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Economic Terrorism Open Thread: Eat the Rich… ‘s Taxes

by Anne Laurie|  February 12, 20195:48 pm| 127 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Excellent Links, Open Threads, Fools! Overton Window!, Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

‘It feels like I’m at a firefighters conference and no one’s allowed to speak about water.’ — This historian wasn’t afraid to confront the billionaires at Davos about their greed pic.twitter.com/TiXSJZd89M

— NowThis (@nowthisnews) January 29, 2019

Didn’t find a space to post this during Davos, but now Bregman’s work looks to be going viral, as the Youngs say…

Okay, so now @TuckerCarlson sent me this email, after I asked him when the interview is gonna air (was supposed to be on tonight). Stay tuned. pic.twitter.com/AKaNEjm2S2

— Rutger Bregman (@rcbregman) February 12, 2019

Hard to think of a more fitting poster child for ‘Expropriate Unearned Wealth’ than Tucker Carlson, yes?

More on this topic, from the Guardian:

No, wealth isn’t created at the top. It is merely devoured there (May 2017)

Fightback against the billionaires: the radicals taking on the global elite (Feb 2019)

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Open Thread: Stacey Abrams’ SotU Rebuttal

by Anne Laurie|  February 5, 201910:32 pm| 144 Comments

This post is in: Don't Mourn, Organize, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches

I started watching this promptly at 10:05pm and the Bloviator-in-Chief didn’t seem to be anywhere near shutting up already. The sacrifices I make for you people…

He’s trying to outwait Stacey Abrams.

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) February 6, 2019

Ten-thirty, and he’s finally wrapped with a last round of self-applause. Here goes…

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Leopards-Eating-Faces-Party Open Thread: Even the Hardcore MAGAts Are Getting Restless

by Anne Laurie|  January 7, 201911:47 pm| 117 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, All Too Normal, Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

“I voted for him, and he’s the one who’s doing this,” she said of Mr. Trump. “I thought he was going to do good things. He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.”https://t.co/31xvPe5Qyc

— McKay Coppins (@mckaycoppins) January 8, 2019

Guess this is why the Repubs decided Granpa Ranty needed some broad-spectrum media exposure for WALL!!!(tm) The basest of The Base are beginning to suspect they’re not his top priority… and the Elite Media Village Idiots are no longer pushing the Big Lie with the same sweaty enthusiasm:

MARIANNA, Fla. — A federal prison here in Florida’s rural Panhandle lost much of its roof and fence during Hurricane Michael in October, forcing hundreds of inmates to relocate to a facility in Yazoo City, Miss., more than 400 miles away.

Since then, corrections officers have had to commute there to work, a seven-hour drive, for two-week stints. As of this week, thanks to the partial federal government shutdown, they will be doing it without pay — no paychecks and no reimbursement for gas, meals and laundry, expenses that can run hundreds of dollars per trip…

In Florida, where Republicans dominated the November midterms and the state’s only Democratic senator went down in defeat, conservative towns like Marianna — along with farm communities in the South and Midwest, and towns across the country that depend on tourism revenue from scaled-back national parks — will help measure the solidity of public support for Mr. Trump and his decision to wager some of the operations of the federal government on a border wall with Mexico.

Jim Dean, Marianna’s city manager, said he had already been concerned, even before the shutdown, that the hurricane would prompt public agencies to consider reducing their footprint in the region. What if an extended shutdown contributed to keeping the prison closed indefinitely?

“I worry about the government pulling out of rural America,” he said.

This, after all, is one of many towns across the country where private industries are few and the federal government is intimately connected to livelihoods. Wedged near the border with Alabama and Georgia, Marianna’s 7,000 residents depend on the federal medium-security prison to employ nearly 300 people in good-paying jobs with attractive benefits…

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Saturday Evening Open Thread: THANKS, Repubs!

by Anne Laurie|  December 22, 20185:58 pm| 159 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Dolt 45, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!, Assholes, Clown car, Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches

Translation: "I have no idea what a shutdown does, and I don't care." https://t.co/yEm6wJDWEa

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) December 22, 2018

You knew he was a snake — he said so himself, many times! — but I guess it seemed like a good idea at the time…

What I truly don’t understand is how this ends. Trump has ramped up his audience costs so much that I don’t see how he benefits from this with anything other than significant wall funding. https://t.co/A6QxnXPTTA

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) December 22, 2018

Republicans, who control both house and senate, have ceded all of their power to President Trump. Because, why not put all of your power in a unhinged, ill-informed, cruel, incompetent, want-to-be autocrat. https://t.co/bcO0L0k3an

— David Rothschild (@DavMicRot) December 21, 2018

Why won't Democrats meet a panicky cornered criminal paranoid dotard half way?

— Schooley (@Rschooley) December 22, 2018

Squad goals. https://t.co/R0ksMRxavA

— Schooley (@Rschooley) December 22, 2018

All I want for Christmas is to see #TrumpResign. pic.twitter.com/I1uLCadI7Q

— Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) December 21, 2018

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NC-09 Update

by David Anderson|  December 5, 20188:14 pm| 38 Comments

This post is in: Election 2018, Goddamned Traitors, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Are these Nazis Walter?, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Fucked-up-edness, Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches, Good News For Conservatives

People will be going to jail for this:

NC-9 scandal: More than a thousand absentee ballots possibly destroyed https://t.co/PDoeOEL1q2 @DrewGriffinCNN reports @TheLeadCNN

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 6, 2018

"The case for election fraud [in North Carolina] appears to be strong … it's a slew of evidence."

*Signed voter affidavits
*Ballot harvester admission
*History of shady activity
*Weird absentee vote pattern
*Absentee partisanship makes no sensehttps://t.co/S7PgP9SOC8

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) December 5, 2018

Reminder, as Flynn will testify, the first enthusiastic and accurate flipper can get a damn good deal.

Open thread.

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Deploraville Dispatch

by Betty Cracker|  November 26, 20188:57 am| 230 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, Don't Agonize - Organize, Fables Of The Reconstruction, Open Threads, Politics, Post-racial America, Protest Is the New Brunch, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Decline and Fall, General Stupidity, Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches

Did you argue politics with relatives over the holiday weekend? My Trumpster kin had nothing to say about their orange idol. I suspect they’re ashamed of him but too stubborn to admit it.

I’d like to think that’s progress, but I know better; they still believe the same stupid shit that made them vote for a racist, sexist, xenophobic demagogue in the first place.

Over the weekend, I read a Washington Monthly piece by Daniel Block about Democrats in deep red areas — kinda the opposite of the Deploraville safari articles about “heartland” Trump voters.

There’s a lot of truth to it, IMO. Here’s an excerpt:

Reporters have descended on conservative bastions like Augusta, as well as counties that recently flipped from blue to red, in a bid to understand how a reality television star became president. They have spoken to longtime, working-class conservatives and ex-Democrats who, through Trump, finally found a vehicle through which to express their political frustrations. In doing so, they’ve routinely painted a picture of Trump-voting America so predictable that it has become a trope. Yet very few journalists have chosen to focus on the Democrats in Trump country who stayed Democrats…

But even in places like Augusta County, thousands of people voted for Hillary Clinton. No depiction of Trump country is complete without them. Most of their neighbors may be standing by the president, but if Augusta is any indication, Democrats in rural red counties are just as fired up and enthused as their counterparts in liberal cities. In Virginia’s Sixth Congressional District, which includes Augusta, no Democrat has mounted a midterm congressional campaign in twenty years. This year, four people ran…

As more activists come out of the woodwork, the Democratic Party gains more people like Frank Nolen: human faces who can make the party more accessible to residents with hidden liberal inclinations. This is critical for the party’s fortunes. Building a viable electoral infrastructure depends on making it socially acceptable to be a Democrat.

Ironic, isn’t it, that the people who belong to the party that opposes an abusive, corrupt, would-be authoritarian degenerate are the ones who suffer social consequences for that. But it’s a reality that many of us live on the daily. That’s part of the reason you won’t find me boo-hooing over Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ comped cheese plate or pitying Tucker Carlson for blowback to his hate-mongering.

Fox News feeds its viewers a steady diet of “oppressed conservatives in Hollywood” stories and plays up incidents where its wealthy hate-mongers are harassed by ordinary citizens. The Fox News audience eats that victimization shit up — all the while engaging in subtle and overt intimidation tactics against neighbors with different political views.

The Post has an article today by doctoral candidate Emily Van Duyn about Democratic women secretly organizing in a deep red part of Texas. Some of the women in the underground group she studied shared why they’re unwilling to “come out” as Democrats:

The existence of this group does more than tell us about 136 women in a small county in Texas. Their experience of fear and intimidation challenges assumptions about democracy in the United States. That is, in a truly liberal democracy, people should be able to voice their views without fear of retaliation.

These women’s choice to engage and persist underground also challenges us to reconsider the privilege of being publicly political and the possibility that the things we see on the surface in our communities, the yard signs, the bumper stickers, are not the whole story.

It’s not the whole story, and we can’t write off the folks in those places. I know it’s tempting to give up on red areas — I live in one, and sometimes I think the best solution is to re-stage Sherman’s march. In a post about radicalized rural kids earlier this week, Mistermix observed:

This is not to say that radicalized rural kids aren’t a problem – but the problem is bigger than that. The Senate and the Electoral College over-represent states that intelligent progressive kids want to leave. Maybe, as Deb and James Fallows have reported, some of these kids will stay and enlarge blue dots in otherwise conservative states. But why bother when you can just move a few hundred miles away and not have to deal with the narrow minds and poverty of spirit that infects rural America?

I don’t have a good answer to that dilemma for individuals. I fled my conservative home turf as a young person too, only to ultimately return. But as a society, if we want to have a functioning democracy (and maybe even avoid a second civil war), those of us who do choose to remain in red areas — people like Cole, some of you, and me — have to do the hard work of building an electoral infrastructure, as outlined in the Washington Monthly piece.

That’s the only way forward. I sure hope we can pull it off.

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Foreign Affairs Horrorshow Open Thread: Jamal Kashoggi Is Dead. Donald Trump Remains A Liar

by Anne Laurie|  October 17, 201811:01 pm| 145 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Hail to the Hairpiece, Republican Venality, Trump Crime Cartel, Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches, MONSTERS

Trump on conversation w/Saudi king about Jamal Khashoggi’s murder: “it just sounded to me like he felt like he did not do it” https://t.co/S9QM7eUc5X

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) October 17, 2018

Trump to reporters in Oval office on #JamalKhashoggi : “You don't know whether or not we’ve sent the FBI [to investigate] do you?"

Reporter: "Have you?"

Trump: "Why would I tell you?"

— Paul Danahar (@pdanahar) October 17, 2018

President Trump says he’s not giving cover to the Saudis “at all,” but stresses that Saudi Arabia is an important ally.

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) October 17, 2018

We take Putin’s word he didn’t interfere in 2016 election, Kim’s he will denuclearize, and MBS that he had no role in Khashoggi murder. If Reagan was trust but verify, @realDonaldTrump is trust and look away. Sad to be sure, but also dangerous.

— Richard N. Haass (@RichardHaass) October 17, 2018

We are a day or two away from Trump claiming Khashoggi dismembered himself https://t.co/pi8ogrUG57

— Evan Siegfried (@evansiegfried) October 17, 2018

(whispers then says on @cnn) Trump knows the Kingdom is guilty. Once you accept that Trump is lying, then he isn't actually being played. We are. https://t.co/ofpio19wxP

— Juliette Kayyem (@juliettekayyem) October 17, 2018


 
Word from the (Republican) Chairman of the Senate’s Committee on Foreign Relations:

This paragraph says everything you need to know about Bob Corker’s ability to do anything independent of the Trump administration. https://t.co/XPARuf6whJ pic.twitter.com/uffcW1TyPS

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) October 18, 2018

I suspect that MbS will be able to forestall any Trump administration pressure on Khashoggi. The question is what Congress will do then.

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) October 17, 2018


… Before or after the midterms? Because this sounds like one more really good reason to elect as many Democrats as possible, and turf out these useless GOP enablers.

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