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Republican Stupidity

Pulling a fast one…

by Betty Cracker|  March 24, 20262:34 pm| 100 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

NBC News says Republicans are positively giddy about a possible deal with Dems to fund DHS. Here’s a link to the full article, and below is an NBC reporter’s post on Bluesky that summarizes it:

NEW: Senate Republicans believe they have a solution to break the logjam and reopen DHS

Two-step plan, 4 sources tell @nbcnews.com

1) Fund all of DHS except ICE/deportations to win Dems and get to 60

2) Fund ICE/deportations in reconciliation PLUS elements of SAVE act to win Trump

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur.bsky.social) March 24, 2026 at 1:01 PM

Predictably, some folks on Bluesky are getting out over their skis and criticizing Dems for “caving,” seemingly based solely on the fact that some Repubs are happy that a solution may be in sight, in the absence of any legislative verbiage, let alone a vote. I’m not going to embed the Nervous Nelly posts here, but you can easily find them under the Kapur post linked above.

However, this morning, John Light at TPM outlined something that I think is a more likely scenario, i.e., that Repubs in Congress are trying to pull a fast one on Trump. Here’s a link to the article and an excerpt below:

Politico reports that, yesterday, Trump agreed to back this new deal to partially end the DHS shutdown, so long as Republicans get aspects of the SAVE Act into a reconciliation package.

But budget reconciliation is only meant to be used for, essentially, budget stuff. A sweeping voter suppression bill is not budget stuff. Not at all. So what is happening here?

Some Senate Republicans have been contending there is a way to get the SAVE Act through with budget reconciliation. Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) earlier this month proposed his conference hire “a really smart lawyer” to figure it out. This hypothetical individual could supposedly “help us craft a SAVE Act that can survive a Byrd bath,” the process through which the Senate parliamentarian strips out from a reconciliation bill any measures that don’t qualify for reconciliation…

Passing the SAVE Act would be a disaster for American democracy. But we’re not sure that’s what Senate Republicans are really up to here.

We’ll be watching to see if this is a genuine attempt to pass the SAVE Act, or an effort to kick the can, get Trump off their backs, and disclaim responsibility when they find that — even with some smart lawyers — they can’t get the SAVE Act through using reconciliation after all.

That sounds more plausible to me, but who knows? I think it’s objectively true that the shutdown and inability to pass the voter suppression act is hurting Republicans more than Dems.

Senator Thune is a Trump flunky as are virtually all elected Repubs. But unlike Trump, Thune is smart enough to know that the filibuster generally hurts Dems while protecting Repubs, so he hasn’t knuckled under to Trump’s attempts to force that issue.

Also, Light points out that in the recent past, Thune refused to disregard Senate parliamentarian rules to score a quick political win, maybe for the same reason. Light also notes that the current standoff over the voter suppression bill is hurting Repubs because Trump can’t get Paxton out of the U.S. Senate race in Texas without signing the voter suppression bill. That’s the condition Paxton set for exiting the race.

Anyhoo, I don’t know what’s going to happen, but if Repubs reopen DHS without ICE funding and without the voter suppression bill, that’s a win, if not for Democrats, for the country. Repubs were always going to be able to add ICE funding via reconciliation, so that’s on them. If the voter suppression provisions fizzle in reconciliation, as they should, democracy will have dodged yet another bullet.

Open thread.

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Open Thread: Baghdad Boobs

by Anne Laurie|  March 23, 20265:41 pm| 101 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery, War

Damn, Gerry Baker. ??

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— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 11:18 AM

Call me a radical, but I don’t think we should start wars based on clear hallucinations.

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— Malaclypse the Middle (@malaclypse.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 12:51 PM

Open Thread: Baghdad Boobs

Hegseth should be fired immediately if "nobody was even thinking about." It is called contingency planning.

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— Geoff Garin (@geoffgarin.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 12:58 PM

If Hegseth is smart, he will recognize this as Trump contemplating, out loud, what it would be like to throw Hegseth under the bus for this entire fiasco.

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— Gus Orviston (@orviston.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 1:24 PM

Trump blames Hegseth for the war: "Pete, I think you were the first one to speak up. You said, 'Let's do it.'"

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 23, 2026 at 12:58 PM

Might be for the best…

ICYMI: Democrats who said US military servicemembers can refuse illegal orders raised alarms when Pete Hegseth said "no quarter, no mercy for our enemies." Offering "no quarter" is a textbook definition of a war crime.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a…

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— Eric Michael Garcia (@ericmgarcia.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 8:51 AM

Sad trombone coda:

The Islamic Republic of Iran’s Embassy in South Africa is trolling President Trump’s comments on who will control the Strait of Hormuz.

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— Yashar Ali ?? (@yasharali.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 2:52 PM

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Open Thread: Markwayne Mullins, Not Beating the Allegations

by Anne Laurie|  March 19, 20264:18 am| 58 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!, Trump Crime Cartel

He got out-argued by Young Prince Rand, so quite possibly Mullins is the dumbest man in Congress not named Tuberville.

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: Dueling with two consenting adults is still there
RAND PAUL: It's been illegal for 170 years! There's no precedent for legal dueling

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 18, 2026 at 10:10 AM

Of course, for Libertarian Rand, it’s personal. Per the Arizona Mirror, “Rand Paul confronts DHS nominee Mullin over ‘anger issues’ at contentious hearing”:

… Kentucky Republican Sen. Rand Paul, chair of the Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs, at the outset of the hearing recalled how Mullin called him a “freaking snake” and expressed sympathy for a neighbor who assaulted Paul in a 2017 dispute, breaking six of his ribs and damaging a lung.

“You have never had the courage to look me in the eye and tell me that the assault was justified,” Paul said to Mullin, nominated by President Donald Trump to replace Kristi Noem as secretary of the 260,000-employee agency. “Tell it to my face, if that’s what you believe.”

In a tense back-and-forth, Mullin defended himself and said he never “supported” that Paul was assaulted, but that he “understood” why the neighbor attacked Paul…

Paul said the committee plans to vote Thursday on whether to advance Mullin’s nomination to the Senate floor. Trump has said he wants Mullin on the job by the end of the month…

GOP Sen. rand Paul attacks Trump's nominee to lead DHS, Markwayne Mullin: "The fact he can't bring himself to say that we shouldn't settle political questions with violence, I think that would be a terrible example for ICE and Border Patrol."

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— DrH (@drhaup.bsky.social) March 18, 2026 at 3:21 PM

The Democrats did an excellent job of exposing Mullin’s many weaknesses, as well:

HASSAN: If a masked ICE agent kills an American citizen, should local law enforcement be allowed to investigate and hold that agent accountable?
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: Unfortunately, local law enforcement isn't supposed to be investigating federal
HASSAN: Your answer would make ICE unaccountable

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 18, 2026 at 12:39 PM

Peters: "Would you want to apologize to the family of Alex Pretti?"
Mullin: "I just said I regret those statements."
Peters: "Is that the same as an apology?"
Mullin: "I haven't seen the investigation…If I'm proven wrong, I absolutely will."

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— The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) March 18, 2026 at 11:15 AM

BLUMENTHAL: Stephen Miller said Pretti was a 'domestic terrorist' who 'tried to assassinate law enforcement.' Don't you think it was irresponsible for Miller to make that claim without evidence, just as retracted your statement?
MULLIN: I think that Q is better asked to Stephen Miller, not myself

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 18, 2026 at 10:58 AM

KIM: Do you think it's okay for ICE agents to arrest people by hospitals?
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: I will always support law enforcement doing their job

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 18, 2026 at 12:50 PM

SLOTKIN: Who won the 2020 election?
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: We know that President Joe Biden was sworn into office
SLOTKIN: Do you feel you have the authority to put uniformed officers at polling locations in 2026?
MULLIN: Only if there is a specific threat, not for intimidation

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 18, 2026 at 11:46 AM

Markwayne Mullin is an election denier and today he wouldn’t rule out federal officers at polling locations, saying they could be deployed for a “specific threat.”
Not new for him.
If alarm bells are ringing, you’re paying attention.

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— Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) March 18, 2026 at 1:42 PM

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lol, we will see what happens, but this sounds like when you interview for the job and you know you bombed it and they tell you they’ll get back with you shortly

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— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) March 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM

Even Politico‘s having a hard time trying to find the pony in this pile:

… [A]fter a combative public hearing and a separate classified meeting to discuss the travel concerns, Paul indicated he would proceed “as of now” with a committee vote on Mullin Thursday…

Other Republicans lined up Wednesday to praise Mullin as a trusted friend and colleague. Because the Homeland Security panel is closely split, Paul’s opposition could tank Mullin’s nomination if the vote falls on party lines, but at least one Democrat, John Fetterman of Pennsylvania, appeared open to supporting him.

“At this point, I think he’ll get Democrat votes, and so I think he probably, if I had to guess, will probably still win without my vote,” Paul said in the Fox news interview.

If Mullin wins committee approval Thursday, his nomination is set to hit the Senate floor next week for confirmation ahead of a two-week recess, according to two people granted anonymity to describe internal plans.

Paul’s comments came after questions about Mullin’s shadowy travel history threatened to derail the planned committee vote…

Smells like… WAR!

I’m skeptical that Mullin left his plumbing business to work as a secret agent in a war zone. bsky.app/profile/atru…

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— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) March 18, 2026 at 12:18 PM

Mullin is claiming that, as a Congressman, he went on a classified trip in 2016 that required him to go through “specialized training” and SERE (survival, evasion, resistance, escape) school prior to leaving.
Classified trips happen, but the SERE claim is utter bullshit.

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— Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) March 18, 2026 at 12:32 PM

Also: this all started when Sen. Peters asked Mullin to explain a comment on a news show that implied Mullin had been in combat. And he responded that he’d been on a trip/mission so classified (but official) that he had not included it in his background materials & it req’d SERE training.

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— GovTrack.us (@govtrack.us) March 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM

… Or maybe just, y’know, sewage:

Plot twist:
Shitter in Syria was broken so they needed a licensed plumber and Mullin was the only option

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— Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) March 18, 2026 at 1:26 PM

Guess it’s hard to find a Repub with an IQ higher than room temperature to volunteer for a doomed role in a flailing administration.

mullin’s nomination itself is an indication of the white house being out of step with the hill; he’s a junior senator in a midterm year when the party is defending a record no of seats, he has *no* law enforcement or executive experience, so i don’t think this is as open and shut as many of you

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— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) March 18, 2026 at 11:07 AM

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Squishable Wee Hours Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  March 15, 20265:10 am| 141 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

Senator Chris Murphy (D-CT) understands the stakes:

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled.

A truly extraordinary moment.

We aren’t on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

Act like it.

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— Chris Murphy (@chrismurphyct.bsky.social) March 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM

In another thread yesterday, Murphy provided an overview of Trump’s Iran disaster:

It’s crystal clear now that Trump has lost control of this war. He badly misjudged Iran’s ability to retaliate. The region is on fire.

1/ I’m going to explain to you in this🧵what I’ve learned – in part from closed door briefings – about the four biggest current crises.

— Chris Murphy (@chrismurphyct.bsky.social) March 14, 2026 at 2:23 PM

2/ CRISIS ONE: Trump believed Iran would not close the Strait of Hormuz. He was wrong. And now oil prices are spiking.

If the Strait stays closed, a global recession will result. It actually may already be too late. Gas prices are the first to spike, but food prices are next.

3/ Right now, Trump has no plan to reopen the Strait. And a plan may not exist.

The assets Iran uses to harass and attack tankers – thousands of small drones, speed boats and mines – cannot be eliminated. They are too numerous, too spread out and hidden.

4/ What about naval escorts for tankers? This is a possibility, but it’s harder than you think.

First, it would require our entire navy. 100 tankers need escorting each day.

Second, if we can’t destroy the mines and drones, our ships are at risk too.

5/ CRISIS TWO: We can destroy Iran’s missiles but not all their drones, and war today is drone war.

Iran can hit oil sites in the region indefinitely because they posses so many cheap, weaponized drones.

And they are. They blew up a critical Oman oil depot two days ago.

6/ If Trump paid any attention to the Ukraine War he would have noticed how warfare has changed. But he didn’t. And he blundered.

Worse, the Gulf states are running out of interceptors to stop Iranian missiles and drones – meaning that soon more oil sites will be vulnerable.

7/ CRISIS THREE: A broader, regional war is breaking out as Iranian proxies in Lebanon hit Israel and those in Iraq target the U.S.. Israel is now threatening a massive ground invasion of Lebanon, which could become its own new crisis.

8/ Other potential flash points lurk. So far, the Houthis in Yemen have been relatively quiet. Probably not for long. They can project power into the Red Sea.

For Syria, this is the worst time for Trump to strike Iran. Syria could explode again.

9/ CRISIS FOUR: Trump has no endgame. Iran and its proxies can create chaos indefinitely.

So what’s next? A ground invasion? This would be Armageddon. Thousands of dead Americans.

Declare false victory? Then the new Iranian hardliners in charge just rebuild what we destroyed.

10/ All of this was totally foreseeable. Frankly, it’s why previous presidents weren’t so stupid to start a war like this.

Trump has lost control of the war. His best course now is to cut his losses and end it. That’s the only way to prevent an even bigger disaster.

Meanwhile, in the alternate universe of his crappy social media site, Piggy is posting the results of push polls “sponsored by the Tea Party Patriots Citizens Fund” to insist the country DOES TOO support his war of choice in Iran because shut up, that’s why.

But Murphy is right — the least stupid and destructive thing to do now would be to cut losses and end the war before it spirals into an even bigger disaster. So we can probably count on Trump NOT doing that.

Open thread.

ETA: The spin here by Stipple Lips, good lord, y’all:

Leavitt: “The fact that the terrorists are holding the global oil industry hostage by threatening to shut down the Strait of Hormuz just underscores the need for President Trump to launch this operation in the first place”

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 14, 2026 at 10:10 PM

So they had to launch a war to stop the thing that started when they launched the war.

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How it started…

by Betty Cracker|  March 14, 20263:09 pm| 80 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, War

Yesterday, Piggy posted this on his garbage social media site:

Iran had plans of taking over the entire Middle East, and completely obliterating Israel. JUST LIKE IRAN ITSELF, THOSE PLANS ARE NOW DEAD! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Today, he posted a plaintive plea for help that is badly concealed in lies and bravado:

Many Countries, especially those who are affected by Iran’s attempted closure of the Hormuz Strait, will be sending War Ships, in conjunction with the United States of America, to keep the Strait open and safe. We have already destroyed 100% of Iran’s Military capability, but it’s easy for them to send a drone or two, drop a mine, or deliver a close range missile somewhere along, or in, this Waterway, no matter how badly defeated they are. Hopefully China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK, and others, that are affected by this artificial constraint, will send Ships to the area so that the Hormuz Strait will no longer be a threat by a Nation that has been totally decapitated. In the meantime, the United States will be bombing the hell out of the shoreline, and continually shooting Iranian Boats and Ships out of the water. One way or the other, we will soon get the Hormuz Strait OPEN, SAFE, and FREE! President DONALD J. TRUMP

 

The “Many Countries” claim in the first sentence sounds like a fictitious Canadian girlfriend to me. I’m no geopolitical strategist, but I doubt China is going to ride to Piggy’s rescue, and it doesn’t seem likely the U.S. allies he’s spent more than a year abusing will either.

Trump is on his own, and the incompetent psychopaths who work for him are in charge of the war effort all by themselves. He was warned, according to the Wall Street Journal (gift link):

WASHINGTON—Before the U.S. went to war, Gen. Dan Caine, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told President Trump that an American attack could prompt Iran to close the Strait of Hormuz.

Caine said in several briefings that U.S. officials had long believed Iran would deploy mines, drones and missiles to close the world’s most vital shipping lane, according to people with knowledge of the discussions.

Trump acknowledged the risk, these people said, but moved forward with the most consequential foreign-policy decision of his two presidencies. He told his team that Tehran would likely capitulate before closing the strait—and even if Iran tried, the U.S. military could handle it.

Now, two weeks into the war, Iran’s leaders have refused to back down, and the Strait of Hormuz has emerged as Tehran’s most potent leverage point.

An unpopular, narcissistic autocrat will naturally lean into exercising prerogative powers abroad when constrained at home. He needs a shot of domination like late-stage Hugh Hefner needed boner pills. And while Trump is still capable of inflicting plenty of misery at home, he’s stymied on the domestic front to an unprecedented degree, considering that his party controls the executive and legislative branches.

If Trump’s domestic control wasn’t collapsing, the Epstein Files Transparency Act would never have passed, Bovino would still be strutting around Minneapolis like a bantam rooster in a Nazi great coat, Noem would still occupy a luxury fuck palace in the sky with Lewandowski, and the primary feud between the Texas GOP U.S. Senate candidates would be over.

It’s going to be a rough ride, but not just for us. The “how it’s going” part sucks for the bad people too.

***

The New York Times published an interview by Lulu Garcia-Navarro with Illinois Governor JB Pritzker today. Here’s a gift link. A few excerpts:

What do you make of the moniker “the billionaire class” that has become very popular, especially on the left? Do you think all billionaires should be lumped together?

You asked the question upfront, that I seem to be sensitive about wealth. And it’s in part because of a question like the one you just asked. I know that there are people who just want to lump everybody who is wealthy together and say that they are evil or they’re fighting against them. All I can say is, that’s not true of me, and it’s not true of a number of people I know…

I hear you using the words “torn” and “challenged.” I know that this must be, as it is for many Jews, an incredibly difficult conversation to have. You used to be on the board of AIPAC, the pro-Israel lobby group, and you’ve since distanced yourself from them. And last August, you also endorsed a Senate effort to block U.S. arms sales to Israel. You said it sends “the right kind of a message.” It made me wonder if you’re undergoing a personal evolution.

Well, I abandoned AIPAC more than a dozen years ago. It was an organization that had at one time been bipartisan in nature and really all about preserving a strong relationship between the United States and Israel. But about a dozen years ago, the organization began to lean much more to the right and much more pro-Trump, who had then become a candidate for president, and that disturbed me greatly. AIPAC back then was not a PAC, I might add. It was a public affairs council; it didn’t have a political action committee that was giving money to candidates. But the organization became political. They created a super PAC. They began to get involved in elections directly and choosing to support candidates who were MAGA and right-wing and Trumpy. I just didn’t want anything to do with that…

We’re kind of dancing around this central thing, which I feel compelled to ask you, which is that you are often mentioned as a potential 2028 candidate for president. What are you weighing as you’re making that decision?

I’m not weighing that decision. I know you find that surprising, but I’m running for re-election as governor. That’s what I’m focused on. Listen, I’m proud and pleased that people think that my leadership is something that would put me on the stage as a potential presidential candidate. The reasons that people are doing that have more to do with the conviction that I have offered on the subject of stepping between Donald Trump and the people of my state and protecting people and speaking out and being unafraid. I wish more Democratic politicians were doing that right now, and more politicians in general. I wish Republicans would get religion about standing by the law and the Constitution. So I guess that’s why people have considered me as a potential candidate.

I don’t know a lot about Gov. Pritzker, but he seems like a stand-up guy.

Open thread.

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TGIFriday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  March 13, 20267:19 am| 225 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Popular Culture, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity, Trumpery, War

BBC News – Lost Doctor Who and the Daleks episodes discovered in 'ramshackle' collection – BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article…

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— Andrew-Mark Thompson (@andydrewz.bsky.social) March 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM

******

Republicans approach the midterms with a doomed play for unity
www.semafor.com/article/03/1…

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— Semafor (@semafor.com) March 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM

… Most GOP lawmakers who gathered at President Donald Trump’s resort this week for their annual policy retreat said they doubted that the party could get another huge filibuster-proof bill to his desk, even as their leaders called for one. Several Republicans made clear that a new party-line bill would struggle to even get through the House.

And some of Speaker Mike Johnson’s members called for a different message ahead of the election, one that’s more focused on the economic goals Democrats are touting…

After Trump delivered a mixed message Monday night about when the escalating US-Israel war with Iran would end, the rest of the Republican retreat focused on putting an optimistic face forward. House GOP leaders don’t describe the midterms as lost, even though some of their members privately see a Democratic takeover as almost inevitable.

But maintaining that optimism through spring won’t be easy for the party’s leaders. Trump is expected to send Congress a request for more money for his war, while threatening to stop signing bills until Republicans pass a voter ID and citizenship law that faces serious hurdles. Republicans’ doubts about their ability to pass another megabill only adds to their problems.

Notably, even major players in last year’s huge tax-cut bill are joining in the skepticism. House Ways and Means Chair Jason Smith of Missouri, whose tax-writing committee helped make the “big, beautiful bill” happen, isn’t backing off his past views of a follow-up.

“I would absolutely love a second reconciliation bill. I would love that, but I just don’t think it will ever happen,” Smith told reporters, citing the immense difficulty Hill Republicans had last year, with a bigger majority than they currently hold….

******

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

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— News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) March 12, 2026 at 11:11 AM

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Slotkin: "If Russia is helping to kill US forces, we have crossed a rubicon. We have to take decisive action on that. Instead, we're giving them breaks on oil. They're making a ton of money."

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 12, 2026 at 11:25 AM

Russia is helping Iran, Ukraine is helping the US, and Donald Trump is helping Vladimir Putin and Russia.

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— Khashoggi's Ghost (@urocklive1.bsky.social) March 12, 2026 at 10:25 PM

BREAKING: Four of the six crew abroad a U.S. military KC-135 refueling aircraft that crashed in Iraq have been found dead, the American military said.

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— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) March 13, 2026 at 5:58 AM

Oh, yeah, also, just to give everyone a sense of the scale of the invasion we're talking about, here's Hormuz and environs off the East Coast. Also, half of this is mountains. Also, drones fly so maybe it doesn't even work.

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— Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) March 12, 2026 at 10:59 AM

I keep thinking that this must have been what 1914 was like with all members of the ruling class on both sides being sure it would be a short victorious war.

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— Malaclypse the Middle (@malaclypse.bsky.social) March 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM

EXTREMELY HEALTHY AND NOT MAKING RANDOM AND TERRIBLE DECISIONS SIR

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) March 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM

Republicans, when talking about war and absolutely nothing else.

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— James Medlock (@jdcmedlock.bsky.social) March 12, 2026 at 10:07 PM

Instead of going to war with Iran, we could cover health care for millions of Americans.
And still have $20 billion left over.

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— Elizabeth Warren (@warren.senate.gov) March 12, 2026 at 3:53 PM

A coordinated global effort to release 400 million barrels of oil from strategic reserves worldwide failed to ease fears about supply disruptions caused by the Iran war.

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— Forbes (@forbes.com) March 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM

our beloved tsar ensures it only good happens, unless the boyars betray him

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— Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST (@chathamharrison.bsky.social) March 12, 2026 at 9:56 AM

Again, we are watching a mirror image of Trumps covid response unfolding in real time: events are spinning out of his control and his response to that is not to figure out what he can actually impact things & act there, it is to assert a fantasy version of events & insist on its realness

— Daniel Gilmore (@gilmored85.bsky.social) March 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM

Because when you have a cartoonishly extreme case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, you emotionally experience even the slightest correction the way normal people experience the discovery of infidelity.

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— NCSteve (@ncsteve.bsky.social) March 12, 2026 at 3:18 PM

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Cruel Shoes II

by Betty Cracker|  March 9, 20265:32 pm| 141 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, General Stupidity

There’s an insane story in the WSJ about how TeMussolini has a new dementia game. He guesses the shoe size of male appointees and cronies, then has a minion order Florsheim shoes for them in the size he guessed.

He expects giftees to wear the shoes in his presence. Doesn’t always work out so well.

Rubio in too-large shoes

Real Caligula appoints his horse as consul stuff!

I wonder if the shoe recipients hobble around in ill-fitting shoes indefinitely, or do they order the same shoes in the right size and make the switch on the down low?

I hope it’s the former. They deserve cruel shoes.

Open thread.

ETA: Piggy is supposed to give a speech right about now. It will be lies, so I’m not gonna bother watching.

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