As part of the House Republican pledge week and initiation ceremony they voted to repeal Obamacare again. The pledgemasters were being funny so they sent instructions ahead to spike the punch and produce a “replacement” plan for Obamacare:
House ACA repeal bill calls for replacement w/ lower costs, more insured, protect preex conditions, keep yr plan. Ok. pic.twitter.com/jVsmKK28YQ
— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) February 3, 2015
This could be done if we define insurance as a lollipop as my son is firmly convinced that most of his ouchies, booboos and hurts can be successfully resolved with a quick provision of a lollipop. If we define “insured” as coverage that provides 10% actuarial value coverage, then this “plan” works. Otherwise, I want my motherfucking pony now.