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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: Indoor Gardening

by Anne Laurie|  January 18, 20265:06 am| 24 Comments

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I’m gonna assume front-pager Major Major Major Major won’t mind me, um, repurposing this…

Spending some quality time with my overwintering peppers ?? gonna harvest some habanadas from the rear middle shortly, very small though, cherry tomatoes, but pretty cool that it’s still producing at all

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— ???????? hoopy frood ??? ?????? (@huwupy.kawaii.social) January 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM

The one on the bottom right is some weird super tall species I didn’t realize I was growing, and it apparently really appreciates humidity, so I got it a little humidifier. The bench now has 50% humidity which isn’t bad

— 🍅🥔🫐🌽 hoopy frood 🌶️ 🥑🍫🌵 (@huwupy.kawaii.social) January 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM

I might need a tomato cage

— 🍅🥔🫐🌽 hoopy frood 🌶️ 🥑🍫🌵 (@huwupy.kawaii.social) January 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM

It’s twenty five degrees and snowing outside so it’s nice to have my summer plants around

— 🍅🥔🫐🌽 hoopy frood 🌶️ 🥑🍫🌵 (@huwupy.kawaii.social) January 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM

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This is the weekend when, historically, my winter SAD starts to lift just a bit — hope I’m not the only one. Speaking of hope for the sun’s return:

It is time.
It’s 11 weeks until the first big plantings. It’s time to crank things up & get started on the seedlings.

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— Dana Houle (@danahoule.bsky.social) December 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM

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What’s going on in your garden (planning / prep / retrospectives), this week?

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: More Garden Successes in the PNW

by Anne Laurie|  January 11, 20264:43 am| 20 Comments

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A bit of a well-deserved victory lap, from staunch photographer / master landscaper Dan B:

It’s a gray evening here after partly sunny and 50°. The Cascades are snow covered and more plants are blooming.

Satby mused that Seattle is having Spring. I quoted a pundit who said, “Seattle has two seasons: early Spring and late Spring.” The past three years we’ve had two months of real summer — if days over 80° and nights above 65° count as summer then days over 90° and nights near 70° might also.

Top photo: We planted a hybrid Camellia called ‘Buttermint’ along the south property line. It’s starting to cover the ugly chain link. It’s much appreciated. The flowers shatter and cover the ground with snow white petals instead of holding onto them until they turn brown. The blooms are modest in size but prolific.

This Garrya x Issaquahensis, Issaquah Silk Tassel, hides the truck from the street. It was bred by acquaintances of mine to be hardier than other Silk Tassels. It’s named after the town, Issaquah – headquarters of Costco, where they lived. Little birds shelter in it so the local Hawk and Eagle can’t find them. In a few weeks the tassels will be shedding heavy, non allergenic, pollen.

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Arctostaphylos ‘Sunset’, bred by Sunset Magazine, is in full bloom and the peeling bark is gorgeous. Its forebears are Manzanitas that inhabit dry coastal California and Southern Oregon. I’m not sure what pollinates them in California but there are no actives bees here and the flowers don’t seem to interest our resident Hummingbird.

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The Hellebore which I believe is ‘Wedding Party’ is very precocious. The previous post of mine had only one fully open bloom. My photos from other years that are as advanced as this are dated mid February and March. Several other plants have one flower open so our warmest ever December has primed them to go full blast.

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Here are a couple more showing color. It was 50° today, Friday, so they’ll be opening soon.

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In the back yard in winter, heavy rain makes for a noisy pond. And a slush covered pond in freezing weather.

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The gutters on the house and the tool shed (clubhouse) were reset to direct rain from the roof into the pond and down a waterfall, in the case of the shed. I was inspired by the Japan Center at UBC. it’s a huge pyramid with no gutters, except at the entries. The water falls into concrete ponds around the perimeter that descend over waterfalls down the hillside. It dawned on me that this was celebrating the rain instead of cursing it.

I’m not sure how the employees whose offices look out through the sheets of water from the roof like it, but I’m glad to have our water noise varying depending on the intensity of the precipitation.

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The pond looked fine in mid December, as did the golden leaved Jasmine Vine on the fence. It is a friendly privacy screen from the neighbors. The pots by the pond had Tomatoes hence the Tomato cages.

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My partner covered the door and unglazed windows in the shed to store tender plants like the Calocasia in the next photo.

This Calocasia has black foliage. You can see the outside of one leaf in the lower right of the photo. We enjoy this view with the light coming through the leaves from inside the shed / clubhouse. It makes me think of stained glass.

It’s tucked away in the shed, and will get a few strings of incandescent Christmas lights around it if we get a hard freeze. They’ll be inside double layered mylar sheets to hold the warmth.

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What’s going on in your garden (planning / prep / memories), this weekend?

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: Successes in the Pacific Northwest

by Anne Laurie|  January 4, 20265:56 am| 31 Comments

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Master landscaper / photographer Dan B, once again stepping up:

The last set of garden pictures I sent were mostly mistakes. This batch are successes and my opinions on why they are successful. Some are from this winter and late Fall. Others are from other seasons.

Top photo: I planted two Abutilon, Flowering Maple, in big pots. This one is a Coral orange. My partner bought a rich red one that bloomed profusely for months. There are a couple flowers still open in January.

The orange one has lived through two winters. This past winter we had below freezing non-stop for five days and hit 15° several times. Abutilon are supposed to die below freezing. Good drainage may be the trick. I’m hoping the new red plant will be as tough.

By the driveway I planted several silver leaved, red flowered, Epilobium canum, a selection of a California native. We had less than an inch of rain per month from May through September and they did fine. They bloom late – September. This photo is from late December. I love this crazy late bloom.

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Also in front at the entry is this red Peony and dark blue P.C. Iris. These break the rule of pastel blooms in front but they’re early and the Epilobium is late. The rest of the time the pastels are spared competition from these showboaters.

It’s my belief that flowers that are vivid colors work together. If either of these were paler they’d clash. Many rich colors get along well.

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In late summer the pastel Lilies and the white Vitex agnus castus bloom. I love the contrast of flower size but the hummingbird likes both sizes.

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The Vitex grows to 15 feet. It’s a haven for little birds that love the shelter of the Garrya elliptica, Coast Silk Tassel, another coastal California native. It’s to the right in this picture. The little birds hide from the Bald Eagles and the hawks in the neighborhood then fly to the water dish / bird bath on the porch next to the coral pink Canna. Other flying things, the Blue Angels, were around this day.

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We’re in the flight path to Boeing Field, King County Municipal Airport, where the Blue Angels are staged. This plane is one of six in a row that fly directly, and loudly, overhead. The little birds don’t like the noise but stay in the Garrya. It’s amazing to watch them fly full speed into the Garrya. The plant looks like a solid wall to my human eyes but not the birds.

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On the north side of the small back terrace is a big pot with bronze New Zealand Flax and a bright orange Canna. They suffered from last winter but there were other plants in the pot so it looked okay.

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The big pot is a few feet from the north property line. I planted a Japanese Maple which I believe is called Coral Sunset. It provide privacy for us and stays under ten feet so is not confining – the neighbors yard is four feet lower so we can see the sky and taller plants over the top. The new foliage color, and Fall color, echoes the orange Canna. I don’t have pictures but there’s also a dark orange flowered Phygelius, Cape Fuchsia, with dark bronze foliage thar mimics the Flax.

I like to echo colors and contrast foliage shapes. The strap like leaves of the Flax and wide leaves of the Canna contrast with the small leaves of the Phygelius. It’s less important to have lots of flowers when there’s good foliage.

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I believe some of y’all have succeeded with indoor hydroponic gardens… anybody got pictures to share?

What’s going on in your gardens (indoor / memories / planning / suggestions), this week?

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: In the Bleak Midwinter

by Anne Laurie|  December 28, 20254:40 am| 34 Comments

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: In the Bleak Midwinter

Thanks to master photographer / gardener Dan B, for his photo of the first hellebore of the season in the Pacific Northwest.

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After more than 125 years, the Christmas Bird Count is more popular than ever

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— Pittsburgh Post-Gazette (@post-gazette.com) December 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM

Not *exactly* gardening, but close enough, given the season. From the Washington Post, “After more than 125 years, the Christmas Bird Count is more popular than ever” [gift link]:

OCEOLA TOWNSHIP, Mich. — On a quiet unpaved road the Saturday before Christmas, John Lowry scanned the skies, ready to jot tallies on a clipboard for his contribution to one of the longest-running citizen-powered data projects in North America.

Every year, the Audubon Society’s Christmas Bird Count draws tens of thousands of birders (and sometimes “SOBs” and “FOBs” — spouses and friends of birders) for the 126-year-old event that blends birding and data science.

Lowry, co-organizer of his designated circle — a 15-miles-across area where birders gather annually — and 20 others select a day between Dec. 14 and Jan. 5 to conduct their count. The participants divide the circle into seven areas and fan out with scopes and binoculars, eyes and ears sharply attuned so they can count every bird they see or hear from dawn to dusk.

The long-standing database from the Christmas count has helped scientists track bird population declines and changes in the environment, said Ben Haywood, who directs community science for the Audubon Society. Haywood said the bird count has spread over the years to South America and the Caribbean, which last year pushed the Audubon Society to a record 2,693 counts by more than 83,000 participants.

“We have over a century of really standardized data — people going out in the same places, at the same time of year, to look for the same species,” Haywood said. “That is a really valuable data source because it’s more robust than just randomly going out at any point.”…

With the Christmas Bird Count on pace to set another record for participation, Lowry thinks people in increasingly isolated times are drawn to activities that build community. It’s also an inclusive hobby for people who are blind or have mobility issues, he said. People can participate from their homes if they live in count circles, reporting the tallies taken from their front windows or backyards.

“There’s a way people can take part in this that doesn’t have to be, you know, stalking through marshland,” Lowry said…

Brian Barnabo, 40, is one of the birders who joined Lowry on Saturday. He described going from a casual bird observer 12 years ago to someone who now plans vacations with birding in mind. It was an easy habit to fall into: Barnabo started noticing more interesting birds after he got his Australian shepherd mix, Bear, and was taking him for regular walks.

“It just blew my mind in the first couple of weeks,” Barnabo said, describing the yellow-headed prothonotary warbler as the bird that sparked his interest. “Then I went out and bought every [birding] guide there was.”…

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: Be Careful What You Wish For

by Anne Laurie|  December 21, 20255:36 am| 26 Comments

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: Be Careful What You Wish For

Like a white Christmas… JeffG166:

12.14.2025
The heavy wet snow on the garden scrubs and trees.
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… Or a nicely wooded ‘Green Wall’. From Popular Mechanics, China Planted 78 Billion New Trees—and Seriously Messed Up Its Water Cycle:

… China began growing the Three-North Shelterbelt, or “The Great Green Wall,” in 1978 as an effort to combat soil erosion and decrease desert storms. The project, the country’s state-sponsored media announced, was finally complete as of last year.

According to Reuters, China grew 116,000 square miles of trees, increasing the country’s total forest coverage from 10 percent in 1949 to roughly 25 percent in 2024. But a new study published in the journal Earth’s Future, shows that all those additional trees (roughly 78 billion since the early 80s, by some estimates) come with some unforeseen consequences for China’s water distribution.

Scientists from Tianjin University, China Agricultural University in Beijing, and Utrecht University in the Netherlands found that between 2001 and 2020, increased vegetation reduced water resources in both the eastern monsoon region and the northwestern arid region. That’s a big deal, considering these areas make up roughly 74 percent of China’s total land area, according to Live Science.

According to the study, regreening efforts like the Great Green Wall—along with other tree-planting initiatives, such as Grain for Green Program and the Natural Forest Protection Program, with both started in 1999—have increased evapotranspiration, which is a portmanteau of evaporation and transpiration (the process through which plants release water vapor through tiny pores known as stomata).

“These shifts caused changes in precipitation, directing more moisture to the Tibetan Plateau, which saw an increase in water availability,” the authors wrote. “In contrast, eastern and northwestern China experienced a decrease in water availability, with the northwest losing the most due to substantial moisture moving to the Tibetan Plateau.”

By studying these rapid land use/cover changes (LUCC), the authors also note that certain zone transitions—such as grasslands-to-forests or croplands-to-grasslands—impacted evapotranspiration, precipitation rates, and water availability at varying rates. For example, grasslands transformed into forests increased evapotranspiration and precipitation, but negatively impacted water availability.

Unfortunately, China’s water availability isn’t conveniently distributed for its population. According to the study, the country’s northern regions contain roughly 46 percent of its population and more than half of the arable land, but only 20 percent of water availability. The authors argue that these altered hydrological cycles need to be taken into account when planning future reforestation efforts…

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: Garden Goofs & Miscues

by Anne Laurie|  December 14, 20255:04 am| 60 Comments

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From master landscaper & photographer Dan B:

This gloomy picture represents how I sometimes feel when plans for the Garden go awry. This picture was from the day after the monster Atmospheric River passed. We had only six blocks of visibility where 40 miles was typical. It’s a metaphor for garden dreams and visions going wrong, or just dimming or diverging.

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Top photo: In front the color scheme is pink, in the back it’s hot colors for the most part – scarlet and gold. Some pinks appear reddish next to others. Both the Gaura ‘Little Janie’, and the “pink” Daylily are staying, because perfection is not necessary for joy.

In front of the front steps is a wonderful arrangement of rare and extraordinary groundcovers, until a Blue Leaved Rose, Rosa glauca, sprouted. It must have come from seed from a nursery I had for my landscape installation business. I grew landscape plants that were nearly impossible to obtain retail or wholesale. Rosa glauca with gorgeous blue and silvery foliage followed by vibrant scarlet hips, is one — but at 14 feet high and wide, it’s a bit too much for a tiny bed of groundcovers. My partner loves “free” plants so I’ve got to get devious before the Cutleaf Goldthread and double Hellebore succumb. (The Rose seed would have come from the late 90’s since I closed the nursery then.)

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I planted a Chaste Tree, Vitex Agnus-Castus, for its bright blue flower spikes and… this one is white! Despite being disappointed by the lack of blue flowers I’ve decided I love it. The bright white flowers glow even on overcast days like this one, for example. Little birds love it as a launch pad for the bird bath.

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On the side of the house I planted a gorgeous red Crepe Myrtle. Others I’ve planted in the Seattle area have grown to ten to twelve feet but this one is more than fifteen feet and starting to shade the solar panels. This year’s growth spurt was two feet so slowing down doesn’t seem to be in its plans. My partner cut it back this summer but ladders will not be on his agenda for much longer. Time to locate a good strong (bounces well) arborist.

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I rebuilt the garden shed. It’s great for watching the sunset, but the house color is only okay when the sky is at its most red. When we get the money the red and the greenish grey will be gone.

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The tool shed turned out well so my partner determined that it needed to be the “clubhouse / garden room” and filled with collectibles from his family. The garden tools (professional quality from my former business) are now stashed under shrubs.

Sigh…
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Along the back fence I planted shrubs and vines to screen us from the neighbors. Hebe ‘Midsummer Beauty’ went in the corner. It was perfect at eight feet tall and ten feet across with fragrant blooms for months, until we had two weeks below zero.

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This New Zealand native lost all but one small branch so we’ve got a hole in the screen, visible just left of the umbrella in the picture. Its in line with the outdoor dining table. The Hebe barely grew this year so it may need to be replaced.
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A genuine mistake was planting this Manzanita, Arctostaphylos ‘Sunset’, along the chain link fence in front. It grew through the chain link and then the branches were girdled. The remnant trunks are along the ground. We’ve got a Loropetalum chinense to fill in but there will be a bit of foliage color clash. Oh well.

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I planted a Paper Bark Maple, a modestly scaled tree (25 feet), at a gap where the neighbor’s bedroom windows line up with ours. The wonderful semi-evergreen Akebia quinata ‘Shirobana’ (white flowered like small clusters of pearls) on the fence decided to try to smother the Maple, so scary unstable ladder work was necessary. The Maple has grown well so I’m hopeful that less pruning is likely in the future.

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I selected plants that would survive our low rainfall summers with one to three waterings per month but we have had much less precipitation than normal. We’re headed to Western Oklahoma levels, with cooler weather, but since we didn’t install irrigation or sleeving for pipes we’ve got hoses. We’ve had to water almost daily so putting the hoses away is low on the list. Fortunately photo processing can eliminate the hoses from pictures.

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Eucalyptus are amazing evergreen trees and this one, E. niphofila subspecies Niphofila, is a smaller version. There was a beautiful 18 foot, slender, specimen by the Arboretum Visitor’s Center for many decades. Every propagule of this elegant little tree has grown to massive proportions. The foliage is beautiful silver grey and it’s covered with fuzzy cream colored flowers with a fragrance that wanders. It’s a lovely behemoth. It looks like massive pruning is in the future.

At least our garden is growing, right?
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What’s going on in your garden (cleanup / memories / planning), this week?

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: Desert Yardscaping

by Anne Laurie|  December 7, 20256:10 am| 58 Comments

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You guys, I just love this garden so damn much. Six months ago, this was a dying lawn!

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— Kingfisher & Wombat (@tkingfisher.com) July 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM

Since I’m out of photos (*hint hint*), here’s part of a very long thread on thoughtful desert gardening from Ursula Vernon, who some of you may know as T. Kingfisher. Since some of y’all have been helping Cole out designing his new desert-friendly backyard…

This is a Mojave Sage, S. pachyphylla, and it is just ridiculous. There are cultivars in the trade, and if you’re in the Southwest, it’ll probably grow for you.

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— Kingfisher & Wombat (@tkingfisher.com) July 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM

This is Fringed Sage, Artemisia frigida, and I am utterly in love with it. It’s just this structural silver clump and it anchors the whole bed while all the flowers grow around it. I think Native Plant Guy watered it a couple times when it was planted, but it’s not on the drip irrigation.

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— Kingfisher & Wombat (@tkingfisher.com) July 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM

This is a small bed and because of camera angles you cannot see the mountain that basically hangs over it, alas. The orange are Agastache cultivars (I suspect they’ll be short-lived but I’m willing to try) and we’ve got a couple non-native Salvias, a dwarf rabbit bush, and a volunteer skeletonplant.

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— Kingfisher & Wombat (@tkingfisher.com) July 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM

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I live in New Mexico, a weirdass state where the Great Plains runs into the Chihuahuan Desert runs into the Colorado Plateau and also there’s some mountains thrown in for fun. Like a dozen ecotypes run cheek by jowl, frequently a mile up. Ecoregions rarely divide super neatly so it’s a mishmash.

We can safely say that most of it, however, is either desert or very desert adjacent. The rough definition of a desert is “receives less than ten inches of rain annually.” Albuquerque is therefore a desert, and in practice the vegetation is sorta like the last gasp of the Chihuahuan Desert.

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It gets way too cold for a lot of the endemics, but other things grow great, and then you get sorta bleed from Colorado, and anyway, it’s a jumble. Part of that jumble is the “juniper-piñon woodland” which is basically what you put between a grassland and a mountain so they don’t argue…

It was probably a really cool ecosystem. Then the ranchers came and overgrazed it to hell and now it’s basically a shitty shortgrass prairie with cholla everywhere because nothing in its right mind eats cholla.

Also on windy days, which is all of them, you can literally watch the topsoil blow east.

Okay! So how are we gonna store carbon here?

Well. You can use trees, of course, but you know what trees usually need?

WATER.

Piñon pines are great because they are super xeric (xerix means dry) for a tree, which is why they did great in the old savannah. Plant piñons, definitely!

But we have OPTIONS! We have so many glorious options! Because in deserts, plants usually do one of two things—either a shallow network of roots close to the soil to grab any water that falls before the neighbors get it, or a super deep network of roots that can reach deep and store water.,,

For our purposes, though, we want to sequester carbon! We want deep roots! And oh boy, are there some good ones.

Consider Ipomoea leptophylla, the native bush morning glory. Also called “manroot.”

…yes, get it out of your system, I’ll wait.

It’s a pretty little subshrub kinda thing. Gets maybe three feet tall. (Photo from the Ladybird Johnson Wildlife Center.)

The, uh, “manroot” is called that because it’s literally the size of a human. Can be over six feet long and weigh like a hundred pounds. That is an ASSLOAD of carbon.

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— Kingfisher & Wombat (@tkingfisher.com) July 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM

Desert Four ‘o Clock does something similar, eighteen inches tall, spreads nicely, HATES extra water—really really hates it—and gets a four foot tap root as thick as your wrist. On like no water! In a place that would make a tree sad!

— Kingfisher & Wombat (@tkingfisher.com) July 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM

IN CONCLUSION (finally) a desert or dry prairie grassland does not need to be made into trees! It’s pulling its carbon weight just fine! Respect the grassland! Respect the desert! It is not a slacker! It is doing big shit on way less water, and we should work with it, not against it.

(Anyone who has tried to eradicate *any* variety of escaped ipomoea, aka woodbine or bindweed, already knows how thick & spreading those roots can be.)

Much more at the link(s), if you can read BlueSky threads.

There’s a famous chart from the Conservation Research Institute, which demonstrates this. GAZE UPON THESE ROOTS, YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR.

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— Kingfisher & Wombat (@tkingfisher.com) July 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM

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