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Israel

by John Cole|  October 15, 20039:21 am| 3 Comments

This post is in: War on Terror aka GSAVE®

More blood has been spilled in the Israeli/Palestine issue:

A large explosion ripped apart a vehicle in a United States diplomatic convoy in the Gaza Strip this morning, killing three Americans and injuring one in what appeared to be the first direct attack on an American target since the Palestinian uprising started more than three years ago.

The convoy had passed through the Erez Crossing, which connects Israel with the Palestinian-ruled Strip, and was traveling on the outskirts of the Palestinian town of Beit Lahiya when the explosion took place. It appeared to be caused by a remote controlled roadside bomb. Israeli and American investigators went to the scene afterwards.

Maybe this will wake some people up (State Department, please) that the PLO, the Palestinian Authority, whatever you want to call it, is nothing more than a tightly knit association of garden-variety terrorists, led by a known terrorist, Arafat.

At any rate, I wonder how long it is before some nut claims that the Mossad really caused this explosion in an attempt to make this administration and the American people more pro-Israel.

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Hehe

by John Cole|  October 15, 20038:04 am| 1 Comment

This post is in: Politics

Great title and a great piece:

Rainbow Filibuster Coalition: The Democrats aren’t prejudiced–they bork everybody.

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Reader Help

by John Cole|  October 15, 20037:37 am| 3 Comments

This post is in: Politics

Allright readers, in a classic case of missing the forest for the trees, Jack O’Toole has taken umbrage with this statement:

The funniest claim is when Democrats who voted in favor of the war claim that it was a politicized vote because they voted yes, and had they not been the middle of an election, they would have voted no. Republicans all still would have voted yes. Who the hell politicized what? You mean because you are such an unprincipled lout that you voted differently because you were afraid of not being elected- if that is what you mean, you can simply stop talking about Iraq right now- you have shown that your own political ambitions trump that of issues of great importance- like national security.

States Jack:

I’d like to join John in denouncing these pusillanimous Dems, but, unfortunately (and I’m sure only because he was distracted by his understandable anger), he forgot to mention who they were, or to link to any source that might provide that information. So I promise you this, Gentle Reader: As soon as John provides me with the names, I’ll denounce them right here on this weblog. In fact, I’ll add the word “update” below, and you can just check back from time to time throughout the day to view the names as they pour in.

[POSTSCRIPT: I’m actually being somewhat serious here, at least to this extent: If any Democrat really was stupid enough to say that he personally voted for the war only because of the upcoming elections and that he’d have voted the other way in an off year, he deserves to be publicly shamed, and I’d be more than happy to participate in that process.]

Jack’s intent is clear- he intends to use the absence of any Democrat actually stating “I voted differently on the resolution because of the election” to counter my basic charge (albeit written in a hasty screed) that there were widespread claims by Democrat politicians and pundits alike that placing the Iraq vote before the midterm elections was nothing more than a partisan electoral maneuver.

So, since my LexisNexis is on the fritz, I would appreciate it if you could post every claim by Democrats that the placement of the Iraq vote prior to the elections was a partisan maneuver. I remember Daschle and Kerry making statements to that effect, I definitely remember an Oliphant Globe article on the issue, and I know that there were numerous politicians and wags alike who made similar claims.

Post em as you find ’em, and I, like Jack, doubt there is anyone who would say anything as overtly stupid as I suggested in my initial post. Jack is right in that no one has stated anything that reaches that level of stupidity, and I should have worded the charge better, but the implication is clear. I will leave it up to others to explain what else ‘politicizing’ the resolution meant- and it didn’t just mean that it was crowding out domestic issues. Remember, it was the Democrats who wanted to debate the war and ‘get it out of the way’ so they could bash Bush on corporate scandals he had nothing to do with, as well as the usual Democrat domestic claims.

What the Democrats meant was that the timing of the vote, to them, was bad, because Democrats in races in moderate to right leaning districts/states may not be able to vote the party line (against an Iraq resolution) and get re-elected. The implication is clear, and any other interpretation is fanciful.


Some Quick Examples:

Many Democrats had wanted to postpone a vote until after the elections; Daschle has repeatedly warned that a preelection vote risked politicizing the issue. – WaPo, 18 September 2002

Byrd said the Bush administration had trivialized the congressional debate on authorizing the use of force.

“There is nothing more sobering than the decision to go to war,” Byrd said. “But the administration has turned the decision into a bumper-sticker election theme.” CNN, 25 Sep 2002

Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia shook with anger Wednesday as he bluntly accused Republicans of politicizing the war debate.

He accused Vice President Dick Cheney of “using war talk to win the election.”

“This war strategy seems to have been hatched by a political strategist intent on winning the midterm election at any cost, any cost” — even, Byrd added, if it meant placing “this nation on the brink of battle.”

Byrd said that it was “despicable” that any president “would attempt to use the serious matter of impending war as a tool in a campaign.” IHT, 26 Sep 2002

Daschle eventually threw his support to the president – whom he earlier had denounced for “politicizing” Iraq. “America should speak with one voice,” he said.

Afterward, Daschle said he had “grave concern and deep reservations” for giving Bush such broad authority to make war. But, Daschle confided, he was up against “an imperfect situation … and limited choices.”

“You can’t take Iraq out of the political context,” said Norman Ornstein, a congressional scholar at the American Enterprise Institute. “Obviously, coming before the election, you’re going to get a different vote than you would get if it occurred in January, when there’s two years until the next election.” AP, 11 Oct 2002

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Sheer Genius

by John Cole|  October 14, 20038:58 pm| 13 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

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Since it is so small, the Wright Bros. represent “Iraqi Democracy” while the Donkey signifying the Democrat Candidates remarks: “12 second? That’s It?! What a Miserable Failure!”

Here is a larger version.

Remember this?

If my opponent had been at the moon launch, it would have been a risky rocket scheme.

If he had been there when Edison was testing the light bulb, it would have been a risky anti-candle scheme.

And if he had been there when the Internet was invented…

He now leads — he now leads the party of Franklin Delano Roosevelt, but the only thing he has to offer is fear itself.

Fear, failure, and lies- the DNC trifecta.

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So Long, John Edwards

by John Cole|  October 14, 20038:49 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

According to CalPundit, John Edwards, in an act of sheer desperation, has determined that he would rather have some short term headlines rather than be considered a serious leader:

In a conference call with reporters, Edwards said that Bush’s policy there had failed and that he would oppose the aid request to pressure Bush to change course.

….Edwards said he did not want the United States to withdraw from Iraq, but believed that a congressional vote denying Bush the funds would compel the administration to develop a new reconstruction plan that provided a larger role to the United Nations and ensured that the rebuilding “will not be exploited as a means to give sweetheart deals to [the president’s] friends.”

For the record, Oliver- stating “that Bush’s policy there had failed” is not only politicizing the situation in Iraq, but an abject lie. The 87 billion requested includes 20 billion for the reconstruction of Iraq, and 67 billion for military needs, all to continue to finish the job that EDWARDS himself voted to start.

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Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them

by John Cole|  October 14, 20038:37 pm| 8 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

If I hear one more Democrat claim that this administration has ‘politicized’ the war, I am going to blow a gasket. Yes, the vote in the Senate authorizing the use of force was prior to the midterm elections. It was also at the end of twelve years of negotiations and dealings within the UN Security Council, and it was time to act. IF Bush had waited, Democrats would be claiming he shouldn’t act in Iraq because it is too close to the 2004 election and he shouldn’t leave a mess in case there is a successor.

The funniest claim is when Democrats who voted in favor of the war claim that it was a politicized vote because they voted yes, and had they not beein the middle of an election, they would have voted no. Republicans all still would have voted yes. Who the hell politicized what? You mean because you are such an unprincipled lout that you voted differently because you were afraid of not being elected- if that is what you mean, you can simply stop talking about Iraq right now- you have shown that your own political ambitions trump that of issues of great importance- like national security.

At any rate, the idea that the party that has downplayed every success in Iraq, completely distorted the SOTU so that the actual speech has little or no connection to the DNC talking points, lied about the Kay report, lied about their stance before and after the war (and for good fun- tune into the Democrat debates, where you can see them switch positions real-time), lied about pre-emption, then lied about the ‘imminent’ threat claim, lied about yellowcake, lied about being bogged down during the war, lied about how long or how easy this Bush claimed this would be, and lied about what is going on after the war, all so that they can attempt to diminish the current administration so that they can re-take the White House next year, the idea that this party is now going to claim Republicans ‘politicized’ the war is enough to make me sick.

I am tired of giving them the benefit of the doubt, being polite, and claiming that these are reasonable political differences. When you take everything the President states out of context and contort it into a talking point (for example, the stupid lie that Bush somehow declared the war was over on 1 May, or for example, the notion that Ari Fleischer was attempting to stifle dissent), you are not adding to the political debate, you are not voicing dissent, and you are not doing what you think is right for the country. What you are doing, however, is lying through your teeth, and that makes you a shitheel, and that makes you unworthy of my time, my respect, the benefit of the doubt, and most importantly, my vote.

Grow up.

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A Sad Day In Steelers History

by John Cole|  October 14, 20036:56 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Sports

This is sad news:

Joe Santoni, who named the Pittsburgh Steelers in a contest in 1940, died at 82.

Santoni died Friday of complications from heart surgery.

Santoni was an avid sports fan and in the 1930s followed an NFL team then known as the Pittsburgh Pirates. But the team wanted a new identity to differentiate it from the city’s baseball team.

Santoni, who worked in the mills for Pittsburgh Steel, submitted the name “Steelers” through a joint contest held by the team and the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, and founder/owner Art Rooney Sr. liked it.

It is a shame this was his last season.

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