The place: ?
The time: Beginning at 6 p.m.
Should you need it to find the table, reservations have been made under the name xx.
Looking forward to schmoozin’ with y’all.
Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.
Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.
“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”
Everybody saw this coming.
Fuck these fucking interesting times.
If you cannot answer whether trump lost the 2020 election, you are unfit for office.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” was supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.
Bad people in a position to do bad things will do bad things because they are bad people. End of story.
The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.
My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.
We are aware of all internet traditions.
Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?
Roe is not about choice. It is about freedom.
I did not have this on my fuck 2025 bingo card.
Oh FFS you might as well trust a 6-year-old with a flamethrower.
“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”
Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.
So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.
Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.
“Loving your country does not mean lying about its history.”
Black Jesus loves a paper trail.
The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.
