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Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: Cannibal-in-Chief

by Anne Laurie|  May 27, 202011:48 pm| 63 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

there is an 80% consensus trump is mentally unfit for office across the full spectrum of voters. if everyone started being blunt this fact would be more conventional. the only honest disagreement remaining is over whether to put up with it or not.

— kilgore trout, potato thief (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 27, 2020

The thing this @politicoalex story about Bossie and Lewandowski at the WH underscores is how much the president spends time telling folks he misses the old 2016 days https://t.co/WPtXay3mj1

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) May 27, 2020

Bossie’s an old-school, successful ratfvcker — which is why the #failsons and luzers in Trump’s permanent cortege hate him. Lewandowski’s a no-neck two-bit thug, which probably intimidates Jared and Stephen Miller, and it won’t surprise me when rumors leak out that he tried to throw hands on Parscale. Insert ‘Let them fight’ gif —

… Republicans involved with setting up the Thursday meeting with Trump’s state directors said they were taken aback by Bossie and Lewandowski’s warning. They felt the need to mollify Trump, who has been kept abreast of his reelection effort but hasn’t always been aware of the granular, on-the-ground details.

The sequence, which was described by four people familiar with what transpired, offered the latest snapshot of Trump’s angst about his battleground state standing. With just five months until the election, the president has been privately expressing concern about his poll numbers and senior Republicans are openly sounding alarms about his swing state prospects...

When the discussion turned to Arizona in the Thursday meeting, Trump and his political advisers expressed concern about GOP Sen. Martha McSally’s campaign to win the seat to which she was appointed in 2018. The president waved in Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, who was there to meet with him on a separate matter, for the discussion.

Those present in the meeting also voiced worry about the prospects of another red state senator, Georgia Republican Kelly Loeffler. The senator had at the time been under federal investigation for stock trades, though the Department of Justice has since dropped the investigation.

Georgia, like Arizona, hasn’t been won by a Democratic presidential candidate in decades. But recent surveys have shown Trump on shaky ground, including one commissioned by the political team of GOP Gov. Brian Kemp that had the president running neck-and-neck with Biden.

On Tuesday, the campaign announced that it was promoting former White House political director Bill Stepien to deputy campaign manager. The move was described as an attempt to provide additional support to campaign manager Brad Parscale, though some in the White House viewed it as a check on Parscale…

Whisper: Mitch McConnell doesn’t care whether Trump wins in November. Mitch has his wife’s multimillions to fall back on, not to mention his own ties to Putin. Mitch would be just as happy to see a Democrat in the Oval Office next year, so he could go back to being ‘the (dis)loyal opposition…

I remember 2016. He absolutely loved holding court on Morning Joe (which happily let him.) They were the rare media figures he saw as equals. He only switched to Fox & Friends out of a bruised ego and he doesn't respect any of those chucklef***s.

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) May 24, 2020

Trump, screaming unmasked spittle over a whirling helicopter: 'well as you saw he likes me again now, he's a patriot. Some called him Cannibal Carl but all the tough guys love Trump. I love tough guys. Obama with his broken tests left the grocery stores empty. I re-opened Meat.'

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) May 27, 2020

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Late Night ‘Laugh to Keep From Crying’ Open Thread: Mission Accomplished!

by Anne Laurie|  May 13, 202012:43 am| 57 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

This banner seems… like a direct invitation to Photoshoppers everywhere. https://t.co/VQpYY1QUSf

— James West (@jameswest2010) May 11, 2020

pic.twitter.com/Wxeji0OL1Y

— D R (@Monstorer) May 11, 2020

pic.twitter.com/acDIQdCtnv

— Schooley (@Rschooley) May 12, 2020

Can someone do one in a crude scrawl font that says:

“Send help. It’s spreading in here. — WH Staff”

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) May 11, 2020

Leave it blank. It looks like a surrender flag.

— TG221 (@TG22110) May 11, 2020

pic.twitter.com/dOlqoNHJBy

— SF Michael (@mjasfca) May 11, 2020

This is the winner. pic.twitter.com/N7rMnIAMeM

— The Gaf (@thegaf) May 11, 2020

#TransmissionAccomplished America leads the world in DEATH. pic.twitter.com/YUTKRNOgNe

— Joe Neurotic (@kierondwyer) May 11, 2020

my big prevailed president can’t walk around his own house without a high risk of infection https://t.co/2tP9ZQ8HrF

— kilgore trout, multiyear slanderer (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 11, 2020

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We Might Want To Discuss This…

by Tom Levenson|  April 13, 20202:51 pm| 181 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up, Rare Sincerity

It really isn’t 2016 anymore:

WASHINGTON (AP) — Bernie Sanders endorsed Joe Biden’s presidential candidacy on Monday as he made a joint online appearance with the former vice president.

“I am asking all Americans, I’m asking every Democrat, I’m asking every independent, I’m asking a lot of Republicans to come together in this campaign to support your candidacy, which I endorse,” Sanders said.

“We’ve got to make Trump a one-term president,” Sanders added. “I will do all that I can to make that happen.”

Sanders dropped out of the race for the Democratic nomination last week.

“We don’t have a choice, we’re going to have to come together,” Sanders said, “to work our way out of this crisis.”

We Might Want To Discuss This...

I’ve had my moments of Bernie (and especially -bro) F&L. But credit to the man. He didn’t waste time on this go around, and he clearly understands what’s at stake.

The running commentary on the livestream he did (is doing?) with Biden was…predictable: the dead enders still hitting their marks (nothing Biden can say will ever be enough; nothing Sanders says is persuasive). But fuck’em*.

They’re irrelevant at this point.

This is what matters: Trump is killing Americans by word and deed, and will continue to do so until he’s carted out the Oval.

All hands on deck. It’s lead, follow or get the hell out of the way time.  Kudos, sincerely, to Senator Bernie Sanders, for recognizing this urgency, and choosing to both lead and follow.

*Miss you still, e.f. goldman.

Image: Adolph von Menzel, Wellington and Blücher in the Battle of Waterloo, 1858

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Tuesday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  January 28, 20206:27 am| 217 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Trumpery, Assholes, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

The Emperor's New Garments - Tom Toles

(Tom Toles via GoComics.com)

The biggest troll Nancy Pelosi could pull rn is to wander in front of a lot of cameras and wonder why Trump’s closest aides don’t want to defend the president in the Senate

“With the president under attack, they’re choosing to remain silent? You’d think they’d be more loyal.”

— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) January 27, 2020

Fun reminder that the State of the Union is a week from tomorrow. If the Senate does call witnesses, which is far more likely than it was just 24 hours ago, this means that the trial will likely extend into next week.

— Grace Segers (@Grace_Segers) January 27, 2020

Being in the middle of a drawn out fight to prevent witnesses would make for a real fun State of the Union. https://t.co/M4DpkM26AD

— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 27, 2020

Who will invite John Bolton to be their guest at the State of the Union?

— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 27, 2020

Pity the poor GOP Senate caucus, upset that they were caught off guard by the news cycle about Bolton’s book rather than, you know, the damning facts contained in Bolton’s book. https://t.co/KtvjpVVob2

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) January 27, 2020

As one does when someone might spill how innocent they are. https://t.co/MQJEcL0eLD

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) January 28, 2020

I love the Hunter Biden stuff because it’s rare to have such a clear tell of bad faith. The second someone mentions him you don’t need to take them seriously. The goddamn president of the USA was impeached for deadly serious abuses. But Hunter! And they know just how lame it is. https://t.co/MM7ER7eRgp

— Mig Greengard (@chessninja) January 28, 2020

these dopes are the only ones surprised the White House ever saw them as anything more than completely expendable human shields https://t.co/WAcmbbNWoF

— shauna (@goldengateblond) January 27, 2020

Trump didn't do the thing he's accused of doing, but if he did it was fine, and in fact that's exactly what he did, get over it, because it's not only fine, it's precisely what we want from a president, and can you believe that Biden did the same thing, shame on him.

— Peter Suderman (@petersuderman) January 27, 2020

GOP Senators need to talk to some of the Trump organization’s contractors to understand their role in his story.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 28, 2020

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Senate Impeachment Open Thread: Big Contrast

by Anne Laurie|  January 23, 20209:57 pm| 79 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Hearings, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Venality, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

“Based on what I've seen in this impeachment trial so far, it's pretty clear that there are some Republicans who are challenged on the concept of conflict of interest.” Warren on GOP claims that she can’t sit on Trump’s impeachment trial while running for his seat. pic.twitter.com/kqtTJBU2uW

— Kadia Goba (@kadiagoba) January 23, 2020

"We see in the timeline laid out yesterday by Adam Schiff just evidence of mounting corruption within the Trump Administration. That's basically what this impeachment is all about." – Warren before going into Senate chambers on Day 3 of President Trump's impeachment trial.

— Kadia Goba (@kadiagoba) January 23, 2020

The “loyal” opposition:

Tried to ask Ted Cruz if he defends Trump conduct on Ukraine, and if Trump call with Zelensky was “perfect.” He said: “You asked a question last night let me let someone else ask a question.” Then @npfandos asked the same question, he ignored it. He took one other q, then split

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) January 24, 2020

Eastern and Byzantine despots in the Middle Ages liked to employ eunuchs who were not a threat to the dynasty and remained loyal to the master since they were viscerally despised outside the palace.
It's nice that modern medical technology has allowed them to grow facial hair. https://t.co/21AjBJ4mVs

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) January 23, 2020

Representing Indiana:

Wait, you’re tweeting this out yourself? You think this makes you look … good? https://t.co/aHB0R0Mb8W

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) January 23, 2020

The saying used to be "there is always a tweet"… now there is a the saying "there is always a photo with Lev for anyone defending Trump" pic.twitter.com/gwf4ARKhKw

— Grandpa Rufus ™ (@Grandpa_Rufus) January 23, 2020

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Tuesday Morning Open Thread: The Road Goes Ever On

by Anne Laurie|  January 21, 20206:02 am| 215 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

GOP Thru the Looking Glass - Tom Toles

(Tom Toles via GoComics.com)

 
Another one of the ‘holiday’ weeks, where everyone tries to fit five days’ work into four days.

The Lewis Carroll School of Law has its commencement speaker. https://t.co/RtrCTOGDyo

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) January 20, 2020

Once again, from the presidential historian peanut gallery, these are not normal numbers for an incumbent. Exposing the abuse of power and the obstruction of an investigation is having a significant impact on this administration. https://t.co/nVIZduaAPZ

— Julian Zelizer (@julianzelizer) January 20, 2020

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Repub Venality Open Thread: But Rod Rosenstein Had Only the *Best* Intentions!

by Anne Laurie|  January 18, 20206:59 pm| 106 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Trumpery, Assholes, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

Rod Rosenstein said in a court filing submitted shortly before midnight Friday he made the decision to share the messages with the press in part to protect FBI agent Peter Strzok and FBI attorney Lisa Page from unfair criticism. https://t.co/0K9QjebKLt by @joshgerstein @politico

— Darren Samuelsohn (@dsamuelsohn) January 18, 2020

There is nobody within the Trump orbit who isn’t compromised. Another ‘with only the best intentions’ criminal steps forward in this week’s Friday night doc dump, per Politico:

Former Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein authorized the release to the media of text messages between two highly placed FBI employees who exchanged criticism of then-candidate Donald Trump during the 2016 presidential campaign, the Justice Department has revealed in a new court filing.

Rosenstein also said in the court filing submitted shortly before midnight Friday that he made the decision to share the messages with the press in part to protect FBI agent Peter Strzok and FBI attorney Lisa Page from the drip effect of incremental releases of the texts by lawmakers or others…

Strzok and Page filed separate lawsuits against the Justice Department last year, alleging that the release of their text messages violated the Privacy Act — an almost half-century-old statute that safeguards information federal agencies hold about private individuals.

Despite the litigation, until Friday it remained unclear just who at Justice gave the final OK to give about 375 Strzok-Page texts to journalists — including a POLITICO reporter — on the evening of December 12, 2017.

In a formal declaration submitted as part of the government’s defense to Strzok’s suit, Rosenstein owned up to being the one who made the call. He said he did so in part because the texts’ public release by members of Congress was inevitable in connection with testimony he was set to give to the House Judiciary Committee the following day…

Rosenstein, who stepped down from his position as Justice’s No. 2 official last May, said in his new submission that his aides initially suggested he might want to delay sending the texts to Congress until after his House testimony. But the veteran prosecutor said he concluded it would be “inappropriate” to hold them back, even briefly, for that reason…

While Rosenstein said the disclosure to the media was aimed at putting the messages in context, Strzok and Page have noted that the set of fewer than 400 texts sent to the Hill and shared with reporters that night was just a tiny fraction of the tens of thousands of messages the pair exchanged on work topics as well as personal matters…

Rosenstein’s statement does not indicate whether he consulted with Page, Strzok or their attorneys to seek their views on the planned release, but he had them informed that night that the disclosure was forthcoming. The former DOJ No. 2 official said he did have one of his top aides confirm with Justice’s top privacy official that the disclosure would not run afoul of the Privacy Act…

Special Counsel Robert Mueller removed Strzok from his senior role on the Trump-Russia probe after learning of the texts in the summer of 2017. Page, who worked on the earlier stages of the investigation, had already moved on to another assignment.

The FBI fired Strzok in 2018, while Page ultimately resigned from the agency.

In a statement published last month by the Daily Beast, Rosenstein argued the Justice Department was not responsible for the criticism Page has endured. However, without getting into detail or directly challenging Trump, the former DOJ official said some of the attacks on her had gone too far…

Sure, I gave a known character assassin a powerful metaphorical gun, along with the names & addresses of a couple of tempting victims. But you can’t blame me for the fact that he killed them! I only did it to protect them!

As I’ve said, when the history of this Administration is written, Rod Rosenstein will be the villain who protected Trump, not the hero who protected us. https://t.co/KsaVZ9U4g9

— Neera Tanden (@neeratanden) January 18, 2020

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