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</html><description>Folks, Thanksgiving is coming. And the greatest act of Thanks that you can Give this season is to sneak down into your family room when everyone else has gone to sleep (like after 9:30) and turn on the child lock on the Fox News channel. &mdash; Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) November 7, 2018 you get extra &hellip;</description><thumbnail_url>https://balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tunchiswatching.jpg</thumbnail_url><thumbnail_width>2048</thumbnail_width><thumbnail_height>1536</thumbnail_height></oembed>
