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Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: A Difference of Patriotic Opinion

by Anne Laurie|  January 27, 20171:42 am| 29 Comments

This post is in: An Unexamined Scandal, C.R.E.A.M., Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Security Theatre

House Republicans and Democrats are split on focus of probe into alleged Russian meddling in the 2016 election https://t.co/B9O3uEhXv5 pic.twitter.com/3CCeWKt64E

— CNN (@CNN) January 26, 2017

The Democrats want to find out if our country’s security has been compromised. The Repubs want to be sure investigating the thimblerigging that put Putin’s Paul Ryan’s Puppet into the Oval Office won’t unduly delay their looting the country’s common treasury to benefit themselves. Both sides!… [warning: autoplay]

The Republican and Democratic leaders of the House intelligence committee have voiced divergent goals for their investigation into alleged Russian meddling in the 2016 election, suggesting possible discord over how deeply Congress will examine any links between President Donald Trump’s campaign and Russia.

The committee announced Wednesday that it is investigating Russian cyberattacks in a parallel probe to the Senate intelligence committee investigation announced two weeks ago. The House committee said it has already received “important documents” and that staff members went to CIA headquarters on January 19 to review records.

But the House committee’s top Republican and Democratic leaders stressed differing questions they want to answer following the January 6 US intelligence report that found Russian President Vladimir Putin “aspired to help” the Trump campaign by publicly discrediting Hillary Clinton.

Rep. Adam Schiff of California, the committee’s top Democrat, told NPR on Thursday that the committee “certainly” would investigate “any links between the Trump campaign and the Kremlin.”

By contrast, Chairman Devin Nunes, a California Republican, said Sunday on CNN’s “State of the Union” that the panel wants to “get to the bottom of this intelligence report, whether it was put together properly or not.”…

I’m sure Adam will have more intelligent things to say about this tomorrow, but: You can’t take your eyes off these bastids long enough to blink!

@quinncy @USARedOrchestra Can you guys please retweet something about this? Too important 2 not pursue. Need 2 call https://t.co/NdpRWuN5Os

— pleaseletitbeadream (@petrinam1) January 27, 2017

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Long Read: “Doomsday Prep for the Super-Rich”

by Anne Laurie|  January 25, 201711:12 am| 146 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Science & Technology, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All, Security Theatre

The mega rich are buying doomsday houses in New Zealand, and now we learn that Peter Thiel even got citizenship https://t.co/wC7fjTiCpT pic.twitter.com/BK4J9RfJrh

— Matt Novak (@paleofuture) January 24, 2017

Citizen Thiel has a cunning plan for his escape pod! And the NZ whale-wranglers and hobbit-handlers find him as simultaneously risible and unsettling as the rest of us!

******

I went to a parochial school in the Bronx back when the Duck’n’Cover security theater plans were first proposed to a skeptical American public. Despite their near-veneration of President Kennedy, the nuns who taught us had no faith in such drills. When we second- and third-graders asked about the CDC commercials we’d seen on our black-and-white tvs the night before, the Dominicans told us the greater NYC area was so vital a target that, should the Godless Commies ever lose their fear of America’s military majesty, we’d be dead by the time the sirens went off. Ergo, our best doomsday prep was to preserve our immortal souls in a state of constant purity, vigilant against all temptations, so that if Satan’s Kremlin minions should temporarily gain the upper hand our time in purgatory would be minimized.

Between those nuns, and the spate of fine post-apocalyptic fiction ranging from Earth Abides and Shadow on the Hearth to The Day After, I’ve never been able to find much consolation in the concept of ‘doomsday prepping’. But it’s always interesting (often entertaining) to see how other people have invested their hopes.

Evan Osnos, in the New Yorker, on “the wealthiest people in America—in Silicon Valley, New York, and beyond— getting ready for the crackup of civilization”:

Steve Huffman, the thirty-three-year-old co-founder and C.E.O. of Reddit, which is valued at six hundred million dollars, was nearsighted until November, 2015, when he arranged to have laser eye surgery. He underwent the procedure not for the sake of convenience or appearance but, rather, for a reason he doesn’t usually talk much about: he hopes that it will improve his odds of surviving a disaster, whether natural or man-made. “If the world ends—and not even if the world ends, but if we have trouble—getting contacts or glasses is going to be a huge pain in the ass,” he told me recently. “Without them, I’m fucked.”…

Last spring, as the Presidential campaign exposed increasingly toxic divisions in America, Antonio García Martínez, a forty-year-old former Facebook product manager living in San Francisco, bought five wooded acres on an island in the Pacific Northwest and brought in generators, solar panels, and thousands of rounds of ammunition. “When society loses a healthy founding myth, it descends into chaos,” he told me. The author of “Chaos Monkeys,” an acerbic Silicon Valley memoir, García Martínez wanted a refuge that would be far from cities but not entirely isolated. “All these dudes think that one guy alone could somehow withstand the roving mob,” he said. “No, you’re going to need to form a local militia. You just need so many things to actually ride out the apocalypse.” Once he started telling peers in the Bay Area about his “little island project,” they came “out of the woodwork” to describe their own preparations, he said. “I think people who are particularly attuned to the levers by which society actually works understand that we are skating on really thin cultural ice right now.”

In private Facebook groups, wealthy survivalists swap tips on gas masks, bunkers, and locations safe from the effects of climate change. One member, the head of an investment firm, told me, “I keep a helicopter gassed up all the time, and I have an underground bunker with an air-filtration system.” He said that his preparations probably put him at the “extreme” end among his peers. But he added, “A lot of my friends do the guns and the motorcycles and the gold coins. That’s not too rare anymore.”

Tim Chang, a forty-four-year-old managing director at Mayfield Fund, a venture-capital firm, told me, “There’s a bunch of us in the Valley. We meet up and have these financial-hacking dinners and talk about backup plans people are doing. It runs the gamut from a lot of people stocking up on Bitcoin and cryptocurrency, to figuring out how to get second passports if they need it, to having vacation homes in other countries that could be escape havens.” He said, “I’ll be candid: I’m stockpiling now on real estate to generate passive income but also to have havens to go to.” He and his wife, who is in technology, keep a set of bags packed for themselves and their four-year-old daughter. He told me, “I kind of have this terror scenario: ‘Oh, my God, if there is a civil war or a giant earthquake that cleaves off part of California, we want to be ready.’ ”…

Such behavior is not, IMO, much different from that of medieval barons building churches in the name of their patron saints — a measured monetary gamble in hopes of ensuring one’s survival, worst came to worst (and the ‘worst’ was always so imminent, whether as three bad winters in a row or another outbreak of civil war). We are nowhere near the level of such daily physical jeopardy, but we have so much more stuff to protect… and so many more ways to terrorize ourselves with new information!

… Huffman has been a frequent attendee at Burning Man, the annual, clothing-optional festival in the Nevada desert, where artists mingle with moguls. He fell in love with one of its core principles, “radical self-reliance,” which he takes to mean “happy to help others, but not wanting to require others.” (Among survivalists, or “preppers,” as some call themselves, FEMA, the Federal Emergency Management Agency, stands for “Foolishly Expecting Meaningful Aid.”) Huffman has calculated that, in the event of a disaster, he would seek out some form of community: “Being around other people is a good thing. I also have this somewhat egotistical view that I’m a pretty good leader. I will probably be in charge, or at least not a slave, when push comes to shove.”…

In building Reddit, a community of thousands of discussion threads, into one of the most frequently visited sites in the world, Huffman has grown aware of the way that technology alters our relations with one another, for better and for worse. He has witnessed how social media can magnify public fear. “It’s easier for people to panic when they’re together,” he said, pointing out that “the Internet has made it easier for people to be together,” yet it also alerts people to emerging risks. Long before the financial crisis became front-page news, early signs appeared in user comments on Reddit. “People were starting to whisper about mortgages. They were worried about student debt. They were worried about debt in general. There was a lot of, ‘This is too good to be true. This doesn’t smell right.’ ” He added, “There’s probably some false positives in there as well, but, in general, I think we’re a pretty good gauge of public sentiment. When we’re talking about a faith-based collapse, you’re going to start to see the chips in the foundation on social media first.”…

… One measure of survivalism’s spread is that some people are starting to speak out against it. Max Levchin, a founder of PayPal and of Affirm, a lending startup, told me, “It’s one of the few things about Silicon Valley that I actively dislike—the sense that we are superior giants who move the needle and, even if it’s our own failure, must be spared.”

To Levchin, prepping for survival is a moral miscalculation; he prefers to “shut down party conversations” on the topic. “I typically ask people, ‘So you’re worried about the pitchforks. How much money have you donated to your local homeless shelter?’ This connects the most, in my mind, to the realities of the income gap. All the other forms of fear that people bring up are artificial.” In his view, this is the time to invest in solutions, not escape. “At the moment, we’re actually at a relatively benign point of the economy. When the economy heads south, you will have a bunch of people that are in really bad shape. What do we expect then?”…

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Open Thread: Spy Guys, He’s Got ‘Em!

by Anne Laurie|  January 23, 201710:24 pm| 213 Comments

This post is in: Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Not Normal, Security Theatre, Seriously

CBS: People applauding at #CIA were Trump campaign people. cc @dandrezner @dburbach https://t.co/xWnfmS8BW6

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) January 23, 2017

CBS confirms Trump brought cheering props to CIA visit. Intel ppl "stunned" and "offended by the president's tone." https://t.co/SXpBGGh4YU

— Ben Taub (@bentaub91) January 23, 2017

… An official with knowledge of the make-up of the crowd says that there were about 40 people who’d been invited by the Trump, Mike Pence and Rep. Mike Pompeo teams. The Trump team originally expected Rep. Pompeo, R-Kansas, to be sworn in during the event as the next CIA director, but the vote to confirm him was delayed on Friday by Senate Democrats. Also sitting in the first several rows in front of the president was the CIA’s senior leadership, which was not cheering the remarks.

White House press secretary Sean Spicer on Monday denied that there were “Trump or White House folks” in the first rows.

“There were no Trump or White House folks sitting down. They were all CIA (unintelligible). So, not in rows one-through-anything, from what I’m told.” Spicer said at the White House briefing Monday. He did not address whether Pompeo invitees were in the first rows.

A source who is familiar with the planning of the president’s CIA visit saw Spicer’s briefing, however, and firmly denied Spicer’s response was accurate…

The CIA was Mr. Trump’s first official agency visit for a reason, it was to signal a new beginning. At the outset of the speech, the president expressed his support for the CIA, “There is nobody that feels stronger about the intelligence community and the CIA than Donald Trump.”

But it is what he said later in front of the CIA’s revered Memorial Wall (a monument to CIA officers killed in the line of duty) — complaints about the media’s coverage of his relationship with the intelligence community and its assessments of the crowd size at his inauguration — that may be harder to erase from the minds of the intelligence community.

Gonna be a very useful meme: NOT. NORMAL.

(And I cannot tell you how weird it feels, as a lifelong leftist, to be siding with the CIA, speaking of ‘not normal’.)

"There’s no Miss Manners in this group. There’s no one telling him, ‘Here’s what you need to do.'" https://t.co/mwnKiuiinf

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) January 23, 2017

From a medival proverb, a culture that knew much about both aspiring dictators and vengeance: God punishes all knaves and fools — but the fools first.

The President-Asterisk had a lot of us convinced he was a knave, but now he’s acting the fool.

.@thomaswright08 @MaxBoot And don't forget: he saw fit to mention in tweet that it was a "packed house." Langley Theater, I suppose.

— Scott Galupo (@ScottAGalupo) January 23, 2017

What I want to know is whether Pompeo advised against the campaign rally-style speech. If he didn't, Langley will be very lonely for him. https://t.co/3Gn0C0QvWz

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) January 23, 2017

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Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: Toad Kisses Toady

by Anne Laurie|  January 23, 201712:53 am| 23 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Assholes, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, Security Theatre

Trump just literally blew a kiss to James Comey at a WH reception for law enforcement pic.twitter.com/HwVq9DNdZd

— Richard Hine (@richardhine) January 22, 2017

Between this and Tillerson I guess we know what Trump thinks was decisive. https://t.co/yjYlblXQ2a

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) January 22, 2017

They should also send fruit baskets to Stein & Johnson https://t.co/pkQXDc1Mal

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) January 22, 2017

Here’s President Trump shaking hands with and hugging FBI Director James Comey just now at the White House https://t.co/IU0I2SNIaj

— Joshua Chavers (@JoshuaChavers) January 22, 2017

Trump should have just shoved a C note in Comey's breast pocket, it would have been more subtle.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 22, 2017

@mattyglesias Comey's giddiness at being called to the front of the class makes me retch.

— WindUpBird (@MickieMo) January 22, 2017

Palate cleansers:

I am not surprised. SMHpic.twitter.com/4BO7vxtxYZ

— Le'Genius Williams (@d_weezy) January 23, 2017

I'm just going to say one thing: hands. pic.twitter.com/HvwP8OQy9d

— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) January 23, 2017

?? (photo by @Robyn_Beck) pic.twitter.com/OlagkFQoKT

— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) January 23, 2017

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Late Night Endless Smoke & Mirrors Open Thread: Anonymous Discusses Wikileaks

by Anne Laurie|  January 18, 20171:17 am| 24 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Security Theatre

Timely! New NBC/WSJ on views of Wikileaks

All: 18% positive, 34% negative
Trump voters: 27% pos, 23% neg
Clinton voters: 10% pos, 51% neg

— Carrie Dann (@CarrieNBCNews) January 17, 2017


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Speaking of subverting the deep state — Commentor Magurakurin flagged this series of tweets a few days ago. Excerpts:

.@Wikileaks was built/ created by many ppl; many of the ideas attributed w/ it are not in line w Assange's politics. (5) @Khanoisseur.

— Anonymous (@YourAnonCentral) January 12, 2017

This is because the software developer behind it (leak platform) left the project. We assume he is still writing software. (7) @Khanoisseur

— Anonymous (@YourAnonCentral) January 12, 2017

Her (@xychelsea) principles appear unchanged. (11) @wikileaks @Khanoisseur

— Anonymous (@YourAnonCentral) January 12, 2017

From earliest interviews, Assange is a racist, sexist, right wing libertarian who loved Rand Paul and the US constitution. (20) @Khanoisseur

— Anonymous (@YourAnonCentral) January 12, 2017

You are just left with the fascist (Assange), all the people whose work he rode off of are still around but not there. (24) @Khanoisseur

— Anonymous (@YourAnonCentral) January 12, 2017

Journalist's tend to p-shop what @Wikileaks really is into a story of the 'great man & his struggle'. It sells but it's wrong. @Khanoisseur

— Anonymous (@YourAnonCentral) January 12, 2017

It’s never as simple as Four legs good, two legs bad. Or even Four legs good, two legs BETTER…

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President Obama Commutes Chelsea Manning’s Sentence

by Betty Cracker|  January 17, 20174:39 pm| 172 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Security Theatre

I’m sure this will piss some of y’all off, but maybe it was the right thing to do. Manning seems like a lost soul, vulnerable to the manipulation of unscrupulous people (i.e., the scumbag Assange). She’ll get out next May instead of 2045. Via the NYT:

In recent days, the White House had signaled that Mr. Obama was seriously considering granting Ms. Manning’s commutation application, in contrast to a pardon application submitted on behalf of the other large ­scale leaker of the era, Edward J. Snowden, the former intelligence contractor who disclosed archives of top secret surveillance files and is living as a fugitive in Russia.

Asked about the two clemency applications on Friday, the White House spokesman, Joshua Earnest, discussed the “pretty stark difference” between Ms. Manning’s case for mercy with Mr. Snowden’s. While their offenses were similar, he said, there were “some important differences.”

“Chelsea Manning is somebody who went through the military criminal justice process, was exposed to due process, was found guilty, was sentenced for her crimes, and she acknowledged wrongdoing,” he said. “Mr. Snowden fled into the arms of an adversary, and has sought refuge in a country that most recently made a concerted effort to undermine confidence in our democracy.”

In other words, don’t hold yer breath, Eddie. What do y’all think?

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Late Nightmare Open Thread: “Expertise” Is for LUZERS!!!

by Anne Laurie|  January 17, 20171:15 am| 75 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Decline and Fall, Not Normal, Security Theatre

NSC is on 3d Trump transition "landing team" in 2 mos. Key jobs unfilled less than a week from start. One insider: Worst transition ever.

— David Rothkopf (@djrothkopf) January 14, 2017

@dandrezner That's interesting, because the word that keeps coming up in the similar conversations I've had is "clusterfuck."

— David Rothkopf (@djrothkopf) January 14, 2017

1. Last week strong indicator of how Trump Natsec Team may function: Crazy NSC, feckless State, independent DOD, Leaky Intel Community

— Ilan Goldenberg (@ilangoldenberg) January 15, 2017

It’s not like I trust these particular individuals, but it would be nice if there was someone in the President-Asterisk’s office who knew that electrical outlets were not made for having forks stuck in them. And from what I know of corporate practices (in or out of government), we have to assume that if the top offices are being filled with newbies and know-nothings, then the bureaucratic middle ranks are now divided between nervous people busy shopping around their resumes, and time-servers/incompetents/fellow true believers…

From the company paper in the town whose monopoly industry is national politics, the Washington Post, “‘Never Trump’ national-security Republicans fear they have been blacklisted“:

They are some of the biggest names in the Republican national security firmament, veterans of past GOP administrations who say, if called upon by President-elect Donald Trump, they stand ready to serve their country again.

But their phones aren’t ringing. Their entreaties to Trump Tower in New York have mostly gone unanswered. In Trump world, these establishment all-stars say they are “PNG” — personae non gratae.

Their transgression was signing one or both of two public “Never Trump” letters during the campaign, declaring they would not vote for Trump and calling his candidacy a danger to the nation…

The president-elect has virtually no experience in national security and foreign policy, and his transition team could presumably benefit from the broadest pool of applicants for the influential appointive positions in the State Department, Pentagon and Department of Homeland Security.

But the purportedly blacklisted figures report to their jobs at Washington law firms and think tanks in a state of indefinite limbo as their colleagues, some working in the same offices, are flirting with potential administration jobs.

Last week, the Trump transition held a private briefing for secretary-of-state nominee Rex Tillerson to prepare him for his Senate confirmation hearing. One former Bush national security official who works at a Washington think tank said that some of his younger staff assistants were invited to participate but that he was not. He assumes it was because he signed the letter.

“It’s hostile,” said this person, who spoke on the condition of anonymity for fear of further retribution. “It’s not just that we’re frozen out. . . . I was told they said there was an enemies list.”

Among those who signed at least one of the letters are Tom Ridge and Michael Chertoff, the first two secretaries of the Department of Homeland Security; two former U.S. trade ambassadors, Carla Hills and Robert Zoellick; two former heads of U.S. intelligence agencies, John Negroponte and retired Air Force Gen. Michael V. Hayden; a former ambassador to NATO; and several former deputy secretaries of various U.S. government agencies.

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