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You can’t love your country only when you win.

Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

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… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

We still have time to mess this up!

Bad news for Ron DeSantis is great news for America.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

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Today’s GOP: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

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Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

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Joe Lieberman disappointingly reemerged to remind us that he’s still alive.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

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Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

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