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</html><description>Everyone&#x2019;s been egging me on to tackle Bobo&#x2019;s latest. I&#x2019;ll summarize: the librul arts types who are protesting Wall Street excess should instead focus their anger on all the Red State monosyllabic young bucks going back for seconds and thirds at the Applebee&#x2019;s salad bar. Today, college grads are much less likely to smoke than &hellip;</description><thumbnail_url>https://balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tunchiswatching.jpg</thumbnail_url><thumbnail_width>2048</thumbnail_width><thumbnail_height>1536</thumbnail_height></oembed>
