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Open Thread: These Men Are Not Gonna Live Forever

by Anne Laurie|  September 3, 20251:55 pm| 102 Comments

This post is in: Dark Days Before the Dawn, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads

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All of these therapies crashed and burned in clinic and most of the companies behind them have laid off 90-95% of workforce. You know, if you're curious.

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) September 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM

Old men, especially old men with money and/or power, have always fantasized about living forever. But this is America, where there are lots of people with money & power, and if *they* can’t force the scientists to build them IMMORTALITY NOW…

(Of course, if you want to be a doomer, these particular old men have the power to make When I die, the world ends a nuclear reality, which is a different argument.)

Putin and Xi are both men who are not especially intelligent and wise and they are growing old, and they live in countries where people will say what they want to hear out of fear of being shot or exiled if they don't. *Of course* they both believe they will live forever.

— How Beautiful the Stars Are (@seed-corn-thoughts.bsky.social) September 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM

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Oh don't worry there is no way you're going to live forever. None of the technology is even close and there's still the whole "we don't understand the brain at all" bit.

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) September 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM


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People have misunderstood how successful we are at increasing quality of life up to a certain point (i.e. late 70's and early 80's) and the fact that ultimate life expectancy, while up, is not nearly as transformative as the increase in just general quality.

— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) September 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM


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You have a much better life for a whole hell of a lot longer, which is absolutely a very good thing, but it's not "we're gonna live forever!!!!!11"

— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) September 3, 2025 at 11:21 AM

Interesting argument from Rosencrantz & Guildenstern, here:

That’s 100% some bait to get Trump to come begging

— Breddy Tidgewater (@intelsebastian.bsky.social) September 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM


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Yeah he totally looks like he could handle multiple surgeries….I wonder if that's the real bait.

— Flopsytop (@flopsytop.bsky.social) September 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM

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Bloomberg reporter:

Guess who's laughing and trolling now?

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— Edward Harrison (@edwardnh.bsky.social) September 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM

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    1. 1.

      Gin & Tonic

      September 3, 2025 at 2:03 pm

      Boy, I didn’t know Modi had game this good.

      Reply
    2. 2.

      NotMax

      September 3, 2025 at 2:04 pm

      AI will fix it.
      //

      Reply
    3. 3.

      Rusty

      September 3, 2025 at 2:08 pm

      Unfortunately there are a good number that have enough money, that when left to promote right-wing causes, will make life miserable for the rest of us long after they die.

      Reply
    4. 4.

      catclub

      September 3, 2025 at 2:09 pm

      I have asked before. Can the EU impose sanctions/tariffs on India for buying Russian oil?
      Why have they not done so yet?

      Reply
    5. 5.

      Old Dan and Little Ann

      September 3, 2025 at 2:10 pm

      Get busy living or get busy dying.

      Reply
    6. 6.

      Baud

      September 3, 2025 at 2:17 pm

      Newsmax sues Fox News for allegedly abusing monopoly power

      Reply
    7. 7.

      Chetan Murthy

      September 3, 2025 at 2:18 pm

      @catclub: I don’t have to like it, but I think that the reasoning is something like: “try to keep them connected to us, so we can exert a gentle influence, bit-by-bit”.  Truthfully, given that the EU can’t even stop Slovakia and Hungary (from buying RU gas), it’s a little ….. hypocritical for them to try to stop India.

      And I write the above, -incensed- that India is buying RU fossil fuel.

      Reply
    8. 8.

      mrmoshpotato

      September 3, 2025 at 2:18 pm

      @Old Dan and Little Ann: Dump looks like he’s dead.  Looking forward to him joining Kissinger.

      Reply
    9. 9.

      dmsilev

      September 3, 2025 at 2:19 pm

      @Baud: LetThemFight.png

      Reply
    10. 10.

      Shalimar

      September 3, 2025 at 2:19 pm

      Florida just banned all vaccine mandates, including for children to attend school.  I’m glad I rarely leave the house.  This place will be contagion hell within a year.

      Reply
    11. 11.

      oldster

      September 3, 2025 at 2:28 pm

      Putin and Xi also just said, on hot mics,

      “We have no viable plans for a transition of power. We don’t have successors, or plans for successors. Our regimes are as fragile as our own failing health is, and when we die it’s all going to go to shit.”

      Quite the confessions to make.

      Reply
    12. 12.

      Ishiyama

      September 3, 2025 at 2:31 pm

      Hey, the Pharaohs had the best solution. youtube.com/watch?v=LetN_usw-w8&list=RDLetN_usw-w8&start_radio=1

      Reply
    13. 13.

      Jeffg166

      September 3, 2025 at 2:32 pm

      I remember seeing an author on the Mike Douglas show 45 years ago who wrote a book about the rich and how they were upset they couldn’t buy their way out of dying. Neither Putin nor Xi will live as long as they think they deserve to.

      Reply
    14. 14.

      Captain C

      September 3, 2025 at 2:37 pm

      @oldster: I’m not an expert on this by any means, but I suspect that China will have an easier time going back to something like they had post-Deng and pre-Xi, given that they seem to have reasonably strong institutions (although it’s possible Xi has weakened them more than it appears to a casual outside observer).  Russia, on the other hand, could easily turn into a repeat of the Yeltsin years but without an amusingly destructive drunk to hold it all together.  I could see it becoming a country in name only, with most of the peripheral provinces quietly going their own way and striking their own deals with each other and with neighboring nations to survive.

      eta:  and places like Chechnya turning into self-immolating bloodbaths as their puppets no longer have Putin to back them up.

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    15. 15.

      Deputinize America

      September 3, 2025 at 2:37 pm

      Goddamn, I hate Modi, but that’s some top-level trolling.

      Reply
    16. 16.

      SiubhanDuinne

      September 3, 2025 at 2:38 pm

      @Shalimar:

      I just saw a clip of the FL Surgeon General announcing the new no-vaccine-mandate policy, apparently to a crowd of adoring MAGAts, not to the press. He kept saying, with big dramatic inflection, “Who am I to tell you what you can put in your body?” and I just yelled at the TV “Who are YOU?! You’re the fucking Surgeon Fucking General of fucking Florida, you fucking right-wing idiot!!”

      JFC, these poor excuses for humanoids.

      Reply
    17. 17.

      Dorothy A. Winsor

      September 3, 2025 at 2:38 pm

      @Shalimar: Even parents who are fine with vaccines sometimes need a mandate from the school to get them. My DIL teaches kindergarten and it’s not uncommon for a kid to miss the first week of school because s/he turned unvaccinated and was sent home.

      Reply
    18. 18.

      Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony

      September 3, 2025 at 2:39 pm

      @Jeffg166: I’d argue they have already lived longer than they deserve to. Worse, they will likely live much longer than they deserve. For example, Rupert Murdoch is still alive at 94 and I’ve been assuming he would drop dead to the delight of us all any day now. I’ve been disappointed for going on 20 years.

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    19. 19.

      me

      September 3, 2025 at 2:40 pm

      @oldster: China has dealt with that before when Mao died so Deng Xiaoping, Jiang Zemin and Hu Jintao didn’t stick around until they died. They should have kicked Xi before he decided to become a dictator but he wouldn’t go.

      Reply
    20. 20.

      Melancholy Jaques

      September 3, 2025 at 2:41 pm

      @Jeffg166:

      Whenever the subject of living forever comes up, I always think of Durk Pearson, a regular on Merv Griffin when I was in college. He was an advocate for supplements, mega doses of vitamins and other alternative medicine to extend life. I always thought he was crazy, but I note that he managed to live to 81, which beat his cohort’s life expectancy by 10 years.

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    21. 21.

      Baud

      September 3, 2025 at 2:43 pm

      @oldster:

      Our regimes are as fragile as our own failing health is, and when we die it’s all going to go to shit.”

       
      Trump has them beat, turned everything to shit before dying.

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    22. 22.

      Dave

      September 3, 2025 at 2:45 pm

      Been saying for some time while not the problem that at least some of the malignant fuckery from our billionaires and their fellow travelers is that while we sorta understand what the outline of significantly extending human life would look like we are also nowhere near it and it’s driving them bananas.

      They can’t have it and nothing they do will make it so and when you can have whatever you want that is maddening.

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    23. 23.

      Baud

      September 3, 2025 at 2:45 pm

      @SiubhanDuinne:

      Who am I to tell you what you can put in your body

       

      A good question, except in situations where everyone has the capability of putting a virus into someone else’s body without their consent.

      Reply
    24. 24.

      Shalimar

      September 3, 2025 at 2:48 pm

      @SiubhanDuinne: The last place I lived there was a 200-year-old cemetery 2 blocks away.  Anytime someone wanted to talk shit about vaccines, I told them to go count the percentage of child graves pre-1960 compared to post-1960 and get back to me.

      Reply
    25. 25.

      Trollhattan

      September 3, 2025 at 2:50 pm

      @Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony:

      Kissinger set a bar, of sorts.

      Reply
    26. 26.

      Chief Oshkosh

      September 3, 2025 at 2:52 pm

      @Baud: Well, that’s what all the guns are for.

      Reply
    27. 27.

      Trollhattan

      September 3, 2025 at 2:52 pm

      @Shalimar:

      It always catches me short. We have cemeteries back to circa the Gold Rush and the number of children and infants is always a gutpunch.

      Reply
    28. 28.

      Deputinize America

      September 3, 2025 at 2:53 pm

      @Baud:

      Florida is gong to be America’s great incubator.

      Reply
    29. 29.

      chemiclord

      September 3, 2025 at 2:53 pm

      The obsession with the rich and powerful wanting to live forever was the initial premise of my latest book, funny enough, and what would happen to the world if they succeeded.

      Spoiler alert: Not very good things happened.

      Reply
    30. 30.

      Trivia Man

      September 3, 2025 at 2:54 pm

      @oldster: More people should read up on the Roman Empire and see the range of turmoil possible in a transition. Over 1200 years they had examples of just about every type of plan.

      Reply
    31. 31.

      Trivia Man

      September 3, 2025 at 2:56 pm

      @Captain C: I’ve heard the description “a gas station with nuclear weapons” to describe Russia.

      Reply
    32. 32.

      gene108

      September 3, 2025 at 3:01 pm

      As someone who received an organ transplant, I’m trying to figure out how anyone thinks it will make them live forever, given the immunosuppression required to maintain the transplant.

      Transplants aren’t a permanent fix. They will fail depending on a number of factors. Getting 20 years out of a transplant is well above the average for how long a transplant will last.

      Reply
    33. 33.

      Matt McIrvin

      September 3, 2025 at 3:03 pm

      @NotMax: AI won’t, of course, fix it, but what it COULD do is create a simulacrum of the dictator who can “rule” in his stead, or at least continue to create the hot social-media takes and insane public statements.

      I’m actually kind of afraid they’ll do that with Trump. Just continue Trumping along when he’s dead, with an LLM stupidity generator that can precisely mimic his style. A decade or two down the line, they get Disney or somebody to build it a new body. Trump 2.0 forever.

      You know who the current President of North Korea is? It’s not Kim Jong Un. It’s his dead grandfather, Kim Il Sung. Eternal President. Now imagine that your dead Eternal President can still talk.

      Reply
    34. 34.

      Trivia Man

      September 3, 2025 at 3:04 pm

      @gene108: Easy peasy – cultivate individual harvest clones and you are guaranteed a match!

      /s

      Reply
    35. 35.

      rikyrah

      September 3, 2025 at 3:05 pm

      It’s the 3rd of September 

      youtu.be/pJV2pWFyfn4?si=Iqm3C9Rn51OxSIZh

      Reply
    36. 36.

      Jackie

      September 3, 2025 at 3:05 pm

      @SiubhanDuinne:

      “Who am I to tell you what you can put in your body?”

      Change two words…

      “Who am I to tell you what you can do with  put in your body?”

      Oh, yeah, he’s not talking about pro choice or gender identity…

      Reply
    37. 37.

      mrmoshpotato

      September 3, 2025 at 3:09 pm

      OT – WeRateDogs – This is Delta. (after a bath)

      Reply
    38. 38.

      Trollhattan

      September 3, 2025 at 3:10 pm

      This seems suboptimal.

      A wave of lightning-sparked wildfires burned across the Sierra Nevada foothills of Central California on Wednesday, torching dry hillsides and threatening historic Gold Rush-era towns as fire crews worked through a second day to contain the blazes.

      The wildfires ignited Tuesday as a monsoonal storm crept north across the state, unleashing more than 9,000 lightning strikes, according to Cal Fire. Many of the fires concentrated in the Mother Lode region southeast of Sacramento were grouped into the TCU September Lightning Complex. Together, the complex grew to nearly 12,500 acres and forced continued evacuations across parts of Tuolumne and Calaveras counties.

      “This series of fires within Cal Fire Tuolumne-Calaveras Unit contains 22 distinct fires that occurred around the time of a lightning storm that passed through the area,” Cal Fire TCU said Wednesday. “Multiple ground and air resources have arrived, totaling 634 personnel. Additional ground and air resources are on order and will be engaged on the fire lines as soon as they arrive.”

      No fatalities or injuries had been reported as of Wednesday morning, but many of the fires remained uncontained. The largest blaze, known as the 6-5 Fire, had burned more than 6,473 acres by Wednesday morning. The fire was centered north of Don Pedro Reservoir, with active fire behavior and no containment.

      The fire forced mandatory evacuations in the town of Chinese Camp, a 19th-century mining settlement and a registered California Historical Landmark. The town contains significant structures dating back to the 1800s, when Chinese miners first settled the area during the Gold Rush.

      sacbee.com/news/california/fires/article311956235.html#storylink=cpy

      Certainly explains today’s odd sky.

      Reply
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      gene108

      September 3, 2025 at 3:13 pm

      @Trivia Man:

      I’m pretty sure some rich assholes are funding “research” into cloning themselves.

      Reply
    40. 40.

      matt

      September 3, 2025 at 3:21 pm

      @Baud: Weird thing to say in the endless War on Drugs era.

      Reply
    41. 41.

      Scout211

      September 3, 2025 at 3:21 pm

      @Trollhattan:  Tell me about it.  I live in Calaveras County.

      I’ve been posted updates in comments.  At one point yesterday there were more than 20 fires burning in three counties on the eastern edge of the Valley and the western slope of the foothills.  There are still many really large ones with zero containment.  It’s been really scary out here.

      Reply
    42. 42.

      prostratedragon

      September 3, 2025 at 3:28 pm

      Meanwhile, we ordinary folks can just try stuff like this:

      Chicago: your Jewel[-Osco] just got the new COVID vaccines in stock, my immunocompromised partner got one this afternoon, it took no time at all, it was very easy.

      Reply
    43. 43.

      MagdaInBlack

      September 3, 2025 at 3:29 pm

      @rikyrah: ..the day I’ll always remember…

      Reply
    44. 44.

      Suzanne

      September 3, 2025 at 3:30 pm

      Putin and Xi are both men who are not especially intelligent and wise and they are growing old

      Disagree. Putin is a smart man. Really want to separate intelligence from megalomania.

      Reply
    45. 45.

      mrmoshpotato

      September 3, 2025 at 3:30 pm

      @prostratedragon: The Jewel’s!

      Also, Papa Charlie’s Italian beef on sale, and buy 1, get 2 free on pork ribs.

      Reply
    46. 46.

      Matt McIrvin

      September 3, 2025 at 3:32 pm

      @gene108: And I’ve got a cyborg part, a mechanical knee.

      Guess what: it’s not as good as a healthy normal knee, though vastly better than a busted knee. It works pretty well for the most part, but there are some things I can’t do, or can’t do very well (I can run and walk just fine, but kneeling and crawling can be kind of problematic). They’ve made great strides in making these artificial body parts work with your body, but it’s not a panacea.

      I figure if I can have a good long time as a reasonably healthy person and a rapid decline at the end, that’s pretty good. Dreams of immortality are for the young, when they haven’t assimilated the idea of their mortality completely. Or for the very rich and dumb, I guess.

      Reply
    47. 47.

      Trollhattan

      September 3, 2025 at 3:35 pm

      @Scout211:

      Will avoid the no-duh stay safe bromides and just wish it gets under control and you have no need for the go bag and exit plan.

      We had a good couple of summers and it was only a matter of when, not if wildfires would return. One positive: little wind today in the Valley.

      Reply
    48. 48.

      Melancholy Jaques

      September 3, 2025 at 3:36 pm

      @rikyrah:

      That day I’ll always remember, yes I will.

      I have never stopped loving that song.

      Reply
    49. 49.

      frosty

      September 3, 2025 at 3:48 pm

      @Captain C: I could see [China] becoming a country in name only, with most of the peripheral provinces quietly going their own way and striking their own deals with each other and with neighboring nations to survive.

      Hmmm. Didn’t the west coast states just do something like this to source vaccines for their residents?​

      Reply
    50. 50.

      catclub

      September 3, 2025 at 3:49 pm

      @Suzanne: ​
       

      Putin is a smart man.

      To get where he got, he had to be smart. Nonetheless, his delusion that he will win in Ukraine, and that it belongs to Russia, is completely bonkers.
      More delusional than Trump’s love of Putin.

      Reply
    51. 51.

      Suzanne

      September 3, 2025 at 3:54 pm

      @catclub: One can, of course, be both intelligent and delusional. We underestimate our foes when we pretend they’re dumb.

      Reply
    52. 52.

      Mr. Bemused Senior

      September 3, 2025 at 3:59 pm

      @Suzanne: the delusional smart ones are the most dangerous.

      Reply
    53. 53.

      Geo Wilcox

      September 3, 2025 at 4:08 pm

      @gene108: I’m sort of shocked someone like Musk or Theil hasn’t decided to start some sort of “Never Let Me Go” program creating clones and growing them up to harvest organs from them.

      Reply
    54. 54.

      Fair Economist

      September 3, 2025 at 4:13 pm

      @Melancholy Jaques:

      Hunh, so the people most responsible for the life extension and supplements craze, Pearson and Shaw , are now both dead, at 81 and 78 respectively. Given their advanced education, that’s pretty average. So much for life extension by popping supplements.

      I was really excited by their book back in the 80’s and was really into antioxidant supplements. Then the research on humans came in in the late 80’s and early 90’s showing the various vitamin megadoses didn’t help, and sometime hurt. So I ditched them. Unfortunately the general public still hasn’t gotten the memo, 30 years later, and pharmacies and grocery stores are still overrun with antioxidant and megadose vitamin supplements.

      I don’t think Pearson and Shaw ever got the memo either.

      Reply
    55. 55.

      Suzanne

      September 3, 2025 at 4:14 pm

      Open thread, so…. just saw on socials that Chelsea Clinton is considering running for Jerry Nadler’s Congressional seat.

      Sigh. I am sure she would always vote the right way. But I have to confess that I am exhausted by this society in which privilege and access to power is so clearly circumscribed by who one chooses as parents.

      ETA: AND WEALTH! Do not forget wealth! Arrrrrrgggggh.

      Reply
    56. 56.

      Trollhattan

      September 3, 2025 at 4:16 pm

      Is Rooshins writing headlines at BBC?

      Putin says Russia will achieve all aims militarily if Ukraine does not agree deal 

      And what if does agree deal, only deal includes Putin put head in bucket pigshit? Vlad?

      Reply
    57. 57.

      Baud

      September 3, 2025 at 4:19 pm

      @Suzanne:

      You know how right wing media feeds outrage to their viewers to manipulate them. Social media does the same for libs.

      Chelsea Clinton’s team is denying reports that she plans to enter the race to replace retiring New York Rep. Jerry Nadler as Kennedy heir Jack Schlossberg considers a run.

       

      A spokesperson for the 45-year-old daughter of former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told USA TODAY in a statement Sept. 3 that she is “not considering a run.” The comments come two days after Nadler, 78, announced Monday, Sept. 1 that he would vacate his seat

      Reply
    58. 58.

      Suzanne

      September 3, 2025 at 4:22 pm

      @Baud: Oh God, and now they’re throwing Jack Schlossberg under the bus. My comments apply to him, too!

      Point taken, tho.

      Reply
    59. 59.

      kindness

      September 3, 2025 at 4:25 pm

      @Trollhattan: I was up before sunrise yesterday morning.  Drinking coffee looking out my east facing kitchen window.  The amount of lightning was incredible.  I figured some would touch ground but not as many as did.  I texted my BIL in Oregon telling him it was raining in early September and that is not normal.  I’m in Modesto looking at the foothills going up to Sonora.

      Reply
    60. 60.

      Doc H

      September 3, 2025 at 4:41 pm

      WotD: struldbrug

      After this preface, he gave me a particular account of the struldbrugs among them. He said, “they commonly acted like mortals till about thirty years old; after which, by degrees, they grew melancholy and dejected, increasing in both till they came to fourscore. This he learned from their own confession: for otherwise, there not being above two or three of that species born in an age, they were too few to form a general observation by. When they came to fourscore years, which is reckoned the extremity of living in this country, they had not only all the follies and infirmities of other old men, but many more which arose from the dreadful prospect of never dying. They were not only opinionative, peevish, covetous, morose, vain, talkative, but incapable of friendship, and dead to all natural affection, which never descended below their grandchildren. Envy and impotent desires are their prevailing passions. But those objects against which their envy seems principally directed, are the vices of the younger sort and the deaths of the old. By reflecting on the former, they find themselves cut off from all possibility of pleasure; and whenever they see a funeral, they lament and repine that others have gone to a harbour of rest to which they themselves never can hope to arrive. They have no remembrance of anything but what they learned and observed in their youth and middle-age, and even that is very imperfect; and for the truth or particulars of any fact, it is safer to depend on common tradition, than upon their best recollections. The least miserable among them appear to be those who turn to dotage, and entirely lose their memories; these meet with more pity and assistance, because they want many bad qualities which abound in others.

      Swift, Gulliver’s Travels

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    61. 61.

      Scout211

      September 3, 2025 at 4:42 pm

      Pfizer responds to Trump:

      The success of Operation Warp Speed (OWS) and U.S. development of mRNA vaccines is a profound public health achievement. Under President Trump’s leadership, American innovation led the world, helping prevent economic collapse and saving more than 14 million lives globally1. Operation Warp Speed restored consumer confidence, saved over $1 trillion in health care costs due to reductions in serious illness and avoidance of hospitalizations, and rapidly scaled up domestic production. This American leadership also delivered a new platform that may drive significant innovation in cancer research. Such an accomplishment would typically be worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize, given its significant impact.

      LOL!

      President Trump’s call for transparency is welcomed, and we remain deeply committed to that principle. Transparency has always been a cornerstone of trust, and we are dedicated to continuing to provide clear, factual data to the public. To date, data on Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine have appeared in over 600 peer-reviewed publications.

      In addition to the U.S. FDA, detailed data has been submitted to regulators in 130 countries, and, after thorough review and analysis, all approved the vaccine. Many nations, including the United Kingdom, Denmark, Israel, and Turkey, have gone on to generate real-world evidence through their vaccination programs, further validating the vaccine’s safety and effectiveness in everyday settings.

      In response to President Trump’s request, here is a link to Pfizer’s website containing numerous published studies and updates on safety, immunogenicity, and efficacy data in an open and accessible manner. We will post additional information and studies by the end of the month. Also, in the coming days, we will share new data regarding our latest vaccine strain which the FDA approved after a meticulous review by experienced medical and clinical experts. We agree with President Trump about the role data and transparency play in helping to inform patients and providers about their decision to vaccinate.

      In response to President Trump’s request, here is a link to Pfizer’s website containing numerous published studies and updates on safety, immunogenicity, and efficacy data in an open and accessible manner. We will post additional information and studies by the end of the month. Also, in the coming days, we will share new data regarding our latest vaccine strain which the FDA approved after a meticulous review by experienced medical and clinical experts. We agree with President Trump about the role data and transparency play in helping to inform patients and providers about their decision to vaccinate.

      All Trump will read is that he deserves a NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!!!!

      Well played Pfizer, well played.

      Reply
    62. 62.

      me

      September 3, 2025 at 4:50 pm

      @Scout211: Don’t typically see trolling in corporate press releases.

      Reply
    63. 63.

      comrade scotts agenda of rage

      September 3, 2025 at 4:51 pm

      @Scout211: ​
       

      OTOH, now he’ll simply see this as another extortion/transaction scheme: get me a Nobel Peace Prize and I’ll make sure the CDC grants you what you want…this one time.

      Reply
    64. 64.

      Jackie

      September 3, 2025 at 4:54 pm

      @Suzanne:

       just saw on socials that Chelsea Clinton is considering running for Jerry Nadler’s Congressional seat.

      I’ve seen multiple sources that Chelsea has no interest in running for Nadler’s seat (or any other seat,) BUT I did see this:

      Jack Schlossberg, a popular social media influencer and the grandson of late President John F. Kennedy, told The New York Times this week that he may enter the race to succeed retiring Rep. Jerry Nadler, D-N.Y., next year.

      I can’t link, but I’m sure a quick google will bring up links.

      eta: Baud once again beats me by a country mile.

      Reply
    65. 65.

      lowtechcyclist

      September 3, 2025 at 4:59 pm

      @Baud:

      A good question, except in situations where everyone has the capability of putting a virus into someone else’s body without their consent.

      Or bacterial infection, or bullet, or….

      Reply
    66. 66.

      Jackie

      September 3, 2025 at 5:00 pm

      @Scout211: Well played indeed, Pfizer!

      Should Pfizer’s flattery help save Covid vaccines for the U.S., I would nominate PFIZER for a Nobel Prize!

      Reply
    67. 67.

      lowtechcyclist

      September 3, 2025 at 5:06 pm

      @rikyrah: ​

      It’s the 3rd of September

      So it is! If my parents were both still alive and, even more unlikely, still married to each other, they’d be celebrating their 75th wedding anniversary today. As it turned out, their marriage didn’t quite make it to #25, let alone #75. Both of them had second marriages that lasted longer.

      Reply
    68. 68.

      patrick II

      September 3, 2025 at 5:06 pm

      Do you know what helps you live forever? Construct an underground fortress featuring hundreds of life-like terra cotta statues, creating an army in the afterlife.  You would hate to make it to the afterlife and get killed there (then it is really forever), so the army helps protect you from your enemies.  The next best things are to eat right and exercise.

      Reply
    69. 69.

      TONYG

      September 3, 2025 at 5:07 pm

      In a logical world, this will lead to a mass exodus of educated people out of Florida, and a big reduction in educated people moving to Florida.  We’re not in a logical world though.

      Reply
    70. 70.

      Trollhattan

      September 3, 2025 at 5:07 pm

      @Scout211:

      Is Big Pharma trolling best trolling? Let’s find out!

      Damn, that was equal parts shameless/awesome.

      They better not have hired away Newsom’s social hit squad. We need them.

      Reply
    71. 71.

      Trollhattan

      September 3, 2025 at 5:09 pm

      @kindness: If anybody is left at NOAA I’d like to know if this year’s monsoons are stronger than usual. Most years they don’t seem to push this far over the Sierra.

      Reply
    72. 72.

      patrick II

      September 3, 2025 at 5:10 pm

      @Rusty:

      That is a real problem.  Trusts from wealthy individuals who died a hundred years ago continue to support causes from the Gilded Age.  Their time should be gone.

      Reply
    73. 73.

      patrick II

      September 3, 2025 at 5:12 pm

      These Men Are Not Gonna Live Forever

      Not even Ruth Bader Ginsburg did.

      Reply
    74. 74.

      Trollhattan

      September 3, 2025 at 5:41 pm

      This fuckin’ guy.

      “The White House has taken the extraordinary step of instructing a half-dozen agencies to draft plans to thwart the country’s offshore wind industry as it intensifies its governmentwide attack on a source of renewable energy that President Trump has criticized as ugly, expensive and inefficient,” the New York Times reports.

      “Agencies that typically have little to do with offshore wind power have been drawn into the effort.”

      “At the Health and Human Services Department, for instance, officials are studying whether wind turbines are emitting electromagnetic fields that could harm human health. And the Defense Department is probing whether the projects could pose risks to national security.”

      Reply
    75. 75.

      NotMax

      September 3, 2025 at 5:41 pm

      Speaking of immortality, 5 Animals That Broke the Rules of Death (30 minute watch).
      ;)

      Reply
    76. 76.

      Peke Daddy

      September 3, 2025 at 5:43 pm

      @Melancholy Jaques: Clint Eastwood bought into their pitch. Make of that what you will.

      Reply
    77. 77.

      Shalimar

      September 3, 2025 at 6:00 pm

      @Scout211: I assume Pfizer’s hope is that Trump will internalize this as RFK Jr costing him the Nobel Peace Prize and fire him.  Trump’s natural reaction was to brag about vaccines, but the anti-vax people took over the Republican party and now he can’t.

      Reply
    78. 78.

      patrick II

      September 3, 2025 at 6:02 pm

      @Trollhattan: ​
       
      His hate of, particularly ocean-based, windmills supposedly comes from Scotland’s plan to build some off the coast of his golf course there. He is afraid it will diminish the value of his property there.
      He is such a precise thinker.
      1. Because he hates those windmills, he hates every windmill everywhere.
      2. Scotland does intend to build the windmills, but they will not be in sight of his golf course.
      3. Because he imagines a non-existent problem in Scotland, a real problem in the U.S. is the result — renewable energy will be diminished.

      Reply
    79. 79.

      Shalimar

      September 3, 2025 at 6:04 pm

      @TONYG: I just exodused back to Florida, but it was from Alabama (okay, Mobile, so it could have been worse), so that was still a step up.  I like where I am now, but admittedly i don’t speak to any of the people.

      Reply
    80. 80.

      Pennsylvanian

      September 3, 2025 at 6:08 pm

      Our sweet Juliet crossed the rainbow bridge today at nearly 17. We are crushed.

      Reply
    81. 81.

      Baud

      September 3, 2025 at 6:09 pm

      @Pennsylvanian:

      My condolences.

      Reply
    82. 82.

      Anonymous At Work

      September 3, 2025 at 6:15 pm

      EIGHTY-ONE Comments and no one thought to repost the recipe to the Chinese Elixir of Immortality???  Trump might be reading…

      1 part liquid Mercury
      1 part gold
      1 part elemental sulfer
      Place ingredients in brass urn and heat gently over a fire, chanting in an ancient dialect or dead language. Set aside to cool.
      Next, have the ruler/leader renounce any succession planning.  Light executions might be desired.
      Finally, have ruler/leader drink elixir rapidly.

      Reply
    83. 83.

      Citizen Alan

      September 3, 2025 at 6:16 pm

      @SiubhanDuinne:  Before I got my current job, I interviewed with a judge in Tallahassee and think I finished in the top 2. Every day, I thank God I didn’t get an offer. Because I am so terrified of unemployment that I’d have taken it and become trapped in Florida for the rest of my life.  (No offense to the decent Floridians.)

      Reply
    84. 84.

      Snarki, child of Loki

      September 3, 2025 at 6:22 pm

      If Putin and Xi (and Trump) want to cheat death and preserve themselves forever, they need to inject lots and lots of formaldehyde.  No complaints from previous users!

      Look for it under “embalming fluid” in your local mortuary supply store.

      Reply
    85. 85.

      Eyeroller

      September 3, 2025 at 6:23 pm

      People seem to have no concept of what “immortality” means.  It doesn’t matter how much we learn about life extension.  Immortality is not physically possible.  The Earth will not support life for more than another billion years or so.  “Oh we’ll go to space and find other planets.”  OK and something similar will probably happen within a few billion years regardless of where you end up.  Immortality means billions, trillions, and on beyond that years.

      Sustaining a life requires a large input of energy.  It requires that chemistry be possible, which means that the mean energy per particle in the universe has to be above some threshold.  The universe is expanding and cooling and eventually the “Age of Chemistry” will end.  Life will not be possible anywhere.  Even if we’re wrong and the universe will recollapse (and I’m skeptical about recent press releases about that), it will still probably not support life before it starts contracting, and of course anything would be destroyed in the collapse anyway.

      And even if you don’t buy that, since life requires energy, immortality would require infinite energy and that is not possible regardless.

      We could talk about very extended lifespans, but literal physical immortality is not possible.

      Reply
    86. 86.

      Trollhattan

      September 3, 2025 at 6:24 pm

      @Anonymous At Work:

      Can we skip the “set aside to cool” part?

      Certain GOT scene comes to mind.

      Reply
    87. 87.

      Anonymous At Work

      September 3, 2025 at 7:19 pm

      @Trollhattan: If you can get them to drink it hot, sure.  But historically, disdaining succession planning has played an important role.

      Reply
    88. 88.

      Betty

      September 3, 2025 at 7:30 pm

      @Trivia Man: My theory on why Biden went slow on arming Ukraine is because of the chaos and loose nukes if Putin lost the war.

      Reply
    89. 89.

      Betty

      September 3, 2025 at 7:37 pm

      @Suzanne: I read that Nadler is backing one of his aides.

      Reply
    90. 90.

      Old School

      September 3, 2025 at 8:19 pm

      @Pennsylvanian: My sympathies.

      Reply
    91. 91.

      satby

      September 3, 2025 at 8:33 pm

      @Pennsylvanian: Condolences. You gave Juliet the best life, as a deeply loved family member. That’s their heaven.

      Reply
    92. 92.

      YY_Sima Qian

      September 3, 2025 at 8:51 pm

      @frosty: Such devolution will only happen if the central authorities in Beijing utterly collapses, a la the fall of the Qing Empire. Otherwise, people up & down the society in China remember what happened following the fall of the Qing Empire, where warlords seized autonomy in their provinces & struck deals w/ different imperial powers to preserve their autonomy, all the while battling each other to try to seize (reunify) the country. That left ruins & corpses in the wake of their wars, left the semi-dismembered China highly vulnerable to exploitation by the Western powers & outright invasion by Imperial Japan. Not an experience anyone in China wants to repeat.

      But somehow this very scenario has remained a fantasy of far right ultra-nationalists in Japan, South Korea, Taiwan and Russia (Dugin, for example) for decades (hoping for a deus ex machina to deliver them from their own geopolitical vulnerability). Now, this fantasy is gaining adherents among the far right in the US, too.

      Incidentally, after Dugin fell out of favor w/ Putin, Zhang Weiwei (a hawkish/nationalist Chinese international relations scholar) invited Dugin for a series of lectures in the PRC, & gave the latter a fellowship at Fudan University (one of the elite universities in the PRC & where Zhang teaches). Since then, Dugin has pulled a 180 & became “China-pilled”. Either Dugin is weak willed, or he has always been a charlatan, or both.

      Reply
    93. 93.

      Pennsylvanian

      September 3, 2025 at 9:27 pm

      @Baud: thank you. We are so sad and need to grieve with her brother Romeo. (They were named at the shelter w shameless heartstrings and were there for 4+ months) He is a younger sibling from the same mother. We don’t have any experience w pet loss among more than one pet. New territory and any input welcome.

      Reply
    94. 94.

      Pennsylvanian

      September 3, 2025 at 9:31 pm

      @Old School: Thank you. I can’t say more right now, so thank you.

      Reply
    95. 95.

      YY_Sima Qian

      September 3, 2025 at 9:32 pm

      Xi may wish he could live to 150, but he is not behaving like he can rule forever. The more astute China Watchers have seen a pronounced shift in Xi’s governing style in the past 2 years, where Xi has increasingly delegated to key lieutenants to exercise power on his behalf, internally & externally. There is no successor in sight, yet, but that might come in his 4th term. He is “only” 72 (so 7 years younger than Trump), probably not going senile, just yet. However, even if he does try to struggle to hold on until death, the inevitable decline of mental capacity in old age (if not outright senility) will leave him vulnerable to usurpation by once loyal lieutenants vying for advantage. We’ve seen that in the last few years of Mao’s life.

      Or, perhaps Xi is trying to set himself up to pull a Deng. Deng resigned from all official posts in 1989, but continued to wield at least veto power behind the scenes until his death in 1997, even as Jiang was nominally the leader of the PRC & the CPC. Jiang himself also held on to the powerful post (& thus the real power behind the scenes) of the Chairman of the Central Military Commission, for 2 years after Hu had assumed the roles of the President of the PRC & the General Secretary of the CPC. Even after Jiang stepped down as the Chairman of the CMC in 2004, he continued to wield influence & constrained the Hu-Wen Administration throughout the latter’s terms, via his allies on the CPC Politburo & the Central Committee. This was the “precedent” for the collective style leadership that most western China Watchers became convinced of in the late ’00s as being established as the status quo.

      TL:DR There is in fact far greater continuity between the CPC regime under Xi & that under his predecessors than break, in terms of policies, political outlook, even philosophical inclination. What is different is Xi’s ability to re-centralize authority in the person of the leader of the Party, to a greater degree than even Deng (because Deng still had to contend w/ other still living revolutionary “founding fathers” of his generation, each w/ their own patronage networks & power centers). However, Xi was able to consolidate power to such a degree precisely because a significant majority of the CPC leadership gave him a mandate to do so in 2012, having saw the severe draw back of collective leadership, & the resultant corruption, wealth gap, interregional development gap, policy paralysis/sclerosis, penetration by foreign intelligence agencies (the CIA 1st & foremost), all of which posed long term threats to the CPC regime’s legitimacy & governance capacity. (This is all relative, of course.)

      What Xi wants is not all that different from what Deng, Jiang & Hu wanted: the CPC regime as the unquestioned & unrivaled authority, deeply interwoven w/ the governance & development of the PRC, a strong state retaining control over the “commanding heights” of the economy, capable of executing coherent & consistent industrial policy, markets & capital utilized to serve development goals but not allowed to dictate, a more egalitarian society, ecologically sound environment, & ultimately a wealthy, powerful & technologically advanced China that resumes its leadership position in the world & invulnerable to foreign pressure. Jiang & Hu were simply hemmed in by factional politics (which also provided space for Neo-Leftists, western style liberals, libertarians, right wing pseudo-Fascists, etc., to enter the Party power structure) & the PRC’s relative weakness.

      I am fairly certain Jiang wished he could live forever, too. Hu was perhaps the most grounded of post-Mao CPC leadership, but also the weakest, unable to push through much of his agenda (that has been more successfully pushed through & greatly expanded upon by Xi).

      If you read Joseph Torigian, at his heart Xi is a man deeply loyal to the institution of the CPC & its self-professed place in the PRC & in Chinese history, much like his father Xi Zhongxun. He is not a revolutionary harboring utopian fever dreams like Mao.

      Reply
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      Pennsylvanian

      September 3, 2025 at 9:33 pm

      @satby: Thank you. We are so lucky to entertain these magnificent beasts. We will grieve.

      Reply
    97. 97.

      Kayla Rudbek

      September 3, 2025 at 10:13 pm

      @Geo Wilcox: Lois McMaster Bujold has that in her Vorkosigan series (with the evil people doing brain transplants into their clones as being from a planet where capitalism truly went on a runaway path)

      Reply
    98. 98.

      Paul in KY

      September 4, 2025 at 8:41 am

      @Jeffg166: Putin should be dead by now, by that logic.

      Reply
    99. 99.

      Paul in KY

      September 4, 2025 at 8:42 am

      @Melancholy Jaques: Even Jack Lalanne finally died…

      Reply
    100. 100.

      Paul in KY

      September 4, 2025 at 8:46 am

      @catclub: That’s just his ‘rationale’ for fucking up Ukraine. The real reason is that Ukraine is a functioning democracy and a jarring contrast to his dictatorship/kleptocracy and he hates that and feels it can weaken his hold over Russian people.

      Reply
    101. 101.

      Paul in KY

      September 4, 2025 at 8:50 am

      @Anonymous At Work: Maybe add some castor beans for flavour…

      Reply
    102. 102.

      Paul in KY

      September 4, 2025 at 8:53 am

      @YY_Sima Qian: Thank you for that commentary.

      Reply

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