The place: ?
The time: Beginning at 6 p.m.
Should you need it to find the table, reservations have been made under the name xx.
Looking forward to schmoozin’ with y’all.
Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.
Never give a known liar the benefit of the doubt.
Stay strong, because they are weak.
Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”
Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.
We still have time to mess this up!
Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.
They punch you in the face and then start crying because their fist hurts.
Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.
Text STOP to opt out of updates on war plans.
The gop is a fucking disgrace.
A tremendous foreign policy asset… to all of our adversaries.
Giving up is unforgivable.
Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.
Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”
So many bastards, so little time.
There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you do not.
Balloon Juice, where there is always someone who will say you’re doing it wrong.
Everything is totally normal and fine!!!
Finding joy where we can, and muddling through where we can’t.
You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.
When you’re a Republican, they let you do it.
It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.
The press swings at every pitch, we don’t have to.
