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Getting Weird In The Beaver State

by Zandar|  February 13, 201510:52 am| 61 Comments

This post is in: Decline and Fall, Democratic Stupidity, Sweet Fancy Moses!

Oregon Democratic Gov. John Kitzhaber’s fourth term is quickly descending into Hiking The Appalachian Trail levels of goofiness.

In one of the most surreal days in Oregon political history, the state’s top Democratic leaders called for Gov. John Kitzhaber to resign, and the governor vanished from public view.

With support of even allies evaporating, the ability of Kitzhaber to remain in office appeared less viable by the hour.

The day started with Senate President Peter Courtney and House Speaker Tina Kotek meeting Kitzhaber, a fellow Democrat, for breakfast and telling him it was time to step down.

Later in the morning, Secretary of State Kate Brown – next in line if Kitzhaber resigns – released a statement called her interactions with the governor the day before “strange,” “bizarre” and “unprecedented.”

Then Treasurer Ted Wheeler pressed him to resign, calling the situation “untenable.”

By then, Kitzhaber’s whereabouts were not publicly known, and he issued no responses. But it was clear that the insiders of his own political party wanted him to go.

Crisis management.  How does that work again?  What the hell is going on with Kitzhaber and his fiancee, Cylvia Hayes? And what is this all about, anyway?

Kitzhaber has faced ever-increasing scrutiny about ethical issues surrounding this fiancee’s paid contracts, but the intensity flared two weeks ago after the Oregonian/OregonLive reported that Hayes didn’t report a a large chunk of the $118,000 in payments on her personal tax returns and after the governor batted away questions at his own press conference.

A wave of The Oregonian/OregonLive reports followed: that Kitzhaber aides had helped arrange jobs for Hayes; that Hayes directed top state officials on a policy while under contract to push the same policy; and that the couple’s attorneys were quietly making the case that Hayes was never first lady, nor a public official, to try to shut down an ethics inquiry even as the governor promised cooperation.

On Monday, Oregon Attorney General Ellen Rosenblum announced she had opened a criminal investigation. By then, both Kitzhaber and Hayes had retained criminal defense attorneys.

Oh.  Well this seems problematic.  Any Oregonians in the audience want to shed some light on this?

[UPDATE]: KOIN-TV is reporting that Kitzhaber is expected to actually resign this time later today.

[UPDATE 2]: Gov. Kitzhaber will resign effective Wednesday.  His full resignation statement is here.

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Brrrraaaaaiiiiiiinnnnssss…

by Tom Levenson|  February 6, 20153:36 pm| 100 Comments

This post is in: Bring On The Meteor, Somewhere a Village is Missing its Idiot, Sweet Fancy Moses!

Or rather…

MMMMMorrrrrronnnnns:

The reanimated corpse of Dr. Jonas Salk, the medical researcher who developed the first polio vaccine, rose from the grave Friday morning on what authorities believe is a mission to hunt down idiots.

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The usual suspects beware.

Another drive-by post, but go read the whole of Andy Borowitz’s update to his eponymous report.*  It’ll help your mood.

You’re welcome.

*Yes.  I did put this post up solely for the purpose of getting to type “eponymous.” It’s the little pleasures…

Image:  Antoine Wiertz, The Premature Burial, 1854.

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Hot Wrist Time Machine

by Zandar|  February 5, 20153:58 pm| 96 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology, Sweet Fancy Moses!

Well, if there’s anyone that can beat Apple at its own nostalgia-driven, name-recognition powered branding game of the smartwatch, it’s (you guessed it) the guys at Swatch, right?

Swatch Group AG plans to start selling a smartwatch within the next three months, potentially pitting the Swiss maker of colorful plastic timepieces against the debut of the Apple Watch.

The device will communicate via a form of technology known as NFC and won’t have to be charged, Chief Executive Officer Nick Hayek said in an interview. The Swatch smartwatch will also let consumers make mobile payments and work with Windows and Android software, he said.

Hayek is ready to go head-to-head with Apple Inc., which has scheduled its smartwatch introduction for April. The market for such timepieces, which enable phone or data communication, will probably reach about $10 billion in 2018, Citigroup Inc. analysts forecast last year, with half of the market coming from traditional watch wearers switching to the devices.

Swatch has decades of experience developing technology that might go into a smartwatch, such as long-lasting batteries so thin they’re bendable. The company’s Tissot brand has made watches with touch-screens since 1999 that now offer an altimeter, a compass, and sensors to record a diver’s descent.

Dude I didn’t even know Swatch was still around.

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Chaitsplaining the Perils of PC

by Betty Cracker|  January 27, 20157:17 pm| 180 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Post-racial America, Readership Capture, Assholes, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing, Both Sides Do It!, Democratic Stupidity, Even the "Liberal" New Republic, General Stupidity, Get off my grass you damned kids, Good News For Conservatives, I Smell a Pulitzer!, OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUDS, Our Awesome Meritocracy, Our Failed Media Experiment, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All, Self-Hating Liberal, Sweet Fancy Moses!, The Decadent Left In Its Enclaves On The Coasts, The Dirty F-ing Hippies Were Right

Jonathan Chait has written a lengthy screed on the perils of political correctness. He reviews its history, provides numerous examples of its pitfalls and even name-checks Balloon Juice fave Freddie deBoer, who is quoted as follows:

It seems to me now that the public face of social liberalism has ceased to seem positive, joyful, human, and freeing. There are so many ways to step on a land mine now, so many terms that have become forbidden, so many attitudes that will get you cast out if you even appear to hold them. I’m far from alone in feeling that it’s typically not worth it to engage, given the risks.

It’s a long piece, but if I may attempt to summarize, Chait divides libtards into two camps: Radical leftists (black hats!) who are the intellectual heirs of Marx; these social justice warriors infest Tumblr and other platforms and try to win the day by shutting down opponents. The second group, Classic Coke liberals (white hats!), are the heirs of Enlightenment traditions. These free speech advocates try to win through application of reason.

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I Brake for the Rapture: Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  January 24, 20151:25 pm| 98 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Television, Sweet Fancy Moses!

I’ve been binge-watching “Six Feet Under” lately and came across this scene last night. SO not safe for work (just the first part):

I think I read a joke with this premise quite awhile back, but kudos to the SFU peeps for committing it to celluloid (back in aught-three).

Please feel free to discuss whatever.

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Sunday Midday Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  September 14, 201411:57 am| 50 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Sports, Sweet Fancy Moses!

We went to Gainesville yesterday to watch the Mighty Gators take on the Kentucky Wildcats. We had really great seats:

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We got our money’s worth: After THREE overtime periods, the Gators finally won. The game ended after midnight. Currently we’re hurtling south on I-75. What are y’all up to?

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The Day: College Football Preview and Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  September 13, 20149:17 am| 50 Comments

This post is in: Bleg, Open Threads, Pet Rescue, Sports, Sweet Fancy Moses!

Today is “The Day” — that special day when a Floridian who has spent months trudging through the sun-blasted hellscape of a Florida summer exits her air-conditioned home and finds that her glasses don’t immediately fog up and that there is a hint of something in the air that is, if not crispness, exactly, the hint of crispness to come.

Just because The Day is here, that doesn’t mean it won’t reach 95 degrees today, next week or even next month. It may very well be hot enough on Halloween to rot porch-dwelling jack-o-lanterns in less than 12 hours. But we still rejoice in The Day because it signals that summer has broken, like a fever. I’m sure you snow-country people experience your own version of The Day as spring approaches.

This afternoon, my siblings and I will be wolfing down BBQ and swilling beer, then taking our seats at The Swamp to watch the Mighty Gators stomp Kentucky, we hope. What games are y’all watching? Who shall prevail?

Speaking of college football, someone hacked Alabama’s site and altered the entry for Lane Kiffin:

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Tee hee.

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