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</html><description>Your Jesus sucks. Bryan Fischer, spokesperson (excuse me &#x201C;Director of Issues Analysis) for the right-wing American Family Association really let it all hang out with his latest screed. He claimed that Jesus would not be down with this Occupy Wall Street business, and that if he were to come back today, he&#x2019;d go right down &hellip;</description><thumbnail_url>http://www.angryblacklady.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pwnd-jesus.jpg</thumbnail_url></oembed>
