The incredible unveiling of Rudy Giuliani, Ace Defense Counsel™ continues apace, as Talking Points Memo documents:
After Giuliani claimed on Sunday that Trump never signed a letter of intent for the project, CNN obtained a copy of the letter, which contained Trump’s signature. [link in the original]
Chris Cuomo actually had the gall, the infinite gall, to brandish the signed letter, complete w. Donald Trump’s self-implicating scrawl, on live camera! What’s an Ace Defense Counsel™ to do?
Never fear, never flinch, and always remember the last refuge of the fidelity-challenged: “who you going to believe, me, or your lying eyes.”
In the interview with the Daily News, Giuliani refused to acknowledge that he told CNN Sunday that “no one signed the letter.”
“I don’t think I said nobody signed it,” Giuliani told the Daily News.
Ummm. Rudy. There is videotape!
Anyway, says Ace Defense Counsel™, what’s a little light conflict of interest. Seriously, folks, what do you expect a perpetually-skating-the-edge-of-bankruptcy to do? And who the f**k cares anyway?
But Giuliani argued during an interview with New York Daily News that the letter is “bullshit because it didn’t go anywhere.” [link in the original]
According to this line of analysis by our Ace Defense Counsel™, if an attempted coition fails to reach fruition, it don’t count. That is, one can remain mostly virginal, as long as you don’t fully enjoy yourself.
This is funny. It really is. It would be more so, of course, if it wasn’t so damn serious, if this weren’t the state of affairs that emerges when small time and stupid crooks wield enormous power.