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Open Thread: Appreciating the 1619 Project for Its Detractors

by Anne Laurie|  August 19, 20198:20 pm| 186 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Racial Justice, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, All Too Normal, Clap Louder!, Fools! Overton Window!, I'm Too Big To Cry/Hurts Too Much To Laugh

The intro essay to the 1619 project is an extraordinary tribute to the people who have tried to realize the initially empty promises of American democracy, and I recommend that people actually read it and the other contributions before forming an opinion. https://t.co/YDxUf9PF1K

— Adam Serwer?? (@AdamSerwer) August 16, 2019

An underappreciated virtue of the Times’ 1619 project is its power to reveal who would have defended slavery and Jim Crow in the name of Freedom.

— REIGN OF TERROR is coming (@attackerman) August 18, 2019

I’m nowhere near finished reading the NYTimes‘ whole 1619 Project (wish I’d found a print edition yesterday, frankly), but IMO it will have an impact on The Discourse similar to that of Ta-Nehisi Coates’ Atlantic article. And, yes, one sure signifier of its importance is the volume and intensity of the hatred directed against it by the Usual Suspects (few, if any, of whom could’ve read so much as Nikole Hannah-Jones’ introductory essay before taking their grievances public). The pushback was, thankfully, immediate…

A very proud moment. https://t.co/Z0fOXSt0Pj

— Ida Bae Wells (@nhannahjones) August 18, 2019

It’s a, um, bad look for a self-described “libertarian” to dismiss discussion of the actual history of chattel slavery because such discussion might undermine the mythos of a particular nation-state …

— Josh Chafetz (@joshchafetz) August 19, 2019

Newton Leroy Gingrich, 1943-2019. pic.twitter.com/EtzABTIyo0

— Kevin Gannon (@TheTattooedProf) August 18, 2019

The 1619 project appears to be about 50,000 words. Incredibly jealous of the people who read it all in five minutes and have takes.

— Matt Bors (@MattBors) August 18, 2019

The freak-out by white supremacists – including POTUS — over NYT's 1619 Project is something we should have seen coming. Their entire worldview – depending on people not knowing the 400-year legacy of racism and abusive treatment of African-Americans – is finally under attack

— Will Bunch (@Will_Bunch) August 18, 2019

Conservatives: Slavery can't be all that bad, look at the economic prosperity it created in America.

NYT 1619: Slavery created a lot of America's economic prosperity.

Conservatives: 1619 is anti-American and anyone that reads it hates liberty.

— Actual Scientist (@lcdriammdmph) August 18, 2019

Absolutely shameful that the times looked at slavery through a racial lens. Whats next? The history of the KKK through a racial lens? #liberalmediabias https://t.co/ThhJIHy0r9

— Centrism Fan Acct ?? (@Wilson__Valdez) August 19, 2019

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Naming & Shaming Open Thread: Even Trump’s Supporters Find the Association Embarrassing

by Anne Laurie|  August 8, 201911:52 am| 242 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, C.R.E.A.M., Enhanced Protest Techniques, Open Threads, Repubs in Disarray!, All Too Normal, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, I'm Too Big To Cry/Hurts Too Much To Laugh

[Fanfare: Flugelhorns & Euphoniums]

This is the most stunningly hypocritical thing Maggie Haberman has ever said.

Her own paper published the donors to the Clinton Foundation. Apparently that's ok but Joaquin Castro going to the FEC website and printing out already publicly disclosed Trump campaign donors is bad. https://t.co/zx4nWNkklg

— Matthew Chapman (@fawfulfan) August 7, 2019

Trump campaign donors smeared by accusation they donated to Trump https://t.co/pfJyeAVN08

— Scott Lemieux (@LemieuxLGM) August 7, 2019

Rep. Joaquin Castro — he’s the twin brother of Julian Castro — tweeted out a campaign add that featured a list including the names and occupations of people in his San Antonio congressional district who had given the legal maximum to the Trump re-election campaign in 2019 (This is of course public information, which anybody can look up, and I encourage you to do so).

Naturally this elicited shrieks of outrage from the Republican party establishment that simply publicizing the fact that people are in 2019 donating money to a white supremacist who inspires his followers to murder Hispanics like Castro himself was also a form of “inciting violence against private citizens” because [step in argument missing]….

If you are giving Trump money at this point you are a garbage person, who should be named, shamed, and shunned. I think it’s an excellent idea to publicize the names of people who are donating to Trump, in order to boycott their businesses, while exercising the core First Amendment right to let everyone know that Trump supporters are, individually and collectively, garbage people who should be ostracized by any and every decent human being…

Republicans: God I hope no one at work finds out I donated to Trump

Democrats: Wearing “I just donated to Elizabeth Warren” T-shirts to work https://t.co/OV82miBQlv

— Danny Ocean (@The_UnSilent_) August 7, 2019

The Right freaking out about being outed for supporting Trump is the biggest tell in political history.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) August 7, 2019

No one was targeted or harassed in my post. You know that. All that info is routinely published.

You’re trying to distract from the racism that has overtaken the GOP and the fact that President Trump spends donor money on thousands of ads about Hispanics “invading” America. 1/2 https://t.co/TwUDC4m5tO

— Joaquin Castro (@JoaquinCastrotx) August 7, 2019

Donald Trump has put a target on the back of millions. And you’re too cowardly or agreeable to say anything about it.

How about I stop mentioning Trump’s public campaign donors and he stops using their money for ads that fuel hate?

— Joaquin Castro (@JoaquinCastrotx) August 7, 2019

But SERIOUSLY:

5/ Someone who gives all that money to the Trump campaign generally wants it known, so that Republicans will take their calls and be responsive to their concerns.

— Josh Chafetz (@joshchafetz) August 7, 2019

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I’ve Been To A Mountaintop…

by Tom Levenson|  July 18, 20196:46 pm| 62 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology, General Stupidity, I'm Too Big To Cry/Hurts Too Much To Laugh, Rare Sincerity

Mauna Kea, to be precise — several times.  I’ve shot parts of three films there, all centered on the telescopes atop the highest mountain on the Big Island of Hawai’i.  As you may have noticed, the mountain — and a new telescope — have been in the news lately:

Construction was set to begin this week on a giant telescope on the barren summit of Mauna Kea, a volcano on Hawaii’s Big Island, considered the best observatory site in the Northern Hemisphere.

That would be the Thirty Meter Telescope, or TMT, a project that originated with the same team that built the twin ten meter Keck telescopes that were the largest optical telescopes in the world from 1993 to 2009. (They’ve since been pipped by the Gran Telescopio Canarias (GTC), atop the Canary Islands.) Astronomers and designers from Caltech and the University of California system, later joined by other partners set out to build the TMT as one of the next generation of ‘scopes aiming to explore some of the fundamental questions of astronomy, many of which were raised by discoveries made by the current generation of ginormous light buckets. That would be stuff like deeper investigations of the large scale structure of the cosmos, maybe image of planet formation around distant stars, certainly black hole inquiry and much more.

The TMT project was launched with great confidence.  The problems its leaders anticipated were technical: how to construct an light-gathering area and/or an optical pipeline that large that holds its shape, that doesn’t mind temperature shifts, that can be morphed on demand to adjust for turbulence in the air above it and so on, through a whole host of very tricking engineering issues.

But there was never any real doubt about the right place to put this instrument, or of the project’s access to the summit of Mauna Kea, which, after all, already played host to more than a dozen other observatories.  (I know this, because I talked to those in charge of the project at the time of its inception, many of whom had appeared in one or another of my films.)

They were wrong. Last week, after years of delays, some negotiations, and, by now, mistrust and more on the Hawai’ian activist side, the state governor announced that the project had cleared its last hurdles and construction would begin.  This week, protestors blocked the one access road to the summit and the observatories brought their people off the mountain.  At first, law enforcement was on the scene, but there were no direct confrontations.  That changed yesterday:

On Wednesday, that opposition had a new face: About 30 Hawaiian elders were arrested as they blocked a road leading to Mauna Kea’s summit to halt the construction, organizers said. They described an emotional but peaceful scene as the elders, who were sitting under tents on the road, were escorted by police officers to nearby white vans while dozens of other protesters chanted and cried. Some had to be carried.

“We have come to the point in time where enough is enough,” Leilani Kaapuni, one of the elders, said in a phone interview. She said she was arrested for obstruction of a government road but later returned to the blockade. “This mountain is sacred,” she said.

If I had to guess, I’d expect this to end in a loss for the protests. There’s a lot of momentum behind the TMT, and a ton of money involved — and there’s a huge investment in cash and intellectual possibilities in the existing observatories that would probably be lost if the new instrument didn’t make it to the mountain. Money and power talk, so I’d bet the Hawai’ian state authorities will muscle this through — and likely with the support of plenty of citizens of the state (though I’d bet many fewer among those Hawai’ians of original Hawai’ian descent).

Visible protest against the telescopes will be much more difficult if/when the TMT goes in, as the almost all the action of high altitude astronomy now takes place far from its mountain tops.  The Mauna Kea observatories have the headquarters well away from the summit.  Those astronomers doing science with the telescope, if they aren’t looking at a truly remote feed back to their offices back home, get no closer than the cattle town of Waimea, miles away and more than 10,000 feet in vertical distance away from anything a mere observer could break.

Those using the TMT wouldn’t see, that is, the kinds of protests going on now.  And the question of who has power over sacred spaces of interest to the dominant culture will be answered again, in the same way it has been almost every time these conflicts come up.

I should say that I’m an astronomy lover. I find the science that the TMT could do to be fascinating and utterly beautiful.  But man-o-man, have the leaders of that project botched this dispute for years. I do not know how you now get this project i any way that acknowledges and accommodates the claims of the disempowered first residents of the island.  But I do know that failure will have consequences; human goods — which scientific discoveries certainly are — achieved by the destruction of other goods are tainted.

I’ll leave you with the text of an article I wrote for The Boston Globe on this same subject four years ago.  Looking back, I can’t say I’m surprised that the astronomical community didn’t find a way to connect to its opposition.  But I am saddened by that fact.

Images:  Johannes Vermeer, The Astronomer, c. 1668

US Air Force file photo, Air Force 1 over Mt. Rushmore, 10 February 2001.

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Shut Down the Long Weekend Open Thread: There Is Nothing Trump Can’t Fvck Up

by Anne Laurie|  July 7, 20195:19 pm| 102 Comments

This post is in: Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, I'm Too Big To Cry/Hurts Too Much To Laugh

Apparently the D.C. fireworks caused so much pollution that the concentration of PM 2.5 in one part of the city was the worst in the country afterward. https://t.co/KyFRQ7OBQW

— Nicholas Wu (@nicholaswu12) July 5, 2019

… not even a fireworks display on the Fourth of July.

Also from the Washington Post (paper of record for the company town whose monopoly industry is national politics), “Evening in America: What it felt like on Trump’s Fourth of July”:

From the president’s vantage point, his supporters looked like they were in cages. Their fingers curled around chain-link. Bellies smushed against butts. When their knees gave out, they sat on ponchos and muddy blankets and squares of wet cardboard. The air, scented by sodden socks and bug spray, sagged with humidity. When the breeze picked up, so did the sensation that everything was surrounded by a battalion of toilets. It was difficult to move, to escape, but then no one was trying to do so. They were grateful to be here, soaked by hours of drizzle, hugged by a lazy heat, waiting hours and hours for him, for the show. The president had invited them to express their love of country in a maze of corrals, on a truly crappy day of weather, but they didn’t feel like prisoners of pomp or slaves to circumstance but jubilant pilgrims thrilled to be counted as citizens of the “most just and virtuous republic ever conceived,” as the president put it…

Trump’s been doing this kind of thing for years, though never with the U.S. military as his production team. In April 1990, when he opened the doomed Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, a 43-year-old Donald Trump arranged 5½ minutes of fireworks that were half-obscured by his own building, insinuated that he had cured a disabled guest of honor and — after his podium spittled theatrical fog — told the crowd to “have a nice life.” (His business would file for bankruptcy the following year.)…

The Lord sent a storm, thunder, winds, then said "fuck yo teleprompter", just in case his message wasn't truly received

#trumpparadefail pic.twitter.com/hbSefxSUY5

— T. Fisher King (@T_FisherKing) July 5, 2019

Russia's state TV is obsessively bashing Trump's "low energy," "weak" parade with "rusty tanks." The hosts LOL at Trump's claim about "revolutionary war airports" & other historical flubs. "There's your city upon a hill, there's your world leader—and Martians have been defeated." pic.twitter.com/wiw2OcFCLN

— Julia Davis (@JuliaDavisNews) July 5, 2019

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Thursday Evening Open Thread: ‘Dumb’ vs. ‘Willfully Ignorant’

by Anne Laurie|  May 9, 20196:30 pm| 198 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Post-racial America, Republican Venality, Television, Trump Crime Cartel, Flash Mob of Hate, I'm Too Big To Cry/Hurts Too Much To Laugh, Our Failed Media Experiment

This question has a much greater partisan differential than I expected. pic.twitter.com/o4Y2PRpnlx

— Jennifer Wolak (@j_wolak_) May 6, 2019

The incredibly stupid secret to Trump’s success is lots of people don’t know that reality television isn’t real.

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) May 8, 2019

I first read Mark Twain’s Life on the Mississippi when I was 9 or 10 (my English-teacher mother gave me a copy when I told her Tom Sawyer was a terrible book, and I was having doubts about Twain’s literary stature). That book made explicit one of the great ‘secrets’ of American life: There’s a considerable percentage of our fellow citizens who genuinely admire con artists, thugs, and those who ‘know how to get what they want, whatever it takes.’

The number of such secret fellow-felons has certainly grown no less, here in our second Gilded Age. It’s not necessarily that all Trump voters are stupid (although many of them *are* plenty stupid; look at the Fox talking heads!), but they choose to insist on being ignorant enough to believe the crap Fox / Trump / the entire GOP ladles into their gaping maws…

Always remember that what makes Trump's enablers so awful is that almost all of them, including at Fox, know better. They know Trump isn't a good businessman. But they're higher on the food chain than the rubes they're fleecing, and so they say what they know will work.

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) May 8, 2019

As another great American artist once said, You can’t cheat an honest man…

2/ "MISTER Trump us the richest man in America." "He's the most successful builder in New York!" "Trump is so rich, that no one could buy him!"

Even when you gave them the truth, the power of 15 years of reality TV indoctrination overcame it.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) May 8, 2019

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Muellergate Open Thread: All the President’s Minions

by Anne Laurie|  April 21, 201912:02 pm| 242 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, domestic terrorists, Goddamned Traitors, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Russiagate, Trump Crime Cartel, Assholes, I'm Too Big To Cry/Hurts Too Much To Laugh

It's not exactly poignant but it's really striking the way that, except for a handful of devoted dimwit lifers, everyone in Trump's actual orbit plainly holds him in the lowest possible regard.

— David Roth (@david_j_roth) April 18, 2019

At least the Nixon people put a little effort into it.

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) April 17, 2019

So, as it happens, Dave Roth’s done another fine pigbladdering of a most deserving target…

One of the most common misunderstandings about Dumb Guys is that they are not capable of doing things. This is false. They can and in fact absolutely love to do complicated-sounding things like scheme and intrigue. They may not do those things well, and will generally do them in arbitrary and ineffective ways. But they will attack the work of scheming and maneuvering and infighting with all the vigor of a dog trying to carry a too-big tree branch through a doorway…

… It is a common Dumb Guy trait to stop assimilating new information at some moment of great personal success; there is no reason to think that Jon Gruden believes the NFL is any different than it was when he won a Super Bowl in it during George W. Bush’s first term.

The problem is that all that intrigue creates its own sort of paranoid gravity. The Dumb Guy believes that the moment he stops scheming is the moment that he becomes vulnerable, and so must throw himself into constant counter-intrigue and intrigue-maintenance and general amphetamized vigilance. And that, according to Ian Rapoport, is where the Raiders stand today, after Mayock and Gruden sent home the team’s entire scouting department because they “don’t know who to trust.”…

Yeah, not exactly about Our Political Moment. But it certainly could be!

Because if there is one common denominator to the collection of grifters, racists, willing traitors, overconfident scions and all-purpose villains that compose the Oval Office Squatters Squad, it is that they are every one a Dumb Guy, revolving around the Dumb Guy in Chief.

don jr: too stupid to understand when he's doing crimes pic.twitter.com/gzzmFOb8S9

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) April 18, 2019

Can't stress this enough: the Russians set up a troll account made to look like an particularly racist, Klan-friendly state chapter of the GOP. The confirmation bias conspiracy fantasies it was selling were so popular it got mindlessly retweeted by near everyone in Trump's circle https://t.co/FELvVRyvAl

— Zeddediah Springfield (@Zeddary) April 18, 2019

they had to have been fucking AGHAST at how successful it was.

TROLL #1: I post frog in SS uniform telling old Goebbels line about jews but replace jew with the word Syrian

TROLL #2: try harder that's not going to trick Ameri-

TROLL #1: Trump Jr just retweet with 'so much dis'

— Zeddediah Springfield (@Zeddary) April 18, 2019

Guys I am not optimistic that Jared Kushner is going to deliver on that whole peace in the Middle East thing. pic.twitter.com/zyaLBkEKX3

— Jim Swift (@JimSwiftDC) April 18, 2019

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Thursday Morning Open Thread: Looking Elsewhere, Deliberately

by Anne Laurie|  April 11, 20194:56 am| 184 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Popular Culture, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, I'm Too Big To Cry/Hurts Too Much To Laugh

What the Obamas have been doing since they left the White House https://t.co/IT6uI2FsIe

— Louise Charlebois (@louise1761) April 10, 2019


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Seems like this week has been a month long already. Who’s up for a long weekend?

Review: The Aretha Franklin concert documentary "Amazing Grace" is nothing short of a miracle https://t.co/wsEbARFNiK

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) April 11, 2019

A short history of nearly everything that has happened on "Game of Thrones" so far https://t.co/LE6rV67Mo3

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) April 10, 2019

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