Your subsidies dry up and your kids, suddenly denied youtube, form a maize-centric cult that purges all adults and outlanders. https://t.co/0HncqjOV8F
— Zeddy (@Zeddary) August 23, 2019
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“Becaue universal background checks would be… intrusive… “
They built a prototype that can detect behaviors and character traits associated with serial killers and potential school shooters. Sadly the machine overloaded and set itself on fire after it was tested on Stephen Miller. https://t.co/FS1Jk0Zr1z
— Zeddy (@Zeddary) August 22, 2019
The government’s not going to do gun control so they’re thinking about doing Minority Report instead. https://t.co/L3zIFtU5GS
— Matt Pearce ?? (@mattdpearce) August 22, 2019
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Somebody watched one too many Cold War thrillers…
Hi, just in case you didn't think things could get weirder, the former CEO of Overstock is on Fox saying that the feds told him he should sleep with Maria Butina pic.twitter.com/3KvkLRhYUL
— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) August 22, 2019
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Finally… minor, but still irksome:
“I’m going to stick around. Period,” John Delaney says of a presidential campaign that began not this July, or last July, but the July before that. pic.twitter.com/rzFbUOXUlU
— Christopher Cadelago (@ccadelago) August 23, 2019
STOP TRYING TO MAKE ‘DELANY’ HAPPEN, JOHN! YOU’RE NOT GONNA HAPPEN!
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