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Lock Him Up…Lock Them All Up

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread: The Biden Transition Continues

by Anne Laurie|  November 18, 20207:14 am| 273 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

Breaking: Biden/Harris just became the first presidential ticket in U.S. history to surpass 79 million votes. https://t.co/9dMmSHHdVa?

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) November 17, 2020

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Repub Venality Open Thread: Where Is Bill ‘Ever Lower’ Barr?

by Anne Laurie|  October 14, 20204:51 pm| 77 Comments

This post is in: GOP Death Cult, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

I know Bill Barr refuses to release the results of his Covid-19 test but shouldn’t someone who hasn’t seen it publish a “summary” of it that baselessly claims what‘s in it and the media has to print the allegation without attribution or does that only happen when Barr does it

— Matt Negrin, HOST OF HARDBALL AT 7PM ON MSNBC (@MattNegrin) October 10, 2020

BREAKING ?: Bill Barr's Justice Department concedes that Obama DID NOT "spy" on Trump or his campaign. https://t.co/KsALK0jKi1

— Matt Rogers ? ? (@Politidope) October 14, 2020

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Late Night Open Thread: Young Prince Jared, Rear Admiral of the #FAIL Flotilla

by Anne Laurie|  September 10, 202011:43 pm| 55 Comments

This post is in: GOP Death Cult, Open Threads, Trump Crime Cartel, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

Jared Kushner told Woodward, “The most dangerous people around the president are overconfident idiots.”

Irony is dead, its corpse was chopped into little pieces, the pieces were burned and the ashes were fired into the sun.

— Joshua Holland ? (@JoshuaHol) September 9, 2020

If we all get out of this alive, I really want to spend some extra time on how unbelievably fucking dumb Jared Kushner is. https://t.co/MwiF9QvdRh

— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) September 9, 2020

Bob Woodward's new book portrays Jared Kushner as both the most important adviser in the White House and someone who couldn’t quite grasp how government works—even though he was handed responsibility for wide swaths of it https://t.co/npRXoyQvM9

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) September 10, 2020

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Thursday Evening Open Thread: Last Night of the RNC Con

by Anne Laurie|  August 27, 20205:47 pm| 151 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, GOP Death Cult, Open Threads, Trump Crime Cartel, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

Full-page ad on the back of the A-section of today’s ⁦@washingtonpost⁩ — pic.twitter.com/LaivusLlrn

— Karen Tumulty (@ktumulty) August 27, 2020

And the @nytimes as well.

— Karen Tumulty (@ktumulty) August 27, 2020

The message of this convention is that Trump has no friends that he doesn't pay.

— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) August 27, 2020

Or that don’t pay him...

No Kukli, but I’ll take it. https://t.co/6bgVxFJoN9

— Mig Greengard (@chessninja) August 27, 2020

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RNC Con Open Thread: What of the Lowliest Minions, in Charlotte?

by Anne Laurie|  August 24, 20209:33 am| 154 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, GOP Death Cult, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Trump Crime Cartel, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

The vast majority of Republican voters approve of the U.S. economy’s state and how the government handled the coronavirus, saying the level of deaths has been “acceptable,” a new poll shows https://t.co/WumDBTdVbX

— Bloomberg (@business) August 23, 2020

Ordinary mortals may not agree, but the Loyal 32% love their Dear Leader! And their fellow Death Cultists, too also!

“There’s some illegal hugging going on,” @HenryBarbour tells @anniekarni. “We all feel very safe because we all took a test before we came and when I got to the hotel, a lovely lady stuck a cotton swab into my brain.” https://t.co/QUGkZGkQYl

— Michael Kruse (@michaelkruse) August 23, 2020


(Write your own ‘tests came back negative’ joke)

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PSA: Donald’s New Drug Can Kill You

by Cheryl Rofer|  August 17, 202010:06 am| 81 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

Man, I hate articles like the one in Axios about Donald’s latest snake oil. I’m not going to link to it. It should have started with

OLEANDRIN CAN KILL YOU, AND OTHER EXTRACTS FROM THE OLEANDER PLANT *WILL* KILL YOU

Instead, it cites papers to look authoritative and buries a quote from one researcher that translates to

DO NOT DO THIS

and shows pretty flowers in the pill bottle.

One of the heuristics I’ve carried with me from my time in California is “Oleander is poison. Do not eat.” The flowers are pretty, and it’s everywhere in California. So when I saw this a week or so ago, I did some research. Apparently oleandrin is one of the less toxic oleander components. It’s being used experimentally against cancer. God only knows why anyone is researching it for COVID-19, because it’s still pretty toxic. Not a path I would take until less toxic alternatives are exhausted.

It also looked like people refer to broader extracts from oleander as “oleandrin,” not just one component. So it’s only a matter of time until someone dies.

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Sunday Evening Open Thread: Gulfing

by Anne Laurie|  July 26, 20209:15 pm| 176 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Past Elections, Trump Crime Cartel, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

Saturday. pic.twitter.com/b6Twgzmqxj

— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) July 26, 2020

He was golfing with Brett farve yesterday. The only vaccine they were talking about was the one to cure sexually transmitted diseases https://t.co/q0z51odmQX

— jim manley (@jamespmanley) July 26, 2020

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