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And though it’s a part of the Lone Star State

by DougJ|  October 10, 201810:09 am| 41 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches

I love this ad ripping Ted Cruz for claiming he’s “Texas tough” when he’s really a cuck:

You can give more to Beto here:

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Give to Jacky Rosen and Kyrsten Sinema here:

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Give to the Balloon Juice More More More fund which goes to 47 House candidates selected by readers (you can give to just one or two if you want to avoid ending up on too many mailing lists):

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Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream

by DougJ|  October 8, 201810:08 am| 62 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches

Is the Taylor Swift endorsement the shot in the arm we need right now or am I losing my mind? I still think that the Kavanaugh travesty will bite Republicans in the ass, no matter how much they think they benefit from it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of their lives.

I’m dispositionally and morally opposed to turning the cheek or forgiving and I hope all of you are too. Let’s start by winning the House election in November. Give to the Balloon Juice More More More fund here, which funds 46 Democratic House candidates selected by readers. You can choose just a few candidates to minimize mailing lists.

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There’s some new addresses for you to send post cards to at Postcard Patriots.

You can keep giving to Heidi Heitlkamp here. We blew past our initial goal but no reason not to keep giving. She’s a hero.

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Well, I’m a standing on a corner In Winslow, Arizona and such a fine sight to see

by DougJ|  October 6, 20188:20 pm| 131 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches

Pundits can wank all they want about Brettmentum or rapementum or whatever they want to call it, but the polls in Arizona and Nevada look pretty fucking good now for Democrats. Give to Jacky Rosen (NV) and Kyrsten Sinema (AZ) here. I just upped the goal but it may take a while for that to show up.

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Also, let’s make this an open thread for all the ways that people are canvassing, making calls, sending postcards, etc. etc.

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Anger can be power

by DougJ|  October 6, 20181:01 pm| 44 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Don't Mourn, Organize, Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches

Give to Heidi Heitkamp:

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Give to the Balloon Juice More More More Fund:

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Send some postcards.

Repeat.

Update. Here’s a great article about the hero we need right now.

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