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Open Thread: Lindsey Halligan, Avatar of the Trump Minions

by Anne Laurie|  September 27, 20252:26 pm| 117 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Post-racial America, Republican Stupidity, Trump Crime Cartel

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"U.S. Magistrate Judge Lindsey Vaala expressed confusion and surprise at some points during the seven-minute court session when a federal grand jury impaneled in Alexandria, Virginia, returned the indictment of former FBI Director James Comey Thursday night."

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— Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) September 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM

"Okay. It has your signature on it," Judge Vaala told Halligan, who responded, "Okay. Well."

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— Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) September 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM

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Lindsay Halligan, the newly-installed US Attorney prosecuting James Comey at President Trump's direction, is an insurance attorney and a Miss Colorado finalist. She has never prosecuted a case. fortune.com/2025/09/25/l…

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— Kyle Clark (@kylec.bsky.social) September 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM

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Happier days…

The way this lady flips her hair aside as she blithely insists there was an "overemphasis on slavery" at the Smithsonian is a perfect little touch.
But more important — museums aren't there to make you feel good. You're thinking of an "amusement park." The words look a little alike, I guess.

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— Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) September 26, 2025 at 9:20 AM

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Why is this history museum so hung up on the past?

— Dan Thiell (@danthiell.bsky.social) September 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM

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Her comments make sense when you understand that when she refers to "our kids", she doesn't mean children of color. Their feelings about and place in our history are irrelevant to this white supremacy administration.

— valjean129.bsky.social (@valjean129.bsky.social) September 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM

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Seems like a person who took a page out of Alina Habba.
"I'd rather be pretty than smart."

— Tickles La Rue (@tickleslarue.bsky.social) September 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM

I'm sure it will work equally well in court

— Brian Jones (@dingodog19.bsky.social) September 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM

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"doesn’t even know the difference between real history and made-up stories"
MAGA is laying the foundation for the use of the "natural laws" tradition
"Tradition usually rests upon something which men did know; history is often the manufacture of the mere liar."
-Jefferson Davis

— HB Servetus (@hbservetus.bsky.social) September 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM

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    1. 1.

      SpaceUnit

      September 27, 2025 at 2:30 pm

      James Comey is on top of the world.  His name is back in the news and he’s playing a martyr.

       

      Plus, he finally has something more to do than just sitting around in his bathrobe watching Nancy Grace and sipping bourbon out of a coffee mug.

      Reply
    2. 2.

      Other MJS

      September 27, 2025 at 2:35 pm

      Grimly hilarious post. Well done, AL!

      Reply
    3. 3.

      WV Blondie

      September 27, 2025 at 2:36 pm

      It’s women like Halligan who give blondes such a bad reputation … Speaking as one, of course. I’ll never forget the time when I was a reporter on the city beat for a small city and the mayor hated my guts. My editor actually asked if I couldn’t play just a little bit dumber, so I wouldn’t intimidate the mayor so badly. To which I of course said no.

      Reply
    4. 4.

      trollhattan

      September 27, 2025 at 2:37 pm

      Noone will ever convict her hair of not being awesome.

      #TrumpLandia

      Reply
    5. 5.

      Anonymous At Work

      September 27, 2025 at 2:37 pm

      Think of the MAGA “museums” and the disdain for history becomes easier to understand.  They are all right-wing fundamentalist Biblical ‘theme parks’ to various degrees.  Not about accuracy but about comforting the faithful with the best production values for the price.

      Reply
    6. 6.

      JoyceH

      September 27, 2025 at 2:40 pm

      For the women of  Trumplandia, looking good isn’t the main thing, it’s the ONLY thing. Can you imagine Trump giving a cabinet position to a Janet Reno or a Madeleine Albright? Oh, and do ANY women in Trumplandia have short hair? Can anyone name one?

      Reply
    7. 7.

      eclare

      September 27, 2025 at 2:41 pm

      @SpaceUnit:

      That is a great and apt image.  Thank you.

      Reply
    8. 8.

      Barney

      September 27, 2025 at 2:44 pm

      MAGA need American museums to be their safe space. That way, they can tell themselves their ancestors were righteous, and since they believe in eugenics, they must be righteous too. They can’t handle the truth.

      Reply
    9. 9.

      Baud

      September 27, 2025 at 2:52 pm

      I look forward to the current racist backlash being added to future history museums.

      Reply
    10. 10.

      sab

      September 27, 2025 at 2:52 pm

      @WV Blondie: She ain’t even a blonde.  Bottle Blondie.

      Reply
    11. 11.

      Baud

      September 27, 2025 at 2:54 pm

      @SpaceUnit:

      He also knows that the case will be thrown out but he’ll forever be able to play the gangsta card for beating the corrupt system.

      Ah well.

      Reply
    12. 12.

      Kayla Rudbek

      September 27, 2025 at 2:54 pm

      I’m more qualified to prosecute this case than she is, and I don’t ever go into the courtroom. But at least I know that “the difference between combat and the courtroom is that we don’t take prisoners in the courtroom.”

      Reply
    13. 13.

      Baud

      September 27, 2025 at 2:56 pm

      The boss move would be for Comey to hire Joe Pesci to represent him.

      Reply
    14. 14.

      sab

      September 27, 2025 at 2:57 pm

      Amdrew Weissman on MSNBC said last night that being a US Assistant AG is something that those types of attorneys work for for 15 to 20 years. Sort of a lifetime goal hoping for a federal judgeship.

      And this twerp accepted the post with zero relevant experience beyond her admission to FL bar

      ETA I do hope she loses her law license over this. Those licenses used to mean something.

      Reply
    15. 15.

      Kayla Rudbek

      September 27, 2025 at 2:57 pm

      @sab: I’m old enough to remember when conservatives disapproved of women dyeing their hair away from its natural color and participating in beauty contests. I guess that attitude is left over to the extreme leftists now?

      Reply
    16. 16.

      Kayla Rudbek

      September 27, 2025 at 3:01 pm

      @sab: she definitely isn’t providing competent representation of her official client/the US government.

      Reply
    17. 17.

      sab

      September 27, 2025 at 3:03 pm

      @Kayla Rudbek: I am old enough to remember when conservative judges had issues about women’s heel heights.

      I went to motion day with three pairs of shoes in my briefcase, and switched in the hall to meet the relevant judge’s preferences. That is part of why I switched to Accounting as a career.

      Reply
    18. 18.

      Citizen Alan

      September 27, 2025 at 3:03 pm

      It is so, so hard not to slip into misogynistic slurs every time I see a republican woman and especially a maga woman in the news. Traitors to their gender, every single one of them. And they all look like they were grown in a vat full of hydrogen peroxide and bile.

      Reply
    19. 19.

      Melancholy Jaques

      September 27, 2025 at 3:03 pm

      @Kayla Rudbek:

      They didn’t mind it when they made a celebrity of Sarah Palin.

      Reply
    20. 20.

      HopefullyNotcassandra

      September 27, 2025 at 3:06 pm

      @SpaceUnit: I really doubt James Comey drinks alcohol.

      Reply
    21. 21.

      Kayla Rudbek

      September 27, 2025 at 3:13 pm

      @Melancholy Jaques: yeah, it seems that there was a shift between the 1970s and the early 2000s.  But even in the early 1990s I don’t recall much pressure from the conservatives to participate in beauty contests/pageants, and little girls being in beauty contests was considered low-class

      Reply
    22. 22.

      SpaceUnit

      September 27, 2025 at 3:13 pm

      @HopefullyNotcassandra:

      My guess would be Old Grand Dad.  But he might be a rye man.

      Reply
    23. 23.

      Jackie

      September 27, 2025 at 3:13 pm

      MTG put out a detailed tweet on X stating she’s not changing her mind about the Epstein files, hinted she was receiving death threats, and stressed that she’s NOT suicidal; if something happens to her, her death needs to be investigated.

      Let’s see if Mace and Boebert (and Massie) put out similar statements.

      Reply
    24. 24.

      Anonymous At Work

      September 27, 2025 at 3:14 pm

      @sab: she’ll angle to be a Fox News legal correspondent regardless.  Long-term reform would look at making USA appointees qualify under normal pro hac vice standards.

      Reply
    25. 25.

      Melancholy Jaques

      September 27, 2025 at 3:16 pm

      Question for the BJ defense bar. Is there an equivalent to FRCP 11 in criminal cases? In my experience – all civil – an attorney who admitted to a federal judge that they hadn’t read a pleading they signed would get pilloried.

      Reply
    26. 26.

      Ramona

      September 27, 2025 at 3:20 pm

      @Baud: 😄

      Reply
    27. 27.

      Interesting Name Goes Here

      September 27, 2025 at 3:21 pm

      @sab: Obviously, the Florida Bar won’t do that barring a massive shift, but if places like NY and DC step up and deny/revoke her law-practicing privileges, would that have the same effect?

      Reply
    28. 28.

      HopefullyNotcassandra

      September 27, 2025 at 3:21 pm

      @SpaceUnit: He is very religious.  I doubt alcohol is ok since dancing is not.

      Reply
    29. 29.

      Chief Oshkosh

      September 27, 2025 at 3:23 pm

      @Baud: You win.

      Reply
    30. 30.

      azlib

      September 27, 2025 at 3:23 pm

      Insurance attorney with no prosecutorial experience!  Really! I do not think these people are putting their best foot forward. I do expect this case will be tossed by a judge for lack of any sort of evidence. Maybe they misfiled the charge.  I would not be surprised.

      Reply
    31. 31.

      prostratedragon

      September 27, 2025 at 3:23 pm

      Wow, man, Jefferson Davis! Talk about your philosophical underpinnings. Hard even to say just how fucked up that is.

      Reply
    32. 32.

      SpaceUnit

      September 27, 2025 at 3:25 pm

      @HopefullyNotcassandra:

      Ha.  Okay, you clearly know more about him than I do.

      Reply
    33. 33.

      H.E.Wolf

      September 27, 2025 at 3:26 pm

      @HopefullyNotcassandra: ​
       As the old joke went, those folks would never have sex standing up, because God might think they were dancing.

      Reply
    34. 34.

      Anonymous At Work

      September 27, 2025 at 3:27 pm

      @Melancholy Jaques: lot of allowance at grand jury stage plus temporary USA appointees get even more latitude. She’ll get presumption of regularity for a few more cases before judges and magistrates start talking about anything.

      Reply
    35. 35.

      Shakti

      September 27, 2025 at 3:27 pm

      Oh well.

      In another universe/timeline, I’d have been a lawyer.

       

       

      I can’t imagine being one or being sad I wasn’t one in this one.

       

       

      You don’t need to be competent if you come from central casting and your is to rubber stamp what power wants, Elle Woods. Well, I can’t really evaluate what’s competent.

       

       

      @Citizen Alan: I’m sure it’s bleach and ammonia.

      Reply
    36. 36.

      trollhattan

      September 27, 2025 at 3:30 pm

      @Baud: ​
      Deeze two yoots.

      Why has nobody charged James Comey for excessive height?

      Reply
    37. 37.

      bbleh

      September 27, 2025 at 3:31 pm

      @JoyceH: so I have a theory.  Pam Bondi, Lindsey Halligan, Judge Janine, Aileen Cannon, and definitely throw in Kristi Noem …

      They’re Bond Girls.

      Put ’em in tight unitards, give ’em automatic weapons, and put Fat Donnie in the center looking smug.

      He’s living an old Sean Connery movie in his head.  He probably even has theme music.

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    38. 38.

      WaterGirl

      September 27, 2025 at 3:32 pm

      OMG, to me Lindsey Halligan looks just like a much younger Stormy Daniels.

      Do you guys see that?  It jumped right out at me.

      Reply
    39. 39.

      Ruviana

      September 27, 2025 at 3:35 pm

      @WaterGirl:  It was Hope Hicks that jumped out at me.

      Reply
    40. 40.

      sab

      September 27, 2025 at 3:36 pm

      @Citizen Alan: Lately it has been hard not to switch into an androge nic slur every time I see a white man do or say anything. What is his horrible threat today against me, my daughters and grand-daughters and my husband who supports them.

      Reply
    41. 41.

      WaterGirl

      September 27, 2025 at 3:37 pm

      I swear there is a photo out there of Stormy Daniels holding her head in the exact same pose, with the same sweeping hair and maybe even a similar dress.

      It’s uncanny.

      Reply
    42. 42.

      different-church-lady

      September 27, 2025 at 3:37 pm

      @SpaceUnit:

      …and sipping bourbon out of a coffee mug.

      [Look down at table] DA FUCK WRONG WITH THAT?!?

      Reply
    43. 43.

      Geminid

      September 27, 2025 at 3:38 pm

      @prostratedragon: Jefferson Davis was not well-liked by those who knew him. One of his peers gave this description:

          Ambitious as Lucifer, cold as a reptile.

      He was not a good war leader either. Davis probably did more to destroy the Confederacy than any man besides Abraham Lincoln or Ulysses Grant.

      Reply
    44. 44.

      prostratedragon

      September 27, 2025 at 3:39 pm

      @trollhattan:  The first thing 🤡 has against him, before we get to the “disloyalty.”

      Reply
    45. 45.

      Baud

      September 27, 2025 at 3:40 pm

      @Geminid:

      He was the Confederacy’s Trump.

      Reply
    46. 46.

      different-church-lady

      September 27, 2025 at 3:40 pm

      I mean, it’s starting to feel like the incompetence is part of the power moves: “We don’t have to give a fuck, the Supreme Court is going to make sure we win on everything, cry more wimpy kids.”

      Reply
    47. 47.

      Princess

      September 27, 2025 at 3:41 pm

      I’m sorry, I don’t find her pretty. She looks like someone in drag who hasn’t learned how to do drag yet. It isn’t because I dislike her; I just think she’s objectively not attractive.

      Reply
    48. 48.

      lowtechcyclist

      September 27, 2025 at 3:43 pm

      @HopefullyNotcassandra:

      He is very religious.  I doubt alcohol is ok since dancing is not.

      “The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, ‘Look at him, a glutton and a drinker, a friend of tax-gatherers and sinners.'” – Jesus

      “I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, sinners are much more fun.” – Billy Joel

      But if James Comey wants to walk through life with a stick up his ass, that’s his choice.

      Reply
    49. 49.

      Baud

      September 27, 2025 at 3:43 pm

      @different-church-lady:

      That’s correct. So we can cry and be wimpy or we can fight to the end pour encourager les autres.

      Reply
    50. 50.

      SpaceUnit

      September 27, 2025 at 3:44 pm

      @different-church-lady:

      I really wasn’t judging.

       

      Okay, maybe with the watching Nancy Grace part.

      Reply
    51. 51.

      Baud

      September 27, 2025 at 3:45 pm

      @Princess:

      Every right wing woman’s beauty eventually succumbs to the ugliness within and the Botox.

      Reply
    52. 52.

      Shakti

      September 27, 2025 at 3:48 pm

      @Melancholy Jaques:

      IANAL:

       

       

       

       

      Rule 7:

      (1) In General. The indictment or information must be a plain, concise, and definite written statement of the essential facts constituting the offense charged and must be signed by an attorney for the government. It need not contain a formal introduction or conclusion. A count may incorporate by reference an allegation made in another count. A count may allege that the means by which the defendant committed the offense are unknown or that the defendant committed it by one or more specified means. For each count, the indictment or information must give the official or customary citation of the statute, rule, regulation, or other provision of law that the defendant is alleged to have violated. For purposes of an indictment referred to in section 3282 of title 18, United States Code, for which the identity of the defendant is unknown, it shall be sufficient for the indictment to describe the defendant as an individual whose name is unknown, but who has a particular DNA profile, as that term is defined in section 3282.
      (2) Citation Error. Unless the defendant was misled and thereby prejudiced, neither an error in a citation nor a citation’s omission is a ground to dismiss the indictment or information or to reverse a conviction.
       

       

      Not knowing which count or how many counts are in the indictment seems a bit more careless than a citation error —  what are you even charging the defendant with

      but what do I know?

      I’ve heard a prosecutor can indict a ham sandwich.

      She probably blames her paralegals for the differing number of counts and not remembering which copy she signed of the two that were handed over.

      Reply
    53. 53.

      lowtechcyclist

      September 27, 2025 at 3:49 pm

      @Baud:

      Every right wing woman’s beauty eventually succumbs to the ugliness within and the Botox.

      It’s like planned obselescence, only it’s RW women voluntarily undergoing it.

      Reply
    54. 54.

      HopefullyNotcassandra

      September 27, 2025 at 3:50 pm

      @lowtechcyclist: Mr. Comey’s faith gives him strength whatever else we might want to add.  These days how a person finds strength seems irrelevant to me.
      i wish he had made different choices in 2016.  I wish our MSM actually cared about security practices, too.

      Reply
    55. 55.

      HopefullyNotcassandra

      September 27, 2025 at 3:51 pm

      @Baud: don’t forget the fillers.

      Reply
    56. 56.

      prostratedragon

      September 27, 2025 at 4:04 pm

      Bond girls is a good one. Also, remember that Robert Palmer video? (Only as I recall they were all brunettes.)

      @Princess:  She’s been getting worse since entering this next-inner circle. From a gasp-inducing photo I saw the other day, Medusa is stalking her. Yet another way 🤡 destroys women|encourages them to destroy themselves.

      Reply
    57. 57.

      scav

      September 27, 2025 at 4:05 pm

      @Shakti: Competence is outright to be avoided in this arena by these players.  Reassure and flatter all the real manly men by demonstrating by your every move that you’re only there by the grace of some minor god’s casting couch.

      Reply
    58. 58.

      hells littlest angel

      September 27, 2025 at 4:07 pm

      Laugh at her all you like, but Halligan will really shine during the trial’s swimsuit competition.

      Reply
    59. 59.

      lowtechcyclist

      September 27, 2025 at 4:07 pm

      @HopefullyNotcassandra:

      Mr. Comey’s faith gives him strength whatever else we might want to add.  These days how a person finds strength seems irrelevant to me.
      i wish he had made different choices in 2016.

      To me, the connection seems direct: he made those choices because he was in love with his own self-image as a man of great integrity, and that ethic of being immune to the temptations of the flesh like drinking and dancing is the sort of ethic that gets one to acquire that self-image.

      I don’t wish him ill,  and I certainly don’t want him convicted by Trump’s DOJ of a single charge.  But I also think that kind of strength, such as it is, is brittle and is all too often devoid of compassion for weaker human beings who succumb to such temptations, or don’t even regard them as temptations.

      Reply
    60. 60.

      WV Blondie

      September 27, 2025 at 4:08 pm

      @Ruviana: That was my thought, too – Hope Hicks 2.0.

      Reply
    61. 61.

      lowtechcyclist

      September 27, 2025 at 4:09 pm

      @hells littlest angel:

      Laugh at her all you like, but Halligan will really shine during the trial’s swimsuit competition.

      LOL!

      Reply
    62. 62.

      PsiFighter37

      September 27, 2025 at 4:09 pm

      Hoping that the case gets thrown out, and it gets emergency appealed to SCOTUS, just so we can get this stupid charade over with.

      Reply
    63. 63.

      bbleh

      September 27, 2025 at 4:11 pm

      @hells littlest angel: with a little Vaseline, anything will shine.

      Reply
    64. 64.

      RevRick

      September 27, 2025 at 4:13 pm

      @WV Blondie: What makes this stereotype so is that she is a perfect Trinity of boobs. The two on her chest and the third, her ability.

      Reply
    65. 65.

      Kathleen

      September 27, 2025 at 4:13 pm

      @Kayla Rudbek: My only law expertise is from The Law & Order School of WeTV Reruns and I’m better qualified than her. I hope she never hears “fruit from the poisoned tree” though it would be comedy gold.

      Reply
    66. 66.

      sab

      September 27, 2025 at 4:15 pm

      @Princess: Too much makeup. Hides the actual pretty girl underneath.

      Reply
    67. 67.

      sab

      September 27, 2025 at 4:17 pm

      @Geminid: Interesting analysis. Ahead of Lee?

      Reply
    68. 68.

      sab

      September 27, 2025 at 4:23 pm

      @RevRick: Lots of pretty bright girls out there damaged by neglectful or abusive daddys. Is she one of them? Seems like a poster child for the condition.

      Reply
    69. 69.

      TONYG

      September 27, 2025 at 4:23 pm

      “A Miss Colorado finalist.”  Maybe she was one of Epstein’s girls, back in the day?

      Reply
    70. 70.

      Baud

      September 27, 2025 at 4:25 pm

      @TONYG:

      Miss Colorado better watch her back.

      Reply
    71. 71.

      TONYG

      September 27, 2025 at 4:25 pm

      @hells littlest angel: That was my favorite part of my time on Jury Duty years ago.  The Miss Hackensack finalists.

      Reply
    72. 72.

      sab

      September 27, 2025 at 4:26 pm

      Train! Two engines. Heading southwest Lake Erie towards West Virginia.

      Reply
    73. 73.

      Another Scott

      September 27, 2025 at 4:36 pm

      @Kayla Rudbek: It probably varies.  I remember Anita Bryant getting her start as Miss Oklahoma and runner-up Miss America.

      The GQP seems more controlled and industrial now, with them trying everything they can to take advantage of the attention economy and, oh, by the way, weaponizing tax-exempt rules for their organizations.

      E.g. LeadershipInstitute.org:

      Founder and President
      Morton Blackwell

      Professionally, Morton Blackwell is the president of the Leadership Institute, a non-partisan educational foundation he founded in 1979.

      Our Faculty

      Meet the men and women training principled conservative leaders for both today and tomorrow.

      Pages and pages of Whitey McWhiterson. I counted one person (an IT guy) who failed the paper bag test.

      They’re raging Conservatives that got their start under Reagan, but they’re Non-partisan as everyone can plainly see.

      [ groucho-roll-eyes.gif ]

      There was a story a few years ago about a bunch of “rising star” GQP candidates (that nobody had heard of before) who all went through the same training program. Probably funded by Koch or Thiel or this Blackwell guy. Grr…

      “Follow the money!” still works and people should do it more.

      Thanks.

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

      Reply
    74. 74.

      RevRick

      September 27, 2025 at 4:37 pm

      @sab: Perhaps. Family systems theory distributes emotional health on a bell curve and asserts that we tend to match up with those who are as functional/dysfunctional as we are. On a scale of one to one hundred, a fifty would tend to look for someone in the 47-53 range. A sixty would avoid a forty like the plague; by the same token a sixty would terrify a forty.
      So the question becomes, are attractive women especially dysfunctional, because they’re attractive mothers married emotionally unhealthy men? Or, to put it another way, is attractiveness negatively correlated with mental health?

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      Baud

      September 27, 2025 at 4:38 pm

      @RevRick:

      is attractiveness negatively correlated with mental health

       

      Definitely the case with me.

      Reply
    76. 76.

      Mr. Bemused Senior

      September 27, 2025 at 4:40 pm

      @Melancholy Jaques: she told the judge she hadn’t seen a submission that she signed ?!

      “Tommy, you know the difference between the truth and a lie, don’t you?”

      “Everyone knows you shouldn’t tell a lie. Especially in court.”

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    77. 77.

      Suzanne

      September 27, 2025 at 4:50 pm

      @Kayla Rudbek:

      I’m old enough to remember when conservatives disapproved of women dyeing their hair away from its natural color and participating in beauty contests. I guess that attitude is left over to the extreme leftists now?

      I think there’s a lot of purple hair on the left.

      But I am intrigued by how politically coded our beauty and appearance standards have become in recent decades. There’s so many semiotic shifts. I bet that, if we were to try to guess the political orientation of our fellow Americans on visual cues only, we’d guess correctly far more often than not. One more way that the culture of fandom and cosplay has seeped into political life.

      Reply
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      trollhattan

      September 27, 2025 at 4:54 pm

      Fun cover of Gillian’s Look at Miss Ohio. Still runnin’ around with that ragtop down.

      youtu.be/fFaT4v1fPmA?si=EDltS-TMJgOTp9aD

      Reply
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      trollhattan

      September 27, 2025 at 4:55 pm

      @Suzanne:

      Does anyone know Melanie’s actual color? Guessing state secret.

      Reply
    80. 80.

      Another Scott

      September 27, 2025 at 4:55 pm

      @Princess: She apparently likes wearing short shorts to events, also too.

      Here with 47 and assorted minions at the US Open on September 7.

      Another view.

      Who does that??

      FWIW.

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

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    81. 81.

      sab

      September 27, 2025 at 4:56 pm

      @Mr. Bemused Senior: I remember my first year in the most unpleasant accounting job of my career. A secretary turned up wanting me to sign a backdated extension they hadn’t filed on time. The signing date was before I was even hired.

      The secretary went on to get her degree and is now a partner. Mormon girl. Hope she squares the lying with her God.

      Reply
    82. 82.

      columbusqueen

      September 27, 2025 at 5:00 pm

      @Citizen Alan: An excellent image. Guess I can call them all feckless, worthless bitches.

      Reply
    83. 83.

      Suzanne

      September 27, 2025 at 5:03 pm

      @trollhattan: I dye my hair and use retinol. I’ve never gotten Botox or fillers, but lots of my friends have.  Same thing with plastic surgery.

      The Mar-a-Lago look isn’t just about doing these things. It is specifically about doing these things in specific ways so that it is obvious that you did them. Which is really about wealth, anccess, and willingness to submit to being judged in a hierarchy.

      And don’t forget about Instagram face.

      This past summer, I booked a plane ticket to Los Angeles with the hope of investigating what seems likely to be one of the oddest legacies of our rapidly expiring decade: the gradual emergence, among professionally beautiful women, of a single, cyborgian face. It’s a young face, of course, with poreless skin and plump, high cheekbones. It has catlike eyes and long, cartoonish lashes; it has a small, neat nose and full, lush lips. It looks at you coyly but blankly, as if its owner has taken half a Klonopin and is considering asking you for a private-jet ride to Coachella. The face is distinctly white but ambiguously ethnic—it suggests a National Geographic composite illustrating what Americans will look like in 2050, if every American of the future were to be a direct descendant of Kim Kardashian West, Bella Hadid, Emily Ratajkowski, and Kendall Jenner (who looks exactly like Emily Ratajkowski). “It’s like a sexy . . . baby . . . tiger,” Cara Craig, a high-end New York colorist, observed to me recently. The celebrity makeup artist Colby Smith told me, “It’s Instagram Face, duh. It’s like an unrealistic sculpture. Volume on volume. A face that looks like it’s made out of clay.”

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    84. 84.

      Marc

      September 27, 2025 at 5:11 pm

      @Suzanne:  In the Bay Area, my impression from watching the friends of my own kid in the past decade or so, is that there is a lot of cross-over going on between Black and various Asian style cultures, mostly driven by Latina, Filipina, and mixed-race girls.

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    85. 85.

      Princess

      September 27, 2025 at 5:22 pm

      @Suzanne: yeah definitely. It’s a look that says, “I will cut up my face for you, just say the word.” Anyway, on Lesley or Lindsay or whatever her name is, they used too much clay.

      Reply
    86. 86.

      Martin

      September 27, 2025 at 5:26 pm

      This Hank Green video explaining the HHS autism press release should be front paged. I’ve done more than my fair share of similar ranting in disbelief at similar bullshit academic data in my career, and his explanation sounds dead on correct to me.

      I will also add the Tylenol component. The Tylenol study they reference is what’s considered a correlation study. When you have too many variables at work (every possible medication/condition multiplied by every possible in vitro condition) correlation studies can help you figure out where to focus. They don’t even seek to find causation – they are designed to eliminate variables: ‘no correlation here’, also knowing damn well that such studies invite Texas sharpshooter fallacies. You will always get some number of positive correlations simply as a byproduct of running so many studies and randos will nutpick those studies and run with them. Same thing happened with cellphones causing cancer. They don’t cause cancer – cell phone usage has skyrocketed since that study.

      Anyway, there are multiple studies that show that running high fevers during pregnancy increases autism risk as a genetics + environmental trigger. Hank also points to later in life pregnancies and maternal diabetes being linked. But if run a high fever during pregnancy, what are you most likely to do? Take Tylenol. That’s probably why the correlation is there – it’s not the Tylenol, it’s the thing you were taking the Tylenol for – the fever.

      But Hanks biggest takeaway is I think the most correct one – the reason we’re going through this is that we’re being run by lawyers not scientists. And no disrespect to lawyers, but lawyers are advocates, and their job is to win, not to clarify (Trump isn’t a lawyer but his instinct is to win at all costs). Lawyers’ jobs aren’t really to follow the evidence, their job is to take all the information they have related to the case, organize the most damning and present it in a way that leads to a conclusion of causation (that’s true on both sides – a conclusion the individual is guilty or that the individual cannot be). It’s the opposite of what a scientists instinct should be. Lots of parts of government where that’s beneficial, but running HHS isn’t one of them.

      Reply
    87. 87.

      WaterGirl

      September 27, 2025 at 5:27 pm

      @Another Scott: Someone whose self-esteem comes from being ogled by disgusting men?

      Reply
    88. 88.

      prostratedragon

      September 27, 2025 at 5:30 pm

      @trollhattan:

      Once saw a picture of her from maybe late teens, still in Slovenia. Somewhat darker than it appears now, but definitely not black, and face much more relaxed. A good example of destroying rather nice looks in order to fit a pattern.

      Reply
    89. 89.

      Uncle Cosmo

      September 27, 2025 at 5:32 pm

      @HopefullyNotcassandra: ​I therefore conclude that Mr Comey has never had intercourse** in a standing position – for fear it might lead to dancing. ;^p

      ** That’s Intercourse, PA, of course – what kind of prevert do you think I am?

      Reply
    90. 90.

      Geminid

      September 27, 2025 at 5:32 pm

      @sab: I’d put Lee third, after Davis and Braxton Bragg.

      Bragg doesn’t get the attention Lee does because the Virginia theatre overshadowed the fighting between the Appalachians and the Mississippi, and Lee actually won some battles. The Western theatre was as important militarily though, just not politically.

      Braxton Bragg was a real drag on the Confederate Army there. Bragg was a very rigid commander. With the exception of Jefferson Davis, no one could get along with him.. Contemporaries said it was painful to watch Bragg struggle with a map. He was even worse with people.

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    91. 91.

      prostratedragon

      September 27, 2025 at 5:38 pm

      Chicago & Broadview update from Sun-Times:

      Federal agents warned the Broadview Police Department there would be “a sh– show” in Broadview in response to Mayor Katrina Thompson’s comments that ICE is “making war on my community,” village officials said.

      In other words, they agree with her?

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    92. 92.

      Suzanne

      September 27, 2025 at 5:41 pm

      @Marc: Yes, for sure. Instagram face is sort of pan-racial. That’s a thing noted in that piece…. It’s uncanny, because we never see all of those features combined on one person without significant intervention.

      Reply
    93. 93.

      Geminid

      September 27, 2025 at 5:44 pm

      While he in New a couple days ago, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy gave an interview to Axios’s Barak Ravid. Adam Silverman included a couple excerpts in last night’s Ukraine thread and said that Ravid is one of his “go to” Israeli reporters.

      The interview generated a lot of headlines and there are excerpts all over the internet, with shortened versions available on YouTube. The entire interview runs 44 minutes, and can be seen on “The Axios Show” platform.

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    94. 94.

      RevRick

      September 27, 2025 at 5:44 pm

      @Baud: Hahahaha

      Reply
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      Another Scott

      September 27, 2025 at 5:44 pm

      @Martin: +1

      When you have too many variables at work (every possible medication/condition multiplied by every possible in vitro condition) correlation studies can help you figure out where to focus.

      Yup.

      It’s not Tylenol, it’s Organic Kale.

      Thanks.

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

      Reply
    96. 96.

      Baud

      September 27, 2025 at 5:48 pm

      @Another Scott:

      I knew it!

      Reply
    97. 97.

      Smiling Happy Guy (aka boatboy_srq)

      September 27, 2025 at 5:51 pm

      Good to know that FFOTUS and Fauxnews get their blonde talking heads off the same assembly line.

      Reply
    98. 98.

      Smiling Happy Guy (aka boatboy_srq)

      September 27, 2025 at 6:01 pm

      This entire case could become most entertaining. It certainly puts “Russia, Russia, Russia” front and center of the news cycle for a bit – and chances are Comey kept receipts on that effort so a lot of dirt that has heretofore been squelching will likely bubble to the top.

      FFOTUS has no idea what he’s done here. But consequences were never his strong suit.

      Reply
    99. 99.

      sab

      September 27, 2025 at 6:02 pm

      @Mr. Bemused Senior: Not everyone reads everything they sign. New on the job and all. New to courts. US AGs should read everything. Hopefully by next week she will figure that out.

      //

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    100. 100.

      Marc

      September 27, 2025 at 6:26 pm

      @Suzanne: I’m actually disagreeing.  These girls are proud of who they are and make no effort to hide it, but their style spans cultures as that’s who they encounter on a day to day basis.

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      Karen Gail

      September 27, 2025 at 6:26 pm

      @sab:

      I was told to never sign anything I hadn’t read completely; still read terms and conditions for something new.

      Reply
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      Eyeroller

      September 27, 2025 at 6:29 pm

      @Martin: Insofar as the government goes, we’ve been run by lawyers for decades, if not generations.  Most politicians are lawyers.  Many Presidents have been lawyers.  If anything, this administration is probably lower on lawyers than average,

      And physicians participated in this travesty.  Of course most physicians don’t really know much of the science.

      So what was their particular motivation in this case.  It wasn’t necessarily “winning.”  A lot of the MAHA types were expecting vaccines to be blamed and got acetaminophen instead.  So why did they run with this one study?  My only speculation is that somebody, not necessarily BobbyJr himself, had decided that there must be a very simple answer and this was a simple answer to somebody who doesn’t even know the old saying “correlation isn’t causation.”  But it’s still puzzling.

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    103. 103.

      HopefullyNotcassandra

      September 27, 2025 at 6:59 pm

      @Eyeroller: maybe not so puzzling

      insurancejournal.com/news/national/2025/09/26/840758.htm

      Grifters got to grift?

      imagine that.  This president’s tylenol rant comes just in time for plaintiffs’ lawyers to use it in their class action lawsuit.

      Reply
    104. 104.

      Martin

      September 27, 2025 at 8:05 pm

      @Eyeroller: We’ve never to my knowledge had a head of HHS that was a lawyer over being a health professional. I think what you’re observing is that places where we would normally have competent lawyers we have incompetent Fox News hosts and where we would normally have domain experts, we have lawyers. I’m not saying lawyers are bad, I’m saying having Shohei Ohtani doing brain surgery is a bad idea, as is having a brain surgeon as Dodgers pitcher/DH.

      Physicians didn’t participate in the report. The report was an analysis of prior scientific studies. None of those people participated in the report. The report is a work of analysis. Someone took the data from those studies, reworked it to generate a narrative. Anyone with a sufficient analytical skill and motive to generate the result could have done that. I could have produced that report. Would have taken a day at most with no assistance. The motive is the same motive we’ve been seeing for a while now – to reduce the complexity of the world. That’s what conspiracies seek to do. That’s what MAHA seeks to do. Why do our kids get autism? There’s been no clear answer to that question – and now there is. Tylenol. It’s wrong, but that doesn’t matter, so long as you trust them the world is simpler and more orderly. Eventually that lie will be revealed, but the plan is to keep stacking them up faster and thicker so that every time 1 falls away, 3 replace it. But they’re always the ones delivering. They get the credit. People get answers because that’s what we demand. That’s why we seek authoritarians, because they’ll stand up there and confidently tell us who is good and who is bad and why Covid happened and how to really treat it. If you trust them, or you need those answers, which is how some people came to Trump, you’re getting what you need – a world getting less complicated rather than more. They don’t care that it’s wrong. They can’t handle what it is now. I don’t think most people can. We just cope with that problem in different ways. That’s what QAnon did – provide answers. Wrong answers, but tons of them. Where’s QAnon now? No longer needed – the government is doing that job now.

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      sab

      September 27, 2025 at 8:35 pm

      @Karen Gail: You can contract a house repair or a new car, but good luck being a Trump AG.

      Reply
    106. 106.

      Gretchen

      September 27, 2025 at 9:06 pm

      @HopefullyNotcassandra: Comey was raided Irish Catholic and has six kids. Not many teetotalers in that demographic.

      Reply
    107. 107.

      HopefullyNotcassandra

      September 27, 2025 at 10:45 pm

      @Gretchen: well color me wrong.  Somehow I thought he was from the same sect as former AG Ashcroft.  Thank you for the correction.  My apologies for the error.

      Reply
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      Mr. Bemused Senior

      September 27, 2025 at 11:10 pm

      @sab: my grandmother (immigrant from Hungary in the 1920s) told me to read before you sign. I suppose they teach it in law school. OK, not everyone graduated in the top half of the class but sheesh!

      Reply
    109. 109.

      MinuteMan

      September 28, 2025 at 12:00 am

      @Jackie: Maybe she’s just clumsy and stumbled out the 5th story window.

      Reply
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      Paul in KY

      September 29, 2025 at 9:10 am

      @SpaceUnit: Plus, he has a bunch of doofuses prosecuting him.

      Reply
    111. 111.

      Paul in KY

      September 29, 2025 at 9:18 am

      @Baud: I think he could just represent himself on this one. If he wanted to do it on the cheap.

      Reply
    112. 112.

      Paul in KY

      September 29, 2025 at 9:21 am

      @bbleh: Trumpy’s Harpies

      Reply
    113. 113.

      Paul in KY

      September 29, 2025 at 9:23 am

      @Geminid: Robert E. Lee sending those guys up Cemetery Ridge (and the General doing it) also contributed alot to their eventual defeat. Many veteran troopers slaughtered there that could not be replaced.

      Reply
    114. 114.

      Paul in KY

      September 29, 2025 at 9:25 am

      @Baud: I’d have probably chosen him over TACO, if I had to choose between the two for POTUS. God help us all, that’s how bad he is.

      Reply
    115. 115.

      Paul in KY

      September 29, 2025 at 9:31 am

      @trollhattan: I would say dark brunette.

      Reply
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      Paul in KY

      September 29, 2025 at 9:32 am

      @sab: She was just following orders….

      Reply
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      Paul in KY

      September 29, 2025 at 9:36 am

      @Geminid: I was never that pissed at Fort Bragg being named after him, as he sure killed alot of rebel soldiers…

      Now it’s some Bragg fellow who got a commendation medal for properly auditing the post supply cabinets and retired as an E-5.

      Reply

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