• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

We still have time to mess this up!

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

Republicans do not pay their debts.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

No one could have predicted…

“More of this”, i said to the dog.

… pundit janitors mopping up after the GOP

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

Not all heroes wear capes.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

Bark louder, little dog.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

I’m pretty sure there’s only one Jack Smith.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

People are complicated. Love is not.

Fuck the extremist election deniers. What’s money for if not for keeping them out of office?

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

Mobile Menu

  • Winnable House Races
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Balloon Juice 2023 Pet Calendar (coming soon)
  • COVID-19 Coronavirus
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • War in Ukraine
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • 2021-22 Fundraising!

Good News For Conservatives

You are here: Home / Archives for Good News For Conservatives

I am shocked that gambling goes on here

by David Anderson|  April 25, 20195:39 pm| 138 Comments

This post is in: How about that weather?, IOKIYAR, Open Threads, Good News For Conservatives

New: at a recent Twitter all-hands meeting, an employee asked: Twitter has eradicated ISIS. Why can’t it do the same for white supremacists?

One answer that is discussed internally, we found: because it would mean banning some Republican politicians too https://t.co/x6JRvdvJJG pic.twitter.com/VRnht57WkN

— Joseph Cox (@josephfcox) April 25, 2019

Whose heart is having palpitations?

Open thread

I am shocked that gambling goes on herePost + Comments (138)

Kirstjen Nielsen Has Resigned As Secretary Of Separated Families

by Cheryl Rofer|  April 7, 20196:31 pm| 116 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Immigration, Open Threads, Post-racial America, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Good News For Conservatives, I Can't Believe We're Still Talking About Fucking Nazis

Kirstjen Nielsen out as DHS secretary https://t.co/vaQycUjFRW pic.twitter.com/ZmZ9yfevN2

— Talking Points Memo (@TPM) April 7, 2019

A statement by the President: pic.twitter.com/ytW0QCBhXg

— Real Press Sec Bot (@RealPressSecBot) April 7, 2019

Goodbye to lots of trust building between MX Govt & Nielsen; many MX officials may feel some ‘comfort’ w/McAleenan as acting secretary. Yet, Mexico must be bracing for someone in the mold of Kobach pic.twitter.com/wL8P8Mvi6C

— José Díaz-Briseño (@diazbriseno) April 7, 2019

I've never once heard a reporter ask Potus on camera if he knows that USA signed the 1967 United Nations protocol/treaty on asylum /refugees. Intl law. Anyone has a right to apply (approval is difficult at best). Does he understand that? Could you ask? Seems not.

— Mark Murphy (@MarkMurphy2011) April 7, 2019

So who wants to guess that the next secretary of homeland security will be ‘acting’ for the rest of Trump’s term?

— Robert E Kelly (@Robert_E_Kelly) April 7, 2019

I have nothing to say. Rumor seems to be that Stephan Miller wants to reincarnate Attila the Hun.

Open thread.

Kirstjen Nielsen Has Resigned As Secretary Of Separated FamiliesPost + Comments (116)

Other felony news (NC-09 edition)

by David Anderson|  February 27, 20192:31 pm| 80 Comments

This post is in: Criminal Justice, Election 2018, Goddamned Traitors, Grifters Gonna Grift, Assholes, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, Good News For Conservatives

BREAKING: McCrae Dowless has been indicted on three counts of felonious obstruction of justice, two counts of conspiracy to commit obstruction of justice and two counts of possession of absentee ballot #NC09 #ncpol @wsoctv pic.twitter.com/YytCpi9Av1

— Joe Bruno (@JoeBrunoWSOC9) February 27, 2019

He is not the only one being charged. From the Raleigh News and Observer:

Four other people — Caitlyn E. Croom, Matthew Monroe Mathis, Tonia Gordon and Rebecca Thompson — also face charges related to absentee ballot collection in Bladen County over the past two elections, Freeman said.

Other felony news (NC-09 edition)Post + Comments (80)

Texas vs Azar : stay calm

by David Anderson|  December 14, 20188:14 pm| 54 Comments

This post is in: Anderson On Health Insurance, Fuck The Middle-Class, Fuck The Poor, Assholes, Evil, Go Fuck Yourself, Good News For Conservatives

The district Court decision in the trolling lawsuit Texas vs HHS is out. The district Court judge just decided to toss several centuries of precedent.

This decision will be slapped around on appeal.

BREAKING: Obamacare was gutted by a Texas federal judge in a ruling that casts uncertainty on insurance coverage for millions of U.S. residents https://t.co/64eMFPeDN9

— Bloomberg (@business) December 15, 2018

The court's decision is NOT limited to guaranteed issue and community rating. In the court's view — and this is *absolutely* insane — the entire Affordable Care Act is unconstitutional. pic.twitter.com/kHXU4E9wrH

— Nicholas Bagley (@nicholas_bagley) December 15, 2018

Because there's no injunction (not yet, anyhow) the Trump administration would not be in contempt if it continued to implement the ACA. Nor, I think, does it need to secure a stay pending appeal — though I could be wrong about that. Which means that EVERYONE SHOULD STAY CALM.

— Nicholas Bagley (@nicholas_bagley) December 15, 2018

Keep on signing up. This will get quickly stayed and the judge will get bench-slapped.

update 1one of the conservative legal minds behind King v Burwell<\i> has this comment

Emphasis on "insane" https://t.co/Eh1NJqjrQF

— Jonathan H. Adler (@jadler1969) December 15, 2018

update 2

This is your occasional reminder that the five justices who voted to uphold Obamacare in 2012 are still on the Supreme Court.

— Greg Stohr (@GregStohr) December 15, 2018

Texas vs Azar : stay calmPost + Comments (54)

GOP Clown Car Open Thread: Kelly Is Out, But Nobody Wants In

by Anne Laurie|  December 9, 20187:21 pm| 144 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Assholes, Good News For Conservatives, Nobody could have predicted

He just wanted to put the babies in the cages and maybe practice some causal Jeff Sessions style racism but what he found was the soul crushing misery of Trumpism. Perhaps, he wouldn’t miss the insanity and the stupidity but that said, he did enjoy beating up Corey Lewandowski. pic.twitter.com/E70eU7YrI4

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) December 9, 2018

If you had inserted “for a hot minute” it would have been fine. https://t.co/UNPkcAG7Pq

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) December 8, 2018

John F. Kelly on Trump (from Bob Woodward’s FEAR): “He’s an idiot. It’s pointless to try to convince him of anything. He’s gone off the rails. We’re in Crazytown. I don’t even know why any of us are here. This is the worst job I’ve ever had.” https://t.co/xd7ytVLPud

— Mona Eltahawy (@monaeltahawy) December 8, 2018

Trump named John Kelly as chief of staff via twitter without having a formal agreement that Kelly would join. Trump announced Kelly would leave Saturday — even though the two men agreed Kelly would announce it himself Monday.

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) December 8, 2018

This was the day that Donald Trump became President. https://t.co/GC13m4yZXO pic.twitter.com/OlGNqjEWCi

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) December 8, 2018

#MuellerFriday gets results. Even the supposed next COS is abandoning ship. https://t.co/X5GFGikK6w

— Neera Tanden (@neeratanden) December 9, 2018

show full post on front page

GOP Clown Car Open Thread: Kelly Is Out, But <em>Nobody</em> Wants InPost + Comments (144)

NC-09 Update

by David Anderson|  December 5, 20188:14 pm| 38 Comments

This post is in: Election 2018, Goddamned Traitors, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Are these Nazis Walter?, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Fucked-up-edness, Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches, Good News For Conservatives

People will be going to jail for this:

NC-9 scandal: More than a thousand absentee ballots possibly destroyed https://t.co/PDoeOEL1q2 @DrewGriffinCNN reports @TheLeadCNN

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 6, 2018

"The case for election fraud [in North Carolina] appears to be strong … it's a slew of evidence."

*Signed voter affidavits
*Ballot harvester admission
*History of shady activity
*Weird absentee vote pattern
*Absentee partisanship makes no sensehttps://t.co/S7PgP9SOC8

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) December 5, 2018

Reminder, as Flynn will testify, the first enthusiastic and accurate flipper can get a damn good deal.

Open thread.

NC-09 UpdatePost + Comments (38)

Thursday Morning Open Thread: Dems Give Repub ‘Homebody’ Nightmares

by Anne Laurie|  November 29, 20185:49 am| 158 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Election 2018, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Good News For Conservatives

BREAKING: With today's final victory in #CA21, Democrats officially close out the 2018 Midterms with an incredible 4??0?? House seats gained!

Let this be a message to every Republican: If you come for Americans' livelihoods, we WILL come for your seats. pic.twitter.com/jR1wKwVIPI

— DCCC (@dccc) November 28, 2018

It's official: Trump helped the Republican party lose an astounding 40 seats in the House https://t.co/mCSmPObhUw

— Mark Follman (@markfollman) November 28, 2018

New Democratic members of Congress on the left, new Republican members of Congress on the right. Spot the demographic trends. https://t.co/QBYRrMI1PN pic.twitter.com/DVtF1E53Zl

— laura olin (@lauraolin) November 28, 2018

Another way of looking at it: in January, House Dems will represent:

79% of all Asians
72% of all Latinos
66% of all African-Americans
66% of all Clinton voters
60% of all college grads
54% of all House seats
45% of all whites
39% of all Trump voters
20% of America's land area

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) November 27, 2018

Trump departs Thursday for the G-20 summit in Argentina, where the homebody commander in chief will spend just 48 hours on the ground yet pack in eight high-level meetings with foreign leaders. https://t.co/ZfjU5jQAyY

— AP Politics (@AP_Politics) November 29, 2018


I’d say he was angling for an asylum deal, anywhere, but the Oval Office Occupant is too vain to admit he might be in trouble — even if he’s smart enough to understand this isn’t the kind of buy-his-way-out trouble he’s used to as a corrupt NYC real estate developer.

Thursday Morning Open Thread: Dems Give Repub ‘Homebody’ NightmaresPost + Comments (158)

  • « Go to Previous Page
  • Go to page 1
  • Go to page 2
  • Go to page 3
  • Go to page 4
  • Go to page 5
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Go to page 176
  • Go to Next Page »

Primary Sidebar

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

2023 Pet Calendars

Pet Calendar Preview: A
Pet Calendar Preview: B

*Calendars can not be ordered until Cafe Press gets their calendar paper in.

Recent Comments

  • Craig on Sunday Night Open Thread (Feb 6, 2023 @ 12:36am)
  • Ken on Sunday Night Open Thread (Feb 6, 2023 @ 12:35am)
  • PJ on Medium Cool – Who Almost Got the Part Instead? (Feb 6, 2023 @ 12:35am)
  • prostratedragon on Medium Cool – Who Almost Got the Part Instead? (Feb 6, 2023 @ 12:34am)
  • Bill Arnold on Sunday Night Open Thread (Feb 6, 2023 @ 12:34am)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
We All Need A Little Kindness
Favorite Dogs & Cats
Classified Documents: A Primer

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)

Front-pager Twitter

John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
TaMara
David Anderson
ActualCitizensUnited

Shop Amazon via this link to support Balloon Juice   

Join the Fight!

Join the Fight Signup Form
All Join the Fight Posts

Balloon Juice Events

5/14  The Apocalypse
5/20  Home Away from Home
5/29  We’re Back, Baby
7/21  Merging!

Balloon Juice for Ukraine

Donate

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2023 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc