There’s an insane story in the WSJ about how TeMussolini has a new dementia game. He guesses the shoe size of male appointees and cronies, then has a minion order Florsheim shoes for them in the size he guessed.
He expects giftees to wear the shoes in his presence. Doesn’t always work out so well.

Real Caligula appoints his horse as consul stuff!
I wonder if the shoe recipients hobble around in ill-fitting shoes indefinitely, or do they order the same shoes in the right size and make the switch on the down low?
I hope it’s the former. They deserve cruel shoes.
Open thread.
ETA: Piggy is supposed to give a speech right about now. It will be lies, so I’m not gonna bother watching.




