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</html><description>&nbsp; I don&#x2019;t know which translation of the Bible the good pastor is using to populate his message board. Perhaps some of the biblical scholars in the audience might want to comment. Open thread.</description><thumbnail_url>https://balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/wpid-wp-1446322609181-600x400.jpg</thumbnail_url></oembed>
