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Post-Racial America Open Thread: The GOP’s Latest Dumb-Show

by Anne Laurie|  April 10, 201910:28 am| 141 Comments

This post is in: domestic terrorists, Open Threads, Post-racial America, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Clown car, I'm Too Big To Cry/Hurts Too Much To Laugh

Oh man. Rep. Ted Lieu now playing a tape of Candace Owens, who is sitting right there, saying it would have been fine if Hitler just wanted to make Germany great. pic.twitter.com/BIIQGOeKPC

— Jennifer Bendery (@jbendery) April 9, 2019

Dem Rep. Ted Lieu now playing Candace Owens' video from two months ago where she said said Hitler's problem is that he "wanted to globalize." Lieu then asked a question about "people wanting legitimize Adolph Hitler" and how that feeds into white supremacy.

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) April 9, 2019


 
Many, many words were said — but were they ever dumb!

-6 months ago a Nazi murdered 11 Jews in Pittsburgh.
-6 weeks ago a Nazi plotted to murder a list of Trump's enemies.
-3 weeks ago a Nazi murdered 50 Muslims in Christchurch.

Here's how the GOP is spending today's first hearing on Nazi terrorism: https://t.co/WEf9sDmlGE

— Zeddediah Springfield (@Zeddary) April 9, 2019

Per the Washington Post:

A tense congressional hearing to explore the spread of white nationalism on social media quickly served to illustrate the problem Silicon Valley faces after anonymous users on YouTube began posting vitriolic attacks that targeted others on the basis of race and religion…

“These Jews want to destroy all white nations,” wrote the user Celtic Pride.

“Anti-hate is a code word for anti-white,” wrote another named Fight White Genocide.

Appearing before the committee, Alexandria Walden, the counsel for free expression and human rights at Google, stressed the tech giant has invested in people and technology to remove content that incites violent or spreads hate. “We know the very platforms that have enabled these societal benefits can be abused,” she said…

“This just illustrates part of the problem we’re dealing with,” said Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-N.Y.), the chairman of the committee, after seeing the Post’s report.

His comment was greeted with skepticism by Rep. Louie Gohmert, a Texas Republican. “Could that be another hate hoax?” he asked. “Just keep an open mind.”

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The Last Days Of The American Empire…Soft Power Edition

by Tom Levenson|  February 15, 20191:16 pm| 22 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Bring On The Meteor, I'm Too Big To Cry/Hurts Too Much To Laugh, OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUDS, Our Failed Political Establishment

I’m working on an column about, among other things, the arc of federal support for science since World War II.  As I was trying not to think about our national emergency national emergency this morning, I tripped over the following thought…

The funding deal Pelosi, McConnell et al. worked out included $1.375 billion for new barrier construction along the border (not, technically, a or the wall). That’s a win for the Democrats and a defeat for Trump, as it’s a tiny fraction of the amount that the bigot-in-chief sought, and that would be necessary to truly fortify the frontier.  For what follows I’m going to ignore the faux emergency through which the would-be dictator seeks to seize other money to pay for some useless shit, and just look at that number.

So, what makes for a powerful country?  I’d argue that the ability to project force around the world is in many  ways the least significant part of it.  Certainly, in a globally connected world, with the full range of surveillance technology and so forth, the notion of using technology perfected by, say, 1400 or so, overlapping fortifications, to keep folks out is…

…

…

Shit stupid.

US power since the middle of the last century has certainly been headlined by the military; but our capacity to influence life at home and abroad on a daily basis, in the hour-by-hour experience of billions, has turned on everything else, from our cultural impact (jeans! Rock and roll!) to, crucially and perhaps most significantly, the scientific, medical and technological revolutions fostered by the American research community.

That’s what got me going about even the seemingly de minimus amount of barrier funding in the spending bill.

The NIH budget for 2019 is $39.3 billion. In constant dollars, that’s nine percent below the peak funding achieved in 2003.  About 80% of that money goes to research grants — so just shy of $32 billion pays for folks to address all the ills that befall Americans, and citizens of the world.  For FY 2018 the National Science Foundation received $6.334 billion for research related activities.* *There are, of course, other significant pots of research money in the federal budget — DoD, DoE and Commerce all fund a lot.  But the NSF is where curiosity-driven basic research gets its support, and the NIH is, of course, the one that as we all age we notice a lot, so that’s where I’m focusing this exercise in futile rage.

A first, obvious point. The money spent on the barrier would add more than twenty percent to recent NSF research budgets, and would represent a four percent boost to the NIH.

Within those numbers these factoids: the average research project grant at NIH in 2017 provided a skosh over $500,000 to award winners. The NSF funds such a wide range of projects and disciplines that the figures are a little opaque, but still, as of 2016, the average grant offered an annualized $177,100, while the median figure was $140,900 per year.

You can see where this is going.  That barrier money could fund almost 2,800 more principal investigators trying to figure out cancer, Alzheimers, antiobiotic resistance and all the rest.  It could pay for more than 12,000 researchers pursuing basic science — the kinds of questions with pay offs that can’t be anticipated, but that have, over the last century, utterly transformed the way humans live on earth.

FTR: I do know that budgets don’t work as sort of implied above. They’re political documents, so spending on foolish stuff is often the price to be paid to spend some on smart ideas.  If we somehow avoid pouring a billion plus into  holes in the ground along the Rio Grande, that money doesn’t readily flow to a lab.  But the exercise is worth doing anyway, if only to point out how little, in budget terms, it would take to turbo charge research in this country.

The reasons for doing so extend beyond the value of knowledge for its own sake, of course, there’s the economic benefits of scientific research. There is an open argument about the size of the multiplier for each dollar invested in basic research, though less controversy about the benefits of investing in more translational or directly motivated work of the sort that shows up in many/most NIH proposals, for example. But the bottom line is that trying to figure out how nature works is good for the national (and global) bottom line.

Instead, we’re buying bollards.

And that’s how the American century ends.

Not with a catastrophic collapse, but the decision to put our national treasure to work in dumbest possible fashion, leaving aspiration, well being and wealth on the table.

With that — I’m done, and you’re up. Open thread.

*There are, of course, other significant pots of research money in the federal budget — DoD, DoE and Commerce all fund a lot.  But the NSF is where curiosity-driven basic research gets its support, and the NIH is, of course, the one that as we all age we notice a lot, so that’s where I’m focusing this exercise in futile rage.

Image: Vincent van Gogh, The Ramparts of Paris, 1887

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Excellent Read: “Does Journalism Have A Future?”

by Anne Laurie|  February 3, 20194:35 pm| 30 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, I'm Too Big To Cry/Hurts Too Much To Laugh, Our Failed Media Experiment

I’m looking forward to reading Jill Abramson’s Merchants of Truth — I’d suggest it for a Balloon Juice Book Club post, except I doubt there’s room for such in the current era. A semi-review from historian Jill LePore, in the New Yorker:

… By some measures, journalism entered a new, Trumpian, gold-plated age during the 2016 campaign, with the Trump bump, when news organizations found that the more they featured Trump the better their Chartbeat numbers, which, arguably, is a lot of what got him elected. The bump swelled into a lump and, later, a malignant tumor, a carcinoma the size of Cleveland. Within three weeks of the election, the Times added a hundred and thirty-two thousand new subscribers. (This effect hasn’t extended to local papers.) News organizations all over the world now advertise their services as the remedy to Trumpism, and to fake news; fighting Voldemort and his Dark Arts is a good way to rake in readers. And scrutiny of the Administration has produced excellent work, the very best of journalism. “How President Trump Is Saving Journalism,” a 2017 post on Forbes.com, marked Trump as the Nixon to today’s rising generation of Woodwards and Bernsteins. Superb investigative reporting is published every day, by news organizations both old and new, including BuzzFeed News.

By the what-doesn’t-kill-you line of argument, the more forcefully Trump attacks the press, the stronger the press becomes. Unfortunately, that’s not the full story. All kinds of editorial decisions are now outsourced to Facebook’s News Feed, Chartbeat, or other forms of editorial automation, while the hands of many flesh-and-blood editors are tied to so many algorithms. For one reason and another, including twenty-first-century journalism’s breakneck pace, stories now routinely appear that might not have been published a generation ago, prompting contention within the reportorial ranks. In 2016, when BuzzFeed News released the Steele dossier, many journalists disapproved, including CNN’s Jake Tapper, who got his start as a reporter for the Washington City Paper. “It is irresponsible to put uncorroborated information on the Internet,” Tapper said. “It’s why we did not publish it, and why we did not detail any specifics from it, because it was uncorroborated, and that’s not what we do.” The Times veered from its normal practices when it published an anonymous opinion essay by a senior official in the Trump Administration. And The New Yorker posted a story online about Brett Kavanaugh’s behavior when he was an undergraduate at Yale, which Republicans in the Senate pointed to as evidence of a liberal conspiracy against the nominee.

There’s plenty of room to argue over these matters of editorial judgment. Reasonable people disagree. Occasionally, those disagreements fall along a generational divide. Younger journalists often chafe against editorial restraint, not least because their cohort is far more likely than senior newsroom staff to include people from groups that have been explicitly and viciously targeted by Trump and the policies of his Administration, a long and growing list that includes people of color, women, immigrants, Muslims, members of the L.G.B.T.Q. community, and anyone with family in Haiti or any of the other countries Trump deems “shitholes.” Sometimes younger people are courageous and sometimes they are heedless and sometimes those two things are the same. “The more ‘woke’ staff thought that urgent times called for urgent measures,” Abramson writes, and that “the dangers of Trump’s presidency obviated the old standards.” Still, by no means is the divide always or even usually generational. Abramson, for instance, sided with BuzzFeed News about the Steele dossier, just as she approves of the use of the word “lie” to refer to Trump’s lies, which, by the Post’s reckoning, came at the rate of more than a dozen a day in 2018.

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Open Thread: Steve ‘Pigmuck’ King, Old Man, Yells At (the) Cloud

by Anne Laurie|  December 11, 20186:28 pm| 65 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, Clown Shoes, Cybersecurity, I'm Too Big To Cry/Hurts Too Much To Laugh

Rep. Steve King is demanding to know the names of Google search employees so he can go through their social media profiles to find out if they're liberals.

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) December 11, 2018

Post title borrowed from this response:

"Old man yells at (the)cloud."

— Alyas the Grey (@alyasgrey) December 11, 2018

BUT SERIOUSLY… Per Newsweek:

Republican representative Steve King requested Google CEO Sundar Pichai give the government the names of more than 1,000 employees who oversee the company’s search engine to determine whether its algorithm was biased, The Hill reported. King said he wanted to look at employees’ social media and see if they’re biased.

As Pichai appeared before the House Judiciary Committee, Democrats questioned the tech giant’s privacy regulations, The New York Times reported. Republicans expressed distrust for the company, questioning whether it stifles conservative search results.

“There is a very strong conviction on this side of the aisle that the algorithms are written with a bias against conservatives,” King said, alleging that Google has an inherent ideological tilt because it is located in the Democrat-heavy Silicon Valley. “What we don’t know are who are these thousand people and we don’t know what their social media looks like.”

California Republican Kevin McCarthy voiced similar concerns. “All of these topics — competition, censorship, bias and others — point to one fundamental question that demands the nation’s attention,” he said. “Are America’s technology companies serving as instruments of freedom or instruments of control?”…

Pichai said at the beginning of his testimony, “I lead this company without political bias and work to ensure that our products continue to operate that way,” according to The Guardian. “To do otherwise would go against our core principles and our business interests. We are a company that provides platforms for diverse perspectives and opinions—and we have no shortage of them among our own employees.” He also said that the employees do not choose which news outlets show up in searches, saying the search engine adapts based on what users select…

Don’t say that, or the R’s will let them donate to campaigns.

— Kevin Dutcher (@dutcher411) December 11, 2018

What Steve King thinks goes in at google pic.twitter.com/DrSvhEnDdC

— Michael (@mlip16) December 11, 2018

King’s real butthurt: When you’ve brought up your kids to believe that everyone (who matters) hates immigrants, people of color, and diversity in all its forms…

Rep. Steve King: "How does that show up on a 7-year old's iPhone who's playing a kid's game?"

Google CEO Sundar Pichai: ""Congressman, iPhone is made by a different company…"

Watch full hearing here: https://t.co/w6Qhg7xb5b pic.twitter.com/4lT8Daj5yn

— CSPAN (@cspan) December 11, 2018


“Some kinda hand-me-down”, indeed.

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Saturday Morning Open Thread: Heck of A Week, And Then…

by Anne Laurie|  November 10, 201810:08 am| 94 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Republican Venality, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, I'm Too Big To Cry/Hurts Too Much To Laugh

In the past 96 hours, we had a crucial midterm election, the president replaced his racist, bootlicking AG with a griftier one, a guy shot up a bar, killing 12, the GOP started claiming that counting ballots is fraud and half of California caught on fire.

— Joshua Holland ? (@JoshuaHol) November 9, 2018


 
Oval Office Occupant sez, Hold my Diet Coke!

It is not said enough just what a horrible person the President is (we often focus on the lying, the gaslighting, the bigotry). But his cruelty at every turn doesn’t get highlighted enough. Strange to want to be President for a third of the country—and screw the rest. https://t.co/0ZygpgUuWa

— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) November 10, 2018

Nearly half of the forest land in California is managed by … wait for it … the federal government. https://t.co/U4iwgJeJvJ

— Blake Hounshell (@blakehounshell) November 10, 2018

If Obama had attacked a state suffering a massive natural disaster while in France Republicans would have revoked his passport and denied him readmission. https://t.co/EDQdwIUWm7

— Seth Masket (@smotus) November 10, 2018

As @KPCC @LAist journalists continue to report on #CaliforniaFires, I wanted to share out some links.

What we've confirmed ? https://t.co/kBjKCiG3dk

How to help those affected ? https://t.co/bTFUO5U0u5

FAQ and how to ask more questions ? https://t.co/MpzCtoF4Kx pic.twitter.com/6dB8mITRKT

— Ashley Alvarado (@AshleyAlvarado) November 10, 2018

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The ‘Privilege’ of Voting: High & Low

by Anne Laurie|  November 5, 201810:18 pm| 122 Comments

This post is in: Election 2018, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Voter Suppression, All Too Normal, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, Fucked-up-edness, I'm Too Big To Cry/Hurts Too Much To Laugh

Literally a right and not a privilege. https://t.co/T7da47HllU

— ana marie cox (@anamariecox) November 5, 2018

This NYMag article got a certain amount of twitter pushback (look below the fold, at the end of this post, for a sample) last week:

12 young adults on why they probably won't vote this November https://t.co/DJlskLHl4p

— New York Magazine (@NYMag) October 30, 2018

Roxanne Gay had a excellent rebuttal:

I wrote about voter disillusionment and the importance of voting anyway: https://t.co/EGPcSpbWSL

— roxane gay (@rgay) October 30, 2018

… We are reaping what has been sown from voter disillusionment and we will continue doing so until enough people recognize what is truly at stake when they don’t vote. A representative democracy is flawed but it is the political system we must work within, at least for the time being. We have a responsibility to participate in this democracy, even when the politicians we vote for aren’t ideal or a perfect match. Voting isn’t dating. We are not promised perfect candidates. Voting requires pragmatism and critical thinking and empathy and now, more than ever, intelligent compromise…

Every single day there is a new, terrifying, preventable tragedy fomented by a president and an administration that uses hate and entitlement as political expedience. If you remain disillusioned or apathetic in this climate, you are complicit. You think your disillusionment is more important than the very real dangers marginalized people in this country live with.

Don’t delude yourself about this. Don’t shroud your political stance in disaffected righteousness. Open your eyes and see the direct line from the people in power to their emboldened acolytes. It is cynical to believe that when we vote we are making a choice between the lesser of two evils…

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And then there’s *this* argument:

And I told him sure, but after a few weeks in mostly low-income neighborhoods around Dallas, I’ll never complain about people not voting again. Because that assumes people don’t vote out of laziness. Or apathy.

And that could not be more innacurate.

— Scafe for Beto (@erinscafe) November 5, 2018

I talked to a guy who said “hypothetically, if a person had a warrant for running a stop sign and not paying the ticket because it was too expensive, could that person still vote.” And I said “hypothetically, they shouldn’t arrest you.” He won’t risk it; he cares for his sisters.

— Scafe for Beto (@erinscafe) November 5, 2018

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Friday Morning Open Thread: Another Infrastructure Week Already?!?

by Anne Laurie|  August 31, 20185:36 am| 152 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Election 2018, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, I'm Too Big To Cry/Hurts Too Much To Laugh

I think they're gonna wait for Miller's GJ testimony.

My money's on movement in the Butina case. https://t.co/lxShFn6iYI

— zeddy (@Zeddary) August 31, 2018

This is true and indeed deserves more emphasis, but there are also close variations on this scenario where the GOP does all of the below—except it results in them getting clobbered in 2020. https://t.co/FYiU9fjakc

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) August 30, 2018

If Dems won the popular vote for the House by the same margin (5.7%) that the GOP did in 2010, they'd be only ~even money to win the majority of House seats, and would probably *lose* a Senate seat or 2. So the GOP could easily misread a middling result as a mandate.

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) August 30, 2018

We should be pressing deeper in to traditionally Repub territory & putting all the resources we have in to maximize gains. It lays a foundation for 2020, & Dem takeovers of state governments can not only get us better maps in 2022-2030 we can do big things w power over government

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) August 30, 2018

Take MI, WI, & NV: if we get The trifectas, we should be able to overturn right to work in all three states. We can do things w voting rights, campaign finance, maybe even things about candidate transparency to get on the ballot (plus clean energy/climate, inequality, etc)

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) August 30, 2018

Deadlines for voter registration are coming up soon, but with a host of new restrictions and voter roll purges in place.

Find your state's deadline and register online here: https://t.co/Js2CrUbw0H

If you *think* you're registered, check to be sure: https://t.co/blofpcduRj

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) August 30, 2018

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