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Tuesday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  July 29, 20257:47 pm| 149 Comments

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It is overcast and rainy and everything hurts and on top of that it is like 80% humidity, the kind where there is no breeze and it feels like you are wearing a skin skin made of vapor. I am not loving things and am unmotivated to write at length about anything.

And then there is this fucking guy:

nobody wants this
nobody asked for this
nobody needs this

[image or embed]

— Cake or Death (@johngcole.bsky.social) July 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM

Just go away.

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149Comments

  1. 1.

    Doug R

    July 29, 2025 at 7:48 pm

    “Yellow lines and dead armadillos”

  2. 2.

    cain

    July 29, 2025 at 7:51 pm

    His career is dead and loving it

  3. 3.

    kindness

    July 29, 2025 at 7:51 pm

    Manchin’s book is going to be in the remainder bin within a month.

  4. 4.

    mapanghimagsik

    July 29, 2025 at 7:53 pm

    The working title was “Dead inside”

  5. 5.

    Harrison Wesley

    July 29, 2025 at 7:53 pm

    @Doug R: Jim Hightower!

  6. 6.

    geg6

    July 29, 2025 at 7:54 pm

    You have got to be kidding.  Jesus, who would buy that shit?

    Hell Cole, quitcher bitchin’.  At least you got some rain.  It was 90F and sunny all day with ridiculous humidity.  One more day of this and, hopefully, by Thursday it will finally be only 80F.  I hate this stuff going on for weeks on end.  I don’t want anything crazy.  Just normal summer temps!

  7. 7.

    geg6

    July 29, 2025 at 7:54 pm

    @kindness:

    A week at most.

  8. 8.

    Chief Oshkosh

    July 29, 2025 at 7:57 pm

    “Dead Center”??

    Well, he should know. He helped kill it.

  9. 9.

    dmsilev

    July 29, 2025 at 7:57 pm

    Today’s fun read comes to us courtesy of the Oklahoma Board of Education:

    Nude women streamed to office TV derail Oklahoma Board of Education meeting

    But the current hot-button issue consuming the Oklahoma State Board of Education isn’t about improving this position; it’s about whether someone was streaming video of nude women gathered around a “chiropractic table” to a TV visible during a Board of Education meeting last week.

    Making the whole thing even wilder is the behavior of Walters, who was running the meeting and whose staff is now pumping out official press releases with gloriously deranged headlines like “Response to the Most Absurd, False, and Gutter Political Attack from a Desperate, Failing Establishment.”

    According to his press release, Walters said that “any suggestion that a device of mine was used to stream inappropriate content on the television set is categorically false. I have no knowledge of what was on the TV screen during the alleged incident, and there is absolutely no truth to any implication of wrongdoing.”

    (I think that’s what TV Tropes calls a “Curiously Specific Denial”)

    I was like, “What am I seeing?” I kind of was in shock, honestly. I started to question whether I was actually seeing what I was seeing… I was like, “Is that woman naked?” And then I was like, “No, she’s got a body suit on.” And it happened very quickly, I was like, “That is not a body suit.” And I hate to even use these terms, but I said, “Those are her nipples.” And then I was looking closer, and I got a full-body view…

    Another board member confirmed this description, calling the footage “retro” and saying that the nude women were standing around a “chiropractic table.”

    Retro? The nude women standing around a chiropractic table had 1960s hairstyles? The footage had musical accompaniment like a 1920s silent film? Please, this needs more explanation.

  10. 10.

    Harrison Wesley

    July 29, 2025 at 7:57 pm

    Dead Last? Dead in the Water?

  11. 11.

    Miki

    July 29, 2025 at 7:58 pm

    Blame your neighbors, John.

    It’s beyond time.

  12. 12.

    Baud

    July 29, 2025 at 7:59 pm

    Nice try, fascists. I still oppose book burning.

  13. 13.

    lowtechcyclist

    July 29, 2025 at 8:01 pm

    Fuck yeah! Halfway between the Democrats and a party that’s gone batshit insane, that’s the place where you’ll find true wisdom!

  14. 14.

    Wapiti

    July 29, 2025 at 8:03 pm

    @dmsilev: Retro, in this context, might mean no skin art or piercings?

  15. 15.

    piratedan

    July 29, 2025 at 8:03 pm

    perhaps “Dead In The Water” was too dead center perfect?

  16. 16.

    Luther M. Siler

    July 29, 2025 at 8:04 pm

    “Dead Center,” it says, featuring an image of solely the right wing of his face.

  17. 17.

    dmsilev

    July 29, 2025 at 8:05 pm

    @Wapiti: I suppose that might be it.

    Also, just how repressed do you have to be that you regard “nipples” as a dirty word? Even by Oklahoma Republican standards, that seems a bit much.

  18. 18.

    lowtechcyclist

    July 29, 2025 at 8:08 pm

    Not to mention, there IS no meaningful political center anymore.  What’s the centrist position between trying to build up programs that work for people, and trying to tear them all down?​

    ETA: Or what’s the centrist position between programs that make sense in the real world, and programs that are batshit insane?

  19. 19.

    Marcopolo

    July 29, 2025 at 8:10 pm

    @Luther M. Siler: which is strategically placed on the right side of the cover…can’t make this shit up!

  20. 20.

    eclare

    July 29, 2025 at 8:10 pm

    @geg6:

    Seriously.  We have had nothing but blazing sunshine for weeks, on top of the high today of 98.  The high on Friday is forecast to be 85.  Ahhhh…

  21. 21.

    bbleh

    July 29, 2025 at 8:12 pm

    LOLOLOL. “On a remainder table near you! Get it TODAY!”

  22. 22.

    Juju

    July 29, 2025 at 8:12 pm

    @mapanghimagsik: I was thinking Dead Wrong.

  23. 23.

    Shalimar

    July 29, 2025 at 8:12 pm

    @dmsilev: Mid-1980s porn is now 40 years old.  If porn were cars, everything before 2000 would be antiques.  We’re exactly the same distance from 1985 as people in 1985 were from the end of WWII.

    We’re all getting old, is what I’m saying.    The definition of retro is constantly changing.

  24. 24.

    Parfigliano

    July 29, 2025 at 8:13 pm

    @dmsilev: Best part is the guy whose office the TV streaming the porno was in is one of those christian wack jobs that’s always telling others they are going to hell for their moral failings.

  25. 25.

    lowtechcyclist

    July 29, 2025 at 8:13 pm

    @bbleh:

    “On a remainder table near you! Get it TODAY!”

    “Your last chance before they’re all shredded for recycling!”

  26. 26.

    Juju

    July 29, 2025 at 8:15 pm

    @Baud: If I needed it for tinder I wouldn’t hesitate.

  27. 27.

    The Audacity of Krope

    July 29, 2025 at 8:15 pm

    @geg6: You have got to be kidding. Jesus, who would buy that shit?

    There must be Manchin fans out there. Probably a lot of overlap with Romney fans.  Strong contenders for worst fandoms in politics.

  28. 28.

    lowtechcyclist

    July 29, 2025 at 8:16 pm

    I’m sure this turkey will sell dozens of copies.

  29. 29.

    JetsamPool

    July 29, 2025 at 8:17 pm

    This seems apropos to this blog, and probably the book, which I have no intention of even reading the summary:  Well this is shit

    Also, I’ve no more fucks to give

  30. 30.

    WaterGirl

    July 29, 2025 at 8:18 pm

    @Luther M. Siler: Good catch.

  31. 31.

    NotMax

    July 29, 2025 at 8:18 pm

    In other this is wrong on some many levels news, recently appointed Florida AG is selling “Alligator Alcatraz” merchandise online to fund his run for election.

  32. 32.

    bbleh

    July 29, 2025 at 8:18 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: “FAR more useful for banking flower and vegetable beds as is! Cover em with a little dirt, who’s gonna know?”

  33. 33.

    Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    July 29, 2025 at 8:20 pm

    @Shalimar:

    In 1985, The Beatles’ last album was 15 years old.

    In 2025, Nirvana’s last album is 31 years old.

    I am old.

  34. 34.

    lowtechcyclist

    July 29, 2025 at 8:20 pm

    Just go away.

    Musical accompaniment courtesy of Blondie.

  35. 35.

    prostratedragon

    July 29, 2025 at 8:24 pm

    When you’ve shut down Aaron Rupar, …

    of all the books i won’t read, this is the book i won’t read the most

  36. 36.

    Harrison Wesley

    July 29, 2025 at 8:26 pm

    @Formerly disgruntled in Oregon: As T.S. Eliot wrote,”I grow old,I grow old/I shall put my mobile phone on hold.”

  37. 37.

    Kayla Rudbek

    July 29, 2025 at 8:28 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: I don’t know for sure, although intellectual property laws make some real weird bedfellows (senators Hawley and Blumenthal were sponsoring an anti-AI bill, for example). ipwatchdog.com/2025/07/22/hawley-blumenthal-bill-aims-rein-ai-companies-use-copyrighted-works/id=190…

    Patent law I think runs about 2/3 Democratic to 1/3 Republicans in the profession overall (note that IP Watchdog has a very strong Republican bias in my opinion).

    However, the Republicans may have broken Gene Quinn who runs IP Watchdog, as the leaked proposal to have patent maintenance fees being based on the value of the patent (instead of flat fees as is currently done in the US and as the rest of the world does too). Directly quoting Quinn: “Let’s not sugar coat this. Charging patent owners a percentage of the overall value of a patent is catastrophically stupid.”
    ipwatchdog.com/2025/07/28/purported-plan-charge-patent-owners-percentage-patent-value-fraught-peril/…

  38. 38.

    NotMax

    July 29, 2025 at 8:30 pm

    @Harrison Wesley

    Substitute “flip phone” for “mobile phone.”
    :)

  39. 39.

    Nix Besser

    July 29, 2025 at 8:30 pm

    I’m surprised nobody has commented on the writer of the foreword. Nick Saban? Boy, those copies will just fly off the shelves with his imprimatur! Was Urban Meyer not available?

  40. 40.

    The Audacity of Krope

    July 29, 2025 at 8:31 pm

    @Nix Besser: I’m surprised nobody has commented on the writer of the foreword. Nick Saban?

    Is that the person who brought Power Rangers to the US?

  41. 41.

    Omnes Omnibus

    July 29, 2025 at 8:32 pm

    @prostratedragon: I mean, you couldn’t even hate read it.

  42. 42.

    The Audacity of Krope

    July 29, 2025 at 8:35 pm

    Manchin is the corporeal avatar of the notion that good politics involves not understanding anyone else’s true needs and concerns and forming compromises based on heinously superficial readings of the issue at hand, then weighting that compromise for your own personal interest and those of your friends and business partners.

  43. 43.

    Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    July 29, 2025 at 8:35 pm

    @Harrison Wesley: …I shall wear my baseball cap brim-forward.

  44. 44.

    Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    July 29, 2025 at 8:38 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: LOL – I bet there are some out there who are sufficiently masochistically-inclined…

  45. 45.

    NotMax

    July 29, 2025 at 8:38 pm

    @Kayla Rudbek

    Brings to mind the prediction of British admiral Jacky Fisher:

    ‘The most fatal error imaginable would be to put steam engines in submarines.”

    But the Royal Navy went ahead and did it anyway, with catastrophic results.

  46. 46.

    eclare

    July 29, 2025 at 8:38 pm

    @Nix Besser:

    Joe Manchin and Nick Saban have been friends for decades, from when they grew up close to each other in WV.

  47. 47.

    japa21

    July 29, 2025 at 8:39 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:  Quick question I’ve been meaning to ask you.  With Evers not running again, who is the likely strongest candidate for the Dems?

  48. 48.

    patrick II

    July 29, 2025 at 8:39 pm

    I am not sure what “dead center” in the current context means.  Trump wants to deport 1 million immigrants, the democrats zero who are not criminals. Does that mean Jonly wants to deport 500,000?  Trump is taking a $400,000,000 bribe, in the form of a Boeing 747.  Does Joe want to limit the president’s foreign bribes to $200,000,000?

  49. 49.

    Suzanne

    July 29, 2025 at 8:40 pm

    Can we yeet that motherfucker into a mineshaft already?!

    God. God. Just fuck off.

    Deep breath.

  50. 50.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 29, 2025 at 8:47 pm

    @Nix Besser: Haha!  Why not Ryan Day?

  51. 51.

    NotMax

    July 29, 2025 at 8:47 pm

    @NotMax

    Half hour informative video about that, for any who may be curious.

    The RIDICULOUS Steam Submarine: The K-Class Failure.

  52. 52.

    Chauncey Baker

    July 29, 2025 at 8:48 pm

    Like, I never comment, ever. Long, long time lurker. Can’t even get me out for those “Oh, look! You’re a great Lurker! Please, now do one of the things you like to do least and leave us a comment about how you love to be a Lurker. Thank You!” You’re a very polite bunch.

    I digress. I only comment when necessary and now is one of those times: Fuck this guy. Who…the…FUCK…is going to read this? This piece of shit needs to be vaporized. I’m not talking dead, just POOF: fucking gone. Who needs to hear another billionaire cry?

    Fuck this guy. Fuck him in the ear. Fuck him in both ears!

  53. 53.

    The Audacity of Krope

    July 29, 2025 at 8:49 pm

    @patrick II: I am not sure what “dead center” in the current context means.

    It means don’t think about things, don’t question things. Just leave the decision making to coal barons who will appropriate the fruits of your labor and treat your neighborhood like an aspiring Superfund.

  54. 54.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 29, 2025 at 8:49 pm

    @NotMax: 🎵We all live in a steamy submarine 🎵

  55. 55.

    Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    July 29, 2025 at 8:50 pm

    @The Audacity of Krope: Yes – though one could say that the covert (overt?) purpose of Manchin’s centrist woo is to justify the corruption that you described, as well as his family’s oh-so-special status as capitalist MoUs.

    Sorry about the quality of your Democratic politicians over there in WV, Cole.

  56. 56.

    The Audacity of Krope

    July 29, 2025 at 8:50 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: a steamy submarine

    That sounds like a euphemism for something quite delightful.

  57. 57.

    Sister Golden Bear

    July 29, 2025 at 8:52 pm

    @Parfigliano:

    christian wack jobs that’s always telling others they are going to hell for their moral failings.

    And of course he was a raving homophobe who had lesbian porn on the TV. Because that’s what Jeebus would watch.

  58. 58.

    The Audacity of Krope

    July 29, 2025 at 8:52 pm

    @Formerly disgruntled in Oregon: the covert (overt?) purpose of Manchin’s centrist woo is to justify the corruption that you described, as well as his family’s oh-so-special status as capitalist MoUs.

    That’s silly. It is self-justifying. You just declare yourself above the petty partisans.

  59. 59.

    Sister Golden Bear

    July 29, 2025 at 8:55 pm

    Meanwhile the West Coast is under a tsunami watch for the next hour thanks to an 8.7 quake off Russia.

    Probably nothing serious here in the SF Bay Area, but some parts of the Pacific got 1-3 meter waves.

  60. 60.

    Kayla Rudbek

    July 29, 2025 at 8:56 pm

    @NotMax: I think I have a book or two about bad inventions (although one of them lists the tandem bicycle as a bad invention so I’m not sure how far to trust the author’s judgment) and then the Japanese have developed un-useless inventions into a fine art en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chindōgu

  61. 61.

    Librettist

    July 29, 2025 at 8:58 pm

    Neo-centrist Joe Manchin. But that’s just labels. I’m sure the message is if Democrats had seen the right and nominated him when Biden dropped out, something… something.

    He is similar to Cuomo in that way. They view ideology as transactional in service of their narcissism.

  62. 62.

    Nix Besser

    July 29, 2025 at 8:59 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Sure, why not? Coach Day/Captain Redass probably needs the money less, though.

  63. 63.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 29, 2025 at 9:02 pm

    @The Audacity of Krope: LIke a steamed hot dog bun for a Chicago-style hot dog but it’s a sub roll? 😁

  64. 64.

    Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    July 29, 2025 at 9:02 pm

    @The Audacity of Krope: “Why are they so divisive? Can’t we all just come together?” Icky partisans…

    But it works all too well on swing voters, especially of the older and paler variety. And it can be co-opted for covertly partisan purposes by liberal Democrats – like Joe Biden.

    …who, unlike Bill Clinton and Barack Obama, was an unabashedly economically liberal, pro-union President, despite everyone calling him the centrist. But I digress.

  65. 65.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 29, 2025 at 9:03 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: LOL!

  66. 66.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 29, 2025 at 9:04 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: I blame Putin for the quake.

  67. 67.

    The Audacity of Krope

    July 29, 2025 at 9:05 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: LIke a steamed hot dog bun for a Chicago-style hot dog but it’s a sub roll? 😁

    Not remotely what I had in mind. But I’m dirty.

    That actually does sound like something that could be quite good. I’m a big fan of dumplings.

  68. 68.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 29, 2025 at 9:06 pm

    @Nix Besser: Captain Redass?

  69. 69.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 29, 2025 at 9:08 pm

    @The Audacity of Krope: 🎵Sauna sex aboard a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine 🎵?

  70. 70.

    p.a.

    July 29, 2025 at 9:09 pm

    Oh those poor trees.

  71. 71.

    Suzanne

    July 29, 2025 at 9:10 pm

    I am going to be petty, which is what I do best.

    The graphic design and photography on that book cover looks worse than a first-year graphics student’s first InDesign project. I bet it took someone all of half an hour to design that dreck. Well, the good news is that no one will be buying it.

  72. 72.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 29, 2025 at 9:11 pm

    @The Audacity of Krope: Recipe

  73. 73.

    JetsamPool

    July 29, 2025 at 9:11 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: That’s a big one, focal mechanism is a thrust fault at shallow depths, so a tsumani is likely.  I need to do some checking, haven’t been to the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center yet.

  74. 74.

    The Audacity of Krope

    July 29, 2025 at 9:14 pm

    @Formerly disgruntled in Oregon: But it works all too well on swing voters, especially of the older and paler variety. And it can be co-opted for covertly partisan purposes by liberal Democrats – like Joe Biden.

    It’s practically a politico-religious article of faith among people who are just interested in politics enough to vote but not to talk about it. Most of these types that I encounter, when pressed, will describe their common sense vision of this or that issue and more often than not sound like they’re agreeing with Democrats.  Stands to reason as Ds tend to form the compromises including both parties’ concerns among themselves. This person will nevertheless be shocked at the suggestion and insist Republicans are closer to their ideal.

    I got in just such a conversation with my mother recently. Who insisted Biden instituted open borders unilaterally and her vision of an immigration system that simply processed more people through the appropriate legal channels was something Democrats would never get behind.

    In my experience, the only barrier preventing Democrats getting behind such a plan would be their excessive accomodation to Republican concerns about border security. That is as opposed to actual concerns about border security, which are real, but are not the result of fever dreams.

  75. 75.

    Scout211

    July 29, 2025 at 9:14 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: whoa!  My family is vacationing in Hawaii right now and all island coastal areas are threatened.

    A TSUNAMI HAS BEEN GENERATED THAT COULD CAUSE DAMAGE ALONG
    COASTLINES OF ALL ISLANDS IN THE STATE OF HAWAII. URGENT ACTION
    SHOULD BE TAKEN TO PROTECT LIVES AND PROPERTY.

    A TSUNAMI IS A SERIES OF LONG OCEAN WAVES. EACH INDIVIDUAL WAVE
    CREST CAN LAST 5 TO 15 MINUTES OR MORE AND EXTENSIVELY FLOOD
    COASTAL AREAS. THE DANGER CAN CONTINUE FOR MANY HOURS AFTER THE
    INITIAL WAVE AS SUBSEQUENT WAVES ARRIVE. TSUNAMI WAVE HEIGHTS
    CANNOT BE PREDICTED AND THE FIRST WAVE MAY NOT BE THE LARGEST.
    TSUNAMI WAVES EFFICIENTLY WRAP AROUND ISLANDS. ALL SHORES ARE AT
    RISK NO MATTER WHICH DIRECTION THEY FACE. THE TROUGH OF A TSUNAMI
    WAVE MAY TEMPORARILY EXPOSE THE SEAFLOOR BUT THE AREA WILL
    QUICKLY FLOOD AGAIN. EXTREMELY STRONG AND UNUSUAL NEARSHORE
    CURRENTS CAN ACCOMPANY A TSUNAMI. DEBRIS PICKED UP AND CARRIED
    BY A TSUNAMI AMPLIFIES ITS DESTRUCTIVE POWER. SIMULTANEOUS HIGH
    TIDES OR HIGH SURF CAN SIGNIFICANTLY INCREASE THE TSUNAMI HAZARD.

    THE ESTIMATED ARRIVAL TIME IN HAWAII OF THE FIRST TSUNAMI WAVE IS

    0717 PM HST TUE 29 JUL 2025

  76. 76.

    NotMax

    July 29, 2025 at 9:14 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear

    Here as well.

    Tsunami warning issued for Hawaii.

    The warning reports that the tsunami could cause damage along the coastlines of all Hawaii Islands, urging people to action to protect their lives and properties.

    The estimated arrival for the first tsunami wave is at 7:17 p.m. today.

    Tsunamis come in a series of long ocean waves with each individual crest lasting between 5 and 15 minutes or more, and could potentially flood coastal areas.

    According to the forecast, “The danger can continue for many hours after the initial wave as subsequent waves arrive. Tsunami wave heights cannot be predicted and the first wave may not be the largest. Tsunami waves efficiently wrap around islands. All shores are at risk no matter which direction they face. The trough of a tsunami wave may temporarily expose the seafloor but the area will quickly flood again. extremely strong and unusual nearshore currents can accompany a tsunami. Debris picked up and carried by a tsunami amplifies its destructive power. Simultaneous high tides or high surf can significantly increase the tsunami hazard.” Source

  77. 77.

    The Audacity of Krope

    July 29, 2025 at 9:15 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: May have to adjust the condiments, but this is getting made soon. Good looks.

  78. 78.

    Martin

    July 29, 2025 at 9:15 pm

    @dmsilev: I think Oklahoma is one of the states that Pornhub has blocked (my understanding is that basically all the porn sites are owned by the same company), so weird vintage might be the only thing they can dig up there.

  79. 79.

    Scout211

    July 29, 2025 at 9:15 pm

    @NotMax: Great minds.

    Do you live near the coast?

  80. 80.

    The Audacity of Krope

    July 29, 2025 at 9:16 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: I do tend to fixate on images of submersion…

  81. 81.

    Librettist

    July 29, 2025 at 9:16 pm

    When the billionaire boys club realizes they’re gonna need a stalking horse to drag O.M. Spance across the line against any random Democrat.

  82. 82.

    hueyplong

    July 29, 2025 at 9:19 pm

    A little bit taken aback at how angry I am to be reminded that Manchin still exists.

  83. 83.

    eclare

    July 29, 2025 at 9:19 pm

    @Suzanne:

    I wonder if the graphic artist did that on purpose because they hate Joe Manchin.  Similar to how whoever did Meghan McCain’s hair on The View must have loathed Meghan McCain.

  84. 84.

    NotMax

    July 29, 2025 at 9:19 pm

    @Scout211

    1100 feet or so above sea level, so no immediate concerns.

  85. 85.

    The Audacity of Krope

    July 29, 2025 at 9:21 pm

    @eclare: whoever did Meghan McCain’s hair on The View must have loathed Meghan McCain.

    I heard she did her own hair…

  86. 86.

    eclare

    July 29, 2025 at 9:21 pm

    @Scout211:

    I hope your family is safe and inland!

  87. 87.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 29, 2025 at 9:21 pm

    @The Audacity of Krope: You don’t have to include everything.

  88. 88.

    eclare

    July 29, 2025 at 9:22 pm

    @NotMax:

    Are you near the shore?

  89. 89.

    Geminid

    July 29, 2025 at 9:22 pm

    I ran into a fresh poll on the New York mayoral race on Dave Wiegel’s social media account. From pollster Amit Singh Babba:

       A new, independent– and the most in-depth– poll of this cycle from me and Zenith Polls shows Zohran Mamdani expanding his coalition with a 28 point lead over Cuomo in a 5-way race.

    Top line: Likely Voters 1021/1453

    50%  Mamdani

    22%  Cuomo

    13%  Sliwa

    7%  Adams

    1%  Walden

    Mr. Singh Babba noted that the poll was conducted in 4 languages and asked 44 questions. It showed Mamdani leading in every ethnic group and every income bracket.

    The poll found that 68% of likely voters would not consider voting for Adams; 63% would not vote for Cuomo; and 59% would not consider voting for Sliwa.

  90. 90.

    The Audacity of Krope

    July 29, 2025 at 9:22 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: You don’t have to include everything.

    I work from recipes all the time. I know this well.

  91. 91.

    Scout211

    July 29, 2025 at 9:23 pm

    @eclare: Daughter just texted and said all their phones went off with emergency warnings so they are aware and prepared.

  92. 92.

    chemiclord

    July 29, 2025 at 9:24 pm

    Emil Bove confirmed to U.S. Court of Appeals by the Senate 50-49.

    Lovely.

  93. 93.

    Scout211

    July 29, 2025 at 9:25 pm

    @chemiclord: Emil Bove confirmed to U.S. Court of Appeals

    🤮

  94. 94.

    apocalipstick

    July 29, 2025 at 9:28 pm

    ‘Foreword by Nick Saban’ is the 👨‍🍳 💋. We know that the ol’ ball coach is just an average, moderate dude.

  95. 95.

    Librettist

    July 29, 2025 at 9:28 pm

    @hueyplong:

    Has Fitzcarraldo hauled that stupid boat across the mountains into the Ohio River watershed?

  96. 96.

    dww44

    July 29, 2025 at 9:32 pm

    What Senator did not vote? Or is there a vacancy I don’t know about?

  97. 97.

    NickM

    July 29, 2025 at 9:34 pm

    At first, I thought Dead Center might be the name of Joe’s luxe “houseboat”. But, no, it’s “Almost Heaven”.  I can’t think of anything clever to say about that that isn’t dead obvious.

  98. 98.

    Wilson Heath

    July 29, 2025 at 9:36 pm

    My fantasy had been for Manchin and Sinema to leave Washington together at the end of their term, driving off in the same Tesla.  So they could die in a fire.

  99. 99.

    The Audacity of Krope

    July 29, 2025 at 9:38 pm

    @Wilson Heath: Tesla implies fire. Nevertheless, I appreciate your spelling it out for us.

  100. 100.

    Harrison Wesley

    July 29, 2025 at 9:38 pm

    @chemiclord: So Justice Thomas can go ahead and retire.

  101. 101.

    TONYG

    July 29, 2025 at 9:57 pm

    Manchin had a political career in West Virginia that lasted more than forty years.  They kept on electing him to higher and higher offices.  What the hell is wrong with those people?

  102. 102.

    Jackie

    July 29, 2025 at 10:01 pm

    @dww44: Bill Hagerty (R-TN) was not present for the vote. No reason given for his absence.

  103. 103.

    TONYG

    July 29, 2025 at 10:02 pm

    @Geminid: It still cracks me up that the NYC Republicans built that Time Machine to transport Curtis Sliwa from the eighties.  How many New Yorkers younger than 55 even know who he is?

  104. 104.

    dww44

    July 29, 2025 at 10:04 pm

    @Jackie: thanks.

  105. 105.

    Omnes Omnibus

    July 29, 2025 at 10:14 pm

    @japa21: Honestly, I am not sure right now.  Josh Kaul would be a strong candidate.  Sara Rodriguez would be in the running.  But we will see.

  106. 106.

    ruckus

    July 29, 2025 at 10:29 pm

    @NotMax:

    Yep, seems like it would back – fire quite easily. And in more ways than one.

    I served on a USN ship 1971-72 that was steam powered and launched not all that long before with 1200 degree, 1200 psi boilers. The previous generation USN steam powered ships used 600 deg – 600 psi boilers. This was a guided missile destroyer, DDG 18, not a submarine. So I’m at least somewhat familiar with reasonable steam powered ships. But a steam powered sub? First of all the boilers couldn’t run when the ship was underwater – the boilers required a fair bit air to keep the fire going to create the steam. Which means that the sub likely had to run on the surface quite often. And steam boilers take a bit of time to come up to temp and pressure. And to cool off when shut off. I cannot see this being a rational concept whatsoever.  The ship I was one was very reasonably powered, fast,  and at least for the time used reasonable amounts of fuel for a ship. I have zero concept of today’s ships. I do know that modern steam power works well on ships. Or at least it did in my time.

  107. 107.

    Kristine

    July 29, 2025 at 10:30 pm

    @Formerly disgruntled in Oregon: What gets to me is that Bowie’s “Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars” album is 53 years old.

    53 years before it was released—1919—people were still listening to music on Victrolas.

  108. 108.

    japa21

    July 29, 2025 at 10:35 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: ​
      Right now they could run Andrew Vaughn for an easy victory

  109. 109.

    Timill

    July 29, 2025 at 10:39 pm

    @ruckus: The K class were a rational solution to the problem posed: a flotilla of submarines that could keep up with the Fleet.

    This turned out to be a stupid concept, but subs had hardly been used in warfare back then, and they spent most of their time on the surface anyway running on diesels.

  110. 110.

    Martin

    July 29, 2025 at 10:40 pm

    @NotMax: I mean, a nuclear reactor is a steam engine, just using spicy rocks instead of coal.

  111. 111.

    Jackie

    July 29, 2025 at 10:41 pm

    Of course he is. Sean Diddy is FFOTUS’s kind of guy.

    President Trump is heavily weighing giving Sean “Diddy” Combs a full presidential pardon ahead of the convicted Bad Boy Records founder’s sentencing later this year, Deadline reports.

  112. 112.

    Martin

    July 29, 2025 at 10:42 pm

    Huntington Beach is going soft. They closed the beaches and gave in to the woke tsunami. What the fuck happened to personal responsibility you cowards!

  113. 113.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 29, 2025 at 10:43 pm

    @Kristine:

    53 years before it was released—1919—people were still listening to music on Victrolas. 

    But still shaking their asses and getting down tonight!

  114. 114.

    JetsamPool

    July 29, 2025 at 10:43 pm

    Tsunami just arrived at Adak Island tide gauge

  115. 115.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 29, 2025 at 10:45 pm

    @Martin: 🎵Spice up your life! – with a healthy green glow that leaves you as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner🎵

  116. 116.

    Jackie

    July 29, 2025 at 10:50 pm

    Governor Hegseth?

    “Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has privately discussed the idea of running for political office next year in Tennessee,“ NBC News reports.

    “If Hegseth were to follow through on the discussions, it would amount to a major leadership shake-up at the department that oversees the American military and millions of federal employees. The Defense Department bars civilian employees from running for political office, meaning Hegseth would have to resign to do so.”

    *snip*

    One of the people said their discussion with Hegseth happened within the past three weeks and that it was serious, not simply spitballing ideas. The other person, who also characterized it as serious, wouldn’t say when they had spoken — except that it was since Hegseth became defense secretary in January. The two sources, along with others in this article, were granted anonymity to speak candidly.
    The discussions centered on what it would take to run. One person said they discussed the eligibility requirements to run for governor of Tennessee and Hegseth’s chances of winning. The other person said they talked with Hegseth about the realities of a campaign.
    The people who have spoken with Hegseth said he has specifically mentioned a possible campaign for governor in Tennessee, where he lives. The state has an open race for governor next year, though there are eligibility requirements for candidates that Hegseth might not meet.

  117. 117.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 29, 2025 at 10:52 pm

    @Jackie:

    The state has an open race for governor next year, though there are eligibility requirements for candidates that Hegseth might not meet. 

    Is liking Jack Daniel’s a Tennessee governor’s race requirement?

  118. 118.

    NotMax

    July 29, 2025 at 10:53 pm

    Wind shifted enough to bring, very faintly, the first sounds of warning sirens wafting in from down at the coast.

    @Martin

    Nuclear does not require a funnel as coal-fired boilers do. Nor space dedicated to tons and tons of dusty fuel.

  119. 119.

    leeleeFL

    July 29, 2025 at 10:58 pm

    @Harrison Wesley: Dumber than Possum Shit?

  120. 120.

    cain

    July 29, 2025 at 10:59 pm

    @Jackie: dude is going to be drunk the entire time.

  121. 121.

    bluefoot

    July 29, 2025 at 11:04 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: After Fukushima I was in SF and the remains of the tsunami hit. That wave itself wasn’t so bad but the ocean was very unpredictable for several days after. There were warnings about staying off the beaches because of rogue waves. At least one person, I think it was in Marin, was washed off the shore and killed.

  122. 122.

    eclare

    July 29, 2025 at 11:06 pm

    @Jackie:

    Oh god, please no.  I don’t expect to have a Democratic governor in TN, but fucking Hegseth?

  123. 123.

    Jackie

    July 29, 2025 at 11:06 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Is liking Jack Daniel’s a Tennessee governor’s race requirement?

    Hegseth believes so. He’s a huge believer of imbibing Tennessee moonshine and helping the state’s economy ;-D

  124. 124.

    ruckus

    July 29, 2025 at 11:20 pm

    @NotMax:

    I seriously doubt there are very many coal powered ships, mainly because when I was in the USN quite a few decades ago most coal burning ships had been retired. Most ships do 25-30 years before being decommissioned. After that, they require too much maintenance, to many things go wrong. And while ships are not the fastest transportation, much of any other type of freight carrier, say airplanes, cost a lot, and few carry anywhere near as much as a ship, and cost more to operate per pound of cargo. A 25-30 year old ship can be torn down and the steel melted and reused to build another ship. Salt water does a lot of damage to metals. I know I’ve seen it first hand, crossed the Atlantic 6 times, have stood on Antartica and been way north of the Arctic circle.

  125. 125.

    Ramona

    July 29, 2025 at 11:22 pm

    @NotMax: what kind of engines did submarines have at the time?

  126. 126.

    NotMax

    July 29, 2025 at 11:31 pm

    @

    Diesel-electric, petrol-electric and kerosene-electric, while past their infancy, were in toddlerhood.

  127. 127.

    Omnes Omnibus

    July 29, 2025 at 11:32 pm

    @japa21: This is true.

  128. 128.

    NotMax

    July 29, 2025 at 11:33 pm

    Fix.

    @Ramona

    Diesel-electric, petrol-electric and kerosene-electric, while past their infancy, were in toddlerhood.

  129. 129.

    Ramona

    July 29, 2025 at 11:42 pm

    @NotMax: so like an internal combustion engine until nuclear engines?

  130. 130.

    ruckus

    July 29, 2025 at 11:46 pm

    @NotMax:

    The reactor may not actually be all that big but the protection bits and pieces for the crew is not insignificant. Have been on a nuclear sub at one point and served in the USN on a guided missile destroyer. Have refueled from a nuclear powered aircraft carrier,  the ship I was on burned JP5 for the boilers, like all the jet planes of the era and on board that carrier. And have been on that carrier for my job duties. Now of course this is over 50 years ago…

  131. 131.

    ruckus

    July 29, 2025 at 11:54 pm

    @NotMax:

    The DDG I was on was steam powered, the turbines were seemingly small, the boilers for that steam were not insignificant in the least, and there were 4 of them. The ship burned what I recall was fuel oil, and it was not all that highly refined. Had the density of about 10 weight motor oil. Maybe 5 weight. One of my on board duties was forward refueling. I was in charge of the forward refueling crew to bring on the steel cable that the fuel hose – about 8-10 inches in diameter hung/ran on and make sure that everything was done properly. Good times…..

  132. 132.

    RaflW

    July 30, 2025 at 12:23 am

    About that Manchin book, Amazon blurbs it “A memoir–and a manifesto―like no other…”

    Uniquely bad is still, yep, unique!

  133. 133.

    NotMax

    July 30, 2025 at 12:27 am

    @Ramona

    (Mostly) low grade petroleum when traveling on the surface, using electric batteries when submerged. The fuel engines, when surfaced, also recharged said batteries.

  134. 134.

    prostratedragon

    July 30, 2025 at 12:50 am

    “Rabbis Arrested In John Thune’s Office For Praying For Food Aid To Gaza”

    More than two dozen rabbis were arrested Tuesday after sitting down on the floor in Senate Majority Leader John Thune’s office and praying for food aid for people in Gaza.

    The rabbis, who are part of a campaign called Jews For Food Aid For People In Gaza, planned to be arrested for their act of civil disobedience. They represented more than 750 rabbis and Jewish clergy, along with 23,500 other individuals, who signed onto a statement by the campaign urging an immediate end to the Israeli government blockade of food aid into Gaza.

    Rabbis came for the event from all over the country and from all major Jewish denominations in America (Reform, Conservative, Reconstructionist and Orthodox). Seated in Thune’s office, they wore traditional Jewish ritual garments and demanded that lawmakers change existing policies to ensure that food is immediately made available to all people starving in Gaza. They also held a mourning service, including singing and chanting from Jewish liturgy.

  135. 135.

    rikyrah

    July 30, 2025 at 5:10 am

    Phuck Joe Manchin😒😒

  136. 136.

    lowtechcyclist

    July 30, 2025 at 6:03 am

    @prostratedragon:

    “Rabbis Arrested In John Thune’s Office For Praying For Food Aid To Gaza”

    Don’t those rabbis know such protests are anti-semitic? /s

  137. 137.

    Baud

    July 30, 2025 at 6:31 am

    @prostratedragon:

    @lowtechcyclist:

    I’m pleased to hear of a protest against Republicans, who have all the power.

  138. 138.

    zhena gogolia

    July 30, 2025 at 7:30 am

    @Baud: YES WHAT A NOVELTY!!!!

  139. 139.

    RevRick

    July 30, 2025 at 9:22 am

    @Shalimar: The day of my birth is closer to the last months of President Grant’s first administration than it is to today.

  140. 140.

    RevRick

    July 30, 2025 at 9:30 am

    @rikyrah: I get that he was difficult a lot of the times, but without his Senate votes yes we wouldn’t have got the American Recovery Act or the Reconciliation Bill and its amendment passed or many of Biden’s appointees confirmed.

    Besides, he was the only Democrat who could get elected in West Virginia, and now look where we are.

  141. 141.

    lowtechcyclist

    July 30, 2025 at 9:54 am

    @RevRick: ​

    I get that he was difficult a lot of the times, but without his Senate votes yes we wouldn’t have got the American Recovery Act or the Reconciliation Bill and its amendment passed or many of Biden’s appointees confirmed.

    Besides, he was the only Democrat who could get elected in West Virginia, and now look where we are.

    Yeppers to all this. Another example of the worst Democrat still being miles better than the best Republican, as much of a pain in the neck Manchin was.

    Oh, and doing that age trick, my birth was closer to the last half of the Chester Arthur presidency than to now. You’ve got a few years on me. :-)​

    ETA: And if my wife does this trick this time next month, her birth date would then be closer to the Wright Brothers’ first flight than to the present as of that time.

  142. 142.

    Big Fly

    July 30, 2025 at 10:35 am

    @mrmoshpotato: Ugh. I imagine locals like pineapple on a deep-dish pizza-like cake, too.

  143. 143.

    Big Fly

    July 30, 2025 at 10:41 am

    @eclare: Forgive me, @eclare, but better he’s governor of TN than whatever-the-fuck he’s doing now.

  144. 144.

    Geminid

    July 30, 2025 at 11:04 am

    @Big Fly: When I heard this story, I wondered if the prospective political campaign was a way for the White House to offload their crappy Defense Secretary onto the people of Tennessee. They don’t want to fire Hegseth, but I suspect they don’t want to keep him either.

  145. 145.

    Big Fly

    July 30, 2025 at 11:47 am

    @Geminid: Agreed. I wouldn’t be surprised that the WH has enlisted the aid of TN’s former (D) senator to usher things along until the time is right.

  146. 146.

    Paul in KY

    July 30, 2025 at 12:02 pm

    @Formerly disgruntled in Oregon: So am I…Beats the alternative, though!

  147. 147.

    Archon

    July 30, 2025 at 12:09 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Agreed, Manchin took some tough votes for Obama when the President was polling in the 20’s in West Virginia.

  148. 148.

    Paul in KY

    July 30, 2025 at 12:22 pm

    @ruckus: I wouldn’t think there is any coal fired ship in service anywhere. Civilian or military. They are too dangerous, with the coal dust and whatnot.

  149. 149.

    WaterGirl

    July 30, 2025 at 12:29 pm

    @Chauncey Baker:   I can’t say that I agree with your characterization of the lurker threads, but I definitely share your loathing of Manchin.

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