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</html><description>ATTN: People of America Please watch this clip: You have now seen the only mild quip about rape in existence that is even remotely funny or clever. That is it. It is the only one in existence. The rest are not amusing or charming or necessary. Your attempts will not be witty, clever, or provocative, &hellip;</description><thumbnail_url>https://balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tunchiswatching.jpg</thumbnail_url><thumbnail_width>2048</thumbnail_width><thumbnail_height>1536</thumbnail_height></oembed>
