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Lock Him Up…Lock Them All Up

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Late Night Open Thread: What Is Best in Life?… (Redux)

by Anne Laurie|  January 18, 20211:20 am| 63 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up, Schadenfreude

There’s a high-souled, pure-minded joy in considering the installation of a working (Democratic, of course) government. There’s also much schadenfreude!

LOL I love that as a last gesture of fealty to Trump the bitter-enders will have to get up at five in the morning to be ready to see him off. https://t.co/TpdpvxDA5l

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) January 18, 2021


… Because, rumor has it, if he leaves early enough, he’ll still be ‘President’ when the helicopter lands at Marred-A-Largo. Also, he refuses to be in DC when Biden is inaugurated, for reasons. Sad, cranky alte kaker reasons.

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Easy Targets Open Thread: Florida Lit’rary Man…

by Anne Laurie|  January 17, 20214:32 pm| 167 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up, Schadenfreude

Disappointing that so many people are assuming this is a scam and not a sign of the President’s deep love of literature and learning. When did we all become so cynical? https://t.co/1yaoQG3Rc9

— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) January 17, 2021

Who better qualified for the task than Dan Scavino, Trump’s former caddy and devoted keeper (until it was permabanned) of Trump’s personal Twitter account.

Anyone who ‘donates’ as much as fifteen cents in hard currency to this particular grift is either a willing mark or someone looking for a favor… but how many favors will be Trump’s to grant, once he’s escorted off the White House premises?

Per the original Washington Post article:

… Speculation is also coursing through Trump World about a possible presidential library and museum. No announcements have been made, but two people familiar with internal discussions said it is likely to be located in Florida and run by Dan Scavino, one of Trump’s longest-serving and most loyal aides who advises him on social media and most recently served as deputy White House chief of staff.

One of these people, who was a top fundraiser on Trump’s campaign, said the president has told supporters he wants to raise $2 billion for the library — a far greater sum than has been raised for past presidential libraries — and thinks he can collect it in small-dollar donations from his grass-roots supporters.

“I thought to myself, what is this alternative fantasy life you’re living?” this fundraiser said. “I have no clue where they think they’ll get this money raised. Anyone who gives to him will be radioactive.”

Asked about raising money for the library, another former top Trump fundraiser wrote in a text message: “Insane.” This person noted that, “except for the wackos, everybody’s running for the hills.”…

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Late Night Schadenfreude Open Thread: Final Daze

by Anne Laurie|  January 15, 202111:00 pm| 177 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Trump Crime Cartel, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up, Schadenfreude

I’m also giving Trump a major send-off, I’m just not sure I can build the catapult fast enough. https://t.co/7jiTTcHs9a

— Mig Greengard (@chessninja) January 15, 2021

After this week, we’ve all earned some easy targets…

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Thursday Evening Open Thread: The Clown Car Never Empties!

by Anne Laurie|  January 14, 20215:37 pm| 122 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Trump Crime Cartel, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

Rudy Giuliani thinks Game of Thrones was a "famous documentary about fictitious medieval England"https://t.co/JlrYfczNRJ pic.twitter.com/NzKhEvLvlJ

— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) January 14, 2021

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Late Night Insurrection Open Thread: GOP Scaff, Raff & Bob-Tail

by Anne Laurie|  January 14, 202112:14 am| 106 Comments

This post is in: GOP Death Cult, Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

"They're overplaying a lot of things, including the deaths of these people on Capitol Hill" — Rep. Darrell Issa, who supported endless investigations into Benghazi (ht @KailiJoy) pic.twitter.com/z1adqYpN2n

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 11, 2021

The Beergut Putsch had me recalling that useful phrase of opprobrium, which a lazy google informs me originally meant professional beggars, streetcorner loiters, and sex workers of all genders. As the linking implies, those three groups tend to interlock quite a bit, depending on the individual Repub in question…

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread: (Mostly) Positive Thoughts

by Anne Laurie|  January 13, 20217:07 am| 117 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

This is sweet and a bit cheesy, which is honestly exactly what is needed. https://t.co/0HlhpExcsd

— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) January 12, 2021

On January 20th, we will celebrate the work of democracy as we watch a new President and barrier-breaking Vice President make an oath of office. The next day, on January 21st, we will join them in making a commitment to do our part to heal and rebuild America. We envision a nation that is anti-racist, equitable, and sustainable. Each of us has a role in that labor, and we will only succeed if we lead with love.

January 21st will be a day of virtual conversations, artistic expressions, music performances, teach-ins, vigils and around-the-table family ceremonies. Some events will focus on grief and healing; others on justice and reckoning, others on joy and rising. All of them will have one thing in common: the expression of a “people’s oath” that recommits us to our core values and to one another…

What do you mean by ‘love’?

Love without limit. Not civility. Not a rush to forgiveness. Not healing without accountability. This is love that anchors nonviolent social movements for justice. The People’s Inauguration brings to life the “revolutionary love” proclaimed by the visionary writer and activist Valarie Kaur…

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Late Night Trump Insurrection Open Thread: It Only Gets Uglier

by Anne Laurie|  January 13, 202112:51 am| 82 Comments

This post is in: domestic terrorists, Information As Power, Open Threads, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

?BREAKING: Rep. Mikie Sherrill (D-NJ), a Navy veteran and Annapolis grad who sits on the House Armed Services Committee, said she saw fellow members of Congress "who had groups coming through the Capitol that I saw on Jan. 5, a reconnaissance for the next day." pic.twitter.com/YbZkW1qq7T

— John Kruzel (@johnkruzel) January 13, 2021

Rep. Sherrill, of the Blue Dog Caucus, was a Navy pilot and a federal prosecutor. She has an M.Sc.from the London School of Economics, and a J.D. from Georgetown University Law Center. Since I’m not on Facebook, I’ve only seen the clip above, plus the breaking news reports, about her comments this evening… but she does not seem like the sort to throw around allegations she doesn’t fully understand.

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