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Tariff Torpedo (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  January 17, 202612:46 pm| 182 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

Senile Satan just dropped a new rant:

We have subsidized Denmark, and all of the Countries of the European Union, and others, for many years by not charging them Tariffs, or any other forms of remuneration. Now, after Centuries, it is time for Denmark to give back — World Peace is at stake! China and Russia want Greenland, and there is not a thing that Denmark can do about it. They currently have two dogsleds as protection, one added recently. Only the United States of America, under PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP, can play in this game, and very successfully, at that! Nobody will touch this sacred piece of Land, especially since the National Security of the United States, and the World at large, is at stake. On top of everything else, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, The United Kingdom, The Netherlands, and Finland have journeyed to Greenland, for purposes unknown. This is a very dangerous situation for the Safety, Security, and Survival of our Planet. These Countries, who are playing this very dangerous game, have put a level of risk in play that is not tenable or sustainable. Therefore, it is imperative that, in order to protect Global Peace and Security, strong measures be taken so that this potentially perilous situation end quickly, and without question. Starting on February 1st, 2026, all of the above mentioned Countries (Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, The United Kingdom, The Netherlands, and Finland), will be charged a 10% Tariff on any and all goods sent to the United States of America. On June 1st, 2026, the Tariff will be increased to 25%. This Tariff will be due and payable until such time as a Deal is reached for the Complete and Total purchase of Greenland. The United States has been trying to do this transaction for over 150 years. Many Presidents have tried, and for good reason, but Denmark has always refused. Now, because of The Golden Dome, and Modern Day Weapons Systems, both Offensive and Defensive, the need to ACQUIRE is especially important. Hundreds of Billions of Dollars are currently being spent on Security Programs having to do with “The Dome,” including for the possible protection of Canada, and this very brilliant, but highly complex system can only work at its maximum potential and efficiency, because of angles, metes, and bounds, if this Land is included in it. The United States of America is immediately open to negotiation with Denmark and/or any of these Countries that have put so much at risk, despite all that we have done for them, including maximum protection, over so many decades. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

DONALD J. TRUMP
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Surely this will revive the sputtering economy and strengthen our crumbling alliances! But seriously, he won’t stop ruining shit until someone stops him, and right now, only Republicans (in Congress and on the Supreme Court) have the power to stop him. They won’t.

Maybe the EU and other targeted countries dump U.S. Treasury bonds? I have no idea what will happen. But someone needs to punch the bully in the snot locker.

Open thread.

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Late Night Open Thread: ‘Trump’s immigration erosion worries his team’

by Anne Laurie|  January 16, 202611:42 pm| 53 Comments

This post is in: Immigration, Republicans in Disarray!, Shitty Cops, Trumpery

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— Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST (@chathamharrison.bsky.social) January 16, 2026 at 12:48 PM

If only the Tsar… well, he may *know*, but has he checked the polls lately? There’s a line from an A.A. Milne poem about a six-year-old’s engineering attempts: “It’s a good sort of brake / It just hasn’t worked yet.” The GOP, Axios is eager to explain, is in its Earnest Six-Year-Old Mode:

President Trump’s team recently reviewed private GOP polling that showed support for his immigration policies falling. The results, reflected in public surveys, bolstered internal concern about the administration’s confrontational enforcement tactics.

– Now, as the chaotic scenes from Minnesota play out around the clock on TV and social media, Axios has learned that some Trump advisers quietly are talking about “recalibrating” the White House’s approach — though it’s unclear what changes Trump would embrace, if any.

Why it matters:
The worries in part of Trump’s brain trust are the first signs of internal second-guessing of his controversial ICE enforcement tactics.

– The private polling suggested a rupturing of the coalition of independent, moderate and minority voters who were key parts of Trump’s victory in 2024. Such voters will play a big role in determining whether Republicans keep their slim House majority in November’s midterms.

– If Republicans lose the House, Trump will head into his final two years in office as a lame duck who, he acknowledges, could face a third impeachment.

Zoom in: To the degree they support a more constrained approach, some advisers are playing to the president’s occasional misgivings about the optics of some ICE tactics.

– “I wouldn’t say he’s concerned about the policy,” a top Trump adviser told Axios. “He wants deportations. He wants mass deportations. What he doesn’t want is what people are seeing. He doesn’t like the way it looks. It looks bad, so he’s expressed some discomfort at that.”

– “… [T]here’s the right way to do this. And this doesn’t look like the right way to a lot of people.” …

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'Trump's immigration erosion worries his team'

We've come so far. We have so far yet to go.

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— Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST (@chathamharrison.bsky.social) January 16, 2026 at 11:19 AM

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Healthcare Open Thread: Trump-(Don’t)-Care

by Anne Laurie|  January 16, 20266:19 pm| 114 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Trumpery, World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It)

Have never been seen before=I can’t remember any details.

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— Dana Houle (@danahoule.bsky.social) January 16, 2026 at 2:54 PM

After more than 5 years of it being just 2 weeks away, Trump finally reveals a failed and dysfunctional concept of a healthcare plan.

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— David Pakman (@davidpakman.bsky.social) January 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM

President Trump announced a health care proposal he dubbed the “Great Healthcare Plan,” outlining a set of cost-cutting ideas.
The proposal falls far short of his promises to deliver a replacement for the Affordable Care Act.

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— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM


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… The administration released no legislative text nor timeline for related congressional action and did not indicate whether Republican leaders support the proposal, even as health care costs loom as a central issue in this year’s closely contested midterm elections. Asked how the proposal would advance in Congress, administration officials said it was a “broad architecture” intended to guide lawmakers on next steps.

“There’ll be ongoing conversations, and we hope to be able to support with specific language for the legislation,” Mehmet Oz, one of Trump’s top health care deputies, told reporters Thursday on a conference call. The White House also launched a new website, GreatHealthcare.gov, ahead of Trump’s announcement…

Democrats mocked the administration’s language Thursday, questioning whether Trump could call his proposal a “plan” given the lack of details.

“Donald Trump’s new plan is a Band-Aid for the full-blown health care crisis he and Republicans in Congress created,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Massachusetts) told The Washington Post in a statement.

Trump’s proposal includes a mix of initiatives that are already underway, such as Trump’s push to cut U.S. drug prices by linking them with the lower cost of drugs sold abroad, and some of his stalled ambitions, such as his desire to redirect billions of dollars in federal funding away from health insurers and toward average Americans. Trump also called to restore funding for the ACA’s cost-sharing reduction program, an insurance subsidy program that he ended in his first term, and to institute “maximum price transparency” by requiring hospitals and insurers to make more information available to consumers.

The proposal does not include new ideas to expand health coverage or simplify America’s often-byzantine health care system. It also falls far short of Trump’s promises to deliver a replacement for the ACA, the sweeping 2010 health law that has been credited with helping more than 20 million Americans get health coverage and has long been targeted for repeal by Trump and his GOP allies. Republican leaders have refused to extend an ACA subsidy program that expired in December, with Democrats pushing to restore that program as a way to lower health care costs and reduce instability in insurance markets.

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In his announcement, Trump criticized the ACA as “hated” and “unaffordable” but said that his own proposal to restore funding for the cost-sharing reduction program would lead to meaningful savings for the most popular plans sold on the ACA marketplaces…

Sen. Ron Wyden (Oregon), the top Democrat on the Senate Finance Committee that oversees aspects of the U.S. health system, dismissed Trump’s announcement as one of his “empty promises” on health care.

“Every American should be asking themselves a simple question: are you paying more for your health care than you were a year ago?” Wyden said in a statement, alluding to reports that premiums have risen across the country. “The answer ought to tell you everything you need to know about the Trump-Republican health care agenda.”

Americans are more likely to trust Democrats than Republicans on health care issues, polls show. Trump’s failed efforts to repeal the ACA in 2017 helped contribute to Democrats retaking the House the following year — a scenario that has left many Republicans wary of attempting major health care reform again, particularly ahead of this year’s midterms…

The White House was unhappy with this story and warned they were drafting a tweet to dunk on it.

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— Dan Diamond (@ddiamond.bsky.social) January 16, 2026 at 9:54 AM

The short document, titled the Great Healthcare Plan, provides four headline objectives, but few specific details as to how they will be achieved.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026…?

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— RoseMarie (@rosesbloom24.bsky.social) January 15, 2026 at 3:52 PM

Nothing bores Trump more than healthcare. This has been true for years. He just wants the issue to go away, so he can focus on topics like invading Greenland or putting his name on buildings.

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— Bill Grueskin (@bgrueskin.bsky.social) January 16, 2026 at 11:42 AM

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Horrifying and Inspiring Is Right

by WaterGirl|  January 16, 202612:05 pm| 221 Comments

This post is in: Breathtaking Corruption, Breathtaking Criminality and Lawlessness, Open Threads, Political Action, Politics

There’s hope for the survival of this great lady, yet.

The United States Court of Appeals for the DC Circuit (LIVE AUDIO)

Paul Krugman is one of my go to people.  Clear-eyed, calm, not crouching in a corner.

I thought the process of losing our democracy would be a slow, ineluctable descent as institutions and people resigned themselves to the seemingly inevitable. I expected the process to be akin to what happened in Hungary, where ordinary people’s lives remained mostly normal amid Viktor Orban’s authoritarian takeover. There, independent media have been suppressed, business has been co-opted by crony capitalism, the judicial and electoral systems have been rigged. But Orban didn’t employ armed thugs to brutalize, maim and murder people in the streets. Rather, Hungary’s democracy fell to a quiet, creeping coup.

My early fears weren’t completely off base. Everything that transpired in the first few months of Trump 47 suggests that if our own home-grown fascists had been as patient as Orban, a de facto dictatorship would have been established here with relative ease. Our vaunted institutions, our system of checks and balances, either capitulated quickly or were overrun by Trump’s onslaught. Big business quickly bent the knee, immediately directing its focus to how to make money through Trump trades. The Supreme Court and the Republican Congress abetted and even encouraged every fascist move.

Yet the US has not replicated Hungary’s measured slide into authoritarianism.For Trump and his minions aren’t patient. They want retribution and subjugation. Threats and dominance displays are how they operate. They burn with racism, misogyny, and performative cruelty.

So now we have Minneapolis, America’s laboratory of democratic destruction, where ICE agents have gone fullSturmabteilung, terrorizing and even killing not only people with brown skin, but anyone who protests or gets in their way. And the irony is that this may be for the better.

For a gradual destruction of democracy would have been hard to resist. After all, who wants to rock the boat when there’s money to be made, jobs to keep, perks to be had, convenient bothsideism to be upheld, if you will just be silent and keep your head down?

Instead, however, the assault on freedom and civil liberties is open, lurid, and impossible to deny.

While our institutions and our elites have failed us, ordinary Americans are rising to the occasion.

If Minneapolis is a laboratory of democratic destruction, it has also become a laboratory of civil resistance — organized civil resistance, of a kind we haven’t seen since the civil rights movement. When ICE is on the rampage, crowds of brave Americans, summoned by texts and whistles, quickly gather to stand against the masked men with guns. As the outrage grows, people of common decency — like the federal prosecutors in Minnesota who chose to resign rather than pervert justice by going after Renee Nicole Good’s wife — are taking a stand.

In a post earlier this week, or perhaps it was just in a comment, I talked about there being two faces to “What If?”  We mostly fall into the trap of “what if-ing” toward the negative, but it’s more constructive if we can also imagine “what if” in a positive direction.  So I especially like how Paul Krugman ends this piece.

So what’s happening now is both horrifying and inspiring. How will it all end? I don’t know, but maybe, just maybe, our democracy isn’t being destroyed — it’s being forged anew in the hands of the American people.

I know this has been front-paged at least once, maybe twice, but in case you missed it.

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Late Night Open Thread: Multigenerational GOP Crime Families

by Anne Laurie|  January 16, 20264:25 am| 69 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Outlaws, Republican Venality

Lot to unpack—
"Disgraced congressman Duncan Hunter got a Trump pardon….Hunter is using what’s left of his political influence to help Raymond Liddy, son of infamous Watergate figure G. Gordon Liddy, escape his conviction for child pornography."

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— Zach Everson (@zacheverson.com) January 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM

Not sure if becoming a permanent minority party has been a deterrent to the Republicans, or if this (less oversight) was their goal all along… Per the San Diego Union-Tribune, “Hunter is using what’s left of his political influence to help Raymond Liddy, son of infamous Watergate figure G. Gordon Liddy, escape his conviction for child pornography”:

… According to a federal disclosure filed late last year, [Duncan] Hunter is working to secure a pardon for the son of G. Gordon Liddy, who went to prison for overseeing the break-in of Democratic Party headquarters at the Watergate Hotel and other crimes that drove Richard Nixon from the White House…

Liddy, who is 62 and lives in a $6 million home in Coronado, was sentenced to five years of probation following his criminal conviction in a bench trial, which means the case was decided by a judge rather than a jury.

He also lost his job at the California Department of Justice and was disbarred…

Federal court records in Tennessee show Liddy violated his probation in 2023 and was sent to prison.

Among the violations, records show, Liddy was arrested for drunken driving in South San Diego County in 2021. According to court records, he threatened his probation officer, called her a racial slur and repeatedly abused drugs and alcohol.

“Both Mr. Liddy and his wife, Courtney Liddy, continued calling (the officer) obscene names to include ‘b—’ and ‘mother—’ as well as telling the probation officer to ‘go f— yourself’ and ‘we know where you are n— and we will find and kill you,’” the May 9, 2023, warrant petition says…

He was released from the federal Bureau of Prisons on Jan. 17, 2025, and is registered as a sex offender in both California and Tennessee. He remains under supervised release.

Hunter, meanwhile, who turned 50 last month, committed crimes of his own.

He was elected to Congress as a Republican in 2008 in the East County congressional seat held for decades by his father. But federal election regulators opened an investigation into Hunter’s use of campaign donations following a 2016 report by The San Diego Union-Tribune…

Despite the criminal allegations, which accused the pair of spending more than $250,000 in campaign funds on travel, fine dining and other personal expenses, Hunter was re-elected in 2018 and again in 2020.

But one month after winning his seventh term, Hunter pleaded guilty to a single felony count. He was sentenced to 11 months in prison but received a pardon from President Trump in December 2020, weeks before he was due to report to federal prison…

Trump administration records show the Liddy pardon or clemency application as pending, meaning it is under consideration.

No details about the request are publicly available, beyond a designation that says Liddy is seeking a “pardon after completion of sentence.” The application was filed in 2025…

Many people freed of criminal charges under Trump’s presidential authority have gone on to commit new crimes, including Adriana Camberos of Chula Vista, who was granted clemency in 2021 but sent back to prison last year following a new conviction.

Habitual recidivists — perhaps it’s something in the GOP culture. (Wealth of details at the link.)

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For The Caws

by Betty Cracker|  January 15, 20265:17 pm| 75 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics

I’ve attempted to cultivate a friendship with local crows by leaving peanuts, etc., to curry favor. Crows are smart and loyal, so it would be cool to know them, but this guy on Threads is taking it to a whole new level — he’s teaching crows to snatch MAGA hats:

 

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To be fair, the birds are learning to snatch RED hats, so theoretically, a Tampa Bay Bucs or Cincinnati Reds fan in a red ball cap could fall victim. I’m not sure it’s possible to teach them to take MAGA hats only, but maybe. They’re intelligent birds.

A dubious data point: MAGA hats are scarcely seen anymore, even in my neck of the woods. It’s a good sign. We all have our parts to play, even our feathered friends.

Open thread!

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Foreign Affairs Open Thread: Denmark Has Friends — Does Trump?

by Anne Laurie|  January 15, 20261:58 pm| 81 Comments

This post is in: Breathtaking Criminality and Lawlessness, Foreign Policy, Open Threads, Trump Crime Cartel

I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.

— Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) January 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM

Greenland PM Jens-Frederik Nielsen:
"If we have to choose between the US & Denmark here and now, we choose Denmark. We choose NATO. We choose the Kingdom of Denmark. We choose the EU."
"Greenland does not want to be owned by the US. Greenland does not want to be governed by the US" he later added.

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— Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) January 13, 2026 at 2:50 PM

They'll stick to an official line of not explicitly saying it, keep all the face-saving off ramps open, it can be spun as doing what he asked for. But this is an actual for-real military deployment in response to a fear of an American invasion. Soldiers to defend themselves from us, the rogue state.

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— Andy Craig (@andycraig.bsky.social) January 14, 2026 at 7:22 AM

NEW and WOW: Germany, Netherlands, Sweden, and Canada are sending troops to Greenland amid continued threats from U.S. President Donald Trump to annex the territory, multiple outlets reported. www.newsweek.com/greenland-ge…

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— Dean Obeidallah (@deanobeidallah.bsky.social) January 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM

Ah, the “but I REALLY need it” exception to “thou shalt not steal”.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) January 14, 2026 at 7:28 AM

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They do not want us
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— Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) January 14, 2026 at 7:24 AM

Trump is acting as though Greenland and U.S. bases there haven’t long been an integral part of our strategic deterrent and defenses, throughout the entire Cold War.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) January 14, 2026 at 8:03 AM

This is some crazy shit. www.cnn.com/2026/01/14/p…

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) January 14, 2026 at 8:51 AM

#BREAKING Denmark's foreign minister said after talks with US officials in Washington that US President Donald Trump has a clear wish of 'conquering' Greenland.

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— AFP News Agency (@en.afp.com) January 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM

“.. It’s clear that the president has this wish of conquering Greenland, and we made it very, very clear that this is not in the interest” of either Denmark or Greenland, Rasmussen said.
@wsj.com
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— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) January 15, 2026 at 7:52 AM

No doubt the Very Serious People are reassuring the allies a US-NATO war is unthinkable but the thing is the last 27 things we promised them were unthinkable got thought. At some point, our reassurances start to sound a tad hollow.

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— Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) January 15, 2026 at 8:12 AM

i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”

— jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) January 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM

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