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by John Cole|  August 28, 20088:47 am| 7 Comments

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Does anyone know where I can get a transcript of the talking heads on CNN last night? I heard something that needs to be laughed at, but I can not find it.

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  1. 1.

    southpaw

    August 28, 2008 at 9:11 am

    This should work. I’d imagine it’s under the election center heading.

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    Bill W.

    August 28, 2008 at 9:29 am

    Whoa, the site’s a lil buggy this morning I see. Only took a dozen tries to get to the comments.

    I don’t know about bobblehead transcripts (looks like southpaw might have that covered for you), but if you want to shoot me an email w/ enough info, like the approximate time, what was said, and/or who said it, and I should be able to send you the clip or even up it to youtube for you if need be.

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    Bill H

    August 28, 2008 at 9:29 am

    I heard something that needs to be laughed at

    You’ve got to be kidding me. Only one thing?

  4. 4.

    JackieBinAZ

    August 28, 2008 at 9:45 am

    This deserves to be laughed at:

    BLITZER: All right. We want to thank the band. Can’t praise this band of local musicians in Denver — they were put together — the music they’ve been providing, the vocals the guitarists, all the musicians. We want to thank them for helping us enjoy this Democratic National Convention. We want to welcome back —

    COOPER: Wolf Blitzer —

    BLITZER: This is a great band. I’ve been listening to this band and enjoying the music, the singers.

    COOPER: I want to thank the band. I don’t know.

    BLITZER: They’re terrific. Are you telling me, Anderson, you don’t like the band?

    COOPER: No, the band is fine. I’m just hearing Wolf Blitzer thanking the band.

    BLITZER: I love the band. Campbell, do you love the band?

    BROWN: I love the band. But I think we’re learning something new about you, Wolf. We never fully appreciated your appreciation for music.

    BLITZER: If Donna Brazile were here, we’d be dancing right now but she’s not here. Another time, another time we’ll be dancing.

  5. 5.

    Bill

    August 28, 2008 at 9:50 am

    transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/

  6. 6.

    Steve M.

    August 28, 2008 at 9:51 am

    Main CNN transcripts page, if the link above doesn’t help.

  7. 7.

    Jon H

    August 28, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    My first thought was that you could generate one at any time by eating some fiber.

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