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The Decadent Left In Its Enclaves On The Coasts

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Do not go gentle under that good bus

by DougJ|  May 27, 20112:03 pm| 125 Comments

This post is in: David Brooks Giving A Seminar At The Aspen Institute, Lindsey Graham's Fee Fees, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, The Decadent Left In Its Enclaves On The Coasts

Gin and Tacos asks and answers:

Even among the unpopular solutions, why would they propose something like Medicare cuts – let’s be honest, even the GOP knows this is political suicide – before tax increases, defense spending cuts, and so on?

The answer is pretty obvious: because when the chips are down, they will stab you in the back at the drop of the hat. They don’t care about you, regardless of party. You are not important. They would rather try to ram Medicare reform down your throat than to bite the Pentagon and Wall Street hands that feed them or raise taxes on their own income bracket. The choice between cutting Social Security and lifting the payroll tax cap (without which Social Security would be solvent in perpetuity) is no choice at all. The default solution is always, always to throw you under the bus.

Here’s the thing though: in most cases, Very Serious People don’t benefit much from fucking over the poor and middle-class. Some of them get wingnut welfare gigs for serving as mouth-pieces for David Koch, but most don’t. Increasing the highest marginal rate by 4 percent isn’t going to put David Von Drehle in the poor house. Fiscal austerity is bad for the economy and that doesn’t help Fred Hiatt’s 401K anymore than it helps anyone else’s. What’s really in it for billionaire Pete Peterson to end Social Security? Why is he doing it? How much better can he eat? What could he buy that he can’t already afford? (The future, Mr. Gittes?)

Part of it might be that everything is relative, that it’s not enough for the rich to prosper, they must also be allowed to watch the middle-class starve. It might be that there’s a powerful Village omerta at work, that Richard Cohen would rather live with declining pageview and investments than rat out his cohorts. Or maybe they honestly believe that destroying the middle-class is the right thing to do — they don’t want to do it, they feel they owe it to us.

We already knew that David Brooks cares more about comity among elites than safety and health among the general population. But I didn’t know until this day that he thought that World War I — which killed a particularly high proportion of English elites — was a big bipartisan success. Maybe it too was the right thing to do.

I’ve said before that fiscal austerity is the new Iraq War, unsupported by facts and data, but unquestionably a worthy, morally serious undertaking that only a hippie could oppose. Maybe that’s wrong, maybe fiscal austerity is the new World War I.

Speaking the truth about austerity isn’t “class warfare”, it’s a battle against the kind of insanity that destroys civilization and benefits no one.

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Here’s another clue for you all

by DougJ|  May 9, 20111:57 pm| 50 Comments

This post is in: Politics, The Decadent Left In Its Enclaves On The Coasts

Galtian overlord Jack Davis deserves some credit too, I suppose, but mostly this is on Paul Ryan.

Hotline this morning:

It’s clear now that the Medicare issue will be the defining issue in the race, and so far Corwin has tried to turn the message back to jobs and the deficit. This is an early test for how the Democratic message will play, but the DCCC still isn’t in; though with Corwin forced to go on the attack, it could be better if they wait it out and force her hand. On the flip side, the NRCC has already begun phone-banking for Corwin, but especially if they’re forced to send resources and go up on air for her, it’s an even surer sign that they’re worried about how a loss could play into their 2012 plans

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The Decadent Left In Its Enclaves on the Coasts

by John Cole|  May 3, 20118:32 pm| 201 Comments

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Video proof:

How long before that is up at failblog?

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Bring on the meteor

by DougJ|  April 27, 20114:16 pm| 101 Comments

This post is in: The Decadent Left In Its Enclaves On The Coasts, We Are All Mayans Now

You know the drill:

1. Wingers make up crazy rumor.

2. Democrat ignores it.

3. Cries to address the rumor build, some from Very Serious People “reasonable people can have doubts about whether Democrat is a space alien, asking these questions is what journalists do!”.

4. Democrat releases documents to debunk rumor. The response: why didn’t he do it sooner? He’s lowering himself by addressing the rumor! He’s just doing this to distract people! Soon, it will be “his mother’s maiden name isn’t spelled correctly”! The kerning is irregular! This document raises more questions than it answers!

Newt Gingrich actually blamed Obama this morning for the delay in the release, and hinted that we should still harbor doubts about Obama’s citizenship. “Why did it take so long?” Gingrich asked. “The whole thing is strange.”

This was all a stunt of its own. Yesterday he was playing games on gas taxes and today it’s the birth certificate. What’s next — juggling knives?

We are well and truly fucked as a society. I continue to believe that brown people will save this country from the insanity of the white majority but I’m feeling less confident today than usual.

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It takes a nation of millions to hold them back

by DougJ|  April 26, 20116:20 pm| 50 Comments

This post is in: David Brooks Giving A Seminar At The Aspen Institute, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, Going Galt, The Decadent Left In Its Enclaves On The Coasts, The Math Demands It

Jimmy P gives Republicans the worst political advice ever (via Steve M):

Since Democrats are determined to hang Ryan’s bold “Path to Prosperity” budget plan around the neck of every Republican running for office in 2012, why not have its author and best salesman advocate for it directly vs. President Obama?

If you want to get an idea of how an issue plays in Peoria — rather than Georgetown and Bethesda — pay attention to how it gets used in advertisements in Congressional races. The DCCC and NRCC aren’t infallible but their decisions are based on polls of local residents, not on who David Brooks wants Obama to have lunch with. From what I can tell, Democrats didn’t like their chances in the NY-26 special election before the Ryan plan dropped. Now the DCCC is putting money into it with ads focusing on the Ryan plan.

If the 2012 election is anything like a referendum on the Ryan plan, Democrats will control the White House, Senate, and the House of Representatives in 2013. Andrew Sullivan and Rick Klein will be sad that we’re putting off the “adult conversation” we need to have about letting the letting the poor and elderly starve and die the way Galt intended. Bobo will mourn the damage done to Paul Ryan’s fee fees. But nobody out here in flyover country gives a fuck what these idiots think. They are simply errand boys, sent by Galtian overlords, to destroy the middle class. They have a loud megaphone, but it’s not loud enough to drown out the voice of the rest of the country.

I said I’d post videos readers sent me of local protests of the Ryan plan. Here’s one from reader L.

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Blame it on Bieber

by DougJ|  April 24, 201112:43 pm| 233 Comments

This post is in: I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To, The Decadent Left In Its Enclaves On The Coasts

I’m not a religious person, but if there is a God, I’ve got to think he/she gets tired of humans blaming all of our problems on him/her. The always awful Walter Russell Mead:

God hates the quiet life, I think. He wants us to break a sweat on our passage through this vale of tears.

[….]

God seems to believe in keeping it real. He wants us to face challenges that are bigger than anything we know, more complicated than we can figure out, and so dangerous and all encompassing that we are forced to develop our gifts and our characters to the highest possible degree. He wants us to ‘be all that we can be’, and he won’t take anything less.

That’s not how we want it. Human beings want to tame the wild uncertainty that surrounds us on every side. We want that raging sea to calm itself, now. We want predictable returns on our stock investments, and we want steady economic growth. We want to build institutions that can carry on just as they are until the end of time; uncertainty is the dish humans hate most — and it’s the one thing we can count on God to serve.

Maybe I’m wrong, but I can’t see how God caused, say, the financial crisis. Humans did.

Is conservative religiosity just about sloughing off responsibility? No one could have predicted, because only the Almighty could have known that were no WMD in Iraq. What’s the point of writing at all if you’re a religious conservative, since you can’t know anything, only Jeebus can? And if you can’t ever know anything about what’s happening down here, how on earth could you know that God wants us to sweat? I just don’t get it.

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The decadent left in its enclaves on the coasts

by DougJ|  April 20, 20113:29 pm| 133 Comments

This post is in: David Brooks Giving A Seminar At The Aspen Institute, The Decadent Left In Its Enclaves On The Coasts

Someone needs to teach these looters some Hayekian principles.

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