Summer Praying in Vain for a Savior to Rise From These Streets

by $8 blue check mistermix|  July 25, 20192:00 pm| 186 Comments

This post is in: DC Press Corpse

I didn’t watch any of Mueller’s testimony yesterday, except for a couple of snippets. What I saw was damning, but it’s getting meh reviews from America’s foremost theater critics, the establishment press. Here’s Dan Balz’ take, which essentially assumes that impeachment is off the table because of Mueller’s performance.

Am I the only person who thinks that Mueller’s report contained enough evidence to move forward with either impeachment inquiries, or at a minimum some kind of select committee to investigate the charges further? That was obvious when the report dropped, and it’s obvious today. It’s also obvious that polling is a trailing indicator. If Democrats don’t do anything to keep all of Trump’s bad acts and his administration’s bad actors front and center, the polls on impeachment aren’t going to move.

Given that the least familiar place on earth for a lot of Democrats is the inside of a polling booth, you’d think that the House members who are dragging their feet would be concerned about a drop off in enthusiasm, but I can see little evidence of that.

My Congressman, Joe Morelle, who has a relatively safe seat, voted against the recent impeachment resolution, and is having one town hall this recess, on gun violence. Other than his recent vote, the only other utterance I could find was his statement that he’d consider impeachment if there were clear evidence of treason on Trump’s part. He’s probably typical of most of the mushy center of the House Democrats – he’s ducking and hiding and hoping it will all go away. Sorry, Joe, it’s only going to get worse.

Edited to add: Did Mueller have to give a performance like this to get the right amount of attention:

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