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With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.

I would gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.

Decision time: keep arguing about the last election, or try to win the next one?

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

Republicans cannot even be trusted with their own money.

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

Fuck these fucking interesting times.

Baby steps, because the Republican Party is full of angry babies.

That meeting sounds like a shotgun wedding between a shitshow and a clusterfuck.

Stand up, dammit!

There are some who say that there are too many strawmen arguments on this blog.

They spent the last eight months firing professionals and replacing them with ideologues.

Radicalized white males who support Trump are pitching a tent in the abyss.

This blog will pay for itself.

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.

Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

’Where will you hide, Roberts, the laws all being flat?’

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires Republicans to act in good faith.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

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