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Did You Know John McCain Was A POW?

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Our Liberal Media

by John Cole|  August 23, 200810:35 am| 36 Comments

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Ron Fournier’s “analysis”:

Analysis: Biden pick shows lack of confidence

By RON FOURNIER, Associated Press Writer Sat Aug 23, 2:12 AM ET

DENVER – The candidate of change went with the status quo.

In picking Sen. Joe Biden to be his running mate, Barack Obama sought to shore up his weakness — inexperience in office and on foreign policy — rather than underscore his strength as a new-generation candidate defying political conventions.

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The picks say something profound about Obama: For all his self-confidence, the 47-year-old Illinois senator worried that he couldn’t beat Republican John McCain without help from a seasoned politician willing to attack. The Biden pick is the next logistical step in an Obama campaign that has become more negative — a strategic decision that may be necessary but threatens to run counter to his image.

Hrmm. That isn’t the kind of reaction I remember when a certain young man eight years ago chose a seasoned veteran as his running mate. Let’s flash back. CNN, 25 July 2000:

GREENFIELD: Oh, very clearly, it sends a signal that “I may be the governor of Texas, you may not know of my foreign policy credentials, but just as I surrounded myself with people like George Shultz and Henry Kissinger and Brent Scowcroft and Colin Powell, I’m picking as my running mate somebody who knows the world stage.”

In fact, I rather suspect that Dick Cheney has met more world leaders during his tenure as defense secretary than Governor Bush has. It’s an interesting kind of way that you put a No. 2 person on the ticket who is more credentialed in the international arena, but that’s what happens when the governor is the presidential nominee. There’s no other choice. And I think it is a clear signal this is somebody with some seriousness of purpose.

PBS:

VIN WEBER: It’s a great testimonial to Governor Bush that he feels secure reaching out to a person of such great stature, and it’s a testimonial to Dick Cheney that he’s still willing to go back and contribute some more to government.

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The most important thing about the selection of a vice president is not the vice-president himself but what it says about the presidential candidate that did the choosing. And that’s why I think this is not only a great choice substantively for the country but I think it’s a good choice politically because people who are looking at George W. Bush outside of Texas for the first time are seeing the first real governing decision that this prospective president has made – and that’s what the choice of a vice president is – it’s your first really governing decision — reflected a tremendous stability, a tremendous amount of judgment. It reflected putting conventional political considerations like ideological balance or geographic balance behind you and putting ahead of you somebody who has serious experience in the legislative branch of government foreign policy, the business sector, somebody who clearly can walk in and be President of the United States tomorrow and everybody would be comfortable with it.

Republican names a running mate with lots of experience- a sign of wisdom and good judgement and a sense of being secure.

Democrat names a running mate with lots of experience- a profound lack of confidence.

Go liberal media!

*** Update ***

More on the disgraceful Ron Fournier here.

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Your Daily Moment Of Zen

by John Cole|  August 23, 20089:12 am| 35 Comments

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A noun, a verb, and POW.

*** Update ***

I am officially sick of the Clinton drama. Now I am hearing Obama is to fault because he did not seek Hillary’s advice on a VP. SLAP IN DA FACE!

*** Update #2 ***

I am not sure what this says about me, but with the Flying Spaghetti Monster as my witness, I had no idea that Biden wore hair plugs until Sullivan mentioned them. Then again, I worked with someone for ten years without realizing someone wore a wig until someone said something (I thought she just got her hair done a lot). I guess I really just suck at paying attention to that sort of stuff.

*** Update #3 ***

From the comments, an alternate working slogan for Obama/Biden:

Obama/Biden ’08: Two House, Two Spouses

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So Many Great Choices

by Tim F|  August 23, 20088:53 am| 39 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Did You Know John McCain Was A POW?

Media pundits are speculating that Joe Biden puts pressure on McCain to play for Pennsylvania and choose Tom Ridge. Who is pro-choice. Thinking of Joe Lieberman for a second, I get the impression that the media isn’t centrist per se but rather just likes watching a politician tell his party’s motivated base to go jump in a lake and shoot itself.

Then again, the religious right doesn’t love Mittens any more than Ridge, Charlie Crist has the gay thing following him around and Bobby Jindal could be a little quicker on his feet. Rudy Giuliani (yeah I know, not gonna happen) would amusingly reinforce McCain’s key points by adding another war-crazy egomaniac with bad character judgment who spastically repeats his one strong resume item at every sign of stress. It would be like the Tourette’s support group from hell. The only choice that worries me is Mike Huckabee. Huck would add a charismatic debater and solid conservative Christian who is enough of a political moderate to blunt McCain’s recent turn to fringe right crazytown.

Then again, McCain-Huckabee could put Rush Limbaugh back on the pills.

I understand what you’re saying. I hate to tell you this, but she’s not alone. I’m here to tell you, if either of these two guys get the nomination, it’s going to destroy the Republican Party, it’s going to change it forever, be the end of it. A lot of people aren’t going to vote. You watch.

Heh. Indeed.

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It’s Biden

by Michael D.|  August 23, 20086:25 am| 78 Comments

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Obama has selected Biden as his running mate. I didn’t get the text message, although I signed up for it. This is great news for McCain.

It’s not yet clear how many homes Biden owns or if he was a POW.

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Late Night Open Thread to Mock Michael Goldfarb

by John Cole|  August 22, 200811:13 pm| 114 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Republican Stupidity, Did You Know John McCain Was A POW?

Oh yeah? Well if McCain does not have an eleventy billion percent convention bump, the Republican convention is a failure.

See? Two can play your silly expectations game, you fool.

BTW- The pick is probably gonna be Biden according to the media, who I rate as the person most likely of all the VP possibles to call Mitt Romney an asshole. Others are hoping for a casual “m____ f_____.” Either way, I call that a win.

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VP Guesses

by John Cole|  August 22, 20088:12 pm| 116 Comments

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My dad says Biden.

I am going with Jack Reed. Catholic, middle-class background (translation- does not have 7 houses) military, good committee assignments, not much negative out there, is pretty low-key but seems to be the quiet dependable type who is not gaffe-prone, but is patient and will lay out a methodical argument when he is on the Sunday news shows. Just seems like the plodding and deliberate kind of guy who fits in with the way the Obama folks operate (NO DRAMA, then counterpunch quick and hard), and he will not overshadow Obama. Additionally, since the GOP has been hammering Obama on the celebrity nonsense, a stable, serious guy like Reed would balance the ticket (Biden and Clinton would add a lot of volatility). Plus, the Obama campaign has gamed this pretty well, and Reed would be a real surprise.

If I had to go with a wild card with one dollar and long odds- Wes Clark.

*** Update ***

Was watching Larry King Live, and if Lars Larson is not the biggest douchebag I have seen on tv in a while, I do not know who is.

And Tanya Acker is just smoking hot. Period. She could be in movies.

*** Update #2 ***

From the news coverage, it sure seems like the media are convinced it is Biden.

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Great Moments in Bad Government

by John Cole|  August 22, 20086:27 pm| 22 Comments

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I was watching Lou Dobbs because I am waiting for the VP announcement, and heard about this funny story:

U.S. authorities are vowing to track down illegal immigrants at home and at work after only eight people volunteered for a self-deportation program.

The nearly three-week trial program for illegal immigrants who have ignored court orders to leave the country ends later Friday in five cities.

No one could have predicted self-deportation would fail.

Speaking of Lou Dobbs, aside from the fact that he has devolved into a bitter and delusional old nutball, how is he still on the air. I can barely tolerate to listen to him sucking in his dentures every other word (if it isn’t dentures, he must suffer from excessive saliva or something, although technically I guess the viewers are the ones suffering), and he can barely get through a sentence on the teleprompter anymore. I guess it is kind of a cheap shot to point out he is almost ten years younger than McCain, but I couldn’t control myself.

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