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Sunday Afternoon Open Thread: Good News, Sorta

by Anne Laurie|  November 6, 20223:41 pm| 88 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Tech News & Issues, Schadenfreude

NEWS: Twitter will halt handing out blue verification badges until AFTER the Tues US Midterm elections, per people familiar

w/ @kateconger @RMac18 https://t.co/4L1EctMTIn

— rat king 🐀 (@MikeIsaac) November 6, 2022

…[M]any Twitter users and employees raised concerns that the new pay-for-play badges could cause confusion ahead of Tuesday’s elections because users could easily create verified accounts — say, posing as President Biden or as lawmakers or news outlets and publishing false information about voting results — which could potentially sow discord. In an internal Slack channel on Saturday, one Twitter employee asked why the social network was “making such a risky change before elections, which has the potential of causing election interference.”

A manager working on the verification badge project responded on Sunday that “we’ve made the decision to move the launch of this release to Nov. 9, after the election.”

Twitter, whose communications team has been almost entirely laid off, did not immediately respond to a request for comment. Nov. 9 is the day immediately following Tuesday’s election, and many races may still be undecided as votes are tallied…

(But there’s also persistent rumors that the new verification process launch isn’t going well at all, so delaying further highly public changes might be self-protective as well.)

I had heard that Ross Perot's company was famous for trying to build the plane while flying it, metaphorically speaking. Twitter is currently trying to vandalize the plane while flying it into a mountain.

— Jort-Michel Connard ?? (@torriangray) November 5, 2022

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Late Night Open Thread: Squawk!

by Anne Laurie|  November 5, 20223:01 am| 41 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Tech News & Issues, Schadenfreude

These are my resident parasites.

They take what isn't theirs, make a mess of the place, scare away the legit garden animals & spend most of the day screaming nonsense in the hopes of getting a handout.

…

I named them "Eric" & "Junior"#Vaticats pic.twitter.com/vK4QbOYW87

— Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ (@padresj) November 3, 2022

Musk: I don't sleep
Me: I get why teens brag about that, but doesn't that impact your judgement
Musk: LEEROY JENKINS!

— ProofOfBurden (@ProofofBurden) November 4, 2022

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Late Night Open Thread: But Seriously: Financing Elon’s Ego

by Anne Laurie|  November 3, 20221:46 am| 43 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Tech News & Issues, Schadenfreude

lol, so much for risk management. https://t.co/CfAOAJvKvX

— 🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 (@golikehellmachi) November 1, 2022

Even though I’ve yet to actually sign up, Twitter’s been good to me… and, by extension, to you guys. For one thing, if not for Twitter as a kind of RSS feed, I’d never have been able to do the Daily Covid Updates, at least not in such a comprehensive and far-ranging form. If the new ‘owner’ manages to make it unusable, I’ll have to find another source… but meanwhile, it’s a public common: a place where all the separate interest groups intersect, more or less willingly. And we don’t have enough of those, right now!

Anyway, my tuppence worth on Musk and Twitter. He’s in for a rocky ride, and the question for me is whether his ego is going to make him destroy Twitter. Right now, what’s pretty clear is that he doesn’t understand what makes Twitter work. 1/10

— Prof Paul Bernal (@PaulbernalUK) November 1, 2022

There are three things he doesn’t seem to grasp. Firstly, he seems to think he’s bought a tech company (‘not enough coders, too many managers’) when what he’s really bought is a community of users. 2/10

What makes Twitter work, what makes it potentially valuable, isn’t the tech (which isn’t that special) but the community that uses it – that, in particular, it’s become the medium of choice of journalists and politicians. 3/10

That’s the value, right there. Every journalist worth their salt uses Twitter – and most use it a lot. Ditto pretty much every politician. They’re the user base he should care about, not the right-wing-nut-job community. But he doesn’t even understand *them* 4/10

Right-wing-nut-jobs don’t just want a place where they can rant, abuse and say whatever words they want. If they did, they’d be quite content with Gab, Parler, Truth Social, some bits of 4Chan, Reddit etc. See, they’ve got plenty of spaces. 5/10

No, what they want is a place where they can rant *at the libs*, at the MSM, at the people they hate. If those people aren’t there (and they aren’t on Gab, Parler, Truth Social etc), the ranting isn’t nearly as fun. So if Musk manages to drive the libs away, that’s ruined. 6/10

If the libs are driven off, the right-wing will be jubilant for a while, but then bored. And then Twitter dies. So Musk has to keep the libs on board. Oh, and the advertisers too, because they’ll run like hell if Twitter’s just a hate-speech hell-site. 7/10

And that means moderation. It means keeping the Nazis off the site. It means keeping control of abuse and hate speech. It means cutting down the misinformation. All things Musk doesn’t want to do. If he turns Twitter into a hell-site, he kills it. 8/10

So what can he do? It’s not easy. There’s no simple solution, no magic wand. Free speech is bloody difficult. I’d suggest he read Habermas, but of course he won’t. So it’ll be messy, and I suspect he’ll just get bored eventually, but who knows? 9/10

That’s the thing. Handing over Twitter to a massive-ego, massive-wealth, unpredictable billionaire is kind of a metaphor for the whole way we’ve dealt with the internet. It’s a mess. We just have to do what we can. 10/10

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Our Media ‘Betters’ Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  November 2, 20229:52 pm| 62 Comments

This post is in: Media, Open Threads, Our Failed Media Experiment, Schadenfreude

Oh, for us NPR reporters this democracy stuff is soooooo tiresome! https://t.co/NIcwUp66If

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) November 2, 2022

CNN, MSNBC and Fox all carrying this live, while main broadcast nets are not. https://t.co/YuxDOabmEq

— Eli Stokols (@EliStokols) November 2, 2022

But why doesn’t the White House take us SERIOUSLY?!?

every time Biden pisses off NYT political reporters I like him more. https://t.co/E9uYBpBQf7

— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) November 2, 2022

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Late Night Open Thread: Twitter Owns the ‘Chief Twit’

by Anne Laurie|  November 2, 20222:28 am| 50 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Popular Culture, Tech News & Issues, Schadenfreude

Yes, I am spending waaaaay too many brain cells enjoying the latest Muskageddon. How it started:

I'm probably the perfect target for this, use Twitter a ton, can afford $20/mo, not particularly anti-Elon, but my reaction is that I've generated a ton of valuable free content for Twitter over the years and they can go fuck themselves.https://t.co/8zFEqeArnJ

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) October 31, 2022

Hilarity ensured ensued!

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Late Night Open Thread: But SRSLY…

by Anne Laurie|  October 31, 20221:07 am| 45 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Excellent Links, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Tech News & Issues, Schadenfreude

congrats you now own mos eisley, good luck lol

— vocational politics stan account ???? (@Convolutedname) October 28, 2022

Musk has already discovered that advertisers don’t share his ‘edgy’ sense of humor (apparently he pulled that tweet down), nor does ‘for cause’ severance legally allow ‘I don’t wanna pay for the golden parachutes I just set to open’. And that’s just the *start* of his tsuris…

“You! You, Elon Musk, are addicted to Twitter. You’re the asset. You just bought yourself for $44 billion dollars.”https://t.co/lirXNyCGBO

— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) October 28, 2022

… Twitter is a disaster clown car company that is successful despite itself, and there is no possible way to grow users and revenue without making a series of enormous compromises that will ultimately destroy your reputation and possibly cause grievous damage to your other companies.

I say this with utter confidence because the problems with Twitter are not engineering problems. They are political problems. Twitter, the company, makes very little interesting technology; the tech stack is not the valuable asset. The asset is the user base: hopelessly addicted politicians, reporters, celebrities, and other people who should know better but keep posting anyway. You! You, Elon Musk, are addicted to Twitter. You’re the asset. You just bought yourself for $44 billion dollars…

What I mean is that you are now the King of Twitter, and people think that you, personally, are responsible for everything that happens on Twitter now. It also turns out that absolute monarchs usually get murdered when shit goes sideways.

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Cold Grey Pre-Dawn Open Thread: The *Other* Social-Media Billionaire Is Secretly Grateful

by Anne Laurie|  October 29, 20223:23 am| 63 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Tech News & Issues, Schadenfreude

every investor who gave them their money did so knowing that they could never fire him and were happy as a clam with it right up until the last year when he started pouring hundred dollar bills into the woodchipper by the dump truck load, pound sand

— ??GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE?? (@golikehellmachi) October 26, 2022

… that the self-styled ‘Emperor of Mars’ mostly distracted media people from his own latest flailings this past week. Or, if he’s too blinkered to realize the luck of the timing, his underlings certainly must be!

Patrick Redford, at Defector — “Meta Will Continue Burning Billions Of Dollars Until Something Happens”:

What could you do with $22 billion? You could buy each of the 10 most expensive islands for sale on privateislandsonline.com, 40 times each. You could buy almost 220 tons of the world’s most expensive caviar. If you wanted to invest that $22 billion in tech businesses, you could spend your money making like eight of the greatest and most expensive video games and still have 12/13ths of your money left over. You could buy Defector Media. My point is, it should be prohibitively difficult to blow such a ridiculous sum of money, even if you were trying to do so in some sort of Brewster’s Billions scenario. You can’t store that much caviar, or buy an island more than once. We should hail Facebook/Meta, then, for their world-historic achievement in the field of self-immolation, as the company’s pivot to the metaverse continues to cost them astronomical amounts of money and has sent their fortunes into the toilet…

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