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Thursday Morning Open Thread: Another Day, Another Glitch in the Matrix

by Anne Laurie|  November 14, 20195:01 am| 110 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Trumpery, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

So, just in time for the first post of the new morning, I seem to have lost the ability to properly embed tweets or images.   Hopefully, it’s the usual FYWP 3am/4am daily update, and the developers will be able to fix it later today…

 

ETA: I pulled out the extraneous code, for now.

 

From LA Mag, “Adam Schiff Is Ready to Rumble”:

… He is world-famous now. The chairman of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence can now see himself caricatured on Saturday Night Live. In Trump’s Twitterverse, he’s the limp, Ivy League-educated elitist scheming to bring down the President of the Real America. To his supporters, he is Elliot Ness chasing Al Capone, Joseph Welch facing down Joseph McCarthy. Which of these images wins out may ultimately determine nothing less than the fate of the free world.

Or, as Schiff put it while sitting in his office, his expression indicating a half-hearted attempt at gallows humor: “Just another day.”…

I visited him the day after the Republican attempt to disrupt the hearings, which Schiff spoke of with a mixture of irritation and faint amusement. “We knew they were planning some kind of a stunt,” Schiff told me. “We didn’t know what kind, but we knew something was up because they had a [press conference] podium set up with a list of [speakers’] names.”

His reaction was pure Schiff: “I excused the witness so that she would not have to be part of it,” he said. “Then I left the room. Eventually, they got bored and left.

“They were disappointed,” he added. “They wanted a confrontation.” As it happens, they got one. According to a transcript of the proceedings released afterward, Schiff reserved special bile for Matt Gaetz, the fratty Florida Republican who has been one of the president’s most vocal Congressional cheerleaders. “Mr. Gaetz, please absent yourself!” Schiff said sternly when Gaetz crashed the hearing in violation of House rules. “You’re going to have someone remove from the hearing?” Gaetz replied with surprise. “No,” Schiff shot back. “You’re going to remove yourself.”…

Equanimity comes naturally to Schiff, but it’s also a part of a conscious strategy. “I do think that this is such a head-on-fire kind of a time that there’s a premium amount of people talking rationally. Along the way I’ve had people say, ‘You need to get angrier. You need to yell.’ I say, ‘Look, there are plenty of people getting angry right now. That’s just not who I am.’ And I think people in my line of work who have a problem, it’s often because they try to be something they’re not or someone they’re not. I’ve never tried to be anything other than what I am, and so I tell those who are looking for someone more incendiary there are lots of other choices.”

The other advantage, Schiff said, is that when he does show anger people pay far closer attention. “If you’re not angry all the time,” he said, “then people do notice when you are. And it tends to have more of an impact.”…

 

Schiff’s work ethic—and slight dorkiness —was on full display in June during one of several days that I followed him. His day began early with a morning “hit” on NBC, an interview carried out in a small hallway just off of the Rotunda…

The rest of the day included House votes, a meeting with a delegation of Armenian interns, a radio interview on the Mueller investigation, recording several spots for the Democratic Caucus, and, finally, an interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer.

As Schiff drove me to the studio, he looked almost cool in his reflective shades. (It’s a fleeting moment. He drives an Audi whose license plate frame bears a line from The Big Lebowski: “I don’t roll on Shabbos.”) Once inside the studio, just before he was miked up, Schiff tapped a small toy wolf on a shelf. “It’s a tradition,” he said, “for good luck.” At Blitzer’s desk—a small, red, glass-topped island in a sea of Pacific-blue tile—Schiff waited patiently as Blitzer recounted the day’s news, including Trump’s callous reaction to a photo of two immigrants, a father and daughter, found dead on a riverbank near the Mexico-U.S. border. “Does it ever stop?” Blitzer asked. The congressman responded with a withering takedown of Trump that left the room silent for a moment.

On the way back to his car, Schiff still seemed incensed, showing the rare flash of anger he had spoken about earlier. But there was no time to dwell—fresh outrages were piling up almost hourly. As fate would have it, he was one of the few people in America who could do something about it.

 

 

 

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Open Thread: Today’s Impeachment Inquiry (Partial) Update

by Anne Laurie|  November 14, 201912:01 am| 86 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Impeachment Hearings, Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

I think I’m a pretty good lawyer and can defend a lot, but I have no idea how I could defend Trump given the testimony today.

— Neal Katyal (@neal_katyal) November 13, 2019

Amb. Taylor gets to the heart of things. #ImpeachmentHearings pic.twitter.com/s3c1IZ35ZF

— Republicans for the Rule of Law (@ForTheRuleOfLaw) November 13, 2019

“If they impeach President Trump for blackmail or extortion or making threats or demands, they have to call President Trump a liar to do it.” – John Ratcliffe, setting the bar a little low.

— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) November 13, 2019

“A scheme to condition official acts or taxpayer funding to obtain a personal political benefit does not become less odious because it is discovered before it is fully consummated.” – Rep. Schiff in his opening statement

— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) November 13, 2019

“They had settled into a strategy many defense attorneys adopt when the prosecution has the goods on their client—confuse the issues and distract the audience from the evidence at hand.” https://t.co/m1bGSLhz5Q

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) November 14, 2019

Renato Mariotti, former federal prosecutor, whose opinion on such matters is not to be taken lightly:

… I’ve tried many federal criminal cases, and Wednesday’s hearing looked a lot like trials in which the prosecution has the defendant on tape admitting to a crime. When defense attorneys can’t mount a defense on the merits, they raise a lot of peripheral issues in the hope of convincing at least one juror that there is reasonable doubt.

So every time you heard the Republican’s designated counsel ask about Hunter Biden’s language skills or one of the Republican members of the Intelligence Committee ask whether the Obama administration sold Javelin missiles to Ukraine, what you were actually hearing was a defense attorney doing his level best to avoid talking about what his client said on tape. It was chaotic and often unfocused, though not always. In fact, there were moments when members actually executed their playbook with some skill.

But they simply can’t overcome the abundant evidence Democrats possess to prove their central point—that President Donald Trump conditioned military aid to Ukraine on a public announcement that his political rival, Joe Biden, was under investigation.

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Impeachment Open Thread: “Get Me Roger Stone” Update

by Anne Laurie|  November 12, 20195:50 pm| 36 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Trump Crime Cartel, All Too Normal, Decline and Fall, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

@MollyJongFast Sadly no monacle, but we're approaching bowler hat & spats territory. I'm optimistic we'll get there. pic.twitter.com/nrk4mlxo4L

— CanerdianGirl (@CanerdianGirl) November 12, 2019

Per the Washington Post:

The deputy manager of Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign pulled back the curtain Tuesday on the campaign’s keen interest in the anti-secrecy organization WikiLeaks and suggested that Trump himself had more knowledge of the matter than the president has previously claimed.

Testifying at the trial of Roger Stone — a Trump friend accused of lying about his own WikiLeaks-related dealings — Rick Gates said he overheard a phone call in which Stone seemed to make the president aware of a planned WikiLeaks release. Gates and other witnesses testified that Stone posited himself as something of an intermediary between WikiLeaks and the campaign, with access to insider information.

Gates said his boss, Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort, had told him that Trump would be kept updated on WikiLeaks’ plans to release Democratic campaign emails — which authorities concluded were hacked by Russia.

The testimony from the former high-ranking campaign official indicates that Trump’s knowledge of WikiLeaks was more advanced than he has previously stated. In written responses last year to questions from special counsel Robert S. Mueller III, who was investigating Russian meddling in the campaign, Trump said he did not recall receiving any information about WikiLeaks disclosures in advance, being told that Stone “or anyone associated with my campaign” had discussions with WikiLeaks about future leaks, or ever discussing WikiLeaks with Stone…

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Tuesday Morning Open Thread: Spelling It Out

by Anne Laurie|  November 12, 20196:20 am| 254 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

(Tom Toles via GoComics.com)
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BOOKMARK ALERT: WaPo's Trump-Ukraine timeline is up to nearly 8,000 words. We think it's the most complete around.

Did we miss something, though? Let us know.https://t.co/85iW7EpqVA

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) November 11, 2019

Across the aisle…

New New Hampshire poll via Quinnipiac:

Biden 20%
Warren 16%
Buttigieg 15%
Sanders 14%
Gabbard 6%
Yang 4%
Klobuchar 3%
Steyer 3%
Everyone else 1% or less

— Ryan Struyk (@ryanstruyk) November 11, 2019

Lest you make the mistake that Tulsi Gabbard's support is coming from the left, almost all of her support in the Q-Pac poll of NH is from voters who describe themselves as conservative or moderate. And almost all from independents and not Democrats. https://t.co/gjT1sex4Gg pic.twitter.com/gCULsOB2J1

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) November 11, 2019

Polling data from New Hampshire shows that Tulsi Gabbard has reached 6% support overall in the primary, but that is almost entirely because 10% of non-Democrats who can vote in the NH primary say they support her (as opposed to just 1% of Democrats) https://t.co/C0pqmRfmqP pic.twitter.com/etLujIZHdM

— Robert Mackey (@RobertMackey) November 11, 2019

Tusli is the choice of people who plan to vote in the Democratic Party but don't like Democrats and most of the things Democrats stand for. Those voters are plentiful in the NH primary, where independents participate in big numbers.

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) November 11, 2019

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Late Night Open Thread: Who Is Giuliani’s New Spokeswoman, Christianné Allen?

by Anne Laurie|  November 12, 20193:19 am| 51 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Trump Crime Cartel, Cybersecurity, Decline and Fall, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

CNN, on Monday:

Rudy Giuliani is considering re-entering the impeachment fray by launching a podcast to provide impeachment analysis of the public hearings in the House of Representatives scheduled for later this week.

Giuliani was overheard discussing the plans with an unidentified woman while at a crowded New York City restaurant, Sant Ambroeus, over lunch on Saturday. The conversation, which lasted more than an hour, touched on details including dates for recording and releasing the podcast, settling on a logo, and the process of uploading the podcast to iTunes and other podcast distributors…

“Many Americans want to hear directly from Rudy Giuliani,” said Christianné Allen, a spokeswoman for Giuliani, who confirmed to CNN that he discussed the podcast idea at lunch on Saturday. “He is considering several options, in consultation with Jay Sekulow and the legal team, regarding the best way to move forward. As of now, they have not decided on the strategy but are getting very close.”…

Closed-door testimony from multiple witnesses describes Giuliani as a key facilitator of conversations and actions that have led to the impeachment probe. This week, public testimony from several of those witnesses, including former Ukraine ambassador Marie Yovanovitch, senior State Department official George Kent and Bill Taylor, the top diplomat in Ukraine following Yovanovitch’s removal, is expected to further highlight Giuliani’s central role. Giuliani has said his actions were all done as part of his legal defense of Trump…

Roger Sollenberger, on Sunday, at Salon:

… [I]n late September Giuliani hired a communications director. The new hire — 20-year-old Liberty University Online communications major (’22) Christianné Allen—is currently the most solid connection between the work the President’s private attorney was doing in Ukraine, an ongoing federal investigation into two of his clients, and a Long Island personal injury lawyer who for reasons still unclear reportedly paid Giuliani $500,000 in two lump-sum “loans” on behalf of a scam business in the fall of 2018.

And so, as I thumbed through an Instagram account, I found myself wondering why in the world Rudy Giuliani hired this woman, who can’t help but document everything she does, everywhere she goes, sowing circumstantial evidence across the internet that could impact impeachment proceedings against the President of the United States.

The connections between Allen and Giuliani at first struck me as superficial: Why did Giuliani — a former U.S. attorney and mayor of New York City, the president’s personal lawyer and an untamed media presence, to put it charitably — hire a wildly underqualified pseudo-evangelical Turning Point USA social media personality to clean up his comms operations?

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Monday Evening Open Thread: I {Heart} NYC

by Anne Laurie|  November 11, 20194:05 pm| 227 Comments

This post is in: Military, Open Threads, Trumpery, All Too Normal, Decline and Fall, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

Incredibly loud protests outside the Trump speech along Fifth Avenue, with whistles, chants of "Lock him up!"

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) November 11, 2019

President Trump in New York, pays tribute to city’s role in nation’s history “of daring and defiance.” pic.twitter.com/oKlzzLEgtR

— Alex Leary (@learyreports) November 11, 2019

From the pool report re: Trump's Veterans Day speech in NYC: "In the windows of one of the glass office towers looming above the park, large letters are taped in the windows spelling out, one one floor, 'IMPEACH,’ and, several floors above, 'CONVICT.'"

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) November 11, 2019

As @POTUS began to speak," a din arose from the west side of the park on 5th Avenue. As Trump’s voice boomed from loudspeakers, chants of 'Lock him up' could be heard coming from the crowd," reports print pooler @EliStokols. pic.twitter.com/JlCoN3j1PA

— Steve Herman (@W7VOA) November 11, 2019

Overlooking POTUS speech was this sign. A few floors up were letters spelling “convict.” pic.twitter.com/CumF48jRG4

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) November 11, 2019

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Repubs in Disarray!… Open Thread: Nikki Haley’s Delicate Balancing Act

by Anne Laurie|  November 10, 20198:33 pm| 40 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery, Clap Louder!, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

Nikki Haley claims that former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson & former White House Chief of Staff John Kelly sought to recruit her to work around and subvert Trump to save the country.

She chose Trump instead of the country. Not interested in her book.https://t.co/xEpPHfgjdN

— Julia Davis (@JuliaDavisNews) November 10, 2019

New: Nikki Haley is running for president in 2024. https://t.co/uYYM2PlMWv

— Jim Antle (@jimantle) November 10, 2019

Conventional wisdom, any time over the last forty years, has been that the first female president would be a Republican. (Or, we should amend, the first female winner of the popular vote allowed to take her earned seat in the Oval Office.) Nikki Haley has been working to be that woman for most of her adult life, but her best shot — and her new memoir — arrive at a tricksy point in the current electoral cycle: She can’t afford to denounce the sitting Republican president, for fear of angering his (Deplorable) base. But she can’t risk applauding too publicly someone who might be impeached, or worse, before her book tour is well under way.

Solution: Embrace the Oval Office Occupant; blame any ‘mistakes’ on the people around him. Even better, on the people who were around him, but have since been dismissed!

But Haley wanted nothing to do with saving the country pic.twitter.com/xofmX5mOJV

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) November 10, 2019

I like how in the Haley article there’s no mention of her and any other Trump staffer or appointee having a good relationship.

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) November 10, 2019

… In the book, which was obtained by The Washington Post ahead of its release Tuesday, Haley offers only glancing critiques of her former boss, saying she and others who worked for Trump had an obligation to carry out his wishes since he was the one elected by voters.

The former South Carolina governor, widely viewed by Republicans as a top potential presidential candidate in 2024, has repeatedly sought to minimize differences with Trump while distancing herself from his excesses. Haley, 47, writes that she backed most of the foreign policy decisions by Trump that others tried to block or slow down, including withdrawal from the Iran nuclear deal and the Paris climate accord and the relocation of the U.S. Embassy in Israel to Jerusalem.

In a New York City interview with The Post coinciding with the book release, Haley also dismissed efforts by House Democrats to impeach Trump. She said she opposes Trump’s efforts to seek foreign help for political investigations in a call with Ukraine’s president, but that the actions are not impeachable.

“There was no heavy demand insisting that something had to happen. So it’s hard for me to understand where the whole impeachment situation is coming from, because what everybody’s up in arms about didn’t happen,” Haley said…

No, the death penalty is like the death penalty. Impeachment is like getting fired. https://t.co/bBEHqimWXe

— Seth Masket (@smotus) November 9, 2019

Maybe Nikki Haley would be more comfortable if instead of thinking of impeachment as the death penalty she viewed it as just another failed Trump business endeavor.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) November 9, 2019

I mean, come on, if he succeeded at this it would be an outlier.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) November 9, 2019

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