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Nobody could have predicted

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Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: Snippets for Insomniacs

by Anne Laurie|  August 23, 20191:28 am| 74 Comments

This post is in: Gun Issues, Open Threads, Russiagate, All Too Normal, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Clown car, Nobody could have predicted

Your subsidies dry up and your kids, suddenly denied youtube, form a maize-centric cult that purges all adults and outlanders. https://t.co/0HncqjOV8F

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) August 23, 2019


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“Becaue universal background checks would be… intrusive… “

They built a prototype that can detect behaviors and character traits associated with serial killers and potential school shooters. Sadly the machine overloaded and set itself on fire after it was tested on Stephen Miller. https://t.co/FS1Jk0Zr1z

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) August 22, 2019

The government’s not going to do gun control so they’re thinking about doing Minority Report instead. https://t.co/L3zIFtU5GS

— Matt Pearce ?? (@mattdpearce) August 22, 2019


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Somebody watched one too many Cold War thrillers…

Hi, just in case you didn't think things could get weirder, the former CEO of Overstock is on Fox saying that the feds told him he should sleep with Maria Butina pic.twitter.com/3KvkLRhYUL

— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) August 22, 2019


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Finally… minor, but still irksome:

“I’m going to stick around. Period,” John Delaney says of a presidential campaign that began not this July, or last July, but the July before that. pic.twitter.com/rzFbUOXUlU

— Christopher Cadelago (@ccadelago) August 23, 2019


STOP TRYING TO MAKE ‘DELANY’ HAPPEN, JOHN! YOU’RE NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

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Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: The Repub Revanchists

by Anne Laurie|  August 15, 20192:34 am| 29 Comments

This post is in: Civil Rights, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Decline and Fall, Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue, Nobody could have predicted

No matter how grotesquely sexist / racist / classist the GOP as a whole devolves, Rep. ‘Pigmuck’ King will strive to be that little bit worse. From the Des Moines Register – “U.S. Rep. Steve King: If not for rape and incest, ‘would there be any population left?'” —

U.S. Rep. Steve King told the Westside Conservative Club on Wednesday that humanity might not exist if not for rape and incest.

“What if we went back through all the family trees and just pulled those people out that were products of rape and incest? Would there be any population of the world left if we did that?” he said at the event in Urbandale, Iowa…

The Kiron Republican was defending his position of not allowing exceptions for rape and incest in the anti-abortion legislation he tried to pass in Congress. Republican leadership had prevented the bills he sponsored on banning abortions from advancing through the House, despite GOP support for the measures, King said…

He actually said that, in front of the cameras — there’s video. Of course the whole forced-birth ‘But what if that aborted baby would’ve been the next Einstein?’ trope has been in use for at least the last forty years, but count on Rep. Pigmuck to bring his own personal touch. And he’s not sorry, either; he insists the outcry that’s greeted his flapmouth bigotry is nothing but a plot by his enemies…

… In the hours after his remarks to the breakfast meeting, condemnation of his comments poured in from Democrats, including those running for president, as well as some Republicans…

“People think it was an organic media feeding frenzy, but no, it was orchestrated from the beginning,” he said Wednesday. “They had told me, ‘Heads up before Christmas: They’re going to try to drive you out of office and get you to resign.’ Within 24 hours, you had people saying, ‘Resign, resign, resign.’ Why? Because the New York Times misquoted me?”

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The INF Treaty Ends

by Cheryl Rofer|  August 3, 201912:25 pm| 34 Comments

This post is in: Rofer on Nuclear Issues, Assholes, Nobody could have predicted

Valued commenter Gin & Tonic asked if I plan to write on the end of the INF Treaty. I hadn’t intended to – there’s an enormous amount of good commentary (Twitter threads here and here) on it – but as I thought about it, I have some thoughts beyond the standard commentary.

First, an overview of the situation.

The Intermediate Nuclear Forces Treaty was concluded between the US and the USSR in 1987. Both countries had been emplacing missiles in Europe in such a way as to dangerously shorten the warning time for a nuclear attack on Europe or Moscow. The treaty banned a whole class of missiles and largely ended the nuclear terrors of the early 1980s.

John Bolton despises arms control treaties. His rationale seems to be that the United States should give up no scrap of sovereignty for any reason whatsoever, and agreeing to limit nuclear weapons is an unjustified violation of sovereignty. Donald Trump has no idea of treaties, but if there are going to be treaties, they should only be the greatest treaties that only he could negotiate.

Russia has been violating the INF Treaty for several years now. In my opinion, the Obama administration should have tried harder to meet with Russia over the violations and resolve them. But they didn’t. All treaties have provisions for dealing with alleged violations, and the INF Treaty was no exception. But neither the Obama administration nor the Trump administration took that path.

In addition to Bolton’s hatred for treaties and Trump’s narcissism, others have suggested that China’s increasing military power justifies leaving the treaty so that the US can build missiles to use in a war against China. It’s hard for me to write that with a straight face. A US war with China is highly improbable, and that such missiles would be useful is moreso. That’s all I’ll say about that in this post.

And, of course, there is the influence of the defense industry and academic types who like to see yet another way to blow things up. So the treaty ended yesterday.

That’s the overview. The INF Treaty has some emotional overtones for me that I think have more general reverberations.

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Late Night Pushback Open Thread: You Come At the King, You Best Not Miss…

by Anne Laurie|  July 29, 20191:01 am| 39 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Fuck Yeah!, Nobody could have predicted

If this empty-suit, race-hating fraud had to actually visit West Baltimore for five minutes and meet any of the American citizens who endure there, he’d wet himself. https://t.co/QBSed1S4c8

— David Simon (@AoDespair) July 27, 2019

It means the president, if he stepped out of his limo and found himself suddenly a racial minority, would wet himself on that fundamental alone. The humanity of those he encountered could not matter to him; only their lack of whiteness and his discomfort. So he won't come. https://t.co/kkU8MggT3G

— David Simon (@AoDespair) July 27, 2019

The Sun, where I worked for 13 years, is a centrist, MOR newspaper. And national policies and paradigms are bigger than partisan banter. You're wandering into a prepared enfilade of belt-fed macroeconomics and institutional racism flashing a bent butterknife of Democrats-are-bad. https://t.co/Q2jG8901jP

— David Simon (@AoDespair) July 27, 2019

I’m particularly impressed with his skill at responding to the exact level of witlessness in each attack:

You wouldn't know misleading if it crawled from your asshole and latched on to your scrotum. 7-MD includes large tracts of Howard & Baltimore County, both quite affluent, as well as the city. Trump cites only the city because he's a racist and it only works for his argument. You? https://t.co/rFM8kvAPEx

— David Simon (@AoDespair) July 27, 2019

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Repubs in Disarray!… Open Thread: Lee Atwater Wept

by Anne Laurie|  July 18, 20198:39 pm| 164 Comments

This post is in: Civil Rights, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!, All Too Normal, Assholes, Nobody could have predicted

Brilliant. pic.twitter.com/RIqFUpcz8K

— a.d.r. (@Adrian_Rutt) July 18, 2019

The ‘smart’ ones don’t mind the racism, of course, but they wish the Oval Office Squatter could be a little more discreet in front of the media kiddies…

a mini contest always breaks out at Trump rallies, among crowd, to yell the most eye popping thing as the president speaks on a given subject. that's what's missed on TV

ppl yelling about hillary/AOC/Pelosi/media. One woman just yelled "obama sucks" outta nowhere. never stops

— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) July 18, 2019

It's the Idiocracy version of The Two Minutes Hate.

— Ed Wright II (@EdWrightII) July 18, 2019

hey guys call me crazy but I'm beginning to suspect that these Nazi dipshits chanting "send her back" aren't really anxious about the economy

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) July 18, 2019

pic.twitter.com/nu34MwyDgN

— ednycinc44 (@ednycinc44) July 18, 2019

House GOP leaders raised the "send her back" chant at breakfast with VP Pence this morning & cautioned, "we cannot be defined by this," per Rep. Mark Walker, who called it "something that we want to address early" before it becomes a campaign staple like "lock her up"

— Julie Davis (@juliehdavis) July 18, 2019

Trump claims he tried to shut down the “send her back” chants — which just echoed the messages of his tweets and remarks in recent days. That is a lie. It’s on video. For 13 seconds, he just basked in the chant. pic.twitter.com/RB4kKMFTAo

— Brian Klaas (@brianklaas) July 18, 2019

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread: Now *We* Have “the Bigger Half”

by Anne Laurie|  July 17, 20194:55 am| 186 Comments

This post is in: Civil Rights, Dolt 45, Fables Of The Reconstruction, Hail to the Hairpiece, Immigration, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, All Too Normal, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Just Shut the Fuck Up, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom, Nobody could have predicted, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

When you get mad and kick the chessboard so the pieces go flying in every direction, technically that IS 3-D chess.

— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) July 16, 2019

On these 71/72 analogies, a key issue. Back in I think 1971 Pat Buchanan, then a young aide and speechwriter to Nixon wrote a memo to the president and his top advisors in which he said – and this is close to verbatim but from memory – ‘we need to cut the country …

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) July 17, 2019

3/ around crime. His half was bigger. Watergate upended that briefly. But only briefly. The logic of the Trump presidency is to continually divide the country, maximize polarization. The difference is that Trump’s half is clearly the smaller half. This was true even in victory.

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) July 17, 2019

5/ trying as much as possible to demoralize, exhaust and gaslight the opposition, psych everyone out, trigger spoiler third parties and more. There’s really no 12 dimensional chess. Every day is another Trump tally. More racism and rage to keep his diehards boiling.

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) July 17, 2019

7/ have to overcome those tilted odds. But they can. Because there are more of them.

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) July 17, 2019


 
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

.@mkraju: Senator McConnell, you're married to an immigrant who's a naturalized US citizen. If someone was to tell her she should go back to her country because of her criticism of federal policy, wouldn't you consider that a racist attack?

McCONNELL: … ?? pic.twitter.com/z5Bpc1hKC6

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 16, 2019

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Acosta out

by David Anderson|  July 12, 20199:48 am| 171 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Assholes, Good News For Conservatives, Nobody could have predicted, Our Awesome Meritocracy

BREAKING: Alexander Acosta stepping down as Labor secretary https://t.co/tkjNavjDNU

— POLITICO (@politico) July 12, 2019

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