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Republicans don’t lie to be believed, they lie to be repeated.

They are not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

They spent the last eight months firing professionals and replacing them with ideologues.

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.

I don’t recall signing up for living in a dystopian sci-fi novel.

Disappointing to see gov. newsom with his finger to the wind.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

Petty moves from a petty man.

If you don’t believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love isn’t freedom, it is privilege.

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“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

The republican caucus is covering themselves with something, and it is not glory.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

Relentless negativity is not a sign that you are more realistic.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires.

Stay strong, because they are weak.

Too little, too late, ftfnyt. fuck all the way off.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. keep building.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

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Just went to register the

by John Cole|  January 5, 20029:11 pm| Leave a Comment

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Just went to register the site on google. There are umpteen thousand sites called the Curmudgeon’s Corner. We are now in day six, and already in need of a new name. The new name is listed above. for now. Until I can some up with something clever, which is not likely.

Just went to register thePost + Comments

From the Workers World (a

by John Cole|  January 5, 20028:21 pm| Leave a Comment

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From the Workers World (a run of the mill socialist rag, run by aging and drug addled hippies well versed in the platitudes of the people), comes this delightful opening sentence:

The much asked question, “Where will the U.S. war go after Afghanistan?” is already being answered in the cities, villages and refugee camps of occupied Palestine.

It goes downhill from there.

From the Workers World (aPost + Comments

Jacob Weisberg is a bleeding

by John Cole|  January 5, 20025:55 pm| Leave a Comment

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Jacob Weisberg is a bleeding idiot, although maybe not as dumb as Daschle.

From Jacob’s latest pool of bile:

“Bush continues to exhibit the same lack of curiosity, thoughtfulness, and engagement with ideas that made him a C student. Nuance, complexity, subtlety, and contradiction are not part of the mental universe he inhabits. And curiously enough, it is these very qualities of mind-or lack thereof-that seem to be making him such a good war president.”

Yawn. I bet he thinks Cornell West is smart.

I know some of you are going to say the article seems to be praising Bush, but it is actually a snide, pretentious, back-handed compliment.

In honor of Jacob Wesiberg, the Corner’s Quote of the day is:

“I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters.”
– Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

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“So not only did the

by John Cole|  January 5, 20025:51 pm| Leave a Comment

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“So not only did the tax cut fail to prevent a recession, as its supporters said it would,” Mr. Daschle said, “it probably made the recession worse.”

My thoughts:

A.) He can NOT POSSIBLY think this is true.
B.) He can NOT POSSIBLY believe this is true.
C.) He can NOT POSSIBLY think WE believe this.

-and finally-

D.) If he is right, I want a refund from my undergraduate economics professors.

From the same speech, this gem (referencing the tax cuts as helping to lessen the recession):

“What we got instead,” he said, “was the most dramatic fiscal deterioration in our nation’s history.”

I wonder if Mr. Daschle remembers this.

“So not only did thePost + Comments

An amusing test to check

by John Cole|  January 5, 20025:26 pm| Leave a Comment

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An amusing test to check your nerdity quotient that I found on The Adventures of AccordionGuy in the 21st Century.

Favorite questions:

Is your outfit uncoordinated? (have someone else evaluate this)

-and-

If you are still reading this test, do you really need a test score to prove you are a nerd?

For what it is worth, I scored a 45.2%. Thank goodness I know nothing about Star Trek.

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Joshua Bittker over at

by John Cole|  January 5, 20024:33 pm| Leave a Comment

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Joshua Bittker over at Smarterpundit is confused and a bit testy about the price of his science journals. Here is Josh’s main argument:

A subscription to Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences is much more expensive than a subscription to Time, by a margin of $225.00 to $24.95.

To help Josh, I have posted this link for him, which may help. The relevant info is:

“Economies of Scale-These occur when mass producing a good results in lower average cost. Economies of scale occur within an firm (internal) or within an industry (external).”

Joshua Bittker over atPost + Comments

Got the Matt Welch link

by John Cole|  January 5, 20021:20 am| Leave a Comment

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Got the Matt Welch link up. You really need to read this guy. Think P.J. O’Rourke on the left.

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