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Lock Him Up…Lock Them All Up

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Monday Morning Open Thread: Preparing to Take Out the Trash

by Anne Laurie|  January 11, 20217:14 am| 202 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, GOP Death Cult, NANCY SMASH!, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

Tonight, in the first interview with Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi since a mob smashed its way through the Capitol, Speaker Pelosi tells Lesley Stahl one motivation for impeaching POTUS is to assure he never runs for the presidency again. https://t.co/GB0n5UOLgK pic.twitter.com/aU6dCSO2BQ

— 60 Minutes (@60Minutes) January 10, 2021

Consequences?!? gasps Lelie Stahl, for a *Republican*?

Consequences, Speaker Pelosi asserts grimly.

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Sunday Rabble-Rousing Open Thread: IMPEACH HIM NOW

by Anne Laurie|  January 10, 20218:07 am| 136 Comments

This post is in: Goddamned Traitors, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Trumpery, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi told lawmakers to be prepared to return to Washington for action on President Trump https://t.co/t0bX4tspe3

— Bloomberg (@business) January 10, 2021

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Schadenfreudelicious Link: “”The Stink of His Family Is Nearly Impossible to Get Off”: Jared and Ivanka’s Final Chapter in Washington Demolished Their Future”

by Anne Laurie|  January 9, 20214:06 pm| 147 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Excellent Links, Trump Crime Cartel, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

“People used to fear Trump’s wrath,” a former friend of Ivanka’s said. “Now they fear his affiliation.” https://t.co/qknf6igfb0

— Liam Stack (@liamstack) January 8, 2021

Of course, chances are that the younger Trump/Kushners will be miraculously rehabilitated no later than the 2020 midterms, but it’s nice to know they’re currently suffering the worst such can suffer…

… Ivanka and her husband, Jared Kushner, have spent the past five years performing a mincing dance around reality, spinning their own parallel universe instead. When it suited them, they were the loudest, most trusted voices in President Trump’s ear, with outsize presences and responsibilities. When it was less advantageous, they shrunk out of sight. As for their influence, well, there was only so much they could do, they’d say. Dad would ultimately be dad…

There aren’t many friends left, but as of this week, there were plenty of people who would either tolerate Javanka or at least bite their tongues: people who had known them for years, people who’d hold their noses to do business with them, people who didn’t much care for their administration but certainly didn’t mind the lower tax rates, the deregulation, the proximity to power. As such, they kept their disdain quiet, at least beyond their immediate social circles.

That changed on Wednesday…

Other longtime friends told me on Thursday that many people who hadn’t wanted to get political were looking to get their feet wet. “It feels like everyone on the Upper East Side is texting me today. Suddenly they all want to join the Resistance,” the former friend said.

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Pre-Dawn Schadenfreude Open Thread: Who’s Got Two Thumbs & Nothing He Can Do With Them?…

by Anne Laurie|  January 9, 20216:06 am| 109 Comments

This post is in: Information As Power, Open Threads, Trumpery, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up, Schadenfreude

And now
The end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
But not on
Twitter or Reddit or Facebook https://t.co/mZh8LPx3Mi

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) January 8, 2021

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Thursday Evening Open Thread: Dump Him ASAP

by Anne Laurie|  January 7, 20217:06 pm| 184 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, domestic terrorists, NANCY SMASH!, Open Threads, Trumpery, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

Thursday Evening Open Thread

(Clay Jones via GoComics.com)
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The quickest and most effective way—it can be done today—to remove this president from office would be for the Vice President to immediately invoke the 25th amendment.

If the Vice President and the Cabinet refuse to stand up, Congress must reconvene to impeach President Trump.

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) January 7, 2021

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Insurrection Open Thread: There Is No Reasoning With These People

by Anne Laurie|  January 7, 202112:15 am| 214 Comments

This post is in: domestic terrorists, Goddamned Traitors, GOP Death Cult, Trump Crime Cartel, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

45% of Republicans approve of the storming of the Capitol building. https://t.co/th0ldyK1IC pic.twitter.com/JnFFsZ4obo

— Catherine Rampell (@crampell) January 7, 2021

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Insurrection Open Thread: Disgraceful

by Anne Laurie|  January 6, 20216:22 pm| 125 Comments

This post is in: domestic terrorists, Goddamned Traitors, GOP Death Cult, Open Threads, Trump Crime Cartel, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

Trump repeats claims about the election being stolen from him but says, "We can't play into the hands of these people…So go home. We love you. You're very special…I know how you feel, but go home & go in peace." His former chief of staff said many are "domestic terrorists."

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) January 6, 2021

It would be shameful, but these people — and particularly their Dear Leader — are incapable of shame.

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