A story came out earlier this month about DHS Sec. Kristi Noem and her violent dickhead boyfriend Corey Lewandowski having a meltdown midflight when they learned Noem’s personal “weighted blanket” had been left behind when the two changed planes.
It was a weird tale about a pointless and embarrassing tantrum. Unless you’re literally a toddler, blankets are easily replaced and/or forwarded to one’s eventual destination, even Very Special Blankies.
But since the principals involved are weird, pointless and embarrassing people, it never occurred to me to question the premise. Now it turns out the personal item left behind maybe wasn’t a blanket at all? (TNR)
But three DHS insiders that spoke with The Daily Mail indicate that the spectacle may not have been about an abandoned blanket, but rather a mysterious bag with potentially embarrassing contents.
“This was never about a blanket,” one insider with knowledge of the incident told the Mail. “The blanket was a cover story for what really happened. The whole thing was really about the bag that was left.”
The insiders were unable to shed light on what was in the bag.
So what was in that bag?



