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</html><description>40 acres and a Stormtrooper? Is it just me, or is it a slow news day? &#xA0;Oh, it&#x2019;s not just me? &#xA0;Great. &#xA0;So you won&#x2019;t mind a spot of silliness then. Darth Vader hit up the mayor of a Ukrainian City for some free land recently, citing a law that grants every Ukrainian citizen the &hellip;</description><thumbnail_url>http://www.angryblacklady.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Vader-wants-his-land-man.jpg</thumbnail_url></oembed>
