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</html><description>Thought I would share this with you: That is me, on my 21st birthday in 1991 in Kuwait, being hogtied by my platoon. Good times. One of my buddies from the Army just forwarded it to me. Feels like it just yesterday.</description><thumbnail_url>https://balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hogtied-300x204.jpg</thumbnail_url></oembed>
