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The words do not have to be perfect.

Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Republicans: “Abortion is murder but you can take a bus to get one.” Easy peasy.

I would gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

Tide comes in. Tide goes out. You can’t explain that.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

A fool as well as an oath-breaker.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

“Loving your country does not mean lying about its history.”

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

The snowflake in chief appeared visibly frustrated when questioned by a reporter about egg prices.

Republicans firmly believe having an abortion is a very personal, very private decision between a woman and J.D. Vance.

Nothing says ‘pro-life’ like letting children go hungry.

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

One of our two political parties is a cult whose leader admires Vladimir Putin.

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Happy New Year

by John Cole|  January 1, 200812:08 am| 41 Comments

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Stiffest drink I had was an iced mocha.

I am officially old and lame.

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