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Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them

by John Cole|  November 4, 20038:00 am| 20 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Bill Hobbs takes on the DNC talking points about the economy:

Democrats can’t win the White House by telling the truth about the economy, so they will lie and talk about “one quarter of growth.”

USA Today had some good coverage of the economic growth news today, including this story. The New York Times offers this analysis of the politics.

Also, I went hunting for stats and found that there are more people working today than when George W. Bush took office back in January 2001. That’s right

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Cat Update

by John Cole|  November 3, 20038:52 pm| 19 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

The cat urination problem has been solved temporarily, although not the way I wanted to resolve it. Oliver and Tunch got out a window last night at 7, and while Tunch came back at ten, Oliver has not been seen for a day now. He always was the wild one and always trying to get outside, so if he eventually does come back, I may find a good farm for him.

At any rate, the most depressing part is that I was always suspicious that my cats did not like me and just tolerated me, and then Oliver pissed all over my house for two weeks and ran away. What message am I supposed to take from this other than confirmation that he hated me?

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Dean the Dry Drunk

by John Cole|  November 3, 20031:24 pm| 40 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Matt Stinson wonders if the left is going to savage Dean for having become a teetotaler in his mid-30’s, just like our current President. This raises some questions:

– As Matt noted, will Martin Sheen call Dean a “white-knuckle drunk?”

– Will Katherine van Wormer, Professor of Social Work at the University of Northern Iowa, write a lengthy bit of babble calling Dean a dry drunk?

– Will Michael O’Mcarthy state that Dean “shows every sign of a mental obsession that is rendering him dysfunctional” and that “this obsession that he alone is right in his view of the world is driven by the complex ingredients of egomania and inferiority symptomatic to that found in the medical diagnostic description of the illness of alcoholism.”

– Will Alan Bisbort state that Gov. Dean needs an intervention from the sober voices on the left?

– Will Salon have Joan Walsh write a lengthy essay on the Dean family alcohol problems like the hit piece she wrote about Barbara and Jenna Bush? Surely breaking into and robbing a Country Club is as serious as a couple of college kids trying to pass a fake id.

Just curious, you know.

*** Update ***

Fritz Schranck shows how careless rhetoric can destroy an entire argument.

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Humorous Item of the Day

by John Cole|  November 3, 200312:52 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

I guess because he has a keen sense of humor and irony, Oliver Willis approvingly cites this Clinton speech where the former President opines about the nature of truth:

Clinton had special criticism for fundamentalists of every religious stripe who feel only they have the answers.

“Once you believe you have the absolute truth, then it

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Miller Meets the Press

by John Cole|  November 3, 200312:47 pm| 13 Comments

This post is in: Politics

If you missed Meet the Press with Zell Miller yesterday, (I didn’t, because Matt reminded me and I saw the repeat last night on CNBC), you missed a good one. My favorite parts:

MR. RUSSERT: The Democratic candidates will say they

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Graham Out

by John Cole|  November 3, 200312:40 pm| 6 Comments

This post is in: Politics

I see that Bob Graham is announcing that he will not run for election again in 2004, thus vacating his Senate seat. I checked the Florida Archives of the invaluable Political State Report, and they have nothing up yet about how this race might shake out.

Anyone know anything?

*** Update ***

Matt has more.

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End of An Era

by John Cole|  November 3, 200312:10 pm| 4 Comments

This post is in: Politics

A. James Manchin, one of West Virginia’s most colorful politicians of the last century, died today of a heart attack. Manchin had a checkered past, and his first big splash in politics was as one of the organizers of JFK’s 1960 Presidential campaign (and we know the shenanigans that happened in WV during that election cycle made Florida seem like nothing). He was also Secretary of State from 1976-1984, and later, as Treasury Secretary, he was forced to resign when $230 million came up missing. Here was his unapologetic statement before resigning when he was facing impeachment:

I have prepared this letter for his excellency, the Governor of West Virginia, which reads as follows: Dear Governor Caperton, the time of my departure is at hand. I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course and I have kept the faith. Accordingly, I will enter into retirement on my last day of service as treasurer of the state of West Virginia at 5 o’clock p.m. on July 9, 1989. I will seek the strength and guidance of Almighty God as I prepare to embark upon a new journey and to open new doors of public service which will enable me to continue loving and serving the people of this state until they lay me away on top of the hill at my beloved Farmington. May the bright morning star be a lamp unto our feet and being with sentiments and respect, I’m your public servant, A. James Manchin

He was a really colorful guy, as I have stated, and is probably best known and best loved for his role in REAP (Rehabilitation Environmental Action Program), a program in the 1970’s to get rid of the junked cars and appliances that littered the state. He was shown on the top of a beautiful WV mountain which was trashed with old junkers, and the caption on this poster stated:

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“We Must Purge These Proud Peaks of Their Jumbled Jungles of Junkery.”

Charleston Gazette story lists a bunch of Manchin’s antics:

– Hechler recalled the time Manchin was accompanied by 12 trumpeters ? for a sewage treatment plant dedication ceremony.

?He made that sewage plant seem like the biggest thing in the world,? Hechler said.

– Former Gov. Arch A. Moore Jr. recalled a similar instance when a young Manchin spoke at a groundbreaking.

?He pulled a pistol out of his pocket, fired into the air, and proclaimed, ?Let the bulldozers roll!?? Moore recalled.

– It was Moore who gave Manchin the job that put him in the national spotlight and solidified his state reputation as a colorful orator.

?I said, ?Can you spell ?environmental??? Moore said of his interview of Manchin for the REAP position. ?He said, ?Do I have to do it right now???

This Charleston Daily Mail story shows what Manchin was best at- constituent work.

This Wheeling Intelligencer report describes the man:

“I enjoy people and I always have. I enjoy being where the power is, to do something,” he said following his 1998 victory.

The flamboyant, rotund politician sported a fedora and was a mix of contrasts and ironies.

He was a pro-union Democrat who boasted of his birth in a United Mine Workers barracks – “one step below a log cabin” – and also wore a black lapel ribbon to protest legalized abortion.

He was an impeached state official who taught civics classes to students in Greenbrier, Webster, Wetzel and Wood counties.

Like I said, this was an old time politician, and EVERYONE met him. My whole family had met him, and it seemed like he had met every person in the state once.

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