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You are here: Home / Economics / Grifters Gonna Grift / Repub Venality Open Thread: If You Thought the *Paxton* News Was Scummy…

Repub Venality Open Thread: If You Thought the *Paxton* News Was Scummy…

by Anne Laurie|  July 14, 20255:26 pm| 77 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Local Races, Republican Venality, Elon Musk

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can you even fathom all the seedy shit we don't know about yet

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— Karl Bode (@karlbode.com) July 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM

We know the Texas legislature has given Musk a lot of goodies in recent years — including the ‘freedom’ to flout environmental laws at his SpaceX compound. But what exactly did Guv Abbott (and his legislative cronies) have to do to… lure these exciting opportunities? And what exactly did they get in return for their open-hearted generosity?

They don’t want the public to know! Per ProPublica / the Texas Newsroom / the Texas Tribune:

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott doesn’t want to reveal months of communications with Elon Musk or representatives from the tech mogul’s companies, arguing in part that they are of a private nature, not of public interest and potentially embarrassing.

Musk had an eventful legislative session in Texas this year. In addition to his lobbyists successfully advocating for several new laws, Abbott cited the Tesla and SpaceX CEO as the inspiration for the state creating its own efficiency office and has praised him for moving the headquarters for many of his businesses to the state in recent years.

As part of an effort to track the billionaire’s influence in the state Capitol, The Texas Newsroom in April requested Abbott and his staff’s emails since last fall with Musk and other people who have an email address associated with some of his companies.

Initially, the governor’s office said it would take more than 13 hours to review the records. It provided a cost estimate of $244.64 for the work and required full payment up front. The Texas Newsroom agreed and cut a check.

After the check was cashed, the governor’s office told The Texas Newsroom it believed all of the records were confidential and asked Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, whose office referees disputes over public records, to allow the documents to be kept private.

Matthew Taylor, Abbott’s public information coordinator, gave several reasons the records should not be released. He argued they include private exchanges with lawyers, details about policy-making decisions and information that would reveal how the state entices companies to invest here. Releasing them to the public, he wrote, “would have a chilling effect on the frank and open discussion necessary for the decision-making process.”

Taylor also argued that the communications are confidential under an exception to public records laws known as “common-law privacy” because they consist of “information that is intimate and embarrassing and not of legitimate concern to the public, including financial decisions that do not relate to transactions between an individual and a governmental body.”

He did not provide further details about the exact content of the records…

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    July 14, 2025 at 5:32 pm

    Sounds like there are dick pics.

  2. 2.

    Other MJS

    July 14, 2025 at 5:35 pm

    When “embarrassing” is your choice of weasel words …

  3. 3.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    July 14, 2025 at 5:36 pm

     including financial decisions that do not relate to transactions between an individual and a governmental body.

    This what they are calling bribes these days?

  4. 4.

    Mai Naem mobile

    July 14, 2025 at 5:37 pm

    I’m kind of surprised they weren’t using Telegram or Signal or even gmail to communicate.

  5. 5.

    Shalimar

    July 14, 2025 at 5:38 pm

    Ummm, if emails are potentially embarrassing, you shouldn’t be saying that shit during work hours if you don’t want to be fired.

  6. 6.

    Shalimar

    July 14, 2025 at 5:39 pm

    @Baud: With Elon and his thousand baby mamas, it’s almost a guarantee.  What are the odds he has asked at least one woman on Abbott’s staff to have one of his kids?

  7. 7.

    H.E.Wolf

    July 14, 2025 at 5:45 pm

    @Baud: ​
     Or, just as likely, Sheela-na-gig pics.

  8. 8.

    like a metaphor

    July 14, 2025 at 5:48 pm

    I call him Governor Assbutt

  9. 9.

    Suzanne

    July 14, 2025 at 5:50 pm

    Ten gets you twenty that there’s plenty of discussion around botched penis implant surgery.

  10. 10.

    Soapdish

    July 14, 2025 at 5:50 pm

    I wonder if *these* emails would be published if leaked to TFNYT.

  11. 11.

    trollhattan

    July 14, 2025 at 5:52 pm

    Travel pics from California? [shudder]

  12. 12.

    pat

    July 14, 2025 at 5:52 pm

    Totally not related, but I just finished reading The Ghost Map, by Steven Johnson, about the cholera epidemic in London in 1854, and how Dr. John Snow and Rev. Henry Whitehead discovered how it started, and how it was ended when they took off one pump handle.

    I believe someone here recommended it.  I requested it from my library.  Might have to purchase a copy.

    Anyway, every time “miasma” was mentioned, and how it was widely believed at that time that it was the cause of disease (London stank!), I had to think of our HHS being led by a quack, a nit-wit, who can still talk about miasma.

    Fascinating book, thank you to whoever recommended it, and I recommend it too!

     

    And when you read the last chapter, the epilogue, you will be thinking COVID!!

  13. 13.

    Snarki, child of Loki

    July 14, 2025 at 5:53 pm

    If Abbott says that the emails are “embarrassing”, but won’t release them, then wild speculation is fully justified. If Abbott doesn’t like the accusations of goat-fuckery and drinking the blood of infants, he can release the emails, otherwise the accusations can be considered TRUE.

  14. 14.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    July 14, 2025 at 6:00 pm

    Trump wants to signed an executive order that changes the name of soccer to football. So how much did FIFI bribe Trump?

  15. 15.

    Sure Lurkalot

    July 14, 2025 at 6:01 pm

    The seditious six just rubber stamped the dismantling of the Department of Education, a Republican party wet dream since it was created.

    If you think a large part of the electorate is basically illiterate and innumerate now, I have a sinking feeling….

    Is there another country like the US in the world, one whose leadership and a good part of its citizenry disdain learning, disavow science and objective fact?

  16. 16.

    Dangerman

    July 14, 2025 at 6:01 pm

    @Baud: Dick pics are so yesterday; I’m thinking rub and tug videos.

  17. 17.

    KenK

    July 14, 2025 at 6:01 pm

    @Snarki, child of Loki: Make the sonofabitch deny it!

  18. 18.

    japa21

    July 14, 2025 at 6:02 pm

    @pat:

      You should definitely read Tom Levenson’s So Very Small which includes that episode and many more. Excellent read.

  19. 19.

    Bobby Thomson

    July 14, 2025 at 6:03 pm

    For what it’s worth, this looks like boilerplate that probably is included with all of the state’s responses to FOIA requests.

  20. 20.

    Sure Lurkalot

    July 14, 2025 at 6:04 pm

    @pat: Thanks for the reading tip!

    If you liked that book, you will definitely enjoy So Very Small by BJer Tom Levenson!

    ETA, Japa21 beat me to it.

  21. 21.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    July 14, 2025 at 6:06 pm

    @Sure Lurkalot: Is there another country like the US in the world, one whose leadership and a good part of its citizenry disdain learning, disavow science and objective fact?

    Yes, what exactly is their end game here? Turn the red states into the third world? They want manufacturing to return to the US and that requires a high school level education.

  22. 22.

    Harrison Wesley

    July 14, 2025 at 6:07 pm

    @Sure Lurkalot: I find it remarkable that a country would knowingly and voluntarily regress to primitive ignorance. Kinda glad I’m an Old who won’t have to see too many years of this.

  23. 23.

    pat

    July 14, 2025 at 6:09 pm

    Thanks, So Very Small is next.

     

    Just checked, it is available at the local library!

     

    Three copies!  Woot!

  24. 24.

    gene108

    July 14, 2025 at 6:11 pm

    I can’t get worked up about this. It won’t hurt the Texas GOP one bit.

    Republican voters want cronyism and corruption.

  25. 25.

    The Audacity of Krope

    July 14, 2025 at 6:12 pm

    @gene108: Republican voters want cronyism and corruption.

    I believe the term of art is “opportunity.”

  26. 26.

    Hoodie

    July 14, 2025 at 6:14 pm

    Maybe they promised Elon a new “livestock” breeding program at A&M with an extension office near the Spacex launch facility.

  27. 27.

    Jay

    July 14, 2025 at 6:16 pm

    @Harrison Wesley:

    It worked really well for Cambodia,….//

  28. 28.

    matt

    July 14, 2025 at 6:16 pm

    I guess we’re just acting like we don’t have public records laws any more, since we’re too corrupt for them.

  29. 29.

    Baud

    July 14, 2025 at 6:18 pm

    Israeli ultra-orthodox party leaves Netanyahu’s government due to dispute over military conscription bill, statement says reut.rs/44x7cv2

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    — Reuters (@reuters.com) Jul 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM

    Not clear if this means elections.

  30. 30.

    eclare

    July 14, 2025 at 6:19 pm

    The photo today is gorgeous.

  31. 31.

    comrade scotts agenda of rage

    July 14, 2025 at 6:21 pm

    The Great Cultural Revolution!

  32. 32.

    Baud

    July 14, 2025 at 6:23 pm

    Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia

    [image or embed]
    — The Onion (@theonion.com) Jul 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM

  33. 33.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    July 14, 2025 at 6:24 pm

    Apparently Trump’s hero Orban has a Epstine of his own:

    Peter Magyar, a 44-year-old formerly of Orban’s own circle, appeared as a surprise challenger in February 2024.
    This followed a scandal involving a decision to pardon a man convicted of covering up child sexual abuse that led to President Katalin Novak resigning on live television. Justice Minister Judit Varga (Magyar’s ex-wife) also resigned – and the scandal dealt a blow to Orban’s claim to stand for traditional family values

  34. 34.

    Old School

    July 14, 2025 at 6:27 pm

    I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure Open Records laws exempt information that the government would rather not release.

    Nothing to see here.

  35. 35.

    Harrison Wesley

    July 14, 2025 at 6:28 pm

    @Jay: Those who like this sort of thing will like it very much.

  36. 36.

    hells littlest angel

    July 14, 2025 at 6:29 pm

    … asked Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, whose office referees disputes over public records …

     

    JFC. There’s corrupt, and then there’s Texas.

  37. 37.

    bbleh

    July 14, 2025 at 6:31 pm

    Well OBVIOUSLY the Epstein pedophilia ring is now being controlled by Elon Musk — because who else, right? — and OBVIOUSLY it included Abbott, and probably Paxton (divorce on “Biblical” grounds?) and others — it’s CRYSTAL CLEAR!  Wake UP, sheeple!!

  38. 38.

    Harrison Wesley

    July 14, 2025 at 6:31 pm

    @hells littlest angel: Florida would like to have a word……

  39. 39.

    bbleh

    July 14, 2025 at 6:38 pm

    @Baud: you mean like MTG showed in a public Congressional hearing?

  40. 40.

    frosty

    July 14, 2025 at 6:41 pm

    @japa21: ​
     I just finished it; got a copy from the library without a terribly long wait. A great read: scientists discovered everything they needed to come up with germ theory in the 1600s (I think) but it took another 200 years, primarily because no one could let go of the concept of miasmas.

  41. 41.

    The Republic of Stupidity

    July 14, 2025 at 6:42 pm

    @Baud:

    Well…

    Seeing as both Musk and Abbott are dicks, that seems very likely.

    Just pointing out the obvious…

  42. 42.

    Barry

    July 14, 2025 at 6:43 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: “Yes, what exactly is their end game here? Turn the red states into the third world? They want manufacturing to return to the US and that requires a high school level education.”

    They lie.  About everything.

  43. 43.

    The Republic of Stupidity

    July 14, 2025 at 6:44 pm

    I won’t speak for anyone else here, but any time I hear a public official say “not of legitimate concern to the public” I start getting nervous.

  44. 44.

    artem1s

    July 14, 2025 at 6:47 pm

    arguing in part that they are of a private nature, not of public interest and potentially embarrassing.

    he could have stopped at ‘trade secrets’ but he couldn’t keep his mouth from running as GQPers are wont to do. ABP, Always Be Projecting.

  45. 45.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 14, 2025 at 6:48 pm

    I bet Greg sucked more South African Nazi ass than thought humanly possible.

  46. 46.

    Jay

    July 14, 2025 at 6:48 pm

    Christopher Webb
    ‪@cwebbonline.com‬

    Follow
    Get ready to pay more for tomatoes and all foods that use them.

    While ICE scares off farmworkers who pick tomatoes, the U.S. is ditching a 1996 tomato deal with Mexico to slap on a 21% tariff. A double whammy.

    No one can accuse the Trump administration of smart consumer price strategy.

    0:16

    0:05 / 0:21

    July 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM

    Everybody can reply
    905 reposts
    62 quotes
    2K likes

    bsky.app/profile/cwebbonline.com/post/3ltwo7uw5ek2l

  47. 47.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 14, 2025 at 6:50 pm

    @Baud: Abbott and Musk are both dicks, so yes.

  48. 48.

    NotMax

    July 14, 2025 at 6:51 pm

    @frosty

    And yet Dr. John Gorrie’s attempt to counteract miasma eventually resulted in air conditioning.

  49. 49.

    WTFGhost

    July 14, 2025 at 6:51 pm

    Wasn’t it Abbot who tried to kill poor and working class people during Covid-19? I’m sure he’ll try to blame Costello, but I’m pretty sure it’s him.

    Man. And he can be embarrassed? No… no I don’t believe it. Not without direct photographic proof. Pics or it didn’t happen.

  50. 50.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 14, 2025 at 6:52 pm

    @Soapdish:

    I wonder if *these* emails would be published if leaked to TFNYT. 

    If one email is a risotto recipe, then YES!

  51. 51.

    WTFGhost

    July 14, 2025 at 6:53 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: They gave him the actual trophy that belongs to the champions. No, not kidding, that actually happened.

  52. 52.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 14, 2025 at 6:57 pm

    @WTFGhost:

    Wasn’t it Abbot who tried to kill poor and working class people during Covid-19?

    Every POS governor who denied the existence of COVID tried to kill poor and working class people.

    DeathSantis is responsible for 1 in every 500 Floridian deaths.

    And the dog-and-goat-murdering Nazi bitch is responsible for 1 in every 400 South Dakotan deaths.

    ETA

    Man. And he can be embarrassed? No… no I don’t believe it. Not without direct photographic proof. Pics or it didn’t happen.

    Dead girl or live boy.

  53. 53.

    NotMax

    July 14, 2025 at 6:58 pm

    @mrmoshpotato

    Abbott and Musktello?
    //

    (With apologies to Bud and Lou.)

  54. 54.

    The Audacity of Krope

    July 14, 2025 at 7:00 pm

    @NotMax: (With apologies to Bud and Lou.)

    They were stand-up guys.

  55. 55.

    artem1s

    July 14, 2025 at 7:04 pm

    @Harrison Wesley: I find it remarkable that a country would knowingly and voluntarily regress to primitive ignorance.

    Any/all of the fundamentalist states.  The NIH is being decimated by alchemists and snake oil salesmen.

    History of Mathematics

  56. 56.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 14, 2025 at 7:04 pm

    @NotMax: Bud and Lou don’t deserve that.

    Classic!

  57. 57.

    Nukular Biskits

    July 14, 2025 at 7:05 pm

    @Baud:

    Sounds like there are dick pics.

    Assuming no one else has beat me to this, I suggest the image accompanying this Anne Laurie’s post is a dick pic.

  58. 58.

    WTFGhost

    July 14, 2025 at 7:05 pm

    @pat: I do remember reading about how the old fashioned radiators were intended to be used with open windows, and IIRC, it was to counter miasma. I also remember how similar ideas could be used to help counter Covid-19 – frequent air changes would help sweep aerosols out the windows.

     

    @Sure Lurkalot: Frankly, I’m as glad of that as I can be – I mean, horrible news, but, he’ll eff up even *more* before the midterms. With Medicaid, they’ve tried to slow the pain, but here, he’ll start hurting people next school year, and find out that the DOE is only a bad guy in the diseased minds of right wingers.

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: More and more, “manufacturing” requires a lot more than a high school diploma. I mean, this is what’s so horribly blind about poor states that don’t try to push education. You need, like, twelve years of education support, assuming you do everything right, before anyone is even thinking of moving tech (which includes manufacturing) there. You’ll have a hard time getting bids on anything much more complex than a call center.

     

    @matt: Meh. For what it’s worth, this is the type of situation where public records laws tend to strengthen. Until then, people don’t think they need them. Now, they have interest in finding out what’s embarrassing in these documents.

    @hells littlest angel: The Late Great Molly Ivins once interviewed a member of the “Lege” about how he’s voting on a bill that will earn him money, if the law passes, and he was all “well, yeah, but I’ll only make a bit of money, not a whole lot.” That’s what passes for honesty in TX. Another time, some Texas pol was found doing favors for a campaign donor, and when she asked, the spokesbeing said “the (pol) doesn’t think it’s proper to match donations to official acts.”

  59. 59.

    Chief Oshkosh

    July 14, 2025 at 7:09 pm

    @pat: I read it a couple of years ago and rec’d it a lot; don’t know I was the one who rec’d it to you. Great book. An example of something that could’ve been very dry, but instead was a rich mystery.

  60. 60.

    Josie

    July 14, 2025 at 7:10 pm

    Aleshire added that due to a recent Texas Supreme Court ruling, there is effectively no way to enforce public records laws against Abbott and other top state officials. He called the decision an “ace card” for these politicians.

    The Texas Supreme Court is following in the footsteps of our esteemed U.S. Supreme Court.I wish we could figure out a way to rid ourselves of these corrupt judges.​
     ETA: The quote is from the ProPublica article.

  61. 61.

    Jay

    July 14, 2025 at 7:18 pm

    @WTFGhost:

    Good luck with the Call Center jobs. 9/10 people hired by Blue Cross fail out in under a month. You get two weeks training to memorize all their plans, at least to the point where you can look it up in the right one of 10 100 page binders.

    As for “Manufacturing”, to be a machinist these days, you need to know how to program and operate “machine vision” and  program various CnC milling machines, lathes, etc. Once you have done that, you job is basically loading raw materiel into the machine and perform QA checks on failed parts, (Machine Vision is not 100% accurate).

    To be a assembly line worker, you have to be willing to do the same task, over and over, day in and day out, and at the same time, perform visual QA.

    It’s not an easy job and it requires more than Grade 12, reading, writing and mechanical/electrical/plumbing skills.

    Yes, there will be On the Job Training, but a lot of it these days is video’s from HR, so your “training session” may not apply to your job.

  62. 62.

    piratedan

    July 14, 2025 at 7:20 pm

    bet those fuckers cashed the check and didn’t offer a refund…..

  63. 63.

    West of the Rockies

    July 14, 2025 at 7:22 pm

    I’m surprised we don’t have red states trying to tariff blue states.  Sounds like something Texas would try to do to California.

  64. 64.

    pat

    July 14, 2025 at 7:23 pm

    @Chief Oshkosh: Yes, it covered a lot.  I had heard about the pump, not sure  where, it was a long time ago.  Maybe my education as a med tech back in the 60’s?

    I’ve also been reading about fossils.  The Story of Life in 25 Fossils by Donald Prothero.  Absolutely amazing how many fossils have been identified.

    Or named, actually.  Hehe.

  65. 65.

    Ryan

    July 14, 2025 at 7:28 pm

    Did y’all stop pushing posts to the RSS feed?  I A Old, need RSS.

  66. 66.

    Marc

    July 14, 2025 at 7:28 pm

    @West of the Rockies: Or maybe something California should do to red states to make up for the federal emergency and education funding the state is no longer getting.

  67. 67.

    sab

    July 14, 2025 at 7:36 pm

    @Sure Lurkalot: Remember that your e reader store thinks that Levenson’s first name is Thomas.

  68. 68.

    Betty

    July 14, 2025 at 7:36 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: Apparently they gave him a gold-plated trophy worth over $200,000. I thought it was a joke when I first saw the story that he kept it from the championship game he went to see.

  69. 69.

    Nelle

    July 14, 2025 at 7:40 pm

    @pat: I don’t know who recommended Ghost Maps, but I bought a used copy and it is waiting there for me to read it.  Thanks for endorsing the purchase.

  70. 70.

    Betty

    July 14, 2025 at 7:41 pm

    @Jay: I guess tomatoes aren’t groceries.

  71. 71.

    pat

    July 14, 2025 at 7:44 pm

    @Nelle:

    There were so many pages that I wanted to fold a corner or underline something.  Just because I had heard all that before and here it was all written out.

    In detail…..

  72. 72.

    mayim

    July 14, 2025 at 8:14 pm

    @pat:

    I know I’ve mentioned it as a fascinating book but others have as well, I think.

    Fascinating tidbit: the various reports mentioned are available at archive.org, including the supplement to the main report that detailed who died in which room in the houses where people died of cholera.

    Another book that offers a window into 19th century life is The Sea Captain’s Wife by Martha Hodes. Writing style often veers into doctoral dissertation adapted for popular paperback but the story is worth plowing on. Northern couple moves south around the Civil War; widow moves back north, extremely poor. She meets/marries an African-Caribbean sea captain and moves to his home ~ where she ends up financially secure pretty much for the first time in her life.

    I’ve just starting a book called The Birth Certificate: an American history by Susan Pearson. The first couple chapters are drawing me in.

  73. 73.

    Geminid ,

    July 14, 2025 at 8:24 pm

    @Baud: I think that is a faction of the UTJ party and has only 3 or 4 Knesset members. The government coalition has 68 total, so this could be brinksmanship over the draft bill that Netanyahu has not yet presented. It would set the terms for military service by the Ultra-Orthodox.

    Meanwhile, Smotrich and Ben-Gvir threaten to bolt with their 14 MKs if there is a ceasefire in Gaza.

    The Knesset starts a two-month summer recess Friday so it could be that Netanyahu is trying to keep these balls in the air until it’s too late for a vote of no-confidence. The cabinet can approve the ceasefire during recess.

    But only thing I’m sure of is that Israeli politics are complicated as hell.

  74. 74.

    AKA The Man

    July 14, 2025 at 9:03 pm

    @pat: that is worth a read for sure!

  75. 75.

    catclub

    July 14, 2025 at 9:29 pm

    @Baud: Sounds like there are dick pics.

     

    I am guessing the Texas GOP offered to suck his dick whenever asked.

  76. 76.

    catclub

    July 14, 2025 at 9:36 pm

    @WTFGhost: FIFA pays its bribes in plain sight.

    Trump is happy to take them.

  77. 77.

    vigilhorn

    July 15, 2025 at 8:39 am

    @Jay: Doesn’t Trump realize where catsup comes from?

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