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GOP Clown Car Open Thread: The Pence v. Haley Undercard

by Anne Laurie|  August 26, 20197:13 pm| 110 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, All Too Normal, Assholes, Clown car, Good News For Conservatives

As we all know, the best way to knock down a false rumor is to tweet it to your 450,000 followers, 95% of whom hadn't heard anything about said rumor. Because you definitely don't want anybody talking about you replacing Pence on the ticket, no sirree. https://t.co/h3udwbbhMn

— Greg Pinelo (@gregpinelo) August 21, 2019

"Pence chief of staff Marc Short said, 'The Vice President has enormous respect for Nikki Haley, and she was an excellent ambassador for the Trump-Pence agenda during her one year at the UN.' (Haley served as UN ambassador for just under two years.)" https://t.co/m3UIPSBOc1

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) August 24, 2019

A point & mock diversion from all the potentially deadly battles. If fighting amongst themselves wasn’t absolutely a feature of every mad autocrat’s court, I’d blame this minor fooferaw on would-be macher Nick Ayers. Politico:

… While the two could hardly be more different — Pence is a 60-year-old social conservative, she is a 47-year-old daughter of Indian immigrants — those close to them say they have long had a warm relationship. Haley traveled to Indiana in 2012 to help Pence with his gubernatorial campaign, then returned three years later to headline a state GOP dinner while he was embroiled in a competitive reelection race.

The two also shared an adviser in Nick Ayers, a prominent consultant who spent four years as executive director of the Republican Governors Association. And their offices gave them access to the same pool of powerful donors who fund races for governor.

The recent divisions have been fueled partly by the rumors that Haley could replace Pence on the ticket and the fact she took so long to address them. Some top Pence aides said they think Haley or an ally was behind the Wall Street Journal op-ed, which a representative for the former ambassador denied…

Further complicating the dynamic between Pence and Haley is the role of Ayers, who remains close to both. Senior Republicans want to see whether the 37-year-old operative, who stepped down as Pence’s chief of staff at the end of last year to return to his native Georgia, picks one over the other.

Former colleagues of Ayers, who has deep ties to the donor class, say he hasn’t chosen sides. He speaks with Pence and Haley regularly and was seen with both at the Aspen retreat, which was hosted by the RGA. A few weeks later, Ayers and Pence appeared together onstage before a national group of young conservative leaders.

The skirmish offers a potential preview of what’s in store for the GOP after 2020 — a fight over the direction of the party. Pence has been the president’s most unwavering ally since he joined the ticket in 2016, even when Trump’s policies and personal conduct veered far from the principles Pence had long been known for. Haley, who endorsed Marco Rubio in 2016 and was critical of Trump during the campaign, has shown a willingness to break from the administration. She has urged the GOP to be more inclusive, representing potentially a new direction for the party…

TL, DR — In their hearts, none of these people expect Trump to win reelection, even assuming he makes it to 2020, so they’re already prepping to carve up the remnants of the GOP for their own profit. Good news for us Democrats, as far as I’m concerned.

It is extremely funny that Pence smirks and stoically mugs through all of Trump's vapid blaspheme bulls*** but is absolutely seething about being snubbed by a fellow opportunist. They all hate themselves. https://t.co/1Ammbr4Jk3

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) August 24, 2019

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Spiraling Decompensation Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  August 24, 20191:57 pm| 128 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Fuck The Middle-Class, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, The Party of Fiscal Responsibility, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Bitter Despair is the New Black, Good News For Conservatives

White House aides right now offering no explanation for why President Trump believes he can “hereby order” American companies to do anything. Also, officials have no information about what the president may or may not be announcing this afternoon, per his Tweet. https://t.co/QbGwBnfduE

— Eamon Javers (@EamonJavers) August 23, 2019

when you're running for reelection on the great economy and whoops it isn't working out so well –> https://t.co/YrMyPbW49i

— Joshua Green (@JoshuaGreen) August 23, 2019

You can definitely tell that the White House thinks this will be received well, given that Trump waited until after markets closed https://t.co/GFoYtV9xWM

— Catherine Rampell (@crampell) August 23, 2019

Little known fact: the president of the United States may be unable to hereby order private companies to do anything but the chosen one and the King of Israel do actually have that authority so the joke is on us.

— Tom Wright (@thomaswright08) August 23, 2019

If Obama had done any *one* of the bat-crap crazy things POTUS did just *today*, the Republicans would have lost their shit. McConnell would be waving the Constitution around and Tom Cotton would be getting into camo and waiting for the Red Guards to storm Little Rock. https://t.co/SbAgNrg9Zr

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) August 23, 2019

Trump: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Trumpalos: lol losers he's just doing it to get a rise out of u and also he's objectively right if you weren't biased you'd see Cthulhu DOES wait dreaming this is how you get Trump

— HerebyOrderedHat (@Popehat) August 24, 2019

#Russia's state TV: Dep. Dean of World Politics at Moscow's State University:
"Unfortunately, Trump didn't reach the level of Abraham Lincoln & didn't drive the U.S. to civil war. That's sad. Hopefully, he'll become Herbert Hoover and at least drive them into a Great Depression." pic.twitter.com/rc5I9UYXxZ

— Julia Davis (@JuliaDavisNews) February 11, 2018

The only good news is Trump will do something horrifically embarrassing at G7 this weekend to distract from his trade war before the markets open on Monday.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) August 23, 2019

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Lackey Lindsey

by Cheryl Rofer|  August 1, 20197:46 pm| 156 Comments

This post is in: domestic terrorists, Immigration, Open Threads, Good News For Conservatives, Sociopaths

Another day, another breach of rules in the Senate.

Donald Trump is having another rally tonight, and he needed some material, so Lindsay Graham was only to happy to provide it for him.

Ben Orlebeke (yeah, I don’t know him either, but the thread looks okay and Emptywheel went with it) live-tweeted. Here are the highlights of his thread.

GOP Senators laughing and checking phones while Senator Feinstein protests Graham breaking SJC and Senate rules to push through a vicious, partisan immigration bill designed to please Trump.

— Ben Orlebeke (@ben_orlebeke) August 1, 2019

Multiple rules are being broken in the process. Notably, no Democratic chair has ever broken one of these rules. GOP has three times, but never before for legislation.

— Ben Orlebeke (@ben_orlebeke) August 1, 2019

This bill would, among other things, would eliminate the Flores settlement, thus allowing for indefinite detention of children.

— Ben Orlebeke (@ben_orlebeke) August 1, 2019

Graham is very good about sounding somewhat reasonable, but then leaves the room and walks back whatever reasonable sounding thing he said.

— Ben Orlebeke (@ben_orlebeke) August 1, 2019

Leahy is pointing out that only one party breaks the committee rules.

— Ben Orlebeke (@ben_orlebeke) August 1, 2019

Senator Leahy tears up a copy of the rules, says they're meaningless now.

— Ben Orlebeke (@ben_orlebeke) August 1, 2019

Graham accuses Dems of refusing to work with him. Dems have filed over 100 amendments to this bill, some of which drawn directly from the 2013 CIR.

— Ben Orlebeke (@ben_orlebeke) August 1, 2019

Graham pitching his bill as being necessary to vote on immediately because it would fix the border crisis. It would not.

— Ben Orlebeke (@ben_orlebeke) August 1, 2019

Lots of Republicans walking out. Everyone but Cruz, Kennedy, and Graham so far.

— Ben Orlebeke (@ben_orlebeke) August 1, 2019

This is a remarkable possibility: that Lindsey Graham broke four rules of SJC to pass a bill authorizing concentration camps in time for Trump's rally tonight. https://t.co/o06SptJaSv

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) August 1, 2019

Lindsey Graham calls for a vote on an asylum bill before Judiciary Committee Democrats speak, via CSPAN.

Graham: "The clerk will call the roll."
…
Feinstein: "You're breaking the rules of the Committee … Mr. Chairman, this is unprecedented." pic.twitter.com/3nITYIQ6qE

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) August 1, 2019

I see that some folks are making hashtags with Russian cities added to Republican names, in the manner of #MoscowMitch. So there seems to be #LeningradLindsey, but that’s anachronistic and not really relevant. I prefer #LackeyLindsey.

Open thread!

 

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Late Night Open Thread: BEHOLD THE MAN!

by Anne Laurie|  July 25, 201911:49 pm| 36 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Trumpery, All Too Normal, Clown Shoes, Good News For Conservatives

It's funny because it's true pic.twitter.com/110meIzJY0

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) July 25, 2019

As I suspected, someone at TP-USA ‘borrowed’ that parody seal — either out of carelessness / inattention, or because the guy behind the scenes was pissed at his Very Important Superiors. (It’s not as though this generation’s Young Repubs are capable of coming up with any half-decent ideas on their own… )

From the Washington Post, “Meet the man who created the fake presidential seal — a former Republican fed up with Trump”:

Charles Leazott hadn’t thought about the seal in months.

The 46-year-old graphic designer threw it together after the 2016 presidential election — it was one part joke, one part catharsis. He used to be a proud Republican. He voted for George W. Bush. Twice.

But Donald J. Trump’s GOP was no longer his party. So he created a mock presidential seal to prove his point.

He substituted the arrows in the eagle’s claw for a set of golf clubs — a nod to the new president’s favorite pastime. In the other set of talons, he swapped the olive branch for a wad of cash and replaced the United States’ Latin motto with a Spanish insult. Then, his coup de grace: a two-headed imperial bird lifted straight from the Russian coat of arms, an homage to the president’s checkered history with the adversarial country.

“This is the most petty piece of art I have ever created,” the Richmond resident said in an interview with The Washington Post.

The seal wasn’t meant for a wide audience. But then, years later, it wound up stretched across a jumbo-tron screen behind an unwitting President Trump as he spoke to a conference packed with hundreds of his young supporters…

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Acosta out

by David Anderson|  July 12, 20199:48 am| 171 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Assholes, Good News For Conservatives, Nobody could have predicted, Our Awesome Meritocracy

BREAKING: Alexander Acosta stepping down as Labor secretary https://t.co/tkjNavjDNU

— POLITICO (@politico) July 12, 2019

Open Thread

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Open Thread: Oh, Look, Another GOP (Alleged) Felon!

by Anne Laurie|  July 8, 20198:12 pm| 61 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Foreign Affairs, Goddamned Traitors, Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Trump Crime Cartel, All Too Normal, Decline and Fall, Good News For Conservatives, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

A subpoena sent to Trump’s inaugural committee seeks records relating to 20 individuals and businesses, all with connections to inaugural vice chair Elliott Broidy, his investment and defense contracting firms, and foreign officials he pursued deals with. https://t.co/xBJBA5DlMi

— The Associated Press (@AP) July 8, 2019

Can’t throw an ore-bearing rock around the Peepot Dome Gang without hitting one. From the NYTimes, “Investigation Intensifies Into Top Trump Fund-raiser”:

Federal prosecutors have intensified their wide-ranging federal investigation into Elliott Broidy, a top fund-raiser for President Trump, signaling the Justice Department’s continued interest in questions about foreign influence on the administration.

In recent months, federal authorities have searched Mr. Broidy’s Southern California office and subpoenaed records related to him from a onetime business partner and from Mr. Trump’s inaugural committee. They have reportedly asked the authorities in Romania for assistance investigating associates with whom Mr. Broidy worked to win military intelligence contracts potentially worth as much as $64 million.

They have also charged four people who worked with Mr. Broidy on plans to influence the administration, including on behalf of interests in Asia, the Middle East and Europe. While the charges against three of his associates were unrelated to their work with Mr. Broidy, most have been asked about their relationships with him, according to several people familiar with the investigation.

Taken together, the steps suggest mounting pressure on Mr. Broidy. And they underscore the legal questions raised by his efforts to parlay his access into business advantage in the frenetic weeks after Mr. Trump’s election, and then to influence the new administration’s policies toward the Middle East, where he was pursuing contracts worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

The scrutiny comes as the Justice Department has stepped up its enforcement of foreign lobbying laws and continues to investigate whether foreign money was illegally funneled into Mr. Trump’s super PAC or inaugural committee.

Mr. Broidy’s lawyers have contended that he did not do anything that would require him to lobby. One of the lawyers, Chris Clark, said in an email on Monday that he dismissed as “utterly false” the idea that his client used his connections to Mr. Trump to drum up business…

We never had to *ask*, Your Honor. Once we’d inserted our guy into office, we could count on him doing what was best for The (GOP) Family…

The AP story is more painstaking with the details:

… Broidy, a 61-year-old Los Angeles businessman, made a fortune in investments before moving into defense contracting and has played prominent roles in GOP fundraising, including as finance chairman of the Republican National Committee from 2006 to 2008 and vice chair of the Trump Victory Committee in 2016.

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Monday Morning Open Thread: The Struggle Continues

by Anne Laurie|  June 17, 20194:37 am| 194 Comments

This post is in: Duck Blogging, Goddamned Traitors, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Russiagate, Good News For Conservatives

I'm afraid that @TenderHerbert doesn't know how to add music to tweets. But I had 15 seconds to spare and the theme from The A-Team handy ?? pic.twitter.com/qIac8xJT09

— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) June 16, 2019

Always gobsmacked by the hubris it took to have a bunch of Bay of Pigs vets do the break-in. Yeah, some cutout Gordo no one's ever gonna put those dots together https://t.co/Erx3sXsvij

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) June 17, 2019

There was no collusion!

Ok, Russia wanted to collude, but we didn’t do it

Ok, there may have been some collusion, but not by anyone important

Actually, everyone colludes — it’s called oppo research

Collusion is actually good! https://t.co/4ThYe3gHog

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 15, 2019

I think the Democrats should incorporate this pledge from the 2016 Republican platform into their 2020 platform. pic.twitter.com/qaw54xZujb

— Steve Metz (@steven_metz) June 15, 2019

Poll: Trump impeachment support increases by 10 points https://t.co/pVSjWwGve0 pic.twitter.com/45yNzCJ7pV

— The Hill (@thehill) June 16, 2019

We are focused on removing these 8 GOP Senators in 2020:

Lindsey Graham (SC)
Cory Gardner (CO)
Martha McSally (AZ)
Thom Tillis (NC)
Susan Collins (ME)
David Perdue (GA)
Cindy Hyde-Smith (MS)
Mitch McConnell (KY)

Who else should we add to the list?

— Indivisible Network ??? (@IndivisibleNet) June 16, 2019

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