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Tuesday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  August 5, 20257:46 pm| 93 Comments

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First things first. I keep seeing this ad for MasterClass, and I gotta ask you all what in the Anton Chigurh is going on with Ken Burns’ hair?

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If you did your kid dirty with a haircut like that it would be child abuse.

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Second, this is the most brilliant goldfinch I have seen in a while and I have seen him several days in a row:

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He’s getting accustomed to my presence and is now sitting on a branch not ten feet away from me. We shall see how this progresses.

***

The only people pleased by this are ignorant hillbillies with graduate degrees from youtube university and Cheryl Hines’ dipshit anti-vaxx friends and her husband’s quack wellness expert friends:

The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) today announced the beginning of a coordinated wind-down of its mRNA vaccine development activities under the Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority (BARDA), including the cancellation and de-scoping of various contracts and solicitations. The decision follows a comprehensive review of mRNA-related investments initiated during the COVID-19 public health emergency.“We reviewed the science, listened to the experts, and acted,” said HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. “BARDA is terminating 22 mRNA vaccine development investments because the data show these vaccines fail to protect effectively against upper respiratory infections like COVID and flu. We’re shifting that funding toward safer, broader vaccine platforms that remain effective even as viruses mutate.”

You didn’t review shit, you washed up cokehead.

Depending on your age, someone you know may die of a preventable disease or illness because of this. If you have children, they DEFINITELY will know someone who died because of this unless a course correction is made in the near future. I am not hopeful.

***

There’s a bunch of other shit to talk about but it’s all so fucking depressing and I assume you all read the damned news, anyway. I’m tired and going to be really early tonight. Still gonna squeeze in a couple episodes of Spooks.

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    1. 1.

      Gin & Tonic

      August 5, 2025 at 7:48 pm

      I took the grandkids to the beach and didn’t think about any of this bullshit today. I win.

      Reply
    2. 2.

      catclub

      August 5, 2025 at 7:49 pm

      He’s getting accustomed to my presence and is now sitting on a branch not ten feet away from me. We shall see how this progresses.

       

      Tell us when you can put a funny tiny hat on it.

      Reply
    3. 3.

      Paul in Jacksonville

      August 5, 2025 at 7:51 pm

      Ken Burns thinks that hairstyle looks good. It makes him happy. Not the perfect analogy, but one man’s trash is another man’s treasure.

      Reply
    4. 4.

      Ksmiami

      August 5, 2025 at 7:51 pm

      Republicans will die too. Glass half full man, glass half full

      Reply
    5. 5.

      Hilbertsubspace

      August 5, 2025 at 7:55 pm

      Man walk’s down the street in that haircut, people know he’s not afraid of anything.

      Also, what’s happening at HHS won’t be fully repaired in my lifetime.  But, I have faith it will be eventually, hopefully, maybe.

      Reply
    6. 6.

      bbleh

      August 5, 2025 at 7:56 pm

      I like the term “brilliant goldfinch.”

      As to RFK, I’m just glad that the pharmaceutical industry is solidly international.  The Asshole Party will manage to prevent many tens of millions of Americans from getting the healthcare they need and deserve, but the vaccines will still be there.

      Reply
    7. 7.

      hells littlest angel

      August 5, 2025 at 7:59 pm

      He’s been wearing his hair like that for years.

      Reply
    8. 8.

      lowtechcyclist

      August 5, 2025 at 8:01 pm

      Apparently there’s a new trove of letters to Epstein from various celebs on his 63rd birthday in 2016, plus a bunch of pix of the inside of his Manhattan townhouse.

      Don’t think it’s a big deal in and of itself, but it keeps Epstein in the news, and there will be ketchup on the White House walls if Trump’s still there tonight.

      Reply
    9. 9.

      peter

      August 5, 2025 at 8:07 pm

      Ken Burns warned us in advance of the election that if we elect Trump, we are committing national suicide. The usual people dismissed that as shrill, but was he wrong?

      Reply
    10. 10.

      David Collier-Brown

      August 5, 2025 at 8:08 pm

      @bbleh: Ditto!
      Come to Canada, folks! Or to the UK or anywhere in the EU.  Save people’s lives.

      Reply
    11. 11.

      chemiclord

      August 5, 2025 at 8:12 pm

      @David Collier-Brown: I would never qualify to immigrate to Canada, the UK, or the EU.

      Reply
    12. 12.

      schrodingers_cat

      August 5, 2025 at 8:14 pm

      Its a wig.

      Reply
    13. 13.

      Odie Hugh Manatee

      August 5, 2025 at 8:17 pm

      It’s sad but this has to happen because so many voters are completely detached from reality. Between the lying politicians and the bought and paid for freedom of the press, the public is deliberately misinformed. Hot button issues that really had nothing to do with their lives are a good part of what got us here. The politicians and media have chummed the waters up and the public is attacking each other while the fascists look and laugh at the spectacle that they’ve created.

      Then they rub it in our faces with glee, taunting us and wanting us to despair. As I said at the start, this had to happen because people need to see the consequences of their actions and inaction. We have become too comfortable in our lives and really don’t want to look up from our phones to deal with reality when online life is so much happier than your existence in the real world.

      It sucks but strap in and get ready for hell because it’s not here yet but it’s coming, that’s for sure. Change is coming and I don’t think most people understand how bad this change is going to be for the nation. IMO the Democrats are not going to save us as too many of them are a part of the problem and have no intentions on changing. As much as we hate the Supreme Six, remember that a shitload of Democratic senators voted to confirm them. And so it goes, thus my doubt that the Democrats have what it takes to rise to the occasion.

      We need more Jasmine Crocketts and AOCs, and need to jettison the Schumers, Bookers and the rest of the go along to get along milquetoast Democratic politicians. We need fire and all we are getting is the same old soggy shit.

      Reply
    14. 14.

      Melancholy Jaques

      August 5, 2025 at 8:19 pm

      @peter:

      People from every field of endeavor warned American voters, but the voters did not believe it or did not care.

      We argue here and elsewhere about the reasons that they did that. I doubt we will ever agree or know for sure. I have learned to be skeptical about the narratives pushed by the media.

      But one thing we do know for abso-fucking-lutely sure: about half of Americans will eagerly vote for an openly corrupt, lying bigot, who was convicted of financial fraud, adjudicated a sex offender, and who incited a violent attack on the congress in order to overthrow an election. I will never recover from the shock of learning that for half the country, nearly all the rich, and about 75% of the political media, none of those things were deal breakers.

      Reply
    15. 15.

      The Audacity of Krope

      August 5, 2025 at 8:20 pm

      @Melancholy Jaques: I don’t personally need fire. I need sincerity and moral fortitude.

      Reply
    16. 16.

      Martin

      August 5, 2025 at 8:21 pm

      Joy, New York Post is launching a California paper.

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    17. 17.

      lowtechcyclist

      August 5, 2025 at 8:22 pm

      @Odie Hugh Manatee: ​

      We need more Jasmine Crocketts and AOCs, and need to jettison the Schumers, Bookers and the rest of the go along to get along milquetoast Democratic politicians. We need fire and all we are getting is the same old soggy shit.

      I won’t argue about the rest, but Cory Booker sure looks like he’s been on fire recently. Maybe you meant someone else?

      Reply
    18. 18.

      Mai Naem mobile

      August 5, 2025 at 8:23 pm

      @Odie Hugh Manatee: every time I see Booker doing something supposedly positive I remember that he voted for Jared Kushner’s nomination as French Ambassador. Just because the fucker donated to you does not mean he’s qualified to be ambassador to France. From a population of 330M I think you can find a better person to be ambassador to France.

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    19. 19.

      lowtechcyclist

      August 5, 2025 at 8:32 pm

      @Mai Naem mobile: ​
      Don’t know how things have worked in recent decades, but there used to be a tradition of giving ambassadorships to plum locations like Paris and Rome as rewards to big donors, with the #2 guy at the embassy, usually a career foreign service officer, doing the real work. (One of those #2s was a close family friend.)

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    20. 20.

      hotshoe

      August 5, 2025 at 8:33 pm

      I don’t have much hope for the future, take it day by day.
      Today’s little bit of fun is seeing the crazy photos of Trump on the roof of the White House.

      A reporter on the lawn below hollered up the question “Sir, why are you on the roof?”
      He shouted back “just taking a little walk”.

      Goddamn, that old man really IS deranged.

      Folks online are singing out Jump (jump!) Go ahead and jump!

      Good for a smile today ;)

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    21. 21.

      bbleh

      August 5, 2025 at 8:37 pm

      @Odie Hugh Manatee: I don’t disagree with the sentiment, but as observed in a previous thread, we need all the allies we can get, and if some of them are soggy, it’s better than nothing.  I don’t look to them for any kind of leadership (lol as if), but they’ll probably still do okay at followership.

      Could be Booker’s speech is a sign they are slowly getting the message.  Certainly doesn’t hurt to send them similar messages.  And support the FEW that DO show some leadership — Booker, Warren, Schatz et al. in the Senate, AOC, Crockett, Raskin, et al. in the House.

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    22. 22.

      Mai Naem mobile

      August 5, 2025 at 8:39 pm

      @lowtechcyclist: Kushner’s dad is  a pardoned felon.  I get that this is not the biggest issue in the world but if Corey Booker can’t even vote against him because he donated money to his campaign then he can go screw himself. Even Kushner himself should understand why Booker would vote against him.

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    23. 23.

      Elizabelle

      August 5, 2025 at 8:44 pm

      That photo of Ken Burns is amazing (LOL re the Anton Chigurh haircut; you are not wrong).

      Imagine him as Martin Luther, or Thomas Cromwell, or any of the portraits from the late 15th to early  17th centuries.  The play of dark and light; the cranberry colored background. The black robe (OK, fleece).

      Dipshit haircut, but a really interesting photo.

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    24. 24.

      kindness

      August 5, 2025 at 8:45 pm

      Actually RFK Jr was an intravenous heroin user for over 10 years.  He probably did coke too but…

      Reply
    25. 25.

      Elizabelle

      August 5, 2025 at 8:46 pm

      @Martin:  They will find readers.

      The LA Times comment threads are home to some of the nastiest MAGA types out there. Rarely a good word about anything, and don’t get them started on Karen Bass.

      Reply
    26. 26.

      Elizabelle

      August 5, 2025 at 8:47 pm

      @schrodingers_cat:  And not a particularly convincing one.

      I have to wince at some of the wigs cops and attorneys, especially, wear on old Forensic Files reruns.

      Reply
    27. 27.

      NotMax

      August 5, 2025 at 8:52 pm

      That’s pretty much the same haircut he’s had since he came to prominence with the Civil War program, and likely before that.

      Reply
    28. 28.

      Raoul Paste

      August 5, 2025 at 8:52 pm

      @Elizabelle: Really good comment

      Reply
    29. 29.

      Elizabelle

      August 5, 2025 at 8:53 pm

      You might have discussed this on an earlier thread, but Ozzy Osbourne’s death certificate was released today.

      He died of a major heart attack, in addition to coronary artery disease and Parkinson’s.

      What I really liked was his occupation was listed as “Songwriter, Performer, and Rock Legend.”  That is accurate.

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    30. 30.

      Elizabelle

      August 5, 2025 at 8:57 pm

      @Raoul Paste:  Thank you.  You can just see it.  Burns is lit from within, like a Pope (!) or artist/thinker or other important man would have been portrayed.

      Reply
    31. 31.

      NotMax

      August 5, 2025 at 9:01 pm

      Some people affiliated with Tinseltown keep the same haircut forever. Tura Satana comes to mind.
      ;)

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    32. 32.

      TONYG

      August 5, 2025 at 9:08 pm

      @Paul in Jacksonville: A noteworthy aspect of that movie was that NOBODY ever laughed at Anton Chigurh’s haircut!  So I guess Chigurh was doing OK.

      Reply
    33. 33.

      Jeffro

      August 5, 2025 at 9:09 pm

      @Melancholy Jaques:one thing we do know for abso-fucking-lutely sure: about half of Americans will eagerly vote for an openly corrupt, lying bigot, who was convicted of financial fraud, adjudicated a sex offender, and who incited a violent attack on the congress in order to overthrow an election. I will never recover from the shock of learning that for half the country, nearly all the rich, and about 75% of the political media, none of those things were deal breakers.

      amen and amen

      eff all of them

      I only wish the consequences fell squarely and solely on their heads

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    34. 34.

      TONYG

      August 5, 2025 at 9:11 pm

      @kindness: RFK Junior is probably still doing a lot of drugs.  The drugs amplify his inherent evil.

      Reply
    35. 35.

      TONYG

      August 5, 2025 at 9:14 pm

      @Jeffro: I remain convinced that at least 90% of the appeal of Trump is bitter hatred of non-white people and/or bitter hatred of women, gays and transgender people.  Hatred is enjoyable for about half of the Americans who bother to vote.

      Reply
    36. 36.

      Trollhattan

      August 5, 2025 at 9:27 pm

      @Martin: California: “What’s a ‘paper’?”

      Reply
    37. 37.

      Juju

      August 5, 2025 at 9:28 pm

      My guess is that Ken Burns has a Vulcan barber.

      Reply
    38. 38.

      Craig

      August 5, 2025 at 9:28 pm

      @NotMax: yeah, that’s the haircut that says ‘Hi, Ken Burns here’

      Reply
    39. 39.

      tobie

      August 5, 2025 at 9:31 pm

      @TONYG:

      Hatred is enjoyable for about half of the Americans who bother to vote.

      To your point, I’ve been stunned at the number of Latinos who gripe about the undocumented. C’mon, don’t tell me you were never out of status.

      Reply
    40. 40.

      They Call Me Noni

      August 5, 2025 at 9:31 pm

      @peter: He was not.  And Ken Burns is a national treasure.

      Reply
    41. 41.

      Odie Hugh Manatee

      August 5, 2025 at 9:35 pm

      @lowtechcyclist:

      Late reply as it’s busy here! But no, I didn’t. His confirmations in the Senate speak for themselves.

      As they say in cowboy land, all hat and no cattle. We can do better than this and we need to do so.

      @Mai Naem mobile:

      Bingo. That’s a great place to start with. Doing a favor for a friend, nothing to see there.

      Reply
    42. 42.

      Princess

      August 5, 2025 at 9:35 pm

      @bbleh: yes, other countries will do the mRNA research and their companies will get the patents.

      Reply
    43. 43.

      M. Bouffant

      August 5, 2025 at 9:37 pm

      @schrodingers_cat: Indeed, &, sadly, it looks like a cheap Beatle wig from the 1960s.

      Reply
    44. 44.

      Omnes Omnibus

      August 5, 2025 at 9:39 pm

      @Odie Hugh Manatee: Why don’t we work on getting a Democratic majority before we purge the ones we have?

      Reply
    45. 45.

      Jackie

      August 5, 2025 at 9:43 pm

      I got notified by Walmart pharmacy that flu shots are now available. I usually wait until late Sept, but I wonder if they’ll still be free for seniors. Same with the Covid vaccine… I get one every six months, the last booster in March. Hopefully those are still available and covered by regular Medicare. As I turned 70 in June, I’m really wondering how long I can expect a fairly healthy life despite RFK Jr.

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    46. 46.

      Another Scott

      August 5, 2025 at 9:51 pm

      Meanwhile, …

      Clive Thompson
      @[email protected]

      behold the “HTML bomb”

      it’s a defensive counterattack on AI web-scrapers that persistently scrape and rescrape your web site, even when you tell them not to

      the bomb file *looks* like a tiny HTML page, but when scraped — or even requested by a regular browser …

      … it unpacks into a huge-ass 10-gig HTML page …

      … which quickly crashes any browser or scraper

      Item #6 in my latest “Linkfest” newsletter, free to read and subscribe to here: buttondown.com/clivethompson/archive/linkfest-37-wind-theft-an-html-bomb-and-the-rice/

      [ALT] A Chrome browser error page displays the familiar “Aw, Snap!” message, indicating that something went wrong while loading a webpage. A pixelated frowning file icon with Xs for eyes appears at the top left. Below, the error code reads “Out of Memory,” suggesting the browser ran out of system resources. The page includes a “Reload” button in blue on the bottom right

      Aug 05, 2025, 06:37 PM

      I really want to believe that things like this will actually stop the obnoxious scrapers who won’t listen.

      Similarly, I want to believe there’s One Weird Trick that will snap normies out of their slumber and get them into the light…

      ( via Mastodon.social/explore )

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

      Reply
    47. 47.

      NotMax

      August 5, 2025 at 9:52 pm

      @juju

      Or else Ish Kabibble.
      :)

      Reply
    48. 48.

      Harrison Wesley

      August 5, 2025 at 9:52 pm

      @Jackie: I hear you. As soon as noises were made about RFK Jr, I got RSV, TDAP,MMR, shingles, pneumonia,. I’m an Old and have COPD. I live off my Railroad Retirement check, so if I have to start paying out of pocket for Covid vax, I’m hosed. Oh well……

      Reply
    49. 49.

      tobie

      August 5, 2025 at 10:00 pm

      @Odie Hugh Manatee: I have no affection for Schumer but he did manage to stop all Trump admin appointments last week and Republicans are furious and vowing to change the appointments procedure.

      Senate Republicans left Washington for the summer without a deal to quickly confirm dozens of nominees — but they are vowing to come back this fall and change the rules to clear the partisan logjam.

      In a Truth Social message Saturday evening, Trump accused Schumer of “political extortion.”

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    50. 50.

      Ohio Mom

      August 5, 2025 at 10:01 pm

      @Jackie: The problem with getting your flu shot in early September (let alone in August) is that it might lose effectiveness before the entire winter flu season is over. Ask me how I know.

      Reply
    51. 51.

      NotMax

      August 5, 2025 at 10:02 pm

      FYI.

      Krugman will be on O’Donnell’s show tonight.

      Reply
    52. 52.

      Jackie

      August 5, 2025 at 10:06 pm

      @Harrison Wesley: Yah, I’m updated on everything, thanks to my grandkiddos. Got the Shingles series a few years back. I can’t afford to pay out of pocket for flu/covid vaccines, so my fingers are crossed for the next 3 1/2 years plus.

      Reply
    53. 53.

      catclub

      August 5, 2025 at 10:09 pm

      @peter: The usual people dismissed that as shrill, but was he wrong?

       

      Well, we might not die. but it does look like _attempting_ suicide.

      Reply
    54. 54.

      comrade scotts agenda of rage

      August 5, 2025 at 10:12 pm

      @kindness:

      Got a source for that?

      One thing you see from former, heavy heroin users, they’re brains are mush as a result.  Decades later and the damage remains.

      Noted musicians like that are Eric Clapton and James Taylor.

      Reply
    55. 55.

      Jackie

      August 5, 2025 at 10:15 pm

      @Ohio Mom: I wait until LATE Sept/early Oct. I live with school aged grandkiddos, so that’s my habit. Plus, once school starts, I take Airborne and extra zinc, as guaranteed the girls will be hacking, sniffing and coughing within two weeks. Also have masks handy. Knock on wood, I’ve avoided getting a cold or flu (or covid) in over 10 yrs using this very unscientific method. :-)

      Reply
    56. 56.

      Gin & Tonic

      August 5, 2025 at 10:17 pm

      @comrade scotts agenda of rage: RFK Jr has spoken openly and publicly, on several occasions, about his heroin addiction, which lasted over a decade.

      Reply
    57. 57.

      Sister Golden Bear

      August 5, 2025 at 10:34 pm

      Ken Burns’ hair looks like Green Lantern’s hair in the latest “Superman” movie, which I saw this afternoon, and definitely recommend—even if, like me, you’re not into superhero movies.

      Reply
    58. 58.

      Quaker in a Basement

      August 5, 2025 at 10:37 pm

      “We’re shifting that funding toward safer, broader vaccine platforms that remain effective even as viruses mutate.”

      No, you aren’t. You’re killing off those vaccines too.

      Reply
    59. 59.

      Another Scott

      August 5, 2025 at 10:49 pm

      Reminder: Eyes on the prizes – BlueVirginia.US:

      by Chris Ambrose

      Per this article, (Former VA Citizen Redistricting Commissioner James Abrenio Reacts to Texas Republicans’ Extreme Gerrymander Attempt, Says “”If they pass that s*** in TX, I’d be open to [repealing Virginia’s redistricting amendment]”), I’d point out that the Virginia Redistricting Amendment was fundamentally flawed structurally, and that support for it was based on idealism rather than reason.

      Structurally, the amendment was guaranteed to fail right out of the gate, because it could never work as a bipartisan commission. In general this was unworkable, but especially in times of high partisanship – when it would be needed the most. It was clear at the time – or should have been – that Republicans were never going to support the process, but instead seek to manipulate it. As former citizen Redistricting Commissioner James Abrenio pointed out in his interview shortly after the process predictably and spectacularly failed, that is exactly what happened.

      At the time, I had conversations with Brian Cannon, the Executive Director of OneVirginia2021, who acknowledged that it was a terrible amendment, but that it was his job to push it. To be clear – Cannon was *paid to put out disinformation* about the amendment in order to convince voters to support it. When people like me pointed out the flaws to him in a way he couldn’t ignore, his disinformation shifted to ‘We know, but OneVirginia2021 is committed to passing another amendment to improve this one.’ In fact, that was clearly untrue, as the day after the amendment was approved, OneVirginia2021 dissolved and left Virginia with this terrible system.

      When I say that the amendment was based on “idealism rather than reason,” what I mean is that voters (especially Democrats) had an emotional longing for an ideal system, one where voters chose their legislators rather than the other way around. That ideal, along with the disinformation campaign waged by OneVirginia2021 plus many voters’ hatred for gerrymandering, made people believe that was what they were voting for when, actually, they weren’t.

      […]

      FUN FACT: Had it not been for Virginia and New York changing their redistricting processes for the 2020 redistricting, Democrats would have retained the House in 2022 and again in 2024. Had that happened, the US House today would be following its constitutional duty to act as a check on executive power excesses – and there are a lot of those! – by blocking the Big Ugly Bill, holding oversight hearings and drafting articles of impeachment. Instead, the US House is *not* doing those things, solely because state legislators in Virginia and New York effectively chose to unilaterally disarm in the face of a growing authoritarian threat posed by an obviously authoritarian Republican Party. Huge mistake.

      Hindsight is sometimes 20:20, but I was against the Virginia amendment.

      We have to be clear-eyed about changes to political systems, and think carefully about consequences and alternatives.

      Grr…

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

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    60. 60.

      scav

      August 5, 2025 at 10:50 pm

      “BARDA is terminating 22 mRNA vaccine development investments because the data show these vaccines fail to protect effectively against upper respiratory infections like COVID and flu.”

      vs.

      ScienceDaily, Date: July 21, 2025
      A tiny chemistry hack just made mRNA vaccines safer, stronger, and smarter

      In a new paper in Nature Biomedical Engineering, researchers at the University of Pennsylvania show that tweaking the structure of the ionizable lipid, a key component of the lipid nanoparticles (LNPs) that deliver mRNA, not only reduces inflammation but also boosts vaccine effectiveness for preventing or treating a range of diseases, from COVID-19 to cancer.

      Reply
    61. 61.

      hotshoe

      August 5, 2025 at 10:55 pm

      @NotMax: ​
       
      my Mom used to use “ishkabibble” as a mild swearword-substitute when one of us kids did something exasperating. I dunno if she got it from that guy’s name — somehow seems unlikely to me that she would pick his name for a swearword — why would anyone do that? But he was alive (and famous, I guess) in the right time period, and if not from his name, where else would you get such a ridiculous set of syllables?
      No one left to ask why nowadays.

      Reply
    62. 62.

      Harrison Wesley

      August 5, 2025 at 10:56 pm

      @Jackie: If I can slide through and get popped for flu and Covid in September, I’ll consider myself lucky. Meanwhile I blow Covixyl up my nose before I’m crazy enough to go to a restaurant, and I mask up everywhere – I tried to lay in supplies ahead of time and have 150 KN95 masks laid away for the future.

      Reply
    63. 63.

      NotMax

      August 5, 2025 at 11:02 pm

      @Harrison Wesley

      According to the pharmacist when I got my most recent COVID booster in May, they’re expecting an updated vaccine to be available late in September.

      Reply
    64. 64.

      Another Scott

      August 5, 2025 at 11:03 pm

      @hotshoe:

      Made me look. Wikipedia.org:

      In his 1989 autobiography, Bogue explained his stage name, which he took from the lyrics of one of his comedic songs, “Isch ga-bibble.”[3]

      The song derived from a mock-Yiddish expression, “Ische ga bibble?”, which was purported to mean “I should worry?”, prompting a curious (and perhaps not coincidental) association with the “What, me worry?” motto of Mad Magazine’s mascot, Alfred E. Neuman.[citation needed] While this derivation has been widely quoted on the Internet and elsewhere, the expression “ische ga bibble” is not Yiddish and in fact contains no Yiddish words at all.[4] However, there is a Yiddish expression, “nisht gefidlt,” meaning “it doesn’t matter to me,” from which the term “ish kabibble” may derive.

      Mondegreens FTW.

      Thanks.

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

      Reply
    65. 65.

      Jackie

      August 5, 2025 at 11:06 pm

      @hotshoe:

      “ishkabibble”

      My Minnesota MIL used that phrase ALL the time! She’s long gone, but seeing/hearing in my mind… ISHkabibble! That was basically as close to swearing as she’d ever get LOL

      Reply
    66. 66.

      laura

      August 5, 2025 at 11:06 pm

      SHe’s getting accustomed to my presence and is now sitting on a branch not ten feet away from me. We shall see how this progresses.

      Isn’t that kind of how you ended up on the cusp of conubial bliss with a Super Fine gal?

       

      Reply
    67. 67.

      Harrison Wesley

      August 5, 2025 at 11:09 pm

      @NotMax: Excellent! CVS won’t give me a shot until mid-September anyway.

      Reply
    68. 68.

      NotMax

      August 5, 2025 at 11:10 pm

      @Another Scott

      Trivia:

      He grew up in the town of North East, PA.

      Which is in far northwestern Pennsylvania.
      ;)

      Reply
    69. 69.

      Ramona

      August 5, 2025 at 11:13 pm

      @Harrison Wesley: Thanks for the Covixyl tip!

      Reply
    70. 70.

      Jackie

      August 5, 2025 at 11:14 pm

      @NotMax:

      According to the pharmacist when I got my most recent COVID booster in May, they’re expecting an updated vaccine to be available late in September.

      Fingers crossed you’re right!

      Reply
    71. 71.

      Bupalos

      August 5, 2025 at 11:18 pm

      The distorted tragedy of Maga and Maha is that they’re perverted expressions of very real crises.

      like, we’re all walking around with a toothbrush worth of plastic lodged in our brain, soaked in endocrine disrupters and pfas.

      and the MAHA expression of this is to root for smallpox.

      likewise, the most shockingly 3rd world places in the US are MAGA. Where the teacher’s main job is to keep a lid on the vaping and drug use for 5 of 24 hours. And the expression of this is to defund education and cut taxes for billionaires.

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    72. 72.

      Bupalos

      August 5, 2025 at 11:23 pm

      K-pop demon hunters is shockingly good. Most hopeful piece of crafted popular culture I’ve seen in a decade or two.

      probably a little derivative off Buffy the vampire slayer… but a great refresh.

      Reply
    73. 73.

      Tim in SF

      August 5, 2025 at 11:29 pm

      You mean What in the Moe Howard is going on with Ken Burns’ hair?

      Reply
    74. 74.

      Bupalos

      August 5, 2025 at 11:31 pm

      @tobie: Political malpractice for anyone Trump addresses by name with any of this shit to reply anything other than “Nice try Donny. Release the epstein files.”

      Reply
    75. 75.

      Ksmiami

      August 5, 2025 at 11:39 pm

      @Bupalos: I figure we have to fucking end them before they destroy us.

      Reply
    76. 76.

      Odie Hugh Manatee

      August 5, 2025 at 11:39 pm

      @Omnes Omnibus:

      Why don’t we primary the ones we want to replace? Why keep “we can only do as good as this in this state, trust us”? Why keep people who seem to stab us in the back at the worst times? Look at where we are today… part of the reason is that we keep telling ourselves that these backstabbers are the best we can do.

      Should we keep doing the same thing and hope for a different result? That’s what you seem to want. If the state will elect a Democrat then let’s see what happens when a better one runs against a shitty one that we need to get rid of.

      It ‘s time to stop doing the same shit and hoping for a better outcome.

      Reply
    77. 77.

      Martin

      August 5, 2025 at 11:40 pm

      @Another Scott:

      … which quickly crashes any browser or scraper

      Well, having written quite a few web scrapers in my day, any competently written scraper shouldn’t crash because of that. Browsers almost certainly will though.

      Reply
    78. 78.

      Martin

      August 5, 2025 at 11:41 pm

      @tobie: Given you were stunned, have you considered that it’s not about racism?

      Reply
    79. 79.

      hitchhiker

      August 5, 2025 at 11:42 pm

      I read the letter Woody Allen wrote for Epstein’s big birthday book.

      JFC, what a weirdo. He mostly talks on and on about “his wife,” (once even providing her name) and how she had to slowly school the pedophile in how to put on a dinner party, including the info that appetizers come before the main course, not after it.

      Then there’s the obligatory mention of “young women,” which I guess Woody would have been fine with even if he knew they were getting trafficked.

      Reply
    80. 80.

      Another Scott

      August 6, 2025 at 12:07 am

      @Martin: The source link has a little more:

      Firefox struggles a lot and ends up crashing cleanly with an NS_ERROR_OUT_OF_MEMORY error, visible only in the developer tools. If I put the body tag before the malicious comment, I would certainly have a correctly displayed page.

      Chrome is much faster to crash! It offers a happy screen signaling that an error occurred via SIGKILL.

      In both cases, we notice that the page is partially loaded; however, the title is correct. Therefore, we are certain that a Selenium-type web crawler will crash on this HTML file.

      I don’t know what a “Selenium-type” crawler is, and don’t have enough interest at the moment to look, but agree that a scraper shouldn’t need to execute whatever it finds, it should just grab it.  But, I’m not a programmer…

      Thanks.

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

      Reply
    81. 81.

      Another Scott

      August 6, 2025 at 12:10 am

      @NotMax: Geography is weird, especially in PA.

      “84”

      Amirite??

      🤪

      Thanks.

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

      Reply
    82. 82.

      prostratedragon

      August 6, 2025 at 12:13 am

      Victory in Delaware:

      Alonna Berry’s victory brings Democrats back to a majority of 27 to 14 in the state House.

      This is the closest the GOP came this year to flipping a legislative district.

      Next up, it’s Dems who have shots at a flip late this month in Iowa and arguably California: boltsmag.org/whats-on-the-ballot/guide-to-elections-in-august-2025/

      Reply
    83. 83.

      Another Scott

      August 6, 2025 at 12:28 am

      @prostratedragon: 👍

      Thanks.

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

      Reply
    84. 84.

      Marc

      August 6, 2025 at 12:49 am

      @Another Scott:  I don’t know what a “Selenium-type” crawler is, and don’t have enough interest at the moment to look, but agree that a scraper shouldn’t need to execute whatever it finds, it should just grab it.  But, I’m not a programmer.

      These crawlers use a Chrome or Firefox browser instance as a back-end, so they can see the text/images added by running Javascript on those pages.  Which is why they all choke on the same code.

      Reply
    85. 85.

      Melancholy Jaques

      August 6, 2025 at 12:56 am

      @The Audacity of Krope:

      I don’t think I said anything about fire.

      I also like sincerity and moral fortitude, but it’s clear the voters disdain such things as weakness.

      Reply
    86. 86.

      Melancholy Jaques

      August 6, 2025 at 12:59 am

      @Elizabelle:

      Imagine him as Martin Luther, or Thomas Cromwell, or any of the portraits from the late 15th to early  17th centuries.

      I was thinking Ole Munch from Season Five of Fargo.

      Reply
    87. 87.

      sab

      August 6, 2025 at 2:03 am

      @lowtechcyclist: Yes. The State Department doesn’t have a big enough budget to entertain in major world capitals, so we appoint rich donors as ambassadors because they can afford to do so.

      Reply
    88. 88.

      Martin

      August 6, 2025 at 3:23 am

      @Another Scott: So Selenium is a tool for automating web browsers, used for testing and such, and yes, if you used that it should crash a headless brower same as a normal client.

      But I don’t know anyone that uses Selenium to do web crawling, so maybe that’s a new thing, but you don’t need to use a browser to crawl pages – you normally just load the page via a tool like curl (just the text of the page) and then walk the DOM using a tool (I used python, speed wasn’t a huge issue), extract the relevant bits including linked pages, and then recurse.

      So you’d often just stream the data to a local file and then hand it off to your parsing tool. It never tries to actually render the page. My tools always had a check for file properties and would simply discard any pages that were larger than I expected, just to make sure I didn’t accidentally download a media file. That’s a pretty normal check for anything grabbing random shit from the internet. Now, a 10GB file would slow down/undermine my economics, but it wouldn’t stop the tool.

      Now I was a pretty small operator on this sort of thing, not OpenAI. I can’t imagine their tools are anything short of bulletproof given the volume of this that they do. It’s really not hard to do and totally routine for anyone doing a lot of data handling.

      Reply
    89. 89.

      Paul in KY

      August 6, 2025 at 11:16 am

      @Paul in Jacksonville: Looks like the kind of haircut a man-at-arms would sport in 1297 or thereabouts.

      Reply
    90. 90.

      Paul in KY

      August 6, 2025 at 11:35 am

      @hotshoe: Yeah, my mom used ‘Humperdink’…

      Reply
    91. 91.

      TheronWare

      August 6, 2025 at 11:56 am

      Anton Chigurth – Ahahahahaha!

      Reply
    92. 92.

      Betty

      August 6, 2025 at 1:22 pm

      @lowtechcyclist: Donors to Trump?

      Reply
    93. 93.

      Marc

      August 6, 2025 at 1:48 pm

      @Martin:  FWIW in a dead thread, 25 years ago one could get away with just “scraping” the vast majority of web sites as they were just plain HTML. Today, some categories of pages are known to be in text, JSON, HTML, MarkDown, or PDF format. It’s pretty straightforward to scrape those if that is what you’re looking for.

      Mainstream web developers have since switched to modern “responsive” web frameworks built in JavaScript or TypeScript.  Only parts of a page exist in plain HTML, the rest are rendered on the fly using scripts from data elsewhere in the page and/or retrieved from the server.  You have to run the scripts to see all of the text and rendered images, and the easiest/slowest way to do that is to let a headless browser do it for you.

      Reply

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